The PNAC (People for a New American Constitution) Presents:
A Constitution for the United (Red) States of America
We the people of the Red States, in order to form a more conservative union, establish Christianity, insure
domestic work (for chosen illegal aliens), provide for the defense of our profits, promote corporate welfare,
and secure the blessings of wealth to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution
for the Red States of America.
Amendment I
Congress shall establish Christianity as the National Religion, and no laws prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
shall be enacted. The freedoms of speech, and of the press; and the right of the people peaceably to assemble,
and to petition the government for a redress of grievances, shall be at the mercy of Conservative Justices.
Amendment II
The right of the people to keep and bear any weaponry, shall not be infringed. In fact if we had our way,
you'd be required to own firearms.
Amendment III
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable
searches and seizures, shall depend upon whether or not they are registered Republicans in good standing.
Amendment IV
In all criminal prosecutions (accept those involving abortions and enemy combatants), the accused shall enjoy
the right to a trial, in a court of the government's choosing. A defendant may have the assistance of counsel for
his defense, providing he can afford same.
Amendment V
Abortions are hereby illegal in all 50 states, and this Ammendment may only be amended by a vote of 100%
of the elligible voters. Furthermore, Doctors providing abortions, and women seeking same, shall not be elligible
for trials, but shall be instead "stoned to death" in a public place upon capture.
Amendment VI
Burning the Flag of the United (Red) States of America is hereby made a capital offense.

by Rick P

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