Headline:
GORE NOW LEADS BY 539,947 IN THE POPULAR VOTE
...but that idiot Smirk will still lead us into war and recession
like his daddy,
and he'll only appoint judges who will help steal future elections,
too.
When did we lose our country?
Was it in 1994 when the scared-bunny Democrats refused to stand
with Clinton on the Health care proposal?
When the GOP attacked Bill and Hillary saying,
"If they pass this, unqualified black
men will be doing surgery on your children"
(I heard G Gordon Liddy say that myself, so don't write)
so naturally the all-white fascists
beat that drum as loud as they could to scare the racists into
fearing Health Care reform.
"We can't let Clinton fix Health care
- why, it's eating one out of seven dollars.
We can't attack a problem that
big. We should ignore it, instead."
And what did the scared-bunny Democrats do?
They fucking apologized, saying, "We're sorry Clinton
is such a radical man"
instead of saying, "You're goddamn right we need to fix a
system where
they charge $200 for an aspirin, or $500,000 for a heart attack."
That's when Newt took over,
then the cock hunt began,
then Helms, Sentelle and Faircloth hires Hardon Kenny because
the honest
investigators were unable or unwilling to fabricate crimes against
Clinton,
then the Supreme Whores ruled Paula's lawsuit was "a really good idea,"
Reminder: Paula told Joe Conason, "I wanted to settle this
lawsuit, but Susan Carpenter
McWhore and John Whitehead said I shouldn't settle, that it was
better to keep on..."
And the Supreme Court backed Paula and Falwell and Bennett and
the rest,
forcing an end to attorney/client priviledge,
forcing the Secret Service to testify against him,
those partisan liars on the Supreme Court ruled against Clinton
with the same
"we're not playing politics" charade they used against Gore a
month ago.
"Oh, that's TERRIBLE," said non-partisan Judge Sandra Day O'Conner,
former head of the Arozona Republican Party,
when she heard Gore had won Florida on election night.
...allllll because the Democrats didn't have the courage to stand up in 1994.
From: thissteve@yahoo.com
Subject: big day
Frankly, I don't get it. You're going to
break your bank attracting visitors,
and it seems like those visitors will break Perkel's
bank with all their traffic.
Have your other problems gone away or something?
I mean, if all these people are customers for
a business, of course massive advertising works.
But you apparently have nothing more than a potential
spike in contributions.
I don't want bartcop.com to stay small either,
but unless you know something I don't,
I also don't want all those new visitors to come
back next week and find a crashed server.
(You will tell us where the ads are when the time comes, right?)
Steve
Steve,
Everything I've written is true. (At least about this :)
For reasons I don't fully get, Perkel said the costs were killing him
so he has moved bartcop.com "back to the old server."
The new server had advantages, but I don't know what they are.
This means I'm suddenly free to run cartoons again, but for how long?
We're on borrowed time, which might end tomorrow or might end in 2010.
Part of the reason for the "giant flare" would be to attract people
who might
be able to smooth the ride. Maybe I'll get lucky and attract an advertiser
or two
who wants to pay to have their product or website on bartcop.com
Every day we get some mail saying "Just found you!"
We need to get more mail like that.
I think the only way we could have a catastrophe is if the old server
shuts down
on the 19th. If that happens, I'll get out the credit card and buy
enough "traffic"
or whatever it's called to see if there's an "angel" in the newest
mail.
By the way, the site for the "big flare" is Salon.com
We checked everywhere, they had the right combination of good demographics
and price, and they're 20 times bigger than bartcop.com
We'll just pray to Koresh our luck is good..
I know there will be criticism for whichever move I make, so I call
can do is
try to stay afloat and keep pounding on Smirk, Rush and the Cro-Mags.
Too Many Girlie Pictures
From: jasto@erols.com
Subject: Your Site
Hi,
Love your site, it's cathartic.
I may be losing my republican friends because
of my sending them your rants,
but it's so hard to let the election theft go.
I've taken to responding to every store clerk
that says "how are you?" by saying
"I've been in a bad mood since
the supreme court stole the election."
Since I live in a very conservative place, watching
the double takes is fun
- and hopefully I can make it safe for others
to think this!
Laurie
ha ha
Give 'em hell, Laurie!
From: postroad@hotmail.com
Subject: The Ruby Tape
I just read the following (below) but when I went
to find the pages
and sound mentioned, they had been taken away.
Any explanation?
Fred
>I Found It
>Years ago, I claimed I had this tape of Jack Ruby - confessing!
>Last time I saw this tape broadcast was 1978.
