Please let him win...
Great Smirk Quotes
"We've adequately answered innocence or guilt in every cases..."
-- Gov Bush, the Mad Texacutioner, speaking
of how fairly
the death penalty
has been applied in the state of Texas.
Mail Bag
From: henryporter@bigfoot.com
Subject: Mr. Clinton vs Judge Starr
I was watching the news today (CNN Headline news, but they aren't
the only one
who do this) and again was subjected to hearing the President
called "Mr Clinton".
Usually the plastic drone will say, "President Clinton was in
Turkey today for a meeting......"
and each time they refer to him thereafter it's "Mr Clinton".
Yet, when the cock-hunt was going on, the "liberal-controlled"
media was careful
to continually refer to Ken "Porno" Starr as "Judge" Starr.
Makes me want to hurl!
A FORMER judge is worthy of his ex-title,
but the sitting President is only worthy of the title of Mr?
Liberal controlled media my ass!
Quotes You Can't do Without
Our governor put us in the national spotlight, and it's not flattering.
Texas, where three white guys out looking for a good time
decide to drag a black man to death behind a pickup.
Where the retarded and the insane are executed
to barbaric yowps from drunken frat boys in Huntsville.
Where the guv's response to the dirtiest air in the nation is to politely
ask polluters
if they will please volunteer to quit polluting instead of making
them do it.
-- Molly Ivins
From: hooba@earthlink.net
Subject: Fox News
How in the Hell can Fox News be ignored
by the main stream real media?
They're nothing more than Right Wing Propaganda
Bullshit.
It's unbelievable.
"Fair and balanced?"
...Meanwhile guess what stupid thing Clintor
or Gore did today.
How can they get away with it??
Also, Dubya Bush is such an incompetent
Asshole.
Why havent the Demo's come out and attacked
this Asshole??
The guy is an absolute loser and yet he's
leading the polls.
Something is really really fucked up.
Tony from Long Beach
P.S. Fuck Limbaugh
Tony,
There's no need to attack Smirk.
Gore has already won.
The only people that would vote for an untested, brainless asshole
are the hard-core Clinton-haters and there's only about 35% of
them.
You raise an excellent point about the rest of the media, tho...
They don't mind Rush and Fox Whore News calling them fakes and
liars.
They refuse to consider either a threat, even tho Rush currently
controls
the GOP and authors every word shot out of of the RNC fax machines.
That 35% may be a minority, but that's 35% of the pie that NBC,
CBS,
CNN and ABC are flushing down the drain
You'd never see McDonald's or GM or Hertz give up 35% of their
pie,
so what's up with the networks?
From: (withheld)
Subject: My eyeballs hurt so much!
I received an anonymous e-mail picture of a close-up of the Laura
Schlessinger
photo where she spread her legs for the camera to show her...kootie!
Well, whoever sent this has spoken volumes for bikini cuts and
sugaring.
(Shudder, shake and shiver)
You were right not to run it, and Rackjite was right
to only show the from-across-the-room version.
That is all.
The latest made-up charge against the president on Fox Whore News
is that if you cross the president, you will be audited by the
IRS.
No proof is needed, just speculate and "what if" it to death and
see
if you can get the ditto-monkey's outraged enough to watch again
at 11.
I have an idea how to stop abuses like this IRS "scandal."
Have Smirk sign a pledge now that if he's elected president,
no Democratic enemy of Smirk's will be audited as long as he's
president.
What?
He can't?
Why can't he?
You say the president he has no way to control who gets audited?
You say Smirk can't make that promise because he doesn't control
the IRS?
...but Clinton does?
Leslie Gray!
Leslie Visser interviewed the winning owner after the Belmont horse
race.
Did you see what that crazy, empty skirt did?
Visser: Mr. Lukas, how does this compare with your other Belmont wins?
Lukas: What the hell's wrong with you lady?
I've never won a Belmont before, you idiot!
Visser: ...so...er...uh...it feels better than last year's race?
Lukas: You mean when my horse broke his fucking leg?
Yeah, ...yeah, ...it really does!
Winning feels better then watching your horse break his goddamn leg.
Who the hell did you blow to get this job, anyway?
Visser: ...I ...I ...back to you, Al Michaels!
Lazio Picks Forbes Cast Off As Campaign Manager
'Rick the Lick' Lazio has picked a veteran GOP strategist to
run his campaign for the Senate, campaign officials said yesterday.
Lazio chose Bill Dal Col, 44, an old childhood friend from Long Island.
Strategists said Dal Col appealed to Lazio in several ways:
Mr. Dal Col managed Steve Forbes's two failed bids for the presidency,
and will lead a staff that includes losers from John McCain's failed
campaign.
