The local Pigboy/Laura AM station has a web page.
It's at http://www.KRMG.com
I go there sometimes to shear the Knuckledrag sheep.
I was there yesterday, outraged at action that KRMG took that put the lives of
two kidnapped children in danger. While I was there, I saw a post asking if it
was true that Laura the Martyr had posed nude, so I posted a link to the proof.
I got this reply just now.
From: Brian Anderson email@example.com
Subject: KRMG Message Board Violation
Please be advised that your Sept. 13 postings
to the KRMG.com message board
were in violation of the board's visitor agreement in that they contained links to
pornographic material. Your postings have been deleted from the board.
You are welcome to continue sharing your
thoughts and opinions in the forum.
However, please familiarize yourself with the terms of the visitor agreement linked
from the top of the message board. Further violations of that agreement will result
in your being banned from participation in the forum.
Thank you for your cooperation,
Cox Interactive Media - Tulsa
So, I replied:
Are you saying those legitimate pictures of Dr. Laura are pornographic?
If Dr Laura is guilty of producing pornographic material,
why would you turn over three hours of airtime to her each day?
My pointing to the FACTS can hardly be considered a violation
if you are the party making money from this awful woman.
Paul Begala Shoots the Bull early today...
"RATS!" There's that word again. But this time it's as in "...jumping
off a sinking ship,"
and the ship is the political version of the Titanic: The good ship George W. Bush.
Little Ricky Lazio looked desperate in last night's debate with
Lazio attacked the First Lady savagely - and stupidly - from start to finish.
Hillary, on the other hand, was focused on issues, rising above the fray even when
Little Ricky foolishly tried to blame her for the Lewinsky scandal.
No wonder every single member of the USA TODAY focus group
of swing, suburban voters said Hillary won.
BartCop: This corroberates my previous statements, your honor.
Judge Begley: Sit down, Mr Petrie.
Subject: The Debate!
Thank you for the information on where to find the Hillary/Lazy-O
That jerk cheap a$$hole Russert...who made him God?
(Sorry God, I need to put christianity aside for this one)
I was shocked to hear the shotgun ambush of Russert.
But you know, it helped Hillary.
She's a darling and a true world class Lady.
Even with Russert's help,
Lazy-O came out sounding more like a jr high debator and a loser.
Senator Moynohan's shoes are too big for brainless boy Lazy-O to fill.
The comments after the debate were in favor of Hillary. You Go Girl!
Thank you darling.
Grandma Lind, New Jersey
Great El Puerca Quotes
"Lazio didn't just hit a home run in
that debate, he hit a grand slam!"
Pigboy - lying to those poor, stupid sheep again.
Is that what people are saying, Rush?
See for Yourself
1. When Lazio walked over to Clinton's podium
and tried to push a written
agreement into his opponent's hands, Glovin, 41, a manager at an employer
services company, and seven other suburban New York voters burst into laughter.
"Oh, cute," said Willie James, 54,
a retired IBM employee.
"Sight unseen, you don't sign a document like that."
2. Lazio "had his chance to step up, and
he didn't," said Paul Campion, a stockbroker
and undecided voter. "We have to vote for someone who can fill Moynihan's shoes,
and based on tonight, I don't think he can."
3. He hasn't presented himself at all,"
James, a registered Democrat whose vote is undecided,
said before the debate. Afterward, he said Lazio hadn't impressed him, faulting him for calling
proposed casino gambling a "cheap hit" for the economy. "That's an emotional issue," and Lazio
was dismissive, James said. Lazio "needed to hit a home run and he got a walk."
4. "I think he got fanned," said Diana Rodriguez,
44, an office administrator,
who objected to Lazio's focus on Clinton's trustworthiness.
5. Jamie Arest, 26, a college student, said
it "really rubbed me the wrong way" when Lazio
accused Clinton of believing "it only matters what you say when you get caught."
6. Joe Lopane, 31, a landscape designer,
gave Clinton the edge in the first meeting .
"She had more poise and more confidence. "
Then, there was my favorite:
7. The group criticized moderator Tim Russert,
of NBC's Meet the Whore,
for being so totally fixated on Mrs. Clinton's husband's cock.
"That should not be part of the debate," said Gloria Bernhard, an employment agency owner.
But you know what the best part is?
Pigboy and the red-meaters not only think The Lick won the debate,
they loved his aggressiveness and they want him to be even more of a prick
when he meets Ms. Poise and Confidence in the second and third debates!
This is such a perfectly-fitting parellel to the last 8 years.
The GOP doesn't really want to win this renate seat.
They don't want Senator Lick.
They just want somebody - anybody - to beat up Hillary!
Think of it like a Super Bowl.
The idiot GOP doesn't care what the scoreboard says, they just want to sack the quarterback.
Today's Page Two Girl is Estella Warren
Y'know, in mid-November, when they look back on exactly why Smirk
they're going to say it was because the liberal media ran with that "RATS" story
and knocked Smirk off-track and that's how President Gore was elected.
