Bag O' Hairspray = Senator Elizabeth Dole
B.F.E.E. = Bush Family Evil Empire
Bush the Smarter,
George Herbert Herbert Bush, (Star Trek reference)
Smirk Daddy = President George H. W. Bush
Bush's Poodle = Tony Blair
Cheesy Fries = Former Prime Minister of Canada Jean Chrétien
Dallas Morning Whore = Dallas Morning News
Ditto-Monkey = a derisive term used to describe a person that does not
think for themself and repeats information
(or more frequently misinformation) they have heard elsewhere. The
term is usually used to describe fans of Rush
Limbaugh's radio show. Ironic is that some fans of Rush Limbaugh use
the term to describe themself.
Judas Maximus = George Stephanopoulos
George Herbert-Herbert Bush = Bush the Smarter, America's 41st President
Koresh = God exp. "Koresh only knows what Bush was thinking while reading My Pet Goat"
Knuckledrag, K-Drag = Oklahoma in general, Bart's hometown of Tulsa in particular
Laura the Unloved = Laura Schlessinger
Face the Whore = CBS's Bob Schieffer
Meet the Whore = NBC's Tim Russert
Monkey Mail = barely coherent hate mail from Ditto-Monkeys
Mr. Three Percent = Ralph Nader
Musclehead, Governor Gang Bang = Arnold Schwarzenegger
Pink Tutu Democrat = Senate Democrats, who do not stand up to Republican
fascism
Pissquick = Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe
Republican Kryptonite = Truth
The Invisible Cloud Being = God, specifically the religious right's view of a vengeful, Old Testament-style deity
The Jesus Twins = Oklahoma politicians Tom Coburn and Steve Largent
Der Monkey = George W. Bush
Moonie Times = The Rev. Moon-owned Washington Times.
San Francisco Treat = Condoleezza Rice
Savage Weiner = Gay-hating handjob Michael Savage, who sexually molests
wax figures
The vulgar Pigboy = Rush Limbaugh
Red-Ink = Ronald Reagan, the name comes from Reagan's record deficits
Religiously insane = religious fanatics
Slappy = Clarence Thomas
Snoot = Newt Gingrich
Uncle OJ = Rep. J.C. Watts (R-White)
Unka Dick = Cheney
"Unka
Dick, are you my Daddy's brother or sister?"
WaHoPo (Washington Whore Post) = Washington Post
Whore Street Journal = Wall Street Journal
Quotes
"Things are getting so bad. I don't know how
you non-drinking people deal with it."
"Where are the Democrats?"
"How did I get in this party?" (referring to the cowardice for which Bartcop constantly scolds the Democrats)
"The Pink Tutu Democrats" (a phrase
Bartcop coined (?) referring to many Democrats who Bartcop says
"refuse to fight" and "let the Republicans do whatever they want"),
usually accompanied by a graphic of the
heads of prominent Democratic politicians superimposed on ballerinas
wearing pink tutus
"The only people standing up for Kerry are the Republicans."
"Bill Clinton never sent a man into battle
who didn't make it out alive." (Bartcop claims that the deaths
during the Battle of Mogadishu, which occurred 10 months after President
Clinton took office, were caused not
by Clinton, but by the poor preparation of his predecessor George H.
W. Bush)
" ...and the Democrats can't figure a way to
make that a campaign issue?" (used when the Democrats
back away from an issue on which they could score points)
