This just in - Jesus sports action figurines
#21 was flagged for "illegal use of hands" on Jesus Jesus high-sticks two Irish punks.
At just $20 each, you can get all 40 of these Sport Jesus figurines.
You supply your own joke, here. Jesus taunts the small fry.
I ain't touching this one. "What's wrong, Shorty? Not tall like me?"
Be sure and check out our "EZ-Does it Stigmata kits"
Priced to sell!
Children's stigmata kits (nails) only $9.95
Adult stigmata kits (nails, hammer, crown of thorns and lance) only $32.95
Plus, ...is your dog Irish Catholic?
If you have an Irish Catholic dog,
he needs this food bowl - today!
This Week's Special
Bodies of Christ (1000 count) only $9.35
That's under a penny per Body of Christ!
Bodies of Christ (Nacho Cheese) only $13.20
We will NOT be undersold on Bodies of Christ!
Plus - all through the month of July...
of Christ sale!
BUY 5 CASES, GET 1 FREE!
Just fill out your on-line order by listing your 5 cases of Christ's blood at their discount case price.
On the next line, add on 1 more case at zero cost- our treat! - (to help cover your freight charge!)
Special online-only offer - Blood of Christ stain remover.
Yes, swear to Koresh, "Wine away" now comes in an easy-to-spray bottle.
Special, special, internet online surfers extra bonus:
If you buy 1000 Bodies of Christ and five cases of the Blood of
Christ, (get one free!) we will send you a
free medalion of the Patron Saint of Handguns, St. Gabriel Possenti.
Pull Saint Gabe's trigger to go to his homepage.
Nothing says "Catholics" like guns and alcohol.
As a bonus, look where they're located:
WE'RE NOW LOCATED AT 6759 CHIPPEWA in St Louis
ACROSS THE STREET FROM TED DREWES!
"Come for eternal salvation - stay for the
for all your Catholic shopping needs.
Thanks to CBells65@aol.com
for the tip.