Here's something from November 1999.
We took Mrs. Bart's new (to us) touring sedan to Las Vegas, and
We were stuck in The Rio for a week - feel sorry for me, would you?
This was from my Blue Period, but it's not as bad as you
It's even got a Harold Stassen joke.
One thing to watch for: Unlike today's issue-every-day,
machine gun pace,
this trip report had hours of writing behind it - you can see the difference.