Mr. Dal Col also lost a run at the State Assembly in 1982.
He's pretty much lost every race he's run, but he's lived in New York
and that pretty much sums up the Lazio campaign platform.
Where do you want to Ho today?
Judge Thomas Pennfield Packson has broken Microsoft into two companies:
One company that will sell you a reliable product and treat you fairly
and
a sister company, run by Bill Gates, that will operate under the old
rules,
The good news?
It drops your odds of getting screwed by Gates down to about 50/50.
Lott Pushes Domenici for VP
"He would give such credibility to President George W. Bush about
how Washington works,
how the Congress works,
how the budget process works and
how the Energy Department works.
-- Trent Lott, (R-Racist) touting Sen. Pete Domenici (R-Racist)
as
a VP prospect, admitting Smirk doesn't have the slightest clue
about
how Washington works,
how the Congress works,
how the budget process works and
how the Energy Department works.
More Wacky Fox Whore News
"If President Clinton has just come out in the beginning and said,
'Yes, I slept with Monica,'
we wouldn't have had the Ken Starr problem.
But he refused to say that, it's just that simple."
-- Matt Keyland, Republican whore
Oh, Matt, ...Matt, ...there's one small problem with your "simple" answer.
The Starr report was very clear that the two of them never slept together.
And the fact that YOU don't know the definition of the word "sex,"
proves Clinton was telling the truth all along.
Breaking News...
From: Voltai29@mindspring.com
Subject: NRA Opens Branch At Ball Park
Volt Note: Guess where Rush Limbaugh worked
as a PR flack before he became The Pigboy???
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not getting your news from Voltai29 you're probably
reading day-old news off of dead trees. That's a mistake.
Send e-mail to Voltai29
with "subscribe" in the subject line.
Voltai is the Internet's instant news leader.
Thanks to www.mopaul.com
Great Historic Quotes
"This is the biggest thing to happen since the repeal of the old sodomy
statute in 1973.
It's certainly going to liven up Gay Pride Week."
-- Texas gay activist Ray Hill, after an appeals court
declared a Texas homosexual law
unconstitutional Thursday and
threw out the convictions of two gay men arrested
in 1998 for engaging in sex acts
that are legal for heterosexuals.
Fox Whore News
A few days
ago, Fox Whore News had Nicole Simpson's sister on to
talk about what a bad man OJ is.
Fair enough.
But then, OJ calls in and starts beating
up on the sister.
Well, Fox Whore News was so outraged
by this, they've been playing
the boring harrangue again and again and
again and again and again and again,
and the funniest part is - Fox says it's
a OUTRAGE that Nicole's family has to
listen to OJ attack his ex-sister in law
again and again and again and again.
Hey Fox - I have an idea...
Stop running the tape again and again and
again and again and again and again,
You stupid whores!
YOU gave OJ the platform to be a hateful
shit.
YOU gave OJ the opportunity to attack whats-her-name
Brown.
YOU decided it would be "cute" to ambush
Brown with a murderer's phone call.
Just like impeachment, YOU'RE the ones delivering
the shit into the living rooms
of hundreds of American homes, so
YOU'RE reposnsibile for spreading the filth.
Koresh, even Hardon Kenneth's ethics advisor could figure that out...
This Eminem dude - even his mother doesn't like him.
From:gaverr@mail.cvn.net
Subject: new book
I've heard that Talk/Miramax, some outfit
owned by Disney is
planning a book on the sex lives of a bunch
of Bill C's biggest haters.
Have you heard anything about this?
Ray
Koresh, yes!
It's everywhere.
Matt Fudge
has been squealing for days.
Herrendo Revolver has had Ann Coulter, one of the guilty, on
his show.
Fox Whore News is OUTRAGED that the "private" sex lives of the
ditto-spank
Clinton-haters may be revealed, after spending two years grabbing
for Clinton's Cock.
Coulter had a great quote: "They're going after everyone who didn't vote for Clinton."
ha ha
Yeah, Clinton ordered Talk Magazine to expose the perverted sex
practices of
over 200,000,000 Americans. Coulter didn't exxaggerate
one bit!
See "Ann Coulter's Sex Life" below.
ha ha
From: astod@frontiernet.net
Subject: Hillary not going on tv
Dear Bartcop,
I live in NY state and hillary is going
to be our next senator.. Yea!
I know that she does not want to go on
local radio talk shows because
around here they are all ditto monkeys
and they would ask her all those
stupid questions that you stated in your
column.
