Nancy Was Pregnant
Issue #22

Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore


Wes Cooley, my new, favorite Republican paid a man that worked for him
for eight years for no wages, then, this is sooo COOL,  claimed the guy as a dependent!

I love this Wes Cooley character!!

Stupid Rush quotes:

"Liberals can call here anytime they want."

Sure, Pigboy, but can they get on the air?

From Molly Ivins

STILL on the stupidity kick, the House decided to play doctor last week,
outlawing a safe surgical procedure for late-term abortions. Is there a doctor in the House?
No, just Sonny Bono.

The House's action is an insult to all women. Do they think we might happen
to waddle past an abortion clinic when six months pregnant, snap our fingers
and say, "Oh, darn. I KNEW there was something I'd been meaning to get around to?"

More Rush quotes:

"I'm only interested in the facts.
 I'm not trying to fool anybody.
 I don't make stuff up."

I have a question about Hillary.

The hapless, hopeless GOP is now saying, "Maybe Whitewater was a blowout for us,
but we're pretty sure we've got Hillary on this Travel-gate stuff."
She testified she did NOT order the firing of the people that stole the money.

Just suppose, after hearing that travelboy was caught with $55,000 of government money
in his personal checking account, Hillary said "I don't think we should have thieves
making our travel arrangements. Should we get new people?"

Now, Hillary is known as a force with which to be reckoned.
If she said words similar to those, and YOU were on the witness stand, would you say
"Hillary ordered the firing?"

I don't think you would, unless you're Republican.

I feel sorry for the Republicans.
This is all they've got.

When you hear a judge say "pro bono," do you think of Clarence Thomas?

Clumsy Rush lies:

"The federal tax on cigarettes is $2 a pack."

Is that why a carton of ten is $12.00?

It's been 22 months.
They've called 155 witnesses.
They've spent $22,000,000.00 so far.

Does anyone see anything that remotely connects Bill or Hillary to even a misdemeanor?
Why can't the Republicans see that's the biggest reason the public has lost faith in them?

Let me guess:
All they need is another 22 months, another 155 witnesses and
another 22,000,000.00 of YOUR dollars and D'Amato will nail them?

We Get Letters.....


Subject: Left wing looney windbag

I hope they never let you out of your padded cell.
BTW is Bartcop an alias for Bill Clinton???

My first critical letter!


To the Editor,

RL-LNW is providing me with good reads and better chuckles,
but there is one thing I'd like you to comment on.

Once upon a time, a dittohead said "dictionaries are published by liberals"
because the definition for "liberal" has "nicer words" than the definition for "conservative".

Then, once upon another time, ANOTHER dittohead said the definition of "liberal"
explains it all, and presented me with a negative definition.

Not that I expect anyone of sound mind to be able to comprehend these fanatic nutcases,
but can you shed some light on this inconsistency between 2 dits? I thought their agenda
called for less deviance from agreement.  Then again, the Lying Nazi Whore is inconsistent....


I guess there are several ways to answer:
The reason Rush and Hitler both hate liberals is liberals are well-educated. Hitler had to kill the
liberals because they had the brains to overthrow him someday. Rush hates liberals because they aren't
armed, inbred farmers from Oklahoma like most of his crowd. How often do you hear Rush slam
Harvard and Yale and "academia?" He HATES intelligent people.

The phrase "pointy-headed liberal" is meant to poke fun at people who think too much.
Rush and the GOP don't like educated people because they depend on ignorance and fear
and superstition to keep the sheep in line. You know how I feel about religion -it's the same thing.
They ignore science and logic and claim "the devil will get you" if you don't send them enough money.

Rush is sometimes right, like when he says "words mean things." Jesus, what's more cowardly
than claiming "the dictionary is lying?" They HAVE to say that because they'll get tripped up
if someone half-smart reads Webster's definitions.

Saying "The dictionary is lying" is a lot like saying "math is lying."
If they want to re-invent the meanings of words, fine.

But how the fuck are we going to communicate if
Republicans refuse to use the English language?

From RL-LNW Volume 3:

Let's check Webster's Deluxe Unabridged Dictionary

Liberal: (a) not narrow-minded or bigoted; broad-minded,
Liberal: (n) one who advocates greater freedom of thought

Conservative: (a) tending to preserve old traditions, opposing or resisting change

Feminist: a supporter of feminism
Feminism: the theory that women should have political, economic, and social rights equal to men.

Bottom line?
Rush is a LYING Nazi Whore

Let's not forget:

Nancy was pregnant when she married Ronnie.
Why couldn't Ronnie keep his pecker in his pants?
In the 1930's, this was REALLY shocking.

SACRAMENTO, --A California lawmaker, Sen, Don Rogers
filed a document years ago that claimed he didn't owe
income taxes because he has a "white man's citizenship."

Rogers, the Republican (Gee, I'm surprised) was
criticized for speaking to white supremists.
Rogers has repeatedly denied he's a racist.

Baseball news:
Brett Butler, popular centerfielder for the Dodgers, has been diagnosed with thoat cancer.
Doctors said his condition was treatable.

The same cannot be said for Marge Schott.

Can we get one thing straight?

Bob Dole's bad arm does NOT make him an expert on military matters.
You can claim he knows more than Clinton if you want, but let's admit that
getting hurt does NOT mean he makes intelligent decisions.

Same for Sen. John McCain, the man the GOP called a "traitor" for agreeing
with Clinton about re-opening formal diplomatic relations with Vietnam.
McCain was held for 6 years in a Vietnamese torture chamber and beaten daily.
We're proud of him, but that does NOT mean that he's an expert on foreign affairs.

I like McCain, and I kinda like old Bob Dole.
Compared to the McVeigh-types that hijacked the GOP,
Dole and McCain are liberals by comparison.

The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies
report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the author swears it's true.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under
investigation for fraud. After hours of work, the dozens of agents were starving.
An agent called a nearby pizza parlor to order dinner.

This conversation was recorded by the FBI. They taped all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of Coke.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And don't go through the front doors. They're locked.
Go to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: Yes. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent.
Remember to bring the pizzas to the service entrance in the back.
We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.


Did you see the artist's rendering of what Clinton
looked like while he was testifying on tape?

We KNOW what he looks like, so it wasn't necessary.
And second, I guess the guy that draws "Dilbert" was busy?

True fact:

If you put 10,000 monkeys in front of 10,000 word processors for 10,000 years,
eventually, one of them will write "See, I Told You So."

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