Got that big electronic bug zapper hooked up just in time! With
the nearing election
of Al Gore as President, the August Heat, and the great Democratic
convention
taking place at the same time, the insectia have gone wild. (Brain
Smasher sprays
huge quantity of environmentally friendly, toxic insectia spray...SSSSSSSSS)
But Brain Smasher, you iceberg hugging liberals say, whining and
crying,
"The republicans are going to lose again, and they hear us chanting
four more
years, it's too hard on them! We need to be, snif, snif, Compassionate."
I'm not one to be conservative with my compassion, but according
to my George
W. Cokeboy dictionary, compassionate conservatism has to do with
cutting
taxes, not about having empathy with, or helping people.
So guess what?
You are out of luck, no quarter for insectia or Naderites. (More
toxic spray...sssss)
Recently, like the West Nile Virus, a parody bartcop web sight
has sprung up.
Another quick check of my Cokeboy dictionary says this about
certain web
sites, "There ought to be limits on Freedom." Here at bartcop.com
we have
taken great delight in see "The Champ" as we have been ordered
to call him
work out on this guy like Philadelphia cops on fleeing suspects.
No doubt bc
can take of himself. How about an editors note on what round
he goes down in?
The Friends of Brain Smasher Society emailed me and said I was
listed on one
of the parody bartcop pages under liberal hate mail. Too
Cool! But wait!
I hadn't sent out any liberal hate mail. To anyone. I'm Not an
Animal...err
Liberal! So with Ken Starr's blessing I investigated the erection
of this site to see
what was what. Turns out this "hate mail" attributed to me was
nothing more than
some quotes put together by The Great and Powerful Sabutai that
give Clinton credit
for the longest peace time expansion of the economy in our history!
This isn't really hate mail is it? Maybe if you are the other
side it is.
I didn't write it, or edit it, I only forwarded it to one person,
an insectia
named on this same list as "The Crew." So I sent a very nice
email to Shane,
Robert Hensley, Gatto99, thein3456, this Legion, we are many
personas.
I explained all of the above to this "Truth Detector" and you
know what, he
just doesn't care. He ignored me.
That's the rub about these self-styled truth detectors. They really
don't
care if they have facts, they just make them up as they go. If
it sounds
good, it must be true. Just like this business about Al Gore
inventing the
Internet. You've all heard one of these insectia snidely and
derisively say,
"Al Gore claims he invented the Internet." Next time you hear
this, ask this
ditto-insect for the exact quote. When they stammer and say they
don't have
it or they got it from my puke hurling friend Jeff Christie,
offer to show
them the exact quote that proves Al Gore didn't say this. Then
as they turn
ashen, tell them when you give them the facts, you expect them
to go around
and make apologies to everyone they lied to about this. You'll
see, they will
disappear faster than the minorities from the republican convention!
These ditto-insects are the kind that chase after every shiny
political
object in a box that says, "Facts sold separately." When the
ditto-insects do
most of their reading on the toilet, like to watch fire burn,
and routinely
spit from high places, it's no wonder Rash Limburger is their
leader.