- Turned around an inherited economy that was in recession.

False on two fronts:
A recession is two downward quarters in a row.
   That happened under Bush, not Clinton
If we were in recession, why was Bush proming tax cuts "because the economy's going strong?"
 

- Record home ownership among African Americans

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence, but I have a feeling if it's true,
they're using Clinton's "recession" buyers to make it true.
 

- Passed tough new laws to hold corporate criminals to account as a
result of corporate scandals which took place in the 1990s.

ha ha
Yeah, we all know how tough Bush is on big corporations.
 

- Signed 2 income tax cuts ---- 1 of which was the largest Dollar-value tax cut in world history

True, this helped created the Bush depression, the biggest Since Reagan's in 1982
 

- Reduced taxes on dividends and capital gains

True, he killed the incredible economy Clinton left us with crazy tax cuts for the super-rich,
and who did the super-rich hire with their unearned windfall?    No-effing-body.
 

- Increased small business incentives to expand and to hire new people

Possibly true, but it says "incentives to hire" instead of "hired."
Nobody got hired, and Bush is still in negative numbers of job created.
 

- Eliminated the Estate Tax (AKA "Death Tax") that was taking small farms and businesses from families

Horseshit
He eliminated the "estate tax" on millionaires with million dollar estates.
98 percent of the poorest Americans lost money on this, but the super-rich did great!
 

- Signed into law the No Child Left Behind legislation delivering the most dramatic education reforms
in a generation (challenging the soft bigotry of low expectations)

ha ha
Nobody in America knows what "the soft bigotry of low expectations" means.
Bush promised kids some money, then refused to fund it ...and Kerry's silent on this, too.
 

- Killed U.S. involvement in the International Criminal Court

Translation: We're Americans - we don't answer to anybody because our military is bigger.
 

- Disarmed Libya of its Chemical, Nuclear, and biological WMD's without bribes or bloodshed

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. Did we all miss the destruction of Libya's weapons?
 

- US Military cooperation with Vietnam (as requested by the Vietnamese government) to fight Al Qaeda
in South East Asia including reopening some US military bases in that nation.

We opened bases in Vietnam?
Please list those bases we opened and the number of US military personnel in each.
 

- Told the United Nations we weren't interested in their plans for gun
control (i.e. the International Ban on Small Arms Trafficking Treaty)

Bush wants to make money selling weapons to both sides in every war.
 

- First President to fund embryonic stem cell research

Bush slammed the door on science to please his wealthy witch doctor contributors.
 

- Passed Medicare Reform (authorized $39.5 Billion per year for preventive medicine
such as drugs and doctor visits as well as included a ten year Privatization option)

Bush raped every senior in America by selling out to the pharmaceutical companies.
 

- Has CONSTRUCTION in process on the first ten ABM silos in Alaska and
California so that America has a defense against North Korean nukes

The world was safe until Bush told N Korea to "Bring 'em on"
 

- Pushed through THREE raises for our military Increased Defense Dept
funding which had deteriorated during the previous 8 years

Horseshit
Bush tried his damndest to cut the pay to men getting shot in Iraq.
 

- Signed TWO bills into law that arm our pilots with handguns in the cockpit

Is there a single gun in any Americam cockpit right now?
 

- Successfully executed 2 wars: Afghanistan and Iraq. 50 million people
who had lived under tyrannical regimes now live in freedom

ha ha
Horseshit like that tells me all 41 of these "facts" are handjobs.
This is what Bush's "success" looks like:

- Captured Saddam Hussein

No, the Kurds captured him and handed him over to us with an unloaded pistol.
Or do you think the brutal dictator went on the run with an unloaded gun?
 

- Executed a WAR ON TERROR by getting world-wide cooperation to track funds/terrorists
(has cut off much of the terrorist's funding and captured or killed many key leaders of the al Qaeda network)

His "war on terror" involved getting rich chasing non-terrorists and letting Osama run free.
And "worldwide cooperation?"    The whole world hates our invading guts.
 

