You know who just just blow me and then go straight to hell?
 KMOX Radio in St. Louis, home of the Cardinals and the vulgar Pigboy

 Sunday morning we're driving back and I'm listening to their "fair and balanced"
 Sunday morning talk show. The sick bastards called other like-minded Nazi radio
 stations (certainly the ones who carry Rush) to get "varied opinions" on politics.
  I heard the first two calls then turned the radio off.

 The first station they called was in Falls River, MA. There were ten topics, I got in
 on Number 8, which was the INS flap about granting Muhammed Atta a green card
 or whatever it was. The KMOX guy and the Falls River guys both agreed that Bush was
 "rightly outraged" that this could happen, and what a good a decent and smart and honest
 and fair and likeably guy Bush was.

 And I got to thinking - you bastards!  If that had happened under Clinton, it would've been
 "more proof" that Clinton was soft on terrorism and that's what you get with a dope-dealing,
 draft-dodging, murdering, child-raping sex pervert "tricks" the voters into electing him.

 But since it happened under Bush, we all rally around the unelected moron and give him
 ANOTHER free pass for the endless screwups that happened on HIS watch.
 Of course, both men agreed compeletely, because this isn't about an honest discussion of the
 week's events - this is Nazi incest radio where one Clear Channel station calls another
 and they grab each other's puts with dittoes and "great point you have there..."

 Number 7 was Rosey coming out.
 Well, they both hate fags and they both hate Rosey so she can just go screw herself if that's
 what fags like to do.  They both agreed on that, too. Geez, what are the odds?

 Number 6 was Tipper the "power grabbing" bitch.  They both agred how stupid it was
 for some brainless skirt to try to get a senate seat, then they both agreed that Liddy Dole
 was the perfect choice for the Senate from Carolina.

 Number 5  was Tom Daschle, the underhanded, evil obstructionist who can't be trusted.
 He's got those beady eyes and he PRETENDS to be nice (both scumbags are E.I.B. graduates)
 so he can "fool the people, but the voters are snart enough to know he's scamming them."

 Number 4  was bin Laden, who's "obviously irrelevant" and "yesterday's news."
 They agreed that it'd be senseless and fruitless to chase a dying man even further into his cave.
 After all, he's "irrelevant and dying, so why should we bother?"

 Number 3 was Rumsfeld, and what a decent guy he is, too. Not only is he smart, he's
 cunning and he's a goddamn matinee idol, too and he's "the perfect man to lead us in wartime."
 Rummy's the type of guy who can run a war, sure, but he's also the kind of guy who you'd want
 to have over and grill some steaks on your own backyard, because he's such a swell guy.

 Number 2 was Dick the Heartless. Good Christ, has a more capable man ever been elected?
 His health is CERTAINLY nothing to worry about, and that old canard about him having to hold
 Shit-for-Brain's hand has been put to rest by Bush's "masterful" handling of the war, and how silly
 those liberals look for thinking otherwise. Cheney is God.  They agreed again...

 Number 1 was, you guessed it, "the greatest president in the history of America."
 Not only is George W. Bush honest, smart, capable, personable, trust-worthy, likeable, friendly,
 a reacher-outer and a fun guy you'd also have over for Bar-B-Q.  An all-round perfect president.
 We just couldn't be more lucky than to have him installed as president by Tony Scalia.

 So, our thanks to Hermann Goering, the Falls River DJ, and now we're going to Lynchnig, Louisiana
 where another Clear Channel Nazi will discuss HIS listerner's viewpoints. And I'll be damned if the
 AM radio junkies in Lynchnig didn't feel EXACTLY like the Falls River people.

 - INS no big deal,
 - screw them faggots,
 - Tipper's a power-grabbing bitch,
 Daschle the monster,
 bin Laden who?
 Rummy is God,
 Cheney is God,
 Smirk is God.

 As the hour went on, they bounced here & there, wherever Clear Channel had property
 and they got a "croos section" of opinions from across the entire fruited plain!
 Thanks for the trip around America, KMOX radio!
 
 

 I think Michael Powell's doing a great job at the FCC.

 Don't you?

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