the continuous assault on the
Bill of Rights by President Oil Slick and his religiously-insane AG
the upcoming war against an
oil-rich nation disguised as a "war on terror"
allowing BIG TIMBER to rape
the forests at will, just so Bush can get more donations for 2004
allowing BIG POLLUTERS
to secretly write air quality laws, just to get more donations for 2004
rolling back the standards on
clean water
rolling back the standards on
clean air
allowing BIG OIL to secretly
write America's energy policy
giving the crooked CEOs less
than a slap on the wrist for stealing billions from thousands
Cheney doing commercials for
Arthur Anderson, "a company you can trust"
the insurance lobby and BIG
corporations paying Bush to limit their liability damages
the religiously-insane Ashcroft
running from nudity on statues and calico cats
Ted Olson preparing for his
inevitable appointment to the Whore Supreme Court
(Gee, I wonder which way he'd rule in the next vote-counting dispute?)
Smirky McWarhardon using "Let's
roll" as a rallying cry at the damn Winter Olympics
the crooked voting machines
that gave five GOP candidates the same number of votes
(If numbers could fall that way naturally, there wouldn't be a Vegas)
appointing "bloody hands" Kissinger
to investigate 9-11
a president so incredibly stupid,
he actually said "Fool me once, ...won't be fooled
again"
Bush saying the Palestinian/Israeli
conflict should be worked out "on their
timetable, not ours."
the Catholics methodically and
systematically protecting child rapists.
(That didn't outrage Catholic Carlson at all, but rallying Democrats? Now that's an outrage!)
Bush and Cheney helping to overthrow
Venezuela's government to get better oil deals for the B.F.E.E.
The Carlyle Group getting ready
to make billions from their Lil' Puppet's oil war
Karl Rove being the second most
powerful man on the planet, his pet Chimp being the first.
the possible murder of Paul
Wellstone - not a problem, Carlson can look past that if there's
a chance for her to get in another shot at Clinton who was not in charge of Wellstone's service
The most powerful man in the
senate waxing nostalgic for the great days of segregation
the Clinton-hating pundit monopoly
which Margaret Carlson seems to have joined.
(Margaret, do you have kids entering college? Is that why your turned whore? For the kids?
How expensive is Harvard these days, Margaret? When are you moving to Fox News?)
Max Cleland (D-War hero, tri-plegic)
losing because he was painted as "unpatriotic."
(There's certainly nothing for Margaret to be outraged about there...)
Bush lying about not
having made up his mind about invading Iraq.
Just like with Clinton's impeachment, they're going to do it no matter what the evidence shows.
the tax cuts that have thrown
31 states into near-bankruptcy, but then again, maybe Carlson
is now making enough money to qualify for one of Bush's windfalls for the super-rich
Al Gore not running for re-election
because he knows people like Ho Carlson and Ho Cokie will
spend the entire year of 2004 lying about him, fabricating quotes and praising President Dumber.