Tally Briggs - Actress at Large
Governor!
Why is that Mickey Mouse glove on your right hand?
Do you think Mickey can help you win Florida that way?
Governor, stop doing that to yourself!!!
Governor, what if the the children see you doing that?
Paul Begala
The Gore campaign has gotten better and better
as this thing has gone on.
I was not impressed with Gore's performance in
the early days of this -- he seemed too stilted
and formal, understandably nervous.
But today Gore was more relaxed, more conversational,
more serene than ever. His aides and advisers
tell me that he's the most calm guy in the room,
and having served with Gore in the White House
I can attest to his calm under fire.
He can be a royal pain when there's not much
going on, but when the fur is flying he's terrific.
He gets like an astronaut or fighter pilot --
the more stress the better.
Think about how he tended to fade every time
he was in the lead in the campaign,
only to rally himself and his troops when he
was behind.
Bush is the opposite.
He's a great frontrunner; back-slapping, wise-cracking,
smooth as silk.
But when he gets behind, he presses.
He's hiding out at the ranch -- and for good
reason.
After Gore made his magnanimous offer to have
a statewide recount, he took three hours and
forty-five minutes to pull himself together (and
to travel from the ranch to the Mansion in Austin).
And after all that time he gave a three-minute
talk that looked more like a hostage video
than a president-to-be.
ha ha
Bush's team has also been hampered and hamstrung
by its own arrogance. Instead of rushing
to call for a recount in counties in which they
were strong, they planned parties, staged silly
White House-wannabe photo ops -- which looked
like the Dulles High School drama club's
staging of "West Wing." Now that the Supreme
Court has taken away their right to party this
weekend, they're behind. And they're not
good at comebacks.
ha ha
Go, Paul!
From: kesty@becon.org
Subject: Dirt coms from dirty people
Gore after Clinton will relay put America on the
map.
One liar after the other will bring you stupid
people what you deserve.
The difference between the democrats and the
republicans clearly indicated on your
bartcop page, which is dirt,smut, and following
your leaders,pure lies.
I wish you a big Cuban cigar ,preferably the
one your fearless leader used in Monica.
I hope
You get what you deserve.
Nick Keszthelyi
We report,
Smirk explains
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http://www.tvdance.com/bush-gore/
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Today's Page Two Girl is an actress
She's not a witch, she doesn't fight vampires and she has no super-powers.
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Tally Briggs - Actress at Large
Tally has agreed to be our eyes and ears in Hollywood.
Contact her at bardgal@yahoo.com
Subject: VCR ALERT/FRIDAY
Friday, November 17, 2000
Ok kids, if you haven't caught the new CBS crime
drama CSI - Crime Scene Investigation,
you are really missing some great television.
This smartly written, brilliantly shot and well acted
drama centers around the Las Vegas Police Department's
Crime Scene Investigations bureau,
which is the second busiest crime lab in America.
With a great ensemble cast headed by William L.
Peterson and Marge Helgenberger,
this team takes on what most crime labs give
up on. With Executive Producer Jerry Bruckheimer's
slick touch at the helm, this show has a rare
polished quality rarely scene on television.
I highly recommend it.
Of course there is The Beatles Revolution on
ABC......
but this looks - well, I don't have that much
time in my schedule.
Also The Reverend Al Sharpton is on Chris Rock
on HBO tonight,
and if it is anything remotely as funny as it
was last week, I'll be in pain.
Will Wanda Sykes still be in front of that map???
Visit Tally's page at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Trailer/8097/
I have more of her stuff, I just needed to get this up before
CSI comes on.
Timely GOP Quotes
"Fuck the Jews. They didn't vote for us"
-- Daddy Bush's Secretary of State, James Baker,
as quoted by Ed Koch in the New York Post,
1992
by Voltai29@geocities.com
a non-whore news service
Editor's note: In my never-ending search for a Republican
to debate,
I invited Paul to pick a subject and wail away.
From: pmjagielski@yahoo.com
Subject: Rebuttal
Bartcop,
Whenever I click on your page IÆm reminded
of the line from the Beatles ôStrawberry Fieldsö:
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding
all you seeà
I think perhaps itÆs time for the Doctor
to up your dosage.
Throwing down the gauntlet - good start.
This entire election debacle being perpetrated
on the American people has been
manufactured by the power hungry Democrats. Your
boy Gore lost fair and square, face it.
What we are witnessing now is the attempted theft
of the Presidency by Al Gore who cares as
much about you and your liberty as he does the
truth. And because the Republicans wonÆt lie down
and let the Gorons march over them, the Democrats
have become a bunch of sniveling crybabies.
Maybe I'm just in a calm mood, but I see it differently.
The number one thing everyone has to remember is the problem is this
is an impossibly-close election.
TIME whore magazine said this race will be decided by one-five thousanth
of one percent.
I admit, I didn't check their math, but I checked the quote - that's
what they said.
If it was 53% to 47%, there's be no talk of chads or absentee ballots.
The problem didn't start with left vs right, but with fractions too
tiny to see.
That's what made every damn ballot priceless.
That's why we need to pick up the ballots that the machine rejected.
Like someone said, how many times have you put a valid bill in a Coke
machine
only to have the Coke machine say, "That's not a valid diollar bill."
We both know it was valid, and that a cashier would accept that bill.
