Catherine Zeta Jones is 31 Heather Locklear is 39 Cheryl Tiegs is 53
Will Smith is 33
Scottie Pippen is 36
Christopher Revve is 49
Mark Hamill is 50
Michael Douglas is 56
Barbara Walters is 93 or so
Here's a scary titty shot if Baba Wawa (for the new readers)
...and while we're at it, might as well tell the truth about Diane Sawyer, too.
I had to cut this picture, just like I had to cut Laura the Unloved, to avoid arrest.
Shame, shame on the news ho's at ABC.