Bonus Section
Clinton-hating James Woods to play Rudy Giuliani
James Woods (D-Traitor) will play former-Nazi cum hero Rudy Giuliani
in a TV movie
which will premier on the USA network, right after that wonderful
Tori Spelling flick,
"Mother May I Sleep with Danger?"
They
think we're stupid
by my good friend John Montgomery
Excerpt:
[Cheney] is surely the most unpleasant
and corrupt politician to run the country since Richard Nixon.
He doesn't trust Congress any more than
we do. I'm not one for conspiracy theories, regardless of
which political party starts them. Nobody
murdered Vince Foster or Ron Brown or JFK Jr or Cliff Baxter.
But Dick and Condi and the rest of the
Defenders are hiding something.
It may be just gross incompetence.
Maybe. But their insistence that we're all as stupid as their
boss
is making my bullshit detector scream like
Ashcroft in a gay bar.
Less than 30 days until the premier of sweet corn season.
Bixby
Green Corn Festival - June 27th 2002
The Bixby Green Corn Festival is a three-day
event with carnival rides, musical entertainment,
concessions, arts and crafts booths, parade
and antique tractor show througout the weekend.
...uh, ... did you forget the corn, too?
They get these giant grills, maybe four feet deep by eight feet
wide and they place just-picked
Silver King ears on them and when they're done, they dip
the corn in a vat of butter.
Oooohhhh, it's Heaven.
I'll have to bring my Chinaco in a flask.
As for the WTC CEO Conspiracy theory, you wouldn't
need hundreds of people in on it. All you need
is one - the guy organizing the charity event
at the base. Have him invite all these CEOs by saying,
"If you come, you'll get to have lunch with the
president - we guarantee it."
And guess who showed up unannounced a little after lunchtime? GW Bush.
They didn't have to know that something was up.
All they had to know was that they were getting to meet
the president and talk about defense spending
at an Air Force base. $$$$$ What CEO wouldn't go?
And how many of them got the message that morning
that they had their bacon saved by this
administration without their even knowing it?
Now let me make a different connection. Remember
a few weeks ago there was a story about companies
taking out life insurance policies on their employees
without the employees' knowledge? Now ask yourself
that question of whether or not the CEO would
let hundreds of employees die while escaping himself.
These weren't Wal Mart checkers with $15,000
policies. How much money did these companies
collect in life insurance on their slain employees?
Jeff
Jeff, that's too creepy to think about.
I think I'm sorry I brought it up.
MTV has announced some Ozzy specials are on tap for the summer,
including his world-famous date with Greta Van Susteren at the
WHCD.
Ozzy just signed for another season of his best-new-comedy voyeur show.
'Evildoers' always perch on oil fields
Excerpt:
They call it the "Bay of Piglets." In Venezuela,
the world's fourth-largest producer
of oil, a coup ousted a democratically-elected
leader and installed a businessman
in his place, before popular outrage forced
the return of President Hugo Chavez.
The U.S. supports some of the most repressive,
anti-democratic, oil-friendly
regimes in the Arab world, including Saudi
Arabia and Kuwait. According to the
May 10 New York Times, the Bush administration
is debating what government
it should impose on Iraq following the
removal of Saddam Hussein in Gulf War II.
I know - how about the president of Unocal?
Put him on the board of the B.F.E.E.
And after 2700 Americans die fighting for Bush's Afghan pipeline,
the Bush Family will be so rich they won't have to steal elections
anymore
Bart,
You overlooked another possibility regarding the ceo's at Offutt Air Force Base.
Did they have to be in on the conspiracy in order
to be sent there?
Imagine the Bushies just happened to schedule
a fundraiser on that day and saved their lives.
That's one way to get them to keep coming to
the fundraisers and giving till it hurts.
I can see the mail piece now: "Hey guys,
remember the last fundraiser? If it weren't for that,
you might all be dead. Think about that
when you're deciding on how much to give."
Then again, Bush would stoop that low politically,
right?
-tony
Bush
did try to save Enron
by Sam Parry at consortiumnews.com
As Enron’s crisis worsened, Ken Lay got Bush’s help in three principal ways:
Bush personally
joined the fight against imposing caps on the soaring price of
electricity in California at a time
when Enron was artificially driving up the price
of electricity by manipulating supply.
Bush granted
Lay broad influence over the administration’s energy policies,
including the choice of key
regulators to oversee Enron’s businesses. The chairman
of the Federal Energy Regulatory
Commission was replaced after he began to delve
into Enron’s complex derivative-financing
schemes.
Bush had
his National Security Council staff organize an administration-wide
campaign to pressure the Indian
government to accommodate Enron, which
wanted to sell its generating
plant in Dabhol, India, for $2.3 billion.
