Hi, remember me?
Jesus, I feel like I've been gone longer than Republican pride.
Monday was like a nightmare from hell.
I was late getting to work, that's bad,
but the boss was held up in Kansas City and wouldn't be in, so that's good.
I thought I might get some writing done - I'm so far behind.
Then the boss called and said he was so impressed with my enthusiasm
at suing that dude Friday, that he thought of some other people he could sue,
so I spent half the day at the K-Drag County Courthouse filing affadavits.
On top of that, my computer was acting up.
Note to self:
I still have heat on my work hard-drive that I need to protect.
Then I noticed I hadn't gotten any mail in the last hour, that's
That meant a major SNAFU was cooking somewhere.
Marc Perkel, the man who knows everything, rerouted my mindspring mail thru
his ctyme.com and the mail started coming like Danny when Marilyn calls.
Perkel fixed everything, so now I'm back in bidness.
I think tomorrow will be 'toon heavy.
So let's get into it...
Remember yesterday I was bitching about how sterile the Sunday
Today, I watched by Fox Whore Sunday tape and I liked what I say.
Topic after topic on Fox Ho Sunday was pregnant.
Cheney was the first guest and he was ready to rock.
First, Fox played him on with "Big Time," a song I've never heard before,
but it's a reference to when Smirk called Clymer "that major league asshole,"
and Cheney the ass-kisser said, "Youza, Boss. He surely do! BIG time."
I guess Fox was high-fiving Cheney for what assholes the New York
reporters are and, ...hey! Could I get five on that, too?
Then Brit Hume gets all over Cheney:
Hume: In 1990, when Saddam took Kuwait and threatened the
They begged us to save them, and we did.
Why didn't you demand then, that after we give them their country back,
they sell us oil cheap until the end of time?
Dick: Didn't think of it.
Hume: You mean it was worth risking 500,000 lives, but
it didn't cross your mind
to secure this goldmine after you retreived it for them?
Dick: It never crossed my mind.
Hume: So why should we trust you to handle the current
crisis any better than
you and President Bush handled the last crisis?
Dick: ...Uhm, ...This is Fox, right?
Remember how tough they were on the GOP at their convention?
I think Fox wants Gore to win this, just like Pigboy does.
With Smirk's recent upsurge, mostly because Gore is yammering
on about shit
that never happened, (Al, you nuts?) without the talent or the charms of the Master.
I think Fox is going to hammer Smirk in the final stages.
Back to Cheney, they talked about our "lack of energy policy."
Remember how this works, and I can prove it:
Saudi Arabia oil is the best in the world.
It's cleaner, it's more pure, and it's pre-filtered,
just like a fine luxury tequila such as Chinaco Anejo.
In America, we have oil, too.
Compared to Saudi oil, American oil is dirty, less pure and expensive,
Think of the American oil like Sammy's Wabo Cabo tequila.
Now, the Chinaco Anejo that we get from the Saudis
costs $30 a bottle.
The Wabo Cabo in America's own cubbard cost $40 a bottle.
...and the GOP says we have, "No tequila policy."
America, open your eyes, look at the situation:
Our two choices are $30 Chinaco Anejo or $40 Wabo
The Republicans are accusing Clinton of allowing America to buy the $30 Chinaco
instead of the $40 Wabo Cabo.
If their cleaner, better product is cheaper than our dirty,
wouldn't that mean "pure and cheap" beats "dirty and expensive?"
If Clinton moved us away from the $30 Chinaco towards the $40
he would not get my vote.
Oil Prices Tumble As U.S.
By Jonathan Leff
LONDON (Reuters) - Oil prices fell on Monday
after the United States decided
to tap national strategic reserves in a bid to avert a winter fuel crisis.
London Brent futures slumped below $30 for
the first time since August but by
1745 GMT had bounced back to $30.46 a barrel, a 79 cent loss. That came on top
of a $1.48 decline on Friday in anticipation of the release which will add a million
barrels a day to U.S. supplies for a month.