>Nobody ever mentions this tape, but it's for real.
>When they do a JFK retro-spective, they NEVER play this clip.
>Why?
>You want to get a copy of this.
>Nobody has this tape.
>If anybody else had a copy of this, you would've heard it by now,
right?
>Nobody can tell you this isn't real because it is real.
>Make a copy, on your hard drive, so it doesn't get lost in the future
Click Here to hear Ruby explain
the conspiracy as an 
Click Here to save it forever on your hard drive as an MP3 (recommended)
I recommend you download this, because at the first hint of "traffic
trouble"
it'll need to come back down - it's a bandwidth hog.
>This is the real Jack Ruby, I've seen the film myself - I have the
tape, saying that
>the real truth will never come out because the people involved are
too high up in government
>and had too much to lose so the truth will remain buried forever.
>Gee, it sounds a lot like the Iran-Contra pardons.
>...and don't even try to tell me this is a fake.
Fred, when the "bankrupt" panic hit, I took down all the sound files.
Sound files are huge.
We are in a temporary reprieve, so I put it back up.
Thanks for asking, I forgot.
Just Fred has really jazzed
up his web site.
What his address?
Great Democrat Quotes
I still maintain that Bush can be brainwashed
with an eyedropper.
-- Sabutai
From: JOgburn710@aol.com
Subject: Why are we such assholes?
Even though I am a conservative I love your site
BC, because even though I
disagree with you on most issues I agree with
you on a more fundamental issue:
most conservatives are retarded assholes.
As a conservative, this troubles me greatly and
even more so, it troubles me
that I cannot comprehend why. Given that
you are an outsider to the conservative
movement, I was wondering if you could help me
answer why conservatism,
a political philosophy which is hundreds
of years old and claims some of history's
great minds (e.g., Alexander Hamilton,
John Adams), is today dominated exclusively
by the memory of a likable simpleton (Reagan)
and a vulgar, draft-dodging,
welfare-receiving college dropout (Rush)?
Why do conservatives lionize a draft-dodging coke
addict (Smirk)?
Why do conservatives obsess in a frightening
manner over the Clintons
(their sex lives, their pasts, their daughter,
etc.)?
Why do conservatives simply repeat the same childish
mantras that Rush
feeds them over and over again (Rule of law,
Algore, Liberals always blah blah)?
Why doesn't Colmes just bring a revolver to work,
take it out during the show
and say to Hannity, "You were right, gun control
sucks. Feel like interrupting anyone?"
Why Bartcop, why?
Why are we such assholes?
Sincerely,
Ike Ogburn, the Self-defeating Conservative
P.S. No, I will not debate you, you lovable
liberal bastard. As you can
tell, I'm too demoralized by this entire Smirk
debacle to debate anyone but
myself, much like Rush, the original master debater.
Ike, I think the GOP is scared.
Like a schoolyard bully who's afraid he won't fit in, Rush collects
the other
scared losers and makes them feel better by attacking the innocent.
And I think if the GOP were to knock of the Clinton cock hunt and their
hatred
for blacks, gays the poor and new ideas, they could build their party
big enough
to win an election honestly.
Thanks for the note.
I know people will think this is a BartCop gag,
but I could read the sincerity in your words.
Behind Colin Powell's Legend:
Part Two
by Robert Parry (one of the best)
Florida Bumpers Stickers
DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR VOTE........
LET KATHERINE HARRIS DO IT FOR YOU
The last time somebody listened to a Bush,
folks wandered in the desert for 40 years
One person, one vote (may not apply in certain states)
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIS DADDY EITHER
IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL YOUR BROTHER COUNTS THE VOTES
Damn! Al's brother wasn't governor of Tennessee
George W. Bush: The President Quayle We Never Had
Bradley vs. McCain: Sounds Better Now, Huh?
Campaign spending: $184,000,000.
Having your little brother rig the election for you: Priceless.
I voted - Didn't matter
My parents retired to Florida and all I got was this lousy President
Nicaragua was only practice. Florida was the real thing
Disney gave us Mickey, Florida gave us Dumbo
I hope Bush wins, that way the loaded gun I'm stroking right now will be legal.
Bush trusts the people, but not if it involves counting.
Don't Blame me - I Voted With the Majority
Hey Greenies!
No difference between
Bush and Gore?
Great Republican Quotes
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed
from time to time
with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-- Tim (Government is the problem) McVeigh's t-shirt,
April 19, 1995
Hey, Tim.
Don't forget the kids in that day care center...
West Wing Moment
buried in some old mail
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It was short, but fiesty.
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