Rush Has Officially Lost His Mind
   by The Diehard

On Friday, December 7, 1455 (2:55 pm) EST.  I was returning from a day
long court mediation battle (on First Amendment rights for a group of
naturist protesters, just as a truly ironic aside).  The am radio station
that carries the pigfucker also carries the best local news and weather
every hour on the hour, which is how I chanced to hear the
deaf-and-stupid stroked-out lying whore's insane proclamation.

Some wacko who obviously usually calls Art Bell and had slept through the
previous night's fix of UFO conspiracy theories had gotten through --
Dumbshit's butt licker must have run out of pre-programmed rants -- and
was rambling on about "alla them rockets to Mars" and "heating up the air."

Not once did the obviously stoned and clearly off-his-rocker luddite demonstrate
the mental capacity to even use the phrase "global warming," and if there's ever
actually a transcript posted of that conversation it will make most of us head for
the cheap vodka in order to get drunk enough to try to unravel a single sentence,
but Pigfucker seized on it immediately to finish off his previous screech, which I
caught thirty seconds of, that "the liberals are just like the Taliban because they
want to take away our right to drive SUVs!  Tom Daschle is a terrorist who
wants to take away your rights!"  (I almost drove into the river right there.)

Fortunately I was parked by the time the self-proclaimed deaf whore with a
hemorrhoid (I read in one of the Medical Journal Onlines that gerbil fucking
causes certain sexually transmitted diseases that lead to both butt cysts and
deafness -- somebody with a good search engine could find that, from about
a year ago) came out with this gem.

Mind you, I was sitting in clear view of the Kennedy Space Center launch pads,
15 miles across the river, where I have worked as a hazardous materials engineer
for 17 years before being canned by the gimme-my-tax-break management who
all go to the same southern baptist church just because i campaigned for Gore.

"I saw a shuttle launch the other day.  Live for the first time, not on TV.  It's about
two hours away by car, but I saw it."  (Possible.  His Palm Beach whore house is
about 150 miles south (remember "south") of Kennedy Space Center, but launch
was near sunset, and with the right cloud conditions, the big rockets -- Saturns,
Titans, and shuttles -- have been seen from Cuba to North Carolina.)

"It looked like it was heading right at me!"  (It was heading east, into the rotation
of the planet, Viagra-failure.  They all do.  Some more northeast than others. South?
"Right at you"?  That's paranoia to a degree that would get a non-wealthy non-white
locked up for many years.)

And then, and then....

Oh gods and goddesses, I am not making this up.  I couldn't possibly make something
like this up.  The screeching moron, who most advertisers realize is going down for the
third time in the polls and must be getting REALLY desperate, on top of having his brain
eaten away by some gerbil STD, said "I turned to my buddy and said, "I just felt it get
warmer.  Didn't you feel it get warmer?"  After all, those things are regurgitating fuels -- "

At which point I was laughing and convulsing until spew came out my nose, and missed
the last few words.  But I will swear on a stack of original comic books that he said
"regurgitating fuels."  And then he was abruptly cut off, when his sound engineer, at least,
realized that he had a mindless idiot behind the microphone, even if his claimed audience
of millions are also mindless idiots.

For the record, for those who know or care anything about technicalities, there are a few
seconds during ascent during which the solid rocket boosters on the shuttle (the crewed
'spaceplane' itself is called an "orbiter," but the whole system together is a "shuttle") are still
burning while they pass through our all-important ozone layer, and the hydrochloric acid
that's one byproduct of the ammonium perchlorate they burn does indeed do a slight amount
of damage to the ozone layer.  But it's non-organic chorine, not organoform chlorine, so it's
not persistent, and the damage is one molecule per one molecule, not a catalyst like CFCs.

For the record, for those who have never been in a hurricane or tornado, there are no winds
(or heat waves) in the universe, except maybe in a supernova explosion, that travel 150 miles
in ten seconds.

And just for the hell of it, I have seen every shuttle launch and most every other rocket launch
since 1984.  Some of my friend have seen every launch since Mercury.  Many of us have
worked launch as close up as you can get outside of the blast zone.  And none of the tens of
thousands of us have ever once felt it "get warmer."

How many people does it take to have someone declared legally insane and
put away in a nice rubber room where Diarrhea Limburger belongs?
 
 
 

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