And whatÆs your argument?
ôKatherine Harris is a Republican, ô
you whine.
ôThe Governor is a Republicanö, you
whimper.
ôThere are Republicans making decisions,ö
you moan.
The only way youÆd be happy is if all the
Florida ballots could be loaded in a
U-Haul and driven off to some doublewide in Little
Rock by 500 bloated
New York Democrat lawyers who, in the morning,
emerge to declare a Gore landslide
With Bush's brother running the state, and his co-chair playing referee,
can't you understand why Democrats want a taint-free re-count?
If you check my live coverage of the night, the networks mentioned
that
thousand of Gore votes seemed to go to Buchanan. If Bush wins by 300,
and everyone admits thousands of votes are questionable, can't you
see the
reason why we don't give up so quickly?
You can say, "Picky, picky" but the stakes are high.
The problem for you guys is we are a country of
laws. And that pesky Constitution
thing keeps butting in. Democrats believe laws
donÆt win elections, but millions of
illegal aliens and cigarette smoking homeless
bums do.
I like the Constitution, too, but this has never come up before.
Nothing in the Constitution addresses what we do when a Miami cop is
holding
a box of ballots at a Miami Police evidence room and Bush wins by 300
votes.
How do you see the Constitution settling that score?
Besides, no responsible person in America thinks a winner can be declared
until the 3,000 (approx) mail ballots are opened.
You seem overly certain your guy's victory is in the history books.
You continually defend the indefensible.
The Secretary of State of Florida agrees to follow
the law and sheÆs called a whore and a
big haired bimbo on your pages. What happened to those
values you had in the 60Æs? Remember when
you chanted, ôPower to the Peopleö?
Now itÆs ôPower to the Government,
the people are too stupidö.
Power to the people?
Gore won the popular vote - no dispute about
that.
If I were you, I'd let that argument collect
dust.
Don't hand your opponent any ammunition.
ôYou become what you hateö, was never
truer.
While you were busy patting yourself on the back
for being a caring Democrat, the Democrats
went and changed on you, Bartcop. And they invented
the welfare state, housing projects and handouts,
all so they could have a voter base. And because
you never noticed, youÆre helping usher in a form
a Dictatorship more insidious than Stalinism,
and you donÆt even know it.
Funny you'd use the word "dictator."
If Smirk wins this because Jeb and Katherine the Grate say so,
and the people disagree with Smirk's bed-partners,
I predict the word "dictator" will be in the news a lot.
I could go on, but I doubt you want to waste so
much bandwidth on a guy who doesnÆt march in
lock step with James Carville and Molly Ivins.
IÆd love to write more but I donÆt think you or
your readers have the stomach for it and besides,
I wouldnÆt want to bruise your self-esteem.
Paul Jagielski
West Hartford,CT
Paul, you must keep in mind that, regardless of the electoral college,
more people
voted for Gore, so if anyone is in lockstep with Carville and Ivins
- it's the voters.
I have a feeling our second debate will be hotter than this one.
Mail Bag going Crazy
Some good stuff in there...
Did you see the James Baker press conference last night?
"Governor Bush conducted the original
count, which Governor Bush's
cousin called for Governor Bush
on the Fox Network.
Governor Bush won that count,
fair and square.
Kathleen Harris conducted the
second count, and called it for Governor
Bush, making her co-chairmanship
of thew Bush campaign a success.
Governor Bush won that count,
too, fair and square.
Now, the Democrats want a third
count, conducted by non-Republicans.
It's as though the Democrats
want to keep counting these same ballots
until they get a result they
like. The Democrats think a fair count of the vote
is the greatest thing since night
baseball."
Now, who could argue with that?
The nerve of USA TODAY
Today's headline is, "The Count Goes On."
Are they even coming to work at USA TODAY?
Since the news never changes, why should they bother?
Actually, Mulder has it right - "Trust no one."
TIME Whore Magazine takes on the Pigboy
Pat Buchanan gets the Bat-vote.
Why did the GOP change their tune?
Tom Delay, burning in Hell
From (withheld)
Subject: A story about Florida
I thought you might be interested in what the State of Florida
did to my husband and our family. My husband was a regular
working beat cop
n a major Florida city and wanted to run for a local county seat.
He did his 40 plus hours a week and then started his campaign.
Out of no where (or maybe not) the State of Florida tells him he
has to drop out of the race because he's a cop.
He can either run for the office OR be employed by a sheriffs
office.
I guess the people in the know in Florida were worried that he would
pull people over and say, "Well, I won't give you a ticket if
you vote for me."
No evidence that he did this, but it's still a state law.
They wanted to be sure he didn't misuse his office or state position
for his own personal gain.
Since we, being the true middle class, couldn't afford for him to quit
his cop job and lose all
the benefits, he had to drop out. He was winning surprise, but
a law is a law.
Now we have the whore Mrs. Harris doing worst abuse of power then my
husband ever did
and she's on the clock to boot!! She's getting paid, on taxpayer
and the tourist dollar,
to abuse her position for personal gain. I can't believe this
shit.
Where is the attorney that took down Microsoft?
He must be aware of this crap.
Gale
A working stiff and her family.
Jerry Falwell (R-Drunken
Sex with Mother) sticks his
fat, crooked ass into the Florida mess.
This man isn't a preacher - he's a paid-for whore.
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