Picked up while the chatting was in progress...

  bartcop:
On the previews, they just showed Connie asking, "Did you kill Chandra?"
It'd be nice if Condit said, "That's really a stupid goddamn question, Connie."

  President_Gore:
i used to live about a block away from that candy factory that advertises on Bartcop

  MadSatyrist:
I've tried some of their chocolate, its awfully rich

  brotholla:
it's time to stop the drip drip drip of Chandra information

  PeteHisey:
Barry Bonds just hit No. 55.

  bartcop:
So far, it's all very STUPID questions with one word answers by guiltyboy

  brotholla:
So far this is the most moronic interview ever done

  bartcop:
ABC is hacking this interview up like it's been to Satriale's
I can see Christopher, wielding that saw

  theoectomy:
hahahaha

  MarionDelgado:
did connie chung start the interview with "Gary ... why'd you do it??"

  MadSatyrist:
Besides, Condit isn't going to confess, Chung isn't going to do anything unexpected,
and the damn thing is taped, anyhow. Entertainment, not news.

  bartcop:
So far, it looks like Chung will take the biggest career hit

  AliCat33:
Is this stuff we haven't heard 3000 times?

  theoectomy:
mega-condittos connie

  bartcop:
Chung: "Condit told the truth in his lie detector test."

  brotholla:
jeez... I'm missing the game for this shit?
If this is Chung's comeback, it's time to bench her for good.

  Wednesdays:
Monica changes her socks...film at 11.
The world coming to an end? Ho-hum, no story there.

  MadSatyrist:
Hell, I just want to know if she's on her knees yet

  quirk:
that's why a minority person got the interview bc

  theoectomy:
Up and out before the sun, President Bush teed off into the trees Thursday
and sheepishly shrugged: "So, I won't be a professional golfer.''

  KerryW:
why has he got a joint in his hand?

  bartcop:
ha ha

  LeslieK:
LOL, bc

  Wednesdays:
LOL, actually that's an average pic of Smirky.

  brotholla:
that's the look of a true world leader

  MarionDelgado:
W doesn't even smoke, that's a product placement

  theoectomy:
he thinks he's playing T-Ball

  MarionDelgado:
my fellow americans, a day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.
you deserve a break today. why ask why?

  quirk:
still think all the pics are to give me nightmares tonight

  quirk:
Now I KNOW I'm going to be sick

  brotholla:
lol, quirk

  Wednesdays:
BTW, bc, that new counter on the page is hilarious!

  bartcop:
Wed, I had no control over that
The old counter added 40K to each issue

  brotholla:
So far it seems like Connie has been taking tips from her husband on interview technique.

  MarionDelgado:
now you all know connie really needs this, so don't jump on her when she brings out the hand!
she had a medical resident bring her a spare hand, right around chandra's size
she's gonna bring it out any second now and see how condit reacts.

(That was the best bit of the whole night - Connie Chung having a woman's hand
 that she'd whip out and say, "Do you deny that this is Chandra's hand?"

 ha ha

   Bartcop:
 Guiltyboy replies: "Connie, I've been married for 34 years, I'm not a perfect man,
I've made mistakes, and out of respect to the wishes of the Levy family,
I'll respect their request that I not answer one goddamn question tonight."

  Atrios:
connie pulled a Fat Tim yet?

  Wednesdays:
I DO look at things of more substance on the page, though. I'll bet that if the Chimp
read Bartcop, the counter would be the ONLY thing he'd understand!

  AliCat33:
He's such a dumbass.

  bartcop:
Weaselboy says Chandra's family asked him not to talk

  MadSatyrist:
Then what, she drops to her knees?

  AliCat33:
Wow, go Connie.

  President_Gore:
ohhh she's asking condit why he asked for CLinton to air out everything
condit is dodging big time

  AliCat33:
yes he is, and he's doing a very bad job of it

  Rastacyborgg:
I have not been a perfect man

  AliCat33:
He is making himself look so much more guilty with this interview.

  theoectomy:
Earlier in his hot and dusty Texas respite, Bush disdained East Coast vacationers for
``lying on the beach, sucking in the salt air.'' Thursday, it was the other coast's turn for a poke.
When a member of his entourage told him she'd just been at the beach on the West Coast,
Bush asked teasingly: ``Brie and cheese?''

  bartcop:
Chung's letting Condit get away with evasive, canned answers

  President_Gore:
condit looks like packwood

  MadSatyrist:
Of course, BC, what did you expect?