- Brought back our EP-3 intel plane and crew from China without any bribes or bloodshed

He got on his knees and begged China to let them go.
When they refused, he got back on his knees and double-begged China to let them go.
When they refused, he got back on his knees and triple-begged China to let them go,
and gave them Koresh-knows-what in concessions to please, please let our people go.
If Clinton had ever shown such cowardice, the GOP congress would've impeached him...
 

- Convinced the Chinese government to allow President Bush to speak directly to the Chinese
people about the "real America" and share his religious beliefs without censureship

Don't know, don't care.
Is this is an "accomplishment," why not list, "Chewed a pretzel and survived?"
 

- Started withdrawing our troops from Bosnia and has announced
withdrawal of our troops from Germany and the Korean DMZ.

He needed more men to send into his Iraqi meat-grinder quagmire.
 

- Signed the LARGEST nuclear arms reduction in world history with Russia,
  Initiated comprehensive review of our military, which was completed just prior to 9/11/01,
  accurately reported that ASYMMETRICAL WARFARE was critical.

Don't know, don't care, but a minute ago you were bragging about his new missle siloes*
Can't you make up you mind?
 

- Created NATO's Rapid Response Force

To what?
Russia is our ally now, remember?
 

- Changed the tone in the White House, restoring HONOR and DIGNITY to the Presidency

ha ha
Stop it!
Sure, the whole world knows about "Bush's dignity."

-Reorganized bureaucracy...after 9/11, condensed 20+ overlapping agencies and their intelligence
 sectors into one agency: the Department of Homeland Security.

Translation: Reorganized government with a program that makes everybody answer to the BFEE
and the secret shadow government that only the BFEE knows about is run by Iran-Contra felons.
 

- Currently pushing for full immunity from lawsuits for our national gun manufacturers

Perfect - more gun deaths is just what America was lacking.
 

- Ordered Attorney-General Ashcroft to formally notify the Supreme Court that the OFFICIAL
 U.S. government position on the 2nd Amendment is that it supports INDIVIDUAL rights to own
 firearms, NOT a leftist-imagined *collective* right

The GOP's motto: More Guns, more God and less education.
 

- Signed the 2004 Omnibus Budget 1/26/2004 that now MANDATES that gun buyers' background check
 information be fully and permanently destroyed within 24 hours of the completion of the check, no matter what.

No matter what, let's get more guns into the peoples' hands and destroy those records ASAP.
That way, after a school is murdered, the cops will be blind, clueless and helpless..
 

- Won an agreement that U.S. Navy sailors may now freely board thousands of commercial ships in international
waters to search for WMDs under a landmark pact between the United States and Liberia, the world's No. 2
shipping registry (signed Feb 11, 2004), and Panama 5/10/2004

If Bush had read and acted on the PDB Memo of August 6, 2001, we might not have needed this.
 

- President Bush pledged to Israel on 4/14/2004 that it could keep parts of the West Bank,
giving international legitimacy to Jewish settlements there

Only a crazy Monkey would list enflamed Middle East as an "Accomplishment of Bush."
...and how nice of Bush to give Israel permission to keep their land.
 

- Denied Palestinian refugees any right of return to what is now Israel,
   saying they should be resettled in a future Palestinian state instead

ha ha
Screw your homeland.
We'll give you somewhere to live at a later date in time.
 

- Bush diplomacy led to the peace accord that ended a 20-year civil war in Sudan

Sudan?
That's another Bush success?
 

- Initiated discussion on privatizing Social Security and individual investment accounts.

"Initiated discussion" - that's an accomplishment?
 

- Orchestrated Republican control of the White House, the House AND the Senate.

He orchestrated that like I orchestrate the weather.
 

- In process of eliminating IRS marriage penalty.

I'm "in process" of becoming Pope, too.
This list was written by a moron on his best day.
 

- Reorganized the INS in an attempt to safeguard the borders and ports of America and to eliminate
bureaucratic redundancies and lack of accountability.

