This part has a whole cast of characters.
Some you'll recognize, but the ditto-monkeys are:

KerryW
willcommer
JesseHuckster

I mention this because with the heavy sarcasm,
you can't tell who's an idiot and who's being funny.


  Atrios:
where are the william f. monkeys.   this guy is dumb.

  President_Gore:
willcommer was dumber than the avg monkey that passes through these halls

  christianal:
rudeboy, you mean that in the nicest possible way, right?

  Throgg:
Telex, BC?
Do you mean the transcript of the Saddam/Glaspie meeting?
I never heard of any telex from Bush to Saddam.

  bartcop:
Yes, Bush sent Glaspie a Texex and said, "Send this or show this to saddam."

  willcommer:
gee, BC, ur guys are coming on strong,  with what facts or issues?

  KerryW:
next time BartCop will bring his organ grinder for support

  Atrios:
bc - yea, it's possible b.c. escalated somalia.
I'm trying to find out.

  JesseHuckster:
now you guys can all get together and blow each other in the rumble room

  bartcop:
Saddam then released his copy to CNN

  willcommer:
kerryw, u shud take over from weak bc

  rudeboy:
The bitch was on her knees giving away Kuwait
On orders from Bush the Elder

  christianal:
I remember that.

  bartcop:
Then CNN asked Bush to confirm, and Bush pleaded "national security"
even tho saddam had already showed everyone HIS copy

  President_Gore:
hey willcomer - george idiot bush the 2nd has 3 arrests

  Atrios:
the bush I on Iraq is common knowledge. I don't think rush disputes it.

  President_Gore:
george dumbass bush the II was so responsible for his DUI he quit drinking 10 years later

  bartcop:
Bush got caught, so he said "no comment" to every question about it,
and since no Clinton's cock.....

  christianal:
Pres Gore -- That we know of.

  bartcop:
Cal!
Watch your feet, don't get blood on your shoes...
 ha ha

  christianal:
Hey!
Yes, pretty bloody

  rudeboy:
Willcommer, you ducked the conviction question

  President_Gore:
gwbush is Mr Honor and Dignitude

  rudeboy:
Bobo has three convictions, that we know of
Clinton has NONE

  Atrios:
actually, brief scan makes it seem like clinton didn't escalate somalia..still looking tho

  Commodus_101:
bartcop - ill have something on JFK by Friday

  KerryW:
Clinton WILL be convicted of something someday, just you wait and see!
 ha ha

  bartcop:
CAL, been here long? I couldn't see,
I'm on SAFE MODE and everything is like coke glasses

  christianal:
I've been here for about the last ten or fifteen minutes.

  President_Gore:
rude like christianal said.. so far as we know of

  JesseHuckster:
Number of individuals and businesses associated with the Clinton machine
who have been convicted of or pleaded guilty to crimes: 47

  chines:
Wow, loads of people!

  Atrios:
47. wow. that's low.
raygun was pushing 200

  President_Gore:
LMAOl

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of these convictions during Clinton's presidency: 33
- Number of indictments/misdemeanor charges: 61

  bartcop:
Hucks, who?

  JesseHuckster:
Number of imprisonments: 14

  rudeboy:
Huckboy, Reagun has twice those numbers, so what is your point??

  chines:
Who was convicted Hucky?

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of congressional witnesses who have pled the Fifth Amendment, fled the country
 to avoid testifying, or (in the case of foreign witnesses) refused to be interviewed:
 122 (9/99)

  bartcop:
Oh, you mean Whitewater, where Clinton wasn't charged?

  JesseHuckster:
Drug trafficking (3), racketeering, extortion, bribery (4), tax evasion, kickbacks,
embezzlement (2), fraud (12), conspiracy (5), fraudulent loans, illegal gifts (1),
illegal campaign contributions (5), money laundering (6), perjury, obstruction of justice.

  bartcop:
Wait, he's right, 14 people in ARK had trouble with WW, but that wasn't Clinton

  chines:
I wonder if Huck is talking about Nixon.

