1. There was no URL provided, that means nobody, not even a Freeper, is willing to put
     their name on this load of shit.

 2. Janet Reno is too smart to call anybody "Minister of Justoce."

 From: lkilbride@mindspring.com

 BILL CLINTON'S CRIMINAL BACKGROUND
 By Janet Reno, Attorney General 1993-2001 as told to Larry McNichol, investigative reporter

 No way Reno wrote any of this, but it makes the Freepers hard to think she might've.

 Most people think that the biggest felony made by Bill Clinton might be that
 he swore falsely under oath in the Lewinsky affair. But this is peanuts
 compared to the real crimes, yet undetected by most American people.

 THE OXFORD DAYS

 It was in Oxford as a student Clinton came to hear about the One World
 Government for the first time, and what was required to be a member of this
 New World Order. In an interview in 1994 Clinton said that he'd known about
 the "Shadow-government" already in his youth, and had been very enthusiastic
 to get an entrance into the "Inner Circle" and from there have the
 opportunity to participate in decisions regarding the future of the world.

 He succeeded! The "President-maker" David Rockefeller met Clinton in the mid
 80's in Arkansas to prepare him for what was to come. The State of Arkansas,
 by the way, is a major seat for the Brotherhood elite. The south branch of
 the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry has its center here, and from this area
 Albert Pike (33 degree Freemason) created the Ku Klux Klan.

 Yes, we all believe Clinton is a KKK man.
 Jesus, when you guys tell a lie, you never get within 100 miles of the truth.
 If Clinton was a bad man, why can't you see how much you're helping him
 by making the most absurd accusations that couldn't possibly be true?
 You make the legit criticisms pale.

 THE CORRUPTED GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS

 Clinton worked himself up rapidly and became a governor of Arkansas.
 As a governor Bill Clinton committed a series of high crimes, related to his
 Illuminati connection. He became the leader of a gigantic network which
 dealt with drug-smuggling, laundering of drug-money and corruption in general.

 ha ha
 What a load of horseshit.
 I assume they'll be listing the "series of high crimes," with proof?

 A good friend of Clinton from Arkansas, Larry Nichols, was interviewed in a film.
 Clinton thought that Nichols would keep his mouth shut, but he didn't.

 Who can testify what Clinton thought?

 He was hired by Clinton and had found out that Clinton's firm, "Arkansas
 Development Finance Authority" (ADFA), laundered drug-money. Cocaine to a
 value of $10.000.000 (ten million dollars!) a week was flown in from Mena
 Airport in Arkansas. The money was laundered via ADFA to a bank in Florida,
 to a bank in Georgia, to Citycorp in New York, and from there it was
 transferred out of the country. All this regarding to Larry Nichols.

 Yes, this explains why Clinton has never had any money.

 Clinton's best friend, Dan Lasater, led the operations. Lasater and Bill
 Clinton's brother, Roger Clinton, later spent time in jail due to drug related crimes.

 Correction: Clinton turned both men in.
 And who says Lasater was Clinton's best friend?
 He was Roger's coke dealer.

 The Chief of Police in Arkansas at that time, Doc Delaughter, said he had
 gathered information from many persons in Lasater's surroundings, how he
 smuggled drugs and abused young girls sexually. During those investigations
 Doc was harassed by persons from his own police department, paid by Clinton.

 ha ha
 This is the funniest "expose" I've read so far, except he forgot the
 "raped teen virgins on the Governor's mansion dining room table," part.

 Bill Clinton created new laws that helped "Tyson Foods" to be the biggest
 company in Arkansas. The owner, Don Tyson, received a loan from the
 Clinton-owned ADFA, but never had to pay back. Doc says he has evidence
 enough against Tyson to start an investigation regarding illegal drug-trade.
 Nichols says in the film:

 Yes, it's just too bad nobody is willing to help this man get Bill Clinton.
 The GOP had too much respect for the Oval Office to look into these matters.

 The first loan ADFA approved was to "Park-O-Meter" ... When I investigated
 the company, I found that the Directive Secretary and cashier was Webb
 Hubbell ... Guess who wrote the law proposition ... which made ADFA
 possible. Webb Hubbell. Guess who drove the law proposition which looked
 into- and admitted (Park-O-Meter's) request. "Rose Law Firm" (owned by
 Hillary Clinton). Who signed the admittance? Webb Hubbell and Hillary Clinton.

 Excuse me, is that an accusation?
 If so, did you forget to list the crime?

 Nichols said that when journalists started investigating the loans to "Park-O-Meter",
 they discovered that the company did not make parking meters, but removable airplane
 nose-cones, delivered to the air-field in Mena. The equipment was used to smuggle
 narcotics into the country, and with this Clinton and his companions participated
 heavily to the pushing of street-drugs in the USA.

 Yes, Jerry Falwell used to sell videotapes that cliamed Clinton made $100,000,000
 EACH MONTH from this massive coke smuggling ring, which, again, explains
 the hundreds of millions that Clinton doesn't have.

 Nichols says further that Clinton most of the time was involved in drug trade and the
 people he surrounded himself with followed him all the way to the White House.

 ha ha

 When Clinton became President he elected Webb Hubbell as the Minister of Justice(!).

 Minister of Justice?  What country has a Minister of Justice?
 You'd think Janet Reno, the former Attorney General, would know the proper names
 of the offices that these "criminals" held.