I dont know if you remember, but back in
the wintertime some pigboy in Buffalo
asked her some really dumb stuff, like
if she has ever comitted adultry
...funny how no one asked Rudy about his
"marriage." at that time!
They are all a bunch of hypocrits!!!
Ann Stoddard
Ann,
I think it's far worse than you describe it.
Rudy was openly dating his whore for 6-8 months and nobody in
the New York
press would write about it. Who knew New Yorkers were such trembling
bunnies
that they were afraid to anger the big, bad mayor?
But if Bill looks at a movie star's cleavage (Sophia Loren) in
a receiving line,
the slugs at Fox Whore News run a special on it, night after
night.
...and I'm talking to you, Brit Hume!
Brit the Nasty Shit
Maybe instead of grabbing at Clinton's Cock 24/7/52/365,
you whores could
do a special on why Brit Hume raised his son to be gay, and look
into the
real reason he was so goddamn miserable that he chose
to commit suicide?
Or maybe Brit Hume murdered his own son, out of shame,
and moved
the body and covered it up like he claims Hillary did with Vince
Foster.
Yeah, let's dig into Brit Hume's dirty laundry for a change.
Too bad there's nobody on our side scummy enough to run video
of Brit Hume
crying at his son's funeral, that we could run backwards, upside-down
and in slo-mo
like that dirty shit Limbaugh did for weeks and weeks and months
and months.
You Fox fuckers thought that was so goddamn cute when the vulgar
Pigboy did that.
I wonder how much you'd laugh when the tables were turned?
...and if you don't like me mentioning this, sue me,
and I'll put Payne & Suphren on your hypocritical
ass.
Mail Bag
From: Peter.Hisey@faulknergray.com
Subject: Hillary and the Press...
Re the Hillary thing.
Matthews kept raging last night about Hillary
refusing to come on the Sunday
pundits shows, because they "might ask
her the tough questions."
Over and over and over. With that no-name
from the Post and
someone who's writing another Hillary trashing
book.
Forget the $10 million. Let's suspend Rupert
Murdoch over a pot of boiling oil,
with a voice-activated lock holding him
secure.
If any of the following words are mentioned
- splash!
Monica,
Lewinsky,
oral,
lesbian,
affair,
sex,
Vince,
Starr,
semen,
cigar,
orgasm.
Then we trick Chris or Tim or whoever into
saying
"What about that seaman in the audience?
That's a fair question."
Boil, boil, boil.
Pete
ha ha
I like yours better.
Big Carmakers Say "No,"
to Nazi Hate
Big Three Extending Benefits to Gay Couples
When, Oh When, will GOP
do the Same?
Catholics, GOP Shit Bricks
DETROIT, June 8 -- General Motors, Ford and DaimlerChrysler's
Chrysler
division announced today that they would begin offering medical,
dental and
prescription drug benefits for same-sex partners of their 466,000
hourly and
salaried employees in the United States, the largest move yet
by corporate
America to provide such benefits for gay and lesbian couples.
I predict the GOP will win the White House the election
after
they knock off their Nazi hate and accept all Americans.
From: clumsden@ev1.net
Great Irish Quotes
"He can come over and put that cigar anywhere he wants to."
-- Sinead O'Connor expressing her gratitude
to President Clinton
for ending the decades
of war in Northern Ireland
on Howard Stern's
radio show. 06/09/00
Economy in Better Hands With Gore
From: John RCN
Subject: Polls can be fun!
UTICA, N.Y. (Reuters/Zogby) - A recession
is more likely to occur with
the election of know-nothing Gov. Smirk
than with Vice President Gore ,
a recent Zogby/Reuters US survey shows.
Out of the 1,002 likely voters surveyed,
29.5%
said a future recession
is more likely with Bush's election, compared
to 22.8% who think Gore's
presidency would be a more likely to see
a recession.
Duh!
Pigboy says Zogby is always right!
...and thanks to Clinton, those numbers are in the 20's instead of the 50's
Bad language Alert
From: henryporter@bigfoot.com
Subject: Hillary C.
I need some help here;
I belong to a board on the St
Paul Pioneer Press and on one board,
Clinton, politics and policy, one
of the rabid right posted this:
Hillary seems to be ducking the hard questions.
Appearing on CNBC's "Hardball," New York
Post Albany bureau chief
Fred Dicker was asked by host Chris Matthews
why the first lady refuses to
appear on the Sunday TV talk shows:
MATTHEWS: Why is Hillary dodging the big interview programs?
DICKER: Because she's afraid of making
a mistake. Let me note
that I have my own radio show, Chris,
and she won't come on with me.
