Subject: State of holy f-ing shit
Dear BC:
Perhaps Haliburton will develop Iraqi oil
to enrich Bush $ Co as well as finance
the coming crusade to spread Democracy
at gunpoint throughout the world.
Our president is mad and the Congress is
a house of fools.
Scott Parrish
Subject: tie game
ted kennedy mvp
lyons2
Subject: SOTU
Bart,
The pResident said (with a straight, ok...only
slightly smirking face) that he did not
want to pass our current problems on to
future generations. Um...isn't $1 trillion in
deficits passing the buck (literally) to
future generations?
Jeff
Jeff, yes!
Subject: The sign helped immensely
You know, even though I can't send you a
picture of
the "State of the Union" sign, the damned
thing worked.
I had several friends over (to sip Chinaco
of course--savor those flowers)
and we all agreed that the combination
of fine tequila and the sign on the TV
while Junior Doofus was beating his gums
on C-Span made the whole
experience much more palatable.
He's a lying asshole, and he's not the president
either!
Gully
Subject: The State of the Union
I just finished watching our leader vent
his spleen on cspan.
A couple of things that I observed
and I'll bet a lot of others did as well:
bush looks small - he seems like your little
buddy who was really small and
everybody knew he was small AND when he
was doing his imitation of a
50's late show movie announcer with a B
grade thriller on his hands.
Keep the hammer high!!!
BungalowBob
Bob, I must be older than you.
When I see "Little Buddy," I can't help but think of the Skipper
talking to Gilligan.
I'm sure at the White House, they don't let President Gilligan
touch anything,
lest he screw up all the hard work the adults did trying to get
them off the damn island.
Gilligan and Reagan are the most hands-off presidents of the
last 70 years.
Subject: State Of The Union Address comment
I don't know how many other people feel
this way, but Mr. Bush made some remarks last
night that I found extremely disturbing
and troubling. The entire speech was troubling and
disturbing, but the following particular
remarks stood out from the rest in my mind.
"This dictator, who is assembling the world’s
most dangerous weapons, has already used them on
whole villages - leaving thousands of his
own citizens dead, blind, or disfigured. Iraqi refugees tell us
how forced confessions are obtained - by
torturing children while their parents are made to watch.
International human rights groups have
catalogued other methods used in the torture chambers of Iraq:
electric shock, burning with hot irons,
dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting
out tongues, and rape. If this is not evil,
then evil has no meaning."
- George W. Bush, State of the Union Address,
28 January 2003
Mr. Bush seems to really get off on giving
everyone all the minute details and particulars
doesn't he? He could have said that Saddam
uses unthinkably cruel torture on all his victims,
but he chose instead to elaborate on all
the macabre details. I think that is very significant.
I listened to Mr. Bush's entire horrifying
address, but as an RN who used to work with
criminally insane pyschos in Florida state
prisons for many years, the most disturbing part of
his address was Mr. Bush's remarks and
descriptions of pain, suffering and torture, along
with his equally disturbing facial expressions
and smirks during the applause breaks.
What was he thinking of, being so verbally
graphic in front of a world wide audience?
Was he doing this for the benefit of all
the young children who were listening?
I really believe he's pathologically and
psychologically ill. He used to enjoy blowing up frogs
by placing firecrackers inside them when
he was a child. After the frogs, he graduated to
overseeing more death penalty executions
than any other governor in history. He was also
involved in bizarre coffin death rituals
as a Skull & Bones member at Harvard.
As Mr. Bush says: "If this is not evil,
then evil has no meaning."
Those are his words, not mine.
I feel he's truly mentally disturbed.
Mr. Bush's speech last night was further proof of his
mental illness and insanity, in my opinion.
Mr. Bush presents a clear and present deadly
danger to all living creatures on earth.
I feel we have much to fear from this dangerous
psycho. He really belongs in a double-lock
padded cell in 4 point restraints under
heavy sedation.
Warren Gammel
Subject: Bush called himself a threat!
"Throughout the 20th century, small groups of men seized control of
great nations, built armies and arsenals, and set out to dominate
the
weak and intimidate the world.
In each case, their ambitions of cruelty and murder had no limit.
In each case,
the ambitions of Hitlerism, militarism and communism were defeated
by the will
of free peoples, by the strength of great alliances and by the
might of the USA.
Now, in this century, the ideology of power and domination has
appeared
again and seeks to gain the ultimate weapons of terror."
Yup, we have to stop "Bushism."
St John
The
Contest
We start with honorable mentions
Here is a picture of the jerk.
I had to hurry up and turn the damn channel
before I threw up laughing so hard at this
oaf.
GREAT SITE!!!
Don S
Subject: He's Not the President
This is the best I could do, the signs aren't very visible.
Did he really say "We're going after
corporate criminals?"
Was that a sick joke?
Frann
Frann, yes.
Subject: Lying/Illegitimate Photos
Dude- Here is my pic from the lie fest.
Hope you enjoy.
I make your site part of my weekly reading
, thank you.
Keep up the good work.
David C
Thanks for bringing some fun into a dismal event.
Here you go, Bart!
From Kronos
Ron V
Hey Bart!
A big marga with Herradura Silver and Gold
plus Grand Marnier is helping me to get
through this tough assignment. Thank
Koresh I can turn the vile Smirk off of my TV now...
Let me introduce the rest of Chimpy's foursome:Moe,
Curly, and Larry.
They couldn't wait for the speechifying
to end before getting the clubs out...
Keep the hammer pounding!
Tom G
This was almost a prize winner.
If we had five prizes, this would've won one.
From Eric P
Another almost winner, great stuff, Eric.
Gonna need a few shots of tequila tonight!
Man, he SUCKS!
Ollie in Cerrillos, NM
Ollie, the "Don't put fingers in the monkey's cage" made
this the third-place
winner.
bart-
here's my contributions to the picture
contest.
i about blew my gasket on several occasions.
i don't know if i can take much more of
this......
allen in houston
hi johnny a and johnny p.
Not sure why, but I thought this should be the second-place
winner.
...and the number one, Blue Ribbon, First
Place Winner!!
Subject: State of the (dis)union
Hey, Bartcop -
Here's the pictures taken during Smirk's
speech
(interrupted -- gasp! -- 77 times for
applause by "sphincter"phants).
Keep on Bartcoppin', man -- we NEED you!
Cynthia H
I'll contact the winners by e-mail so they can pick their prizes.
Thanks to all who sent pictures in.