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That's a joke, but I know there are some rich Hollywood liberals who
and maybe they think this fund-raising is an attempt at humor - it's not.
If some well-off Clinton fan wants to see the crimes of the Bush Family Evil Empire exposed,
and maybe having some fun doing it, have a few drinks and get out your American Express.
Or if you think the Bill of Rights should still be in effect,
Or you think the top cop in America shouldn't be religiously insane,
Or if you think it's OK if all the oil in the world and all the
gold in the world
and the fresh water rights in California belonged to one small group of oil men,
Or you think Ol' BartCop, recovering Catholic with ADD and an
IQ of 64 is
actually smarter than man some call the president of the United States,
Or if you're non white - Koresh knows you need a louder voice.
Or you non-believers - people need to hear the message of science
not that I am, but it's a goal I strive towards, like giving peace a chance.
Or if you're non-straight - Civil rights come first here, right after humor.
Or you women - "Woman is the nigger
of the world," said Lennon. It's true, isn't it?
Is there a country on Earth where the women have equality?
I believe that as late as the 1970s, women weren't allowed to own property in Texas.
I did real estate loans (in Oklahoma) starting in 1979 and they told me mortgage loans in Texas
were easier to make because you didn't need the wife's signature on the mortgage deeds & papers.
If somebody knows the facts on that, please forward.
But when the GOP says they want to take us back to when America was
this is the kind of crap they're talking about - where broads, niggers & faggots knew their place?
I suggest we DON'T go there.
That's the kind of shit that gets fought here at bartcop.com
So, this is sweep weeks on television.
I said a while back that I wouldn't badger you for donations constantly.
I can't imagine what it would be like to think "fund-raising" every waking moment.
No wonder those bastards in Washington are so crooked and easily-bought.
...but I'm different!
Wanting to keep necessary fund-raising at a minimum, AND do it when
is distracting you, I thought TV Sweeps weeks would be a good time for fund-raising.
Everytime you see another reminder that all the cool people are donating,
you're guaranteed to have something big and new on your television that night.
Don't send in your kids food money.
Don't send in your bill paying money.
Don't send in any money that means anything to you.
Send in your gambling money.
Send in your stupid money - money you meant to throw away.
Send in your hooker money - be faithful to your wife, you scumbag!
Send me your church money!
Because I might be more honest than your preacher!
He says you MUST give 10 percent (Gross, mind you, not net) which is
And if you don't? ...he can't guarantee your safety in the afterlife, you sinning freeloader!
That's what Tony Sopranos's goons would tell you - "Pay us or die."
As far as the elderly, the young and those who depend on others, I was
a kid once.
I remember what it was like to be absolutely powerless.
Bueno fortunado, I had the best parents in the world.
I'm rapidly becoming the elderly and I'm going to be fighting for them.
...and those who depend on others?
Unless we get hit by a bus, we'll all spend out final weeks in a bed, right?
So maybe advancing the agenda with humor is something that could catch
The pie is growing higher - but will we stay a whisper for years?
Sure would be nice to have a bigger megaphone...
And besides, you need some tax losses, right?
Your ledger could use a few "bad investments," to help hide that cash money you got, remember?
Consider donating to bartcop.com
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Contributions are not tax deductible, but remember:
We get more hits here each day than the margin of "victory" Smirk claimed in Florida.
If we can change just a few minds, expose a few lies, point out a few frauds...
...wouldn't it be something if we actually made a difference?
bartcop.com thanks these Phase Four Contributors:
Jerry Berwick x2
David E. Boldt
Rocky Carr A small contribution towards that pair of socks for the pResident's Christmas present
John D. Cole II x3 *
Eddy in Norman bigger hammer/higher pie
Ernie DiMicco *
Pauline Dragoo x several
Douglas Elliott *
Carl Fortunato * Good luck with the move, Carl!
Fredric Freedman - Keep fighting the good fight!
Freoderik in Hawaii x several
L. D. Fuller
Erik Gayhart **
Michael Gottlieb *
Thomas Hackett - who wasn't home when I called
Bruce Hakes a Naderite who is NOT in the pay of the Evil Junta.
Deborah Hornstra - Thanks a lot for keeping it real, bartcop!
This Thanksgiving I was grateful for you, Buzzflash, MWO, etc.
John L Johnson
Michael A. Johnson
Jennifer Kavouras - The volcanic bartender in Cincy
Nancy Maynard x2
April Morgan x2
Thomas V. Morris
Jeanette Novakovich x2 freedom!
Derek Parker x2
Peter in Hughsonville
Brad Pierce x3 donation to fight traitors
Christopher Powe x2
Ross Quinlan Jr
Elizabeth Roberts good works
Kenneth Sawyer - Vietnam Vet
Daniel Schwenk x2
Serdar Yegulalp - who was here when there were only 15 readers.
He also produced the best logo-graphic.
Laura H. F. Simonson
Jim T who I failed to recognize before - sorry, Dude
The West Wing (royalty payment)
Michael Winfield Donation to help defeat facism in America
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