So she's dodging me too.
I don't follow trolls like Matthews, so
I don't have any response to this,
although I'm sure it is incorrect. Any
help?
If you want to let your readers know about
this site, they're welcome to come
and harass the dumb-asses (look for jethro,
greg smith, wolvie, zorak, or sloop).
In fact, according to jethro, "Rush
is right 82% of the time,
liberals have a hard time being right 10%
of the time"--hahahahahah.
Fight against the pathetic sheep following the corpulent one.
Henry
Henry, I'm so goddamn glad you asked that question.
I always have at least 20 rants running thru my head at any given
time.
I get a lot of thinking done in the car, listening to the right-wing
radio bastards,
but since I'm driving I don't get it written down, so I forget
to write about it.
Your goddamn right Hillary won't go on those show, and here's
why:
The motherless-walking hardons of the press are just waiting
for her.
Here's a list of the questions they want to ask Hillary on camera:
1. Does the president's cock point right or left?
2. Do you think he still loves Monica? Why not?
3. How long since you gave him oral sex?
4. Have you ever done a threesome with Bill?
5. Do you agree with Starr Report Footnote #210 that Monica
and the President engaged in oral/anal sex?
6. Have you ever found semen stains on Clinton's pants?
7. Do you have any plans to pose nude for Penthouse?
8. When was your last orgasm, and who was with you?
9. If you're a feminist, why stay married to that rotten pig?
10.Do you feel sorry for Juanita Brodderrick? Why not?
11.Did you really murder the people Falwell says you did? Prove
you didn't!
12.How many virgins did Bill rape on the dining room table of the
Governor's mansion in Little Rock before you
stole the presidency?
13.Are you a lesbian? Why should we believe you?
14.How old were you when you lost your virginity?
15.What does Chelsea look like naked?
...and on and on and on.
Name for me, one member of the press who would NOT ask Hillary questions like that.
Go ahead - name a journalist with ethics!
Go ahead!
NAME ONE!
You can't, can you?
That's why Hillary will only go on with Katie Couric or Rosie
the braindead idiot,
because she knows she won't be ambushed by a cock question.
Hillary knows what the New York/Washington press whores will ask.
The point of asking is NOT to get an answer to a political question.
They could get that in writing, or from any staffer on her payroll.
But that's not good enough.
The whole point of asking those questions is to get the cameras
focused and catch
Hillary's reaction on camera so Hannity
and O'Reilly and Chris the Screamer
and Tim the Catholic and Sam and Cokie and the others can run
that footage
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...and Hillary's too damn smart to fall for it.
They could get answers to questions in writing, but that
defeats the purpose.
Everybody knows Hillary is sharper than Laura's tongue on a first
date.
The point isn't to see if Hillary knows the answers.
We all know she knows the answers - just ask Armey the
foul-mouthed Dick
if Hillary's any good at answering unexpected questions with
poise.
No, the point is to rattle her with questions about Clinton's
Cock!.
Why do you think the whores of the GOP were so desperate
to release Clinton's Starr testimony to the television networks?
It was so they could get Clinton squirming on TV, so they could
slowly stroke their
lifeless, flacid cocks while they watched him answer those extremely
personal
questions about Air Force One. The Republicans cannot
achieve orgam without
watching Clinton squirm - then they could gush buckets!
If only...
That's why Clinton answered Hardon Kenny's questions by saying,
"I've already answered that question in written form
and I have nothing further to add to that statement."
That pissed them off like no congress has been pissed
off in 135 years.
Since he refused to play their game, since he refused to give
intimate details about his
still-young cock on live TV, denying the GOP their
only
chance to have an orgasm,
the sons-of-bitches impeached him AND THAT'S THE FUCKING
TRUTH!
That's the truest statement ever written on bartcop.com
The Republican party, made up of whites-only bigotted pricks and
religiously-insane
whores to the NRA and Big Tobacco, has had a collective, monsterous
case of blue balls
since January 1992 they can't fucking stand it anymore.
THAT'S WHY CLINTON WAS IMPEACHED!
It was revenge, pure and simple. He refused to put out for
the bullies,
so they pushed him out of the car and made him walk home in the
dark.
You still hear the Republicans whining about how Clinton "sold
out America
to the Chinese" for a few hundred dollars, yet they didn't
impeach him for that.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The sicko mother-effing perverts can't achieve orgasm from a goddamn
"arms scandal."
The closest they could get was cumming to a conclusion:
They'll never trap Bill Clinton!
So, they're going after his wife.
It's been almost eight years since the GOP has had a successful
circle-jerk.