Bill Clinton never came close to committing serious crimes like
these, but the GOP
impeached him just because Clinton kept kicking their asses in
election years.
Meanwhile, the gelding Democrats return the favor by fawning over the illegal fraud.
Crimes?
What crimes?
George
Bush is my President!
Flush Rush
Subject: okie terrorism
>From the June 3 Nation, p 20:
In Oklahoma, according to SB 822, the threshold
for "terrorism" could be as low as
"any conduct...calculated to damage or destroy
property...or produce a state
of adversity, anxiety or fear...to coerce
a population or government into granting
demands, altering rights ...or effecting any
industrial, political or economic ends."
I certainly get anxiety when I read Bartcop, and
I also see you
making demands of the government and trying to
effect political ends.
I guess in Oklahoma that makes you a terrorist!
DwayneXKE
You have
the right to remain silent.
No, wait,
we threw that right out with the Constitution.
You have
no rights in George Bush's America.
Prepared
to be tortured.
A great Ted Rall cartoon
Another old friend pulls his knife
While I could not donate a lot to you or JHS,
I did until your true self came out.
You and your friends over at Freeper Jr want
to push some loser just because her name is Reno.
When your friends over at Freeper Jr locked my
thread and blocked me from posting,
that shows that you are all just losers. You
really do not want Democrats to win,
just lose so you all can cry in your beers.
There are other places besides you and JHS to donate money to.
William S
William, sorry I can't be all things to all people.
I'm not a big Reno fan, but she's running against Jeb Bush.
I'd prefer Reno or McBride to Bush, and for that you bring out the knife?
Since I don't know what "Freeper Jr" means, I doubt I have many friends
there.
Your contention that we are "all just losers"
because somebody blocked
a post of yours over at "Freeper Jr," is, I'm afraid, flawed and faulty
logic.
And even if your reasoning was sound, why punish JHS for something
that I or the people at "Freeper Jr," allegedly did to you?
Have a good life.
I'll remember the old William S.
Big Dog wows them in New Zealand
Excerpts:
Last night he won hundreds more fans with
a rousing speech in downtown Auckland.
Holmes described Mr Clinton as a rock star,
and he lived up to his billing.
He finished his speech to gasps from women
in the audience.
The "why can't we all just get along" speech
seemed to strike a chord with the audience,
some of whom looked close to tears as they
gave their final applause.
BartCop,
The federal government is going to spend $235
million to buy back oil and gas
leases for the protection of the Florida Everglades
and miles of beaches.
Now wait...
Didn't the President say that drilling in Alaska
was not an invironmental hazard.
So now drilling in Florida is an invironmental
hazard.
Maybe..............just maybe, this doesn't have
anything to do with the environment.
Could this be an attempt to get more votes in
Florida for Jeb and George?
Oh please, perish the thought!
Brad
What
does Cheney have in his pants
that
makes him so damn dangerous?
Mail Bag
Bart,
Are you sure Salon has gone "whore" on us?
I went to site and they had Spinsanity and a
pro Clinton article
and Tom the Dancing Bug and some other stuff.
But I trust your judgement. You hate Bush
more than me.
Nah!
That's impossible.
Rockytop
Rockytop, when a publication gives a total whore like Horowitz ink,
that publication has no integrity at all. They live in
Whore City.
Bob Novak is a tax-cutting nut, but he's no Horowitz.
Buchanan is a crazy racist, but he's no Horowitz.
JohnMcLaughlin is a sexually-confused, overbearing dictator with
delusions of godhood, but he's not a complete whore like David Horowitz.
Horowitz is Ann Coulter without the free french fries.
Horowitz is everything that's wrong with journalism today.
He'll witness a fender bender and call it in an "another Horoshima."
Horowitz is a guaranteed miscarriage of journalistic ethics.
When I'm outright lying, I'm more honest than David Horowitz.
Anyone that would give him ink is totally whore-driven.
Same for the vulgar Pigboy, Laura, Hannity and O'Reilly.
They get paid by the personal slur. That's their sole function.
They fabricate absolute rubbish, then swear on Christ's body that it's
true.
One reason Conason & Lyons aren't household names and filthy rich
is because they aren't wild and crazy whores. They are reasonable gentlemen,
using facts and logic and quotes from the guilty to make their point
clear.
If Conason & Lyons constantly made news because they said crazy
shit like
"We need to invade other countries, kill their
leaders and force our
God down their throats," they'd
each drive a new Jaguar, but they don't,
so they drive whatever it is that they drive.
So, on one hand, I don't really know enough about Salon.com to characterize
them,
but anyone who'd hire Horowitz is after that ditto-monkey dollar, not
the truth.