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of witnesses and critics of Clinton subjected to IRS audit: 45

  bartcop:
ha ha, look at that list; racketeering, extortion, bribery

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of women involved with Clinton who claim to have been physically threatened:
5 (Sally Perdue, Gennifer Flowers, Kathleen Willey, Linda Tripp, Elizabeth Ward Gracen)

  bartcop:
So Hucks, why didn't they impeach BC for those "crimes?"

  bartcop:
Hucks, "number who claim?"
You serious?
I can get 100 people by morning to "claim" Bush is a child molester
 - should we impeach him for that?

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of times Hillary Clinton said "I don't recall" or its equivalent in a statement
to a House investigating committee: 50

  KerryW:
Gennifer Flowers claimed she screwed Clinton for 2 years in a hotel that didn't exist

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of times Bill Clinton said "I don't recall" or its equivalent in the released
portions of the his testimony on Paula Jones: 271

  Throgg:
huckster's phoney c&p list has been floating around the 'net for years,
and has been throughly debunked.

  willcommer:
BC, next time, bring facts & issues or else a horde of supporters to help u!

  JesseHuckster:
Total number of facts or events not recalled before official bodies by Bill Kennedy,
Harold Ickes, Ricki Seidman, Bruce Lindsey, Bill Burton, Mark Gearan, Mack McLarty,
Neil Eggleston, John Podesta, Jennifer O'Connor, Dwight Holton, Patsy Thomasson,
Jeff Eller, Beth Nolan, Cliff Sloan, Bernard Nussbaum, George Stephanopoulous,
Roy Neel, Rahm Emanuel, Maggie Williams, David Tarbell, Susan Thomases,
Webster Hubbell, Roger Altman, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton: 6,125

  christianal:
Gee, I wonder how many times Ronald Reagan said I don't recall in his Iran Contra deposition.

  bartcop:
ha ha, Hucks, # of time Reagan sd "I don't remember Iran Contra" was 57, more than Hillary

  the-voice:
Bush/Reagan were complicit in the murder of NUNS for Christ sakes

  KerryW:
Gennifer Flowers made fake audio tapes of Clinton

  bartcop:
CAL, it was 57, swear to koresh

  willcommer:
i can get many many more to claim WC is a rapist & thief

  Atrios:
yes, I claim WC, that is - willcomer, is a rapist.

  bartcop:
"Clinton rapist?" is that another conviction, willc?

  dahh:
of course he couldnt remember anything with that pea for a brain bouncing around
in that hollow skull

  bartcop:
Will, in America, we have a constitution and a thing called "the rule of law."
That's why BC is innocent

  willcommer:
yeah, i raped BC & it wasn't good!

(Remember, this is the guy who wouldn't debate until I promised I'd play nice.)

  bartcop:
Gens, bump willc for stupidity

  JesseHuckster:
- Visits made to the White House by investigation subjects Johnny Chung, James Riady,
John Huang, and Charlie Trie. 160

  chines:
Huckster is a troll who refuses to debate.

  Commodus_101:
bartcop, Reagan really didnt remember the stuff, by the time of the investigation his
brain was already fried

  JesseHuckster:
- Number of campaign contributors who got overnights at the White House in the two years
before the 1996 election: 577 - Number of members of Thomas Boggs's law firm who have
held top positions in the Clinton administration. 18

  Atrios:
you take the 5th ONE Time.
If they keep asking questions, that's their problem.

  christianal:
Will, if I claim you sexually threatened me, does that make you a rapist,
or do I have to have, you know, ...like proof?    me, does

  JesseHuckster:
GOP state legislative seats gained since Clinton became president: c. 500

  bartcop:
Hucks, if we set up a debate, will you get all mealy-mouthed and shy?

  JesseHuckster:
- Democrat officeholders who have become Republicans since Clinton became president: 439
- Republican officeholders who have become Democrats since Clinton became president: 3

  KerryW:
once Hucks pastes this one article, he is done, BC

  bartcop:
Hucks, you gonna contribute or just spout?

  rudeboy:
He's a spineless fuck like the rest bc. . .