If they could trick Hillary into sitting for an interview and
ask her those fifteen questions,
the Republicans could have a party-wide squirt and settle down
- at least for a few days.
But, like a serial rapist, the release would only hold them for
a few days.
Hillary knows this.
She's too dignified to be their Britney poster, so they call
her names.
Hillary should tell them, she'll agree to an interview under these
conditions:
Have the owner of the network - NBC if it's Tim the Sellout Whore,
Murdoch if it's
Hannity or O'Reilly, Disney if it's the Sam/Cokie Circus - put
up $10,000,000 in cash
and let Hillary put her back to the door during the live-broadcast
interview.
The interviewer can ask any question he wants, but the second
he asks about Bill's cock
or Monica's tongue, Hillary is free to walk out with the $10,000,000
and donate it to some
battered women's center and we'll let New York voters decide
Nov 7th if she was justified.
Fuck the Whores of the Press
Celebrity Mail
From:bettybowers@mindspring.com
Subject: NEW: Ex-Negro Ministry!
As Baptists, we all know that God created
us in His image.
So, it is only fair that we turn around
and graciously extend
the same courtesy to other humans.
This is why Southern Baptists everywhere
have embraced the glorious
crusade of making everyone just like us
--and making life difficult
for those who willfully refuse to give
up their so-called “identities.”
Please read more about my ministry
Baptists Invoking
God’s
Old
Testament
Standards
at:
http://www.bettybowers.com/bigots.html
So Close to Jesus,
Our Crucifixes Share a Cross-Beam,
Betty Bowers
(Ediotr's note: It doesn't get any better than BettyBowers.com)
Like Father, Like Sons
Shrub's and Jeb's antipathy to public schools
is inherited from their daddy
By Tamara Baker
ST. PAUL, Minnesota, Sept. 8 -- By now, most of you have heard
of GW Shrub's
cockeyed voucher plan -- modeled after the disastrous one his
brother Jeb
ramrodded through the Florida Legislature.
We're talking about a plan so preposterous that two-thirds of
those taking a
voluntary CNN Internet poll last week -- a poll that like most
Net polls is
skewed to be pro-GOP -- voted thumbs down on it. (I guess offering
to toss
$1,200 at parents to help with private-school tuition to compensate
for the
destruction of their public school isn't that sweet a deal when
you realize,
as most parents do, that $1,200 wouldn't cover half a typical
semester's worth
of tuition, much less a full year's worth, at a private school
that even comes
close to being halfway decent.)
But you may not know where the Silver Spoon Squadron got their
kill-the-patient ideas regarding what is the most important part
of the
foundations of our democracy.
It seems that, just like their questionable business contacts,
their ability to evade
real punishment when cornered on various naughtinesses, and their
tendency to
lose money on any enterprise that isn't subsidized by either
their rich friends
(their oil and S&L bidnesses) or the government (the Texas
Rangers),
the BushBabies inherited their distrust of education for the
masses from their daddy.
While Poppy was president, he waged war on the public schools,
using various
weapons. The truth, however, was not among them.
In 1991, through the Department of Energy, he commissioned the
world-renowned
and world-respected Sandia National Laboratories to do a study
comparing the
performances of private and public schools nationwide. Bush the
Elder fully expected
that the study would bear out the conservative Republican dogma
stating that private
schools are better and that public schools aren't worth supporting.
Boy, was he in for a shock.
The report did find some problems with public schools -- but also
found that more,
not less, money was the answer to fixing them. Furthermore, it
also found that in
comparison with private schools, the public schools on the whole
did just as good
a job as the privates at educating kids -- and sometimes did
better.
So what did President Poppy do with this report?
Did he heed the facts, even though they blew holes in his theory?
Of course not: He deep-sixed the Sandia Report for the rest of
his term in office.
It wasn't until Clinton took office in 1993 that it was released
to the public.
Remember that, the next time a BushBaby claims to be the savior
of education
in this country.
Copyright © 1999 Tamara Baker. All rights reserved
Bumper Sticker
Thanks to mopaul.com
Hey, remember our old friend Mr. Willowtalk.exe?
It's a quick-download of a program that will read text to you.
(Old-timers remember how hueueueueueueuege it was in the
old days.)
It will read anything.
A text file, a web-page, the Bible, an on-line newspaper, etc.
This program was invented so the blind people could learn
what a whore that Rush fellow on the radio really is.
So if you have speakers, click on that link, and DL it. (1.6 meg,
not too big)
Then open it up, then minimize it and open your browser to bartcop.com
then bring up the Willowtalk, dial up the voice of "Paul," then
press "Play"
and have "Paul" read you that 'Make
Him Stop' story below.
