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    Catherine Zeta Jones is 31                  Heather Locklear is 39                 Cheryl Tiegs is 53
 

 Plus,
 Will Smith is 33
 Scottie Pippen is 36
 Christopher Revve is 49
 Mark Hamill is 50
 Michael Douglas is 56
 Barbara Walters is 93 or so
 Here's a scary titty shot if Baba Wawa (for the new readers)

 ...and while we're at it, might as well tell the truth about Diane Sawyer, too.

 I had to cut this picture, just like I had to cut Laura the Unloved, to avoid arrest.

 Shame, shame on the news ho's at ABC.