They'll forget the obvious truth that it was Smirk's people who
the word "RATS" in the goddamn commercial to begin with,
Yeah, I hear the GOP speechwriters are hard at work on the first
draft of the
"Why we lost the election because the media hates us," speech.
COCKFIGHTERS GIVE CONGRESS
(From Bartcop News Network) by BSmasher
WASHINGTON D.C.--Cockfighters and gaming
foul breeders packed the pit in a
House committee room Wednesday to spur opposition against pending legislation
making cock fighting illegal. The sport is currently legal in Louisiana, New Mexico
and Oklahoma, even though getting a tattoo in Oklahoma is illegal.
Noted guitarist and liberal cock breeder
Chuck Berry from Blanchard, OK, USA,
told the House plowboy committee, "We're all God-fearing people trying to
make a living. I don't have a problem with the bidness I'm in."
Even thought the bill has 200 co-sponsors
and should pass easily, many of the members
of the House Archer Daniels Midland thought it best to be elsewhere. Oklahoma 6th
district congressman, Frank Lucas (R-Ghost Employee) hurriedly left 30 minutes into
the hearing when the house had to vote, and was last seen trying to get into the
Witness Protection program.
Cockfighter Berry came with a clutch of
letters from officials at the Oklahoma Department
of Agriculture warning of the dire consequences if the pending federal legislation is passed.
More Oklahoman's on welfare because of loss of jobs, more diseased chickens because
the sport will go "underground" and more satanic cults will spring up.
Gene Eskey, the staff vet at the state agency
said fighting cocks generate $100 million in
bidness annually for the state. Rep. Colin Peterson (D-Ventura) said the bill would allow
breeders to ship their cocks to other countries around the world.
Wayne Pacelle, senior V-P for guvment affairs
at the Humane Society, said
cockfighting is "a huge illegal industry across the country, that is also
associated with gambling, drug use and homosexuality."
American Poultry Association are worried
their members may be mistaken for cocks that
fight and would be harassed by suspicious officials. Law enforcement officials, however,
said they can generally figure out what getting the bird is used for.
Great Republican Quotes
"John Zogby is the only pollster that always
gets it right."
-- Rush, the last 4 years
Released: September 13, 2000
Gore maintains 7% lead
over Bush; Surges ahead among Independents
New Reuters/Zogby National Survey Reveals
See for Yourself
Al Gore has increased his lead over the idiot Smirk, according
to a new Reuters/Zogby poll
conducted Sunday through Tuesday.
The poll of 1,005 likely voters nationwide now has Gore leading
Smirk, 46% to 39%
with 4% for Nader and 1% for Buchanan. Another 9% were Undecided.
The poll has a margin of sampling error of +/- 3.2%.
In the two-way race, Gore also leads Bush 51% to 42%.
I'm not going to get my car... sniff
Did Strom Thurmond rape a Def Row Prisoner?
According to "Ol' Strom", a biography of Senator Strom Thurmond
by Jack Bass,
Randall Johnson, the driver of a state vehicle transporting a convicted female killer
named Sue Logue to the prison death house in 1943, said then U.S. Army Major
Strom Thurmond got into the back seat with his friend Logue and they were
"a huggin' and a kissin' the whole way".
Joe Frank Logue said his Aunt Sue "was the only person ever seduced
her way to the electric chair".
See for Yourself
Thanks to Stubby
Subject: Will You Be The Difference?
The Year is 1960.
It is not.
JFK wins the election because he receives
1 MORE VOTE per precinct in Illinois (8,858
3 MORE VOTES per precinct in Missouri (9,880 votes)
3 MORE VOTES per precinct in New Jersey (22,091 votes)
Smirk, every e-mail you've sent me has had spelling mistakes.
You need another "S," in #1.
Can't you get anyone to help you write these?
And the reason JFK won Illinois is because he won decisively
with deceased-Americans, a huge constituency in Illinois.
Without those 40,829 votes, the election goes to Nixon.
YOUR VOTE DOES MATTER.
No, you'd still win Oklahoma if you were running against Gore/Christ.
Experts say this will be the CLOSEST election
Maybe they said that back in July, but has anybody said that recently?
What can YOU do about it?
Join the Bush E-Train!
The Bush E-Train?
But Smirk, I don't have any kids!
Why the fuck would I want to "join the Bush E-Train?"
(1) Forward this e-mail to your friends
(2) Then click on the link below and enter your e-mail:
What if we all clicked on that and put in firstname.lastname@example.org
Maybe if Smirk sent himself enough mail, he'd have an E-Train wreck!
2,000,000 e-mail addresses to SPREAD THE WORD and GET OUT THE VOTE.
Smirk, stop begging.
It's not presidential!
Be a part of history, get on the Bush E-Train
and join what will become
one of the LARGEST GRASSROOTS MOVEMENTS EVER.
Your ideas seem more like the biggest bowel movements ever.
MAKE THE DIFFERENCE! and receive the e-mail
on Nov. 8 that says,
"PRESIDENT-ELECT GEORGE W. BUSH THANKS YOU."
That could happen...
Smirk, we hardly knew ye...
Get a leg up...
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