From: Carson Koch

 Subject: What Clinton didn't do

 Clintons presidency will, ironically, be defined by historians by all the things he chose not to do.
 He watched things fall apart. The economy,  military morale, intelligence gathering ability.
 Global terrorism. The indudtrial base. It will take atleast twenty years to recover from his
 devil may care lack of anything that might pass as policy. After reading the last two paragraphs
 of this fine article, could you do me a favor and let me know, what, other than family medical leave,
 did Clinton do.

 Could you name the five most important things President Clinton did?
 While pissing away eight years, he had an eight year party.
 I'm not insisting that I am right. I honestly would like to know.
 What did he do?

 carson koch
 

 carson, you've been watching too waaaaaaaaaaay much FOX News.
 This is such a wild, nonsensical question, similar to "Why is grass green?"

 You claim things "fell apart" from 1993 to 2001.  The only things that fell apart in those years
 were press ethics and the self-control of the House Republicans when they learned you could
 impeach a sitting president because he was kicking your smarmy asses on a daily basis.

 To rank Clinton's presidency as a failure, you must compared it to another recent presidency.
 Some of the things Clinton didn't do include:
stealing the presidency by making illegal deals with terrorists.
arming terrorist organizations with weapons they couldn't get anywhere else.
getting 240 marines killed and then staging an inxasion to get that news off the front pages
crashing the economy to tell by giving huge tax cuts to the super rich
selling biological weapons to Saddam and then lying about it
creating a monster called bin Laden and claiming ignorance when 9-11 happened
running cocaine to Oakland to finance an illegal war in Central America
pardoning all the people who could put him in jail if they talked

  There are dozens more, but if you don't buy these, you won't buy the rest.

 Could you name the five most important things President Clinton did?

 OK, I'll pick five off the top of my head:
He gave us the best economy in all of history by taxing the super richest 1.5 percent
He gave us eight years of peace, and never sent a man into battle who didn't come home.
He protected the Homeland, jailing the only attackers we ever had (WTC bombing in 1993)
He gave America worldwide respect, something Bush pissed away with his hardon for Saddam's oil
He had the cleanest presidency and cabinet since Jimmy Carter.

 You also, stupidly, mentioned the economy.
 Are you old enough to reach and understand charts and graphs?

 Look what Red-Ink Reagan and Bush the Smarter did with YOUR money.
 They gave it to the already super rich, causing the greatest deficits in American history.
 Can you tell the difference between up and down, good and bad, red and blue?

 Let's talk about jobs.

 Have you ever lived in a house where nobody could find work?
 You lose your house, you lose your car and you have to go live with your stupid,
 Republican relatives who will tell you you're too lazy to find work

 Clinton created 22,000,000 new jobs.
 Reagan, Bush and Bush destroyed jobs - to help the susper rich buy bankrupt companies
 for pennies on the dollar and then wait for a Democrat to get in there and rebuild America again.

 You mentioned military morale.

 On this, you are correct. They hated Clinton with every bone in their body.
 These despised every goddamn molecule in his body with all the passion of the Ton Ton Macute

 For reasons I can't explain, the military would rather die under Reagan and Bush, with the survivors
 locked into minimum wage because there are no jobs to leave the military for than come home alive
 and safe when Clinton was president.  Under Clinton, the economy was so hot, men left the military
 in droves because they knew they could go from making $22,000 to $80,000 overnight by getting
 a Clinton-created job and never leaving their family for ten months at a time for that $22,000.

 Idiotic bungling by Reagan, Bush and Bush got hundreds of men killed, and the military loves them for that.
 They love them with all their heart - no matter that Reagan fought World War II in Hollywood and
 Bush the Simple went AWOL from his post to go whoring and rinking in Mexico.

 You mentioned intelligence gathering ability.

 I've heard that accusation, but since there are no liberals answering the avalanche of Clinton criticismd
 in the media, (and Carville and Begala can't get to every wild accusation the right monopoly makes),
 I've never heard the other side to that story. The accusation is Clinton wouldn't allow the CIA to use
 "unsavory characters" to gather intelligence, but for all we know, that's just horseshit that covers Bush
 when he gets caught dealing with more terrorists.  "I was trying to gain some intelligence," he'd say

 You mentioned Global terrorism, which means what? That he should be like Bush and invade countries
 that have vast oil reserves?  Bill Clinton can't be expected to personally protect every American embassy in
 every country from every threat and protect every warship that lets Al Qaeda pull alongside with explosives.

 You mentioned the indudtrial base.
 No telling what that means, but industry never had a better man in charge than Bill Clinton.
 Seems like every month Greenspan had to raise interest rates because the economy was too hot.
 Unlike today's Bush Recession, businesses were desperate to find somebody - anybody - to put to work
 because everyone who wanted a job had one, or had moved into a better-paying job.

 You claim, "It will take atleast twenty years to recover from his devil may care lack of anything that might pass as policy."
 What could that possibly mean?
 Clinton reversed 12 years of voodoo horseshit in less than a year - remember seeing this?

 Clinton reversed the ocean of red ink his first year on the job.
 Whatever bullshit accusation you tried to make just won't jive with the facts.

 You make the absurd claim, "While pissing away eight years, he had an eight year party."
 No, the entire country was paradise back when the voters chose who would be president,
 that is between the GOP government shut-downs, go-nowhere-investigations and that
 very unneeded eight-year cock hunt that led to that phoney impeachment debacle.

 What kind of fool prefers the Bush wars to Clinton's peace?
 What kind of fool prefers the Bush recessions to Clinton's incredible prosperity?
 What kind of fool prefers the Bush Doctrine of "Fuck every other country" to Clinton's worldwide respect?
 What kind of fool prefers the Bush trashing of The Bill of Rights to the constitutional freedoms we had under Clinton?

 (I'm so old, I remember when the Fourth, Fifth, Sixth and Eighth Amendments were in effect,)

 Remember, you have to go alllll the way back to Eisenhower (that's over 51 years!!) to find a winning GOP
 presidential election that didn't result in a presidential pardon to save himself or his predecessor from going to jail.

 You said,  "I'm not insisting that I am right. I honestly would like to know."

 No, you're a liar and an ignorant monkey who enjoys spreading lies. (Do you write for revoketheocscar.com?)
 You can't possibly feel so strongly about your Clinton hatred to get all your facts wrong. ...wait, I take that back.
 You were right about the military morale - everything else was pure crap right out of FOX News and Rush the vulgar Pigboy.

 You have shown your ignorant, monkey ass to dozens of readers with this lie of an e-mail.
 You gave up any rights to our sympathy for your ignorance when you started with the name-calling lies.
 If you were a kid, I could forgive the ignorance, but kids don't hate as much as you do.
 

  ...and you can keep the boot - I'd never wear it again anyway.

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