Paul Harvey, aging right-wing harlot, has been off the air for two months with what was thought to be
laryngitis, will undergo surgery to repair torn vocal cords. During a recent examination at the Mayo Clinic,
doctors diagnosed the vocal cord problem, but so far, they have been unable to determine it's cause.

Harvey, 82, made headlines last November when he signed a 10-year, $100 million contract with
ABC Radio Networks. He has been a top star on the network for 50 years and is widely considered
to be the most listened-to whore on radio.

In a written message to his anxious affiliates last month, Harvey sought to reassure them and his fans
that he would be back slurring Hillary and grabbing for Clinton's cock in no time..

''The good news is that the voice is returning gradually. The bad news is that it is not yet ready.
Also, I'm told that to stress the voice prematurely could prolong the hoarseness.

(cough)

While resting his torn vocal cords, Harvey has been dividing his time between his mansions in Chicago
and Arizona, where he keep his "other family," on his horse ranch.