U.S. light crude was $1 lower at $31.68 a barrel.
Energy Secretary Bill Richardson late on
Friday announced the release of 30 million
barrels of crude from the 571 million-barrel Strategic Petroleum Reserve -- the first
use of the SPR since Iraq's invasion of Kuwait in 1990.
Dealers said the size of the release came
as a surprise
and the price decline could accelerate in coming weeks.
...and the GOP said the Clinton/Gore action wouldn't make a difference.
Jesse Owens, Joe Louis, Cathy Freeman
Cathy Freeman explained the meaning of the word "superiority,"
which is another setback for Cro-Mags like the whites-only Republican Party.
And she didn't just win,
We liberals and Democrats are with you, Cathy.
Hitler and the GOP say whites are superior,
even when they're looking at the goddamn proof in front of their own eyes.
...and you proved 'em wrong.
A shot of Chinaco for Cathy Freeman.
Did Lightning Strike Twice?
by some Texas person
With all the talk about the mysterious mailing to the Al Gore
campaign of a video
showing Texas Gov. George W. Bush rehearsing for their upcoming debates,
Democrats in Texas are recalling another bizarre episode from the 1980s.
It came in the heat of the 1986 gubernatorial campaign and both
now Bush's chief political strategist, and Mark McKinnon, now his media consultant,
played prominent roles, on opposite sides of the fence.
Hours before a scheduled debate, Rove, who was working for former
Gov. Bill Clements,
the Republican candidate, announced discovery of a tiny listening device in his Austin office.
It was hidden near Rove's desk in a needlepoint wall hanging depicting a Republican elephant.
Clements aides said they had ordered a sweep of the premises because
of unauthorized leaks.
Rove stopped short of direct accusations but said "our political opposition would benefit"
from hearing his phone calls.
McKinnon, then chief spokesman for incumbent Gov. Mark White (D),
even suggesting that Clements staffers had planted the bug themselves as a diversionary tactic
to draw attention away from the debate. "This thing stinks," McKinnon said at the time.
"I think they were very nervous about the debate."
The FBI launched an investigation but it sputtered to a halt a
few weeks later when the head
of the security firm that found the bug declined to take a polygraph test.
In the current controversy, some Republicans have voiced suspicions
that the video
mailed to the Gore camp along with related briefing papers had been obtained from offices
of McKinnon, who is viewed as having worked for too many Democrats.
Texas Democratic chairwoman Molly Beth Malcolm took a different
"This is history repeating itself," she said yesterday.
"It has Karl Rove's fingerprints all over it."
Subject: Christine Amanpour
The producer of THE FACTOR just stated that
Christine Amanpour, married to a
Clinton appointee, got up at a major Broadcasters trade show, and delivered
a stemwinder of a speech in which she decried the horrid state of American
broadcast news. She stirringly spoke of the reasons that American networks
are losing market share: A lack of focus on international news, and a
complete breakdown of TV investigatory skills.
She concluded with the observation that
(paraphrased) she was shocked and
dismayed, and: "How did [broadcasters] let a man of George W. Bush's qualifications
get as far as he has?" Cheers erupted through the crowd of impartial "journalists".
Today's Page Two Girl
So I'm watching that insufferable Michael Barone on McLaughlin
Here's what that self-important bastard said:
"Remember, Bill Clinton is the type of
president to bomb a country
as a distraction while Congress was voting to impeach him."
Wrong! you lying shit. The truth is, the ditto-monkey
congress was so
goddamned obsessed with grabbing Clinton's cock, they voted to impeach
our Commander-in-Chief while we had men and women embroiled in a
serious military campaign on the battlefield. Every member of congress who
voted to impeach our president while he was engaging the enemy should lose
their seat in the upcoming elections. If this wasn't such a family-friendly webpage,
I'd be tempted to give a fast fuck you to every ditto-head in this congress.
Michael Barone, who ever's paying your lying ass is getting their money's worth.
