Sunday morning we're driving back and I'm listening to their "fair
and balanced"
Sunday morning talk show. The sick bastards called other like-minded
Nazi radio
stations (certainly the ones who carry Rush) to get "varied opinions"
on politics.
I heard the first two calls then turned the radio off.
The first station they called was in Falls River, MA. There were
ten topics, I got in
on Number
8, which was the INS flap about granting Muhammed
Atta a green card
or whatever it was. The KMOX guy and the Falls River guys both
agreed that Bush was
"rightly outraged" that this could happen, and what a good a
decent and smart and honest
and fair and likeably guy Bush was.
And I got to thinking - you bastards! If that had
happened under Clinton, it would've been
"more proof" that Clinton was soft on terrorism and that's what
you get with a dope-dealing,
draft-dodging, murdering, child-raping sex pervert "tricks" the
voters into electing him.
But since it happened under Bush, we all rally around the unelected
moron and give him
ANOTHER free pass for the endless screwups that happened on HIS
watch.
Of course, both men agreed compeletely, because this isn't about
an honest discussion of the
week's events - this is Nazi incest radio where one Clear Channel
station calls another
and they grab each other's puts with dittoes and "great
point you have there..."
Number
7 was Rosey coming out.
Well, they both hate fags and they both hate Rosey so she can
just go screw herself if that's
what fags like to do. They both agreed on that, too. Geez,
what are the odds?
Number
6 was Tipper the "power grabbing" bitch.
They both agred how stupid it was
for some brainless skirt to try to get a senate seat, then they
both agreed that Liddy Dole
was the perfect choice for the Senate from Carolina.
Number
5 was Tom Daschle, the underhanded, evil
obstructionist who can't be trusted.
He's got those beady eyes and he PRETENDS to be nice (both scumbags
are E.I.B. graduates)
so he can "fool the people, but the
voters are snart enough to know he's scamming them."
Number
4 was bin Laden, who's "obviously
irrelevant" and
"yesterday's news."
They agreed that it'd be senseless and fruitless to chase a dying
man even further into his cave.
After all, he's "irrelevant and dying,
so why should we bother?"
Number
3 was Rumsfeld, and what a decent guy he is, too.
Not only is he smart, he's
cunning and he's a goddamn matinee idol, too and he's
"the perfect man to lead us in wartime."
Rummy's the type of guy who can run a war, sure, but he's also
the kind of guy who you'd want
to have over and grill some steaks on your own backyard, because
he's such a swell guy.
Number
2 was Dick the Heartless. Good Christ, has a more
capable man ever been elected?
His health is CERTAINLY nothing to worry about, and that old
canard about him having to hold
Shit-for-Brain's hand has been put to rest by Bush's "masterful"
handling of the war, and how silly
those liberals look for thinking otherwise. Cheney is God.
They agreed again...
Number
1 was, you guessed it, "the
greatest president in the history of America."
Not only is George W. Bush honest, smart, capable, personable,
trust-worthy, likeable, friendly,
a reacher-outer and a fun guy you'd also have over for
Bar-B-Q. An all-round perfect president.
We just couldn't be more lucky than to have him installed as
president by Tony Scalia.
So, our thanks to Hermann Goering, the Falls River DJ, and now
we're going to Lynchnig, Louisiana
where another Clear Channel Nazi will discuss HIS listerner's
viewpoints. And I'll be damned if the
AM radio junkies in Lynchnig didn't feel EXACTLY like the Falls
River people.
- INS no big deal,
- screw them faggots,
- Tipper's a power-grabbing bitch,
Daschle the monster,
bin Laden who?
Rummy is God,
Cheney is God,
Smirk is God.
As the hour went on, they bounced here & there, wherever Clear
Channel had property
and they got a "croos section" of opinions from across the entire
fruited plain!
Thanks for the trip around America, KMOX radio!
I think Michael Powell's doing a great job at the FCC.
Don't you?