It's hueueueueueuge!
Breaking News...
Sleepy?
Need a jolt to get you started this morning?
You might check out http://www.thedailybrew.com/
There's some breaking news over there that looks very interesting.
What if the story is correct?
ha ha
Wow!
I didn't realize rackjite.com had the uncensored picture of Dr. Laura.
Not for the squeemish!
Go Rack!
Make Him Stop!
The vulgar Pigboy said that new book, that tells the dirty sexual
secrets of the
perverted perverts who've been clutching and grabbing for Clinton's
Cock the
last seven years, is "So over the top, it's too hot to be printed
on the Internet."
ha ha
You can print anything on the internet, as long as it's
true.
When I write about a delicate topic, like the way Paula Harvey
performs
oral sex on the horses trapped in his stables, I have to be sure
not to say
anything that's not 100 % true or the toothless horse molester
could sue me.
So, Pigboy, if it's true, anybody can print it.
By the way,
I have some new attorneys.
I decided that Arwee, Fuct and Howe weren't mean enough.
I met some mean, mean lawyers thru Sabutai,
right here in Knuckledrag.
These guys are bed-wetting Democrats, and they're mean,
especially when they're drinking tequila.
The first guy I met was William R. Suphren, the junior partner
in the firm.
Bill told me if I get sued by anybody, they'll stand behind
me and take
the poor bastard's house away from him, take his kids
away from him,
take his formerly-good reputation and force him
to file bankruptcy.
ha ha
I told you these guys were tough!
Then I met the senior partner, who's more mean than Suphren.
His name is Robert L. Payne. So if you think you can sue
Ol' BartCop,
just remember that soon you'll be meeting Payne & Suphren.
ha ha
They're hueueueueueueueuege!
How the right smeared Clinton
and Gore on China
Racism helped the president's enemies link fundraising
scandals
to accusations of espionage, with almost no evidence.
- - - - - - - - - - - -
By my good friend Joe Conason
June 07, 2000 | Ever since the Senate investigation into questionable
fundraising
during the 1996 presidential campaign, conservative commentators and
some
Republican politicians have suggested a nefarious connection between
money
that flowed into Democratic accounts from Asian and Asian-American
contributors
and Clinton administration decisions concerning technology transfers
to China.
In their greed for Chinese gold and their zeal for reelection, according
to this theory,
President Clinton and Vice President Al Gore have invited a future
nuclear attack
on their native land by the commissars of Beijing.
Nobody has been able to explain credibly how all the disparate elements
of this
traitorous conspiracy to arm the Beijing regime fit together, but somehow
the
vice president's appearance at a Buddhist temple in California, Wen
Ho Lee's
security breach at Los Alamos, Charlie Trie's donations to the president's
legal
expense trust, illegal fundraising by John Huang and Loral Space's
satellite contract
are all linked in a sinister web of intrigue. If these shrill accusations
have usually
been murky when it comes to details, thebroader theme has been clear
enough,
and it sounds a lot like treason.
Spreading that smear (and stirring anti-Asian nativism) for political
advantage is
the aim of continuing Republican japes about the Buddhist temple incident.
Whether the accusation is articulated or merely insinuated, we are
supposed to
believe that Clinton, Gore and all the other Americans suspected of
wrongdoing
in these affairs are guilty of intentionally betraying the security
of the United States
-- a far worse offense, of course, than allegedly lying under oath
about sex,
for which the president was impeached.
Unfortunately, such ugly suspicions have been encouraged not only by
conservative
propagandists, but by sloppy journalism that never quite seems to catch
up with the facts.
Ordinary citizens have little way of knowing that one by one, the premises
underlying
the so-called China scandal have collapsed almost entirely.
Just a few weeks ago, American Lawyer magazine's Roger Parloff published
an
exhaustive analysis of the Buddhist temple affair that stripped away
the rhetoric to
show how weak the case against Gore really is. Going through the evidence
that
emerged in congressional hearings and in the successful prosecution
of Democratic
fundraiser Maria Hsia, Parloff showed that the entire affair was at
worst a screwup
by Clinton-Gore campaign staffers; Gore almost certainly knew nothing
about money
being raised from Buddhist nuns. Not surprisingly, alas, Parloff's
compelling article
received little notice from media outlets and commentators who have
tried to hang
a felony on Gore for the past three years.
And during the last week of May yet another prop of the China scandal
fell.
The latest to go is the case against Bernard Schwartz, the chairman
of Loral Aerospace
and a lifelong Democratic maverick in the mostly Republican aerospace
industry.
