She looks like absolute shit, doesn't she?
Guy & Madge Row After Dinner in London
The biggest story to hit the gossip mills last week in the UK was Guy and Madonna's fight in public in a London restaurant that ended with a tearful Madonna being left to cry it out by Guy.
This week's issue of Heat, burning a hole through my scanner. 1 pound
45 for that rag? Costs about as much as toilet paper!
Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones Not Actually Same Woman
Long-lashed Hollywood Harlots Seen In Same Place
At Same Time
Everything's on track for Zeta-Jones, now that she knows which ass to kiss.
Paparazzi Catches Cattrall Falling On Her Ass
Kim Cattrall falls on her ass after catching her very expensive heel in a subway grate. This is only one photo from a 7-photo, 2 page spread of the event, featured in this week's Heat magazine.
Sentenced After Microwaving Cat
Banned From Keeping Pets For Five Years
"Nadine Trewin cooked her six-year-old tabby Sasha for a minute after she was bitten by a flea." <! -- link from mirror -->
Yikes. What a bitch. That woman whose dog was thrown into traffic would have a heart attack if she found out that THIS woman got no jail time.
Trapped In Lift For 8 Days
"'We knew our chances were slim. The worst day was the fourth ... after the food ran out.'"<! -- link from mirror -->
Regains Sight After Transplanting Tooth To His Eye
"A blind builder can see for the first time in five years after an operation to transplant a tooth into one of his eyes."<! -- link from mirror -->
That is messed up!
(That's really my telly.)