  MarionDelgado:
me and my 8 co-arbiters hereby declare "BartCop" the loser - again of this discussion,
 by a sweeping 5-4 vote.

  bartcop:
MD, ha ha
(That was the best line of the night)

  the-voice:
Never a GOP deputy around when you need one

  JesseHuckster:
helluva debate as usual

  bartcop:
Willc sent me 5 emails making me promise to take the high road,
then he went low road on me

  KerryW:
they were here, but left when it started to get embarassing

  chines:
"Debate"? hahahahahahahaha

  bartcop:
Hucks, you busy Thursday?

  chines:
Conveniently, yes, he is.

  JesseHuckster:
i've witnessed your "debates" bartcop

  bartcop:
I think maybe Hucks could teach me a lesson

  JesseHuckster:
you're too scary for me

  the-voice:
I'm still waiting for a logical defense of Smirk's reign of error

  KerryW:
Bart, you need to do better sticking to 1 subject, though

  bartcop:
Kerry, true, I want to be the defendant.
He came after ME, then when we get here, he's like "Whatcha wanna talk about?"

  rudeboy:
bc, what the HELL did you expect??

  JesseHuckster:
you all should be commended for trying to prop BartCop up

  bartcop:
Maybe Hucks could teach me a lesson
Thursday, 9 PM CST?

  JesseHuckster:
one thing i would like to ask you....you mentioned cocaine, abortion, etc. on bush
....aren't those just accusations?

  christianal:
Crashed again. What did I miss?

  bartcop:
Bush pulled the troops out?
Anyone have a clue on that?

  bartcop:
Hucks, you hiding from me?

  bartcop:
Hucks, you hiding from me?

  JesseHuckster:
question on the board sir.

  chines:
Huckster has finished his c&p and is now reduced to monosyllabic grunts.

  bartcop:
Hucks, speak up, you hiding from me?

  Commodus_101:
They are shooting a movie bout SOMALIA in morocco this month,
its directed by Ridley Scott, coming next spring

  JesseHuckster:
question on the board

  bartcop:
Hucks, speak up, you hiding from me?

  dahh:
maybe we should invite Bill O'rielly here for a debate since he is allways crying
like a baby that hillary or jessie or Bill C wont come on his pathetic little show

  bartcop:
Hucks, you good for Thursday, 9 PM CST?

  bartcop:
Hucks, you good for Thursday, 9 PM CST?

  JesseHuckster:
as i said, i've seen your debates...

  bartcop:
Meaning, you're BUSY Thursday?

  JesseHuckster:
waste of my time

  bartcop:
Hucks, stop hiding, you up for Thursday?

  chines:
If a debate is a waste of your time, what are you doing here now?

  bartcop:
Let the record reflect, Hucks refuses a fair fight
but ooooooooh, he's got a big mouth...

Hucks is having his pink tutu cleaned Thursday?

  christianal:
ha ha

  KerryW:
Hucks wants to see blood, but not his own.
Repug chickenhawk

  Atrios:
I dont mind O'Really - i mean, no one believes he's unbiased.
The Screamer bugs me

  chines:
Hucks is being fitted for his bunny suit on Thursday.

  bartcop:
Hucks, don't you just want to die of embarrassment?

  christianal:
He's got to wait and see if he can find another article to cut and paste.

  bartcop:
Hucks, how can you sit there and let me call you on your pink tutu and not respond?

  christianal:
He's got to wait and see if he can find another article to cut and paste.

  chines:
He's scouring Newsmax right now........

  bartcop:
Be a man, Hucks, and stand the hell up!


 ...and so ends another fun debate.

 Firebreathing, "you'd better play nice" willcommer goes out with
 "I raped Clinton and he was no good," and JesseHuckster can't debate
 because he's getting his pink tutu cleaned whatever day the debate is being held
 It's hard to believe any man would just sit there and let me call him a coward that way.

 Isn't there anybody on this internet who can debate the conservative side?
 
 

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