  Atrios:
Fat Tim is an idiot

  AliCat33:
He hasn't answered one question yet.

  brotholla:
What a skating party this is.

  bartcop:
Mad, screw Condit, this is Connie's last shot to get back in the big leagues
- she's blowing it. That's the surprise

  Throgg:
blowing it?
hmmm...that would send the ratings through the roof!

  Rastacyborgg:
There's a Tim Russert park in his home town

  PeteHisey:
Tim Russert park? Is that where he played right field and batted .000 in 1973?

  Rastacyborgg:
actually Tim Russert Park is built on an old industrial site...toxic wast

  GlennMac:
So how is the Connie-Condit blowjob going?

  MadSatyrist:
I was going to buy Fortunate Son, but sent the cash to Hiatt instead

(I missed this live, but MadSat, great move!)

  Atrios:
Has Condit confessed to being a serial murderer yet?

  AliCat33:
Connie is trying to catch him in a lie and is letting him get away with circumventing the point.

  Throgg:
he seems to be saying he wasn't screwing levy.

  bartcop:
He just called Chandra's mom a liar

  President_Haliburton:
He is hanging himself in this interview.

  Atrios:
man, he called her a liar? Just give the guy a rope, it'll be quicker

  Throgg:
his public relations rep just commited suicide.

ha ha

  AliCat33:
Thank god I'm not any of his PR people.

  MadSatyrist:
She did lie, she denied knowing about her daughter's affair
the first time police asked about it

  President_Haliburton:
Man, I think that he did it. Now, I'm convinced that he did it.

  bartcop:
This bozo is no Bill Clinton
Clinton would have Connie's blouse off by now

  President_Haliburton:
Did O.J. prepare this guy for this interview?

  GlennMac:
PH:Actually..I think he knows who did it, but he didn't do it. My money is STILL on the wife

  MadSatyrist:
No, Condit is an idiot.

  Throgg:
true, it was harder to tell when clinton was lying.

  AliCat33:
I think if he says that one more time he might
actually start beliving he's not a murderer.

  quirk:
can we get pics of the PR dept commiting suicide?

  GlennMac:
Clinton rarely lied.

  President_Haliburton:
Oh Man! He's avoiding the affair question.

  AliCat33:
"I've been married 34 years, I'm not a perfect man I've made mistakes..."

  bartcop:
He's blaming his non-answers on her family

  MadSatyrist:
OJ believes he didn't do it. By the end of the trial, Cochran had convinced him he was innocent

  bartcop:
Remember in OJ's trial, he said, "Well, then, maybe I didn't do it?"

  brotholla:
go Connie go... she needs to keep leaning on this puppet

  Rastacyborgg:
I like how she grilled him on his treatment of Clinton

  AliCat33:
She needs to get tougher.

  KerryW:
Clinton IS a liar, I once saw him say that Newt was a "Man of honor"!

  bartcop:
ha ha

  Throgg:
lol

  MarionDelgado:
connie is showing class, not bringing out the Chandra hand

ha ha

  bartcop:
Kerry, reminds me of that great Harold Ickes quote,
"I'd like to say I'm glad to be here, but I'm under oath."

  Throgg:
who's the booker for this show, karl rove?

  Atrios:
it doesn't hurt dems directly - just keeps the media off Smirky

  MarionDelgado:
harold ickes is great, both he and carville are usually flawless communicators

  brotholla:
Condit is beyond a doubt one of the more slimy characters I've seen to date

  LeslieK:
i say its time for connie to interview ole Scarborough down in FLA.

  bartcop:
Condit: "I'd like to answer that, but if I do, my bitch wife will use that in the divorce"

  Throgg:
commercial for "hannibal" is quite appropriate.

  Bukowski:
Ive never seen a man drown on tv before..this is...uncomfortable.

  Wednesdays:
So, how do we dump this chump?

  bartcop:
Let's use the Hillary method - two shots to the head
 
 
 

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