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Rush's uncle, Stephen
N. Limbaugh, Sr. is a federal judge appointed by Ronald Reagan.
He is the judge who gave a highway clean-up commission to the KKK in Missouri.
His first cousin, Stephen N. Limbaugh, Jr. sits on the Missouri Supreme Court,
thanks to a hefty political contribution to then Governor LePetomaine.
His brother David the
lesser, practices law in Cape Girardeau. He is with the law firm
founded by his grandfather, Limbaugh, Russell, Payne & Howard Law Firm, because
nobody else would hire his incomptent ass. David is also Rush's legal representative.
Rush credits his father,
the late Rush H. Limbaugh, Jr. for his never-ending hatred
of blacks, gays, women and all people decent and educated. Rush was encouraged at an
early age to speak his twisted mind. He was a cheating debater, which is why he hides behind
his urine-colored microphone to avoid all non-screened calls. Whatever mistaken prejudices
enter his mind, he spews with glee if the price is right. At age 13 Rush developed a forty-pound
cyst on his infected ass due to improper hygeine, his doctor told us. His father told him that was
a normal cyst that all teenage boys got, so Rush believed him. He continued to make huge
amounts of money "shining shoes" at College Barbershop. He would expose himself for $10
or perform oral sex for $25. Although his father did not immediately approve of Rush's
career choice as a blowologist, he lived to see his incredible rise to the top of the dung heap
of political hatred before assuming room temperature in 1993.
Millie adored being the
mother of the country's most well-known radio Nazi until her death.
The doctors claim she died of cancer-related problems, but neighbors say she died of shame.
She admitted that her son was a controversial and provocative piece of shit, but as all mothers do
she continued to love him nonetheless. She used to spend evenings spinning the satellite dish
trying to learn the truth about politics in America, but she liked comedy, too.
Her favorite program? "Rush Limbaugh" of course!
Rush's admittedly checkered
career began in his hometown, Cape Girardeau, Missouri,
where he spun records at KGMO as "Rusty Nail." Although his hateful, Nazi ways have
gotten him fired from countless jobs, he always held onto his never-say-truth attitude.
He has broken numerous pieces of furniture while creating the image he has today.
Whether your taste for
excitement runs to the fast-paced action of university basketball,
or the quieter thrill of that special antique find, Cape has your flavor of fun.
Significant as the only
inland Cape in the world, Cape Girardeau is proud to claim hometown
of the Missouri State Flag, and hate radio Pigboy Rush Limbaugh III.
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