During the Clinton years, Schwartz has been among the largest contributors
of
"soft money" to the Democratic National Committee, while his company
sought and
received permission to assist the Chinese government in launching a
communications satellite.
That coincidence alone might have raised misgivings, but the Republicans
went ballistic
after the New York Times reported in April 1998 that the Department
of Justice was
investigating allegations that Loral had illegally transferred missile
guidance technology
to Chinese engineers. They demanded an independent prosecutor to investigate
whether
Schwartz had bribed the president so that Loral could leak American
military secrets
to a Communist regime with impunity.
Those lurid charges never made sense, but they generated sensational
headlines across
the country. Now we know that they were entirely groundless, thanks
to a report in the
May 23 Los Angeles Times that, again, has received little attention
in the national media.
According to Times reporters William C. Rempel and Alan Miller, who
obtained internal
Justice Department documents, the chief prosecutor in charge of probing
the Clinton-Gore
campaign-finance scandal found "not a scintilla of evidence -- or information
-- that the
president was corruptly influenced by Bernard Schwartz."
The prosecutor who reached that conclusion is none other than Charles
LaBella,
who has since left Justice and whose criticism of some aspects of the
campaign-finance probe
has been widely publicized by Republicans in Congress. LaBella considered
the investigation
of Loral to be unwarranted, and he reportedly regarded Schwartz himself
as "a victim of
Justice Department overreaching."
Nevertheless, he had advised Attorney General Janet Reno to appoint
an independent counsel
to take over the case -- not because he thought there was a prosecutable
crime, but simply so
that she would not appear partisan in dismissing the case entirely.
Although the law arguably required Reno to name an independent counsel
even in such a weak
case, she declined to do so. LaBella disagreed with that decision,
but not because he thought
there was any evidence of wrongdoing. (Whether Loral unlawfully gave
sensitive technical
information to the Chinese is a separate matter that remains under
investigation by the U.S.
Attorney for the District of Columbia.)
All those exculpatory facts were known to Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Penn.,
the inveterate
grandstanding phony, but they didn't dissuade him from attempting to
resuscitate the same old
slanders against Loral and the White House during a May 2 hearing of
the Senate Judiciary
Committee. Specter brazenly attempted to transform Reno's rejection
of LaBella's bureaucratic
recommendation into evidence of a top-level coverup.
"Specter ... omitted any reference to LaBella's debunking of the merits
of the Schwartz investigation,"
the L.A. Times account noted, and thus "prompted misleading stories
and headlines about LaBella's
failed efforts to get an outside prosecutor to investigate Schwartz
and the president."
Misleading the press, of course, was exactly what Specter intended
to do -- even at the
cost of further injury to Schwarz's reputation.
Of course, if conservatives really believe their own "sellout to China"
mythology,
they should be demanding the impeachment of the president and vice
president for high treason
and have rejected the establishment of permanent trading benefits for
Beijing.
They probably don't believe a word of it -- but they obviously hope
that we will.
Rush just announced he's having more butt surgery tomorrow
and he'd be off a few days while he lays on his stomach.
All those millions can't buy a clean ass, Rush?
Mail Bag
From: jmooradian@rcn.com
Subject: Interesting poll results
UTICA, N.Y. (Reuters/Zogby) - Almost half
of Americans (46.8%)
believe they are better off today than
they were four years ago.
The Reuters/Zogby survey showed 9.7% reporting
they were worse off,
while another 42.6% said their personal
finances were the same.
For the love of Koresh!
Is Paul Harvey here?
I smell horseshit.
How could 42 percent say their finances were the same?
They must be people with no kids, no savings, and renting from
a cold-hearted Republican who's keeping the surplus money for
himself instead of passing the savings on to the "little people."
You should check this out.
Must be 21.
NEW YORK (AP) -- Rosie O'Donnell, a staunch gun
control advocate, is
defending the concealed weapon permit her son's
bodyguard applied for.
"Whether or not my family is in need of armed
guards, that doesn't change
my position on gun control,'' the talk
show host told People magazine.
``It's not inconsistent.''
The NRA and Pigboy and Fox News have accused O'Donnell
of hypocrisy
since her local paper reported that a bodyguard
who will accompany her
5-year-old son to kindergarten has applied for
a gun permit.
O'Donnell, host of the Million Mom March, says
the bodyguard will not carry the gun to school.
Idiot!
The Republican gun wackos may have chalk outlines around their brains,
but some of then can read, Rosie. You tell a ditto-head the
times when your
bodyguard is not armed and that's when they'll shoot your son!
What are you, stupid?