 This wasn't written by Reno.
 This wasn't even written by an adult.

 Hubbell had to go back to Arkansas, though, to plead guilty to
 having cheated customers of the "Rose Law Firm" on $500.000.

 ha ha
 You mean while making $100,000,000 per month from cocaine,
 Hubbel needed more money, so he stole from his law firm?
 This is too goddamn stupid to be real.

 Maybe the largest drug smuggling event in the USA history started in 1982 on
 Mena Airport by Barry Seale, pilot for the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA!!!).
 He had had problems with the authorities in Louisiana, so he moved his dirty
 business to Arkansas, where he could work un-desturbed. Seale said later in
 a police investigation that he had used nose-cones to smuggle drugs  (Park-O-Meter).

 ha ha
 If these CIA planes landed in Mena at night, why bother with hallowed-out nose cones?
 Where were the security guards they were trying to fool?
 In Columbia?

 STRANGE DEATHS CONNECTED TO CLINTON

 This was the usual litany of "strange deaths," such as Vince Foster, who Hardon Kenny
 says committed suicide. These right-wing crazy Freepers think Starr was in on the scam, too?

 The director for Clinton's Finance-campaign Committee, Ed Willke, was shot with a hail-gun.

 ha ha
 I've never been shot with a hail gun, but I'll bet that hurts.
 But - how do they keep the hail from melting before they pull the trigger?
 Are the guns refrigerated?

 But why hasn't Clinton been thoroughly investigated and put to trial when so
 many people knew about the crimes? Larry Nichols might have the answer:

 Yeah, why hasn't there been any investigations into Clinton?
 Why is his 20-year crime spree gone unreported?
 ha ha
 You'd think the press might like a story with a crooked governor/president,
 raping teen virgins, murdering his enemies and all the other "crimes."

 Why hasn't Clinton been thoroughly investigated?
 Wheb did Reno supposedly write this, before she met Clinton?
 If sol, why'd she take the job when he offered?
 You guys are more nuts than a Planter's factory.

 When Clinton moved into the White House, he continued as before. He is just
 one more of the top controlled Presidents, whose purpose is to make way for
 the New World Order and the new slave community. When Richard Nixon resigned
 in the 70's the Brotherhood took over the USA with the help of Henry
 Kissinger and Nelson Rockefeller. Since then there haven't been any true
 democratic elections in the USA. The Presidents have all been selected
 carefully by the Illuminati, with David Rockefeller on top. The "free"
 elections are just something for to keep people busy and to make them think
 there is a choice. As a matter of fact, no candidate will make it to
 Presidency if he hasn't got the support from the Illuminati. Such candidates
 will be ridiculed, lied about or financially overthrown already early in the campaign.

 ha ha
 Stop it!

 Another peculiar thing about Clinton has to do with Hot Springs, Arkansas.
 Hot Springs is a city that has 47 thermal springs which has brought the jet
 set from all over the world. The mafia with their night clubs made the city
 a hot bed of vice, gambling and prostitution. During the 1920's the
 territory was so popular with organized crime, that the criminals considered
 the area to be "neutral ground" like they did Hollywood. In the early 60's
 Hot Springs had the largest illegal gambling operations in the entire USA.
 Clinton's uncle Roy was a politician in Arkansas's legislature connected to
 all the named mess. And Bill's uncle Raymond Clinton, who had a Buick
 dealership, was tied to all this corruption. Bill and his brother Roger's cocain
 habits are well known by people who were connected with them, but how
 many knows about Bill's and Hillary's connection with the Illuminati?

 ha ha
 I think there's a tear in the foil under your hat.

 Hillary is sometimes called the "dragon lady" behind her back - for good
 reasons. Now it seems like the Illuminati is laying their cards on her to
 make a real politician out of her. She has been the "poor victim" for Bill's
 sexual behaviors and got the American people's sympathy and envy, as she
 seems to be a very strong and loyal woman. In fact she is as much involved
 as her husband and we can only hope she won't be the first female president
 of the United States. The only person to feel sympathy for in the Clinton
 family is their poor daughter, who has to live with this viciousness.

 No, no, no.
 We hate Chelsea, too, remember?

 Also, Bill is closely connected with Charles "Chip" Whitmore, who is a
 Satanist and Programmer for the Illuminati and probably has MPD. Bill and
 Chip have often met on a weekly basis over the years. They still do; when
 Bill was in England Chip was there too, when Bill went to Florida so did
 Chip. Chip was also a drummer for Jerry Lee Lewis, who also is a Satanist
 and a programmer. He was also a friend of Jack Ruby. Chip had a programmed
 girl murder a man, and then the Illuminati Network got him off his murder
 charges. He has also been in charge of assassinations in his area, and
 controls the local law enforcement in Arkansas.

 That makes sense - Clinton murdered JFK, too?

 So it doesn't matter if Clinton resigns or not, as the next representative
 of the White House will be just another of the many Illuminati-created
 Presidents. In the background the current Vice President Al Gore is
 preparing himself to take over after Brother Bill - Gore being a 33:d degree
 Freemason of the Scottish Rite and with a doubtful background ...
 Or will we all be surprised by having Hillary Clinton as a candidate?
 Time will show ...
 

 Larry, you have sent the most ridulous article in the history of  bartcop.com
 This false, insane bit of idiocy would make me vote for Clinton if I hated him.

 I printed this to show how out-of-touch your reality is.
 I'll pray for you.