Translation: Reorganized the INS  to eliminate accountability.
 

- Signed trade promotion authority

What?
 

- Committed US funds to purchase medicine for millions of men and women and children now suffering with AIDS in Africa

Bush "committed funds."
He didn't give them funds, he "committed US funds."
With Bush, just look at the color of the people.
If they're black, Bush only "commits" funds.
If they're white, and they vote, they might get some money.
 

- Urging federal liability reform to eliminate frivolous lawsuits    Supports class action reform bill
  which limits lawyer fees so that more settlement money goes to victims

"Urging" and "supports" are not accomplishments.
What kind of Monkey wrote this?
Was this written for small, gullible children?
 

- Submitted comprehensive Energy Plan--awaits Congressional action

The "accomplishment" here is the submission of a plan?
 

- Endorses and promotes The Responsibility Era

That's a handjob in a bottle.
Endorsing and promoting are not accomplishments..
 

- Started the USA Freedom Corps

That might be something - what the hell is it?
 

- Initiated review of all federal agencies with a goal to eliminate federal jobs

"Initiated ...with a goal to..." is not an accomplishment
 

- Challenged the United Nations to live up to their responsibilities

This is so stupid.
I should have read ahead, because this is so stupid.
Was this written by The Bird?
Was this written by Bob Booger?
Was this written by  Ken Wright?
 

- Changed parts of the Forestry Management Act to allow necessary clean-up

That's all a handjob meaning, "He sold out forests for pennies per acre over the
objections of the forest rangers who risk their jobs if they dared to speak out."
 

- New Forest Rules Gives States Power Over Federal Forests Inside Their
Borders Significantly eased field-testing controls of genetically engineered crops.

Translation: Bush took their lobbyist's money to secretly alter your food.
 

- President Bush signed the workplace verification bill to prevent hiring of illegal Aliens.

Was this needed?
America has become a jobless hellhole under Bush.
 

- President Bush signed a federal ban on Partial Birth Abortion

Bush is getting between a woman and her doctor so his religious superstitions
will control what your doctor can tell you, not medical science.
Bottom line" Women are "too stupid" to control their lives, so Bush and Jim Inhofe
and Tom Delay will decide how many children you can have.

...
"We'll decide for you!"
 

- Stopped foreign aid that would be used to fund abortions.

One of the very few that I believe to be true. Almost every other "accomplishment"
has been a big lie because the truth and Bush don't get along very well.
 

- Signed E.O. reversing Clinton's policy of not requiring parental consent for abortions

If Willie Horton rapes your daughter and if Dad is religiously insane,
this gives Dad the right to force his religious insanity on his daughter.
What is the GOP's answer to a pregnant girl who cannot face her parents?
"Screw her!  Let her take her chances with a neighborhood butcher's coat hanger?"
 

- Killed Clinton's CO2 rules that were choking off all of the electricity surplus to California

Translation:  Made the air more dirty so Enron could screw California to death.
 

- Killed Clinton's "ergonomic" rules that OSHA was about to implement;
rules that would have shut down every home business in America

Oh just suck me.
This whole list has been one lie after another.
This is as credible as the Gold Star Mother's story and the Clinton Death list.
The GOP makes this shit up because the truth is their enemy.
 

- Killed the U.S. - CCCP ABM Treaty that was preventing the U.S. from deploying our ABM defenses
 
Translation:  Took people's fears and their tax money and awarded BFEE friends a multi-billion dollar contract
to shoot incoming missles out of the sky - as long as they're armed with transponders we can lock in on.
 

Bottom line:
Bush's "accomplishments" include killing 1052 soldiers in a fake war, he went to sleep allowing bin Laden
to explode New York, he substituted religious insanity or lobbyist money for sound science and he gave away
our economic future by borrowing hundreds of billions of dollars to give to the already super rich.

He deserves a second term like Sirhan and Charles Manson deserve their freedom.

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