The Republicans are going to PROVE to you that you need,
(or, ...sadly, ...needed) a gun to survive in today's
America.
Use your Clinton-hating brain, you stupe!
Christ, Rosie.
I'm glad you're not my mother...
I think we should all give Gov. Smirk a round of applause.
According to the USA Today, the air in Houston today is breathable.
Take a bow, Smirk!
There He Goes Again
Rush says he can't believe somebody would make the charge that
certain gun manufacturers are advertising their products to criminals.
He just can't believe anyone would make that crazy accusation.
Hey, Vulgar Pigboy!
I have a simple question for you:
Who do YOU think's buying all the Tec-9's?
Lar enforcement?
Duck hunters?
Deer hunters?
Have you ever tried to eat venison with 266 slugs in it?
No, you lying shit!
The criminals buy those "street sweepers," but ewe knew
that.
From: murray@library.ucsb.edu
Subject: Ann Coulter
Hey BC,
There are SO many indications that this
woman is a complete cokehead.
I have known many cokeheads in my life,
so I know what I am talking about.
Anyone else out there in Bartcop land heard
anything?
Joanne
Santa Barbara CA
Joanne,
I know her nickname is "Hoover,"
but that could mean anything.
The Great Quotes Keep Coming
"I wish I had the sex life that Talk/Miramax
Books author
John Connolly fantasizes for me."
-- Ann Coulter
ha ha
I'll bet you do, slut.
The taste of clown must be getting old.
Feedback
From: DENNISC@iadb.org
Subject: What do they gain by tricking the sheep?
What do they gain by tricking the sheep?
Ha, Ha, Ha
You have got to be shitting me?
It's a trick question - right?
Rush makes what - $20 million a year?
How much are you getting for the truth????
Dennis Courtney
Hmmmmmmm....
Less than $20,000,000, that's for sure...
You may be on to something.
New Idea
From: cn1224@coastalnet.com
Subject: Linda Tripp
Bartcop,
I love Linda Tripp (gag) so much that i'm
thinking about sending a check
for 3 cents to her defense fund. Wouldn't
it be great if about 20,000 other
Democrats who love that woman (and I use
that term loosely) did the same?
john
But John, that brings up some legal questions...
What if, instead of using that money towards her defense fund,
she bought trough time at the local Sizzler?
Would the three cents be deductible?
Second hour, not sure why, but Rush is ragging on this girl.
She's Anna Kournakova, a tennis player.
Rush says the other female tennis players hate her because she's cute.
But he also says the tennis players are all lesbians.
Why wouldn't lesbians like a cute girl?
Oh, well, we know Rush is right, in any case...
Mail Bag
From: dave@landru.dac.uga.edu
Subject: Lying to themselves?
On June 8 you wrote:
>So...Question is:
>What do they gain by lying to themselves?
The answer is very clear to me: They aren't
lying to themselves.
They may not be "lying" at all. But they
are purposefully tricking their
audiences who are mostly idiots who don't
understand the basic pillars of
good research, namely reliability and validity.
Rush, Fox News, et al,
are not as stupid as their audiences, and
they are well aware of the
invalidity of their polls. All they need
to be able to do is say that
they conducted a poll, and then they can
report the skewed results without
(technically) lying. It may be poor science,
and in my humble opinion it
is extremely dishonest, but in a purely
objective sense reporting shitty
data is not lying, so their asses are covered.
So the next question is: What do they gain by tricking the sheep?
Quite a lot, actually. When a comparison
of one or more polls to a real
election is remarkably disparate, what
do morons remark?
"It was rigged!"
"They pulled some kind of trick!"
"They won with last-minute dirty politics!"
Then Rush and company have talk fodder for
weeks (perhaps months). And it
provides a natural segueway for bashing
on the winners for other
misdemeanors (e.g. Whitewater, pot smoking,
[paste scandal here]).
Liberals have to realize that being a conservative
pundit is not an easy
job these days. You have to feed the fires
of discontent, and unless
you're so fucking greedy that the S-class
Mercedes just won't do, there
isn't much to be unhappy with. So it becomes
necessary to manufacture
discontent with unscientific polls and
finger-pointing.
Dave
Great True Quotes
"Hillary is NOT going to just sit there
and lose to Lazio."
-- The vulgar Pugboy, 2nd hour
ha ha
He got this one right!
Just Us
ATLANTA (AP) - One day after a deal with prosecutors to drop
murder charges against him, Ray Lewis showed a jury how he tried to
break up a fight between two warring factions during a fatal street
brawl.
Courtroom observers were shocked when Ray attacked the dummy.
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