Also, and this was the funniest part of the whole show, Tony Blankly
criticising that idiot Smirk for fucking up the campaign and John asked Tony
to say something nice about Smirk. You know what he said?
"He's better than Dole."
Great Children's Quotes
"I saw you on TV the other night...
Why were you fighting with Mrs. Clinton?"
--a New York second grade girl to Little Ricky Lazio
Speaking of lying sons-of-bitches, did you see Fox Whore News
I forget which night it was, but they decided to tackle the space-invading
issue when Lazio all but assaulted Hillary Clinton.
The cheating scumbags showed a picture of Lazio at least eight
feet from Hillary
while kicking aroung the question, "Did he get too close?"
Isn't that just like those lying scumbags?
Here's the picture an honest network would've shown:
That no-balls little twerp getting in Hillary's face.
I guess we shouldn't expect anything else from the whores at Fox News,
but just imagine a hard-working ditto-monkey who can't keep up with
the news like you and I can. He hears all this fuss about Lazio getting into
Hillary's face and then he watches Fox Whgore news for the "truth,"
and sees Lazio no closer than four feet from Hillary and says to himself,
"Why do the Democrats lie so much?
...and you know what else?
I watched almost all of the Sunday news shows.
I missed the last two or three weeks in a row, and thought if I'm going to
offer any kind of political analysis I should make the effort to watch those
pitiful excuses for news shows and report on what was said.
First I watched the King of All Cock-Grabbers, Tim the whore.
I didn't learn a goddamn thing.
Then I watched This Whore with Sam and Cockie.
Again, I didn't learn a goddamn thing.
So I watched Face the Whore, with Bob Scheiffer.
Not only did I not learn a goddamn thing, but just before signing off
Bob took a real shitty, unnecessary swipe at NBC for their Olympic coverage.
Why should a CBS show attack
NBC for their Olympic coverage?
If CBS thought they could do a better job, why didn't CBS bid more for them
and show America how a REAL network can do the job better?
Sometimes I think Schieffer is less whore than some, and then he goes
and attacks NBC for their admittedly poor coverage.
So I'm wondering why I even watch those Sunday shows anymore.
If they don't have Carville or Smirk - what's the point?
Another Victory for Democrats
Aryan Nations Property Given Up
By John K. Wiley Associated Press Writer
COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho –– In a blow to hate groups that have made
the Northwest their clubhouse, the founder of the Aryan Nations has
agreed to give up his Idaho compound to satisfy a $6.3 million verdict
against the white supremacist organization.
Richard Butler wanted to avoid the spectacle of sheriff's vans showing
to seize the 20-acre property, lawyers said Friday. He has agreed to hand
over the property no later than Oct. 25.
Under the agreement reached Thursday, Butler must give up the property
and all its contents – Nazi and Confederate flags, Third Reich posters, a
silver bust of Adolf Hitler, stained glass swastikas and contents of a print shop.
Butler, 82, will leave with only his clothing and personal effects.
Richard Cohen, a lawyer with the Southern Poverty Law Center in
Montgomery, Ala., said Butler is not precluded from continuing his
church, the Church of Jesus Christ Christian-Aryan Nations,
which operates on the property.
Butler will deed the property near Hayden Lake to Victoria and Jason
Keenan, who won the jury award earlier this month after they were
attacked outside the sect's compound in 1998.
"The Keenans will be able to do with the property what they want,"
Cohen said Friday.
Butler moved to northern Idaho from California in 1973 to found his sect,
which called for a whites-only homeland in the Northwest. He began
holding an annual event called the Aryan Nations Congress in 1981,
attracting racist and anti-government groups from across the country.
It was not known where Butler will live; no one answered the telephone
Friday at the Aryan Nations. He could move his church elsewhere or he
could concentrate his activities on the Internet, where Aryan Nations
already has a home page.
"I don't know Pastor Butler's plans, but he intends to stay in Idaho and
continue to be pastor of the Church of Jesus Christ-Christian," Steele said.
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