...
...... .......
What is the rich, fat, bald guy's Ultimate Master Plan?
"It's
mine, all mine..."
The bastard,
He's giving the Whore Court Europe, just for going along.
Cock Hunting Clinton-Hater Trial Coming Up
WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) _ A judge Thursday refused to dismiss or delay
a sexual assault case against former Green Bay Packers former-tight
end Mark Chmura.
Chmura"s attorney, Gerald Boyle, had asked for either of the moves because
of what he
termed "prosecutorial misconduct" in the case in which Chmura faces
charges of third-degree
sexual assault and child enticement. Chmura, who refused to accompany
the Packers to the
White House because Clinton is "so immoral," has been accused of raping
a child at a party
at the home of his friend Robert Gessert in April. Chmura later
was thrown off the team
because the Packers don't like perverts any more than you or I do.
The trial is scheduled to begin January 23.
Lightning Could Strike
the GOP Senate
Gail Collins of the New York Whore Times
Click Here it's good stuff.
From the AP wires...
Bush still may give other officials Cabinet-level
status, including the U.S. trade
representative and the ambassador to the United
Nations; he is said to be considering
another Democrat, former Indiana representative
Lee Hamilton, for the U.N. post.
I'll bet Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
will "be so angry, he'll have a baby," as Strokeboy puts it.
Lee Hamilton ran the House investigation that lazily accepted the word
of high-level Reagan staffers
who told him "There's nothing to Iran Contra" and he shut the investigation
down.
Now, he's getting his reward for assisting in the cover-up.
Son of a bitch...
Yesterday, Hannity was buzzing about the massive back-stabbing
DeeDee Myers put on Hillary,
but other matters were pressing and I didn't get to hear it
.
I believe it, because that thankless bitch has been trashing
Bill and Hillary for years.
Why else would the whore media hire George Judas Maximus and
DeeDee Judessa Maximus?
Has anyone heard the details of this latest back-stabbing?
From: ConnieConran1@cs.com
Subject: Your site stinks and should be banned from the internet.
I just wanted to let you know that most Americans find you and your site a disgrace.
Connie Conran
Connie,
1. My site does not stink.
I'm just telling the truth and you must not like
the way the truth smells.
2. I should not be banned from the Internet.
It's the only medium left where you can find the
whore-free truth.
TV and radio have become Smirkified.
3. "most Americans" have not read bartcop.com
4. My site is not a disgrace, unless you have something to hide.
5. You don't get much right, do you?
What does "cs" stand for?
I have a guess...
Is now the time to be very afraid?
Rev. Moon, the Bushes &
Donald Rumsfeld
By Robert Parry of consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Equally unsurprising, former President
George H.W. Bush and his about-to-be-president son
have never explained the family's financial
involvement with Rev. Moon, a messianic leader who
has vowed to build a movement powerful
enough to eliminate all individuality and freedom in
the United States.
Those questions also aren't likely to come
up at the confirmation hearings for Donald Rumsfeld,
who believes that the United States must
now pursue an expensive missile shield to counter
the threat posed by North Korea.
Trust me - read this article.
Robert Parry is the best.
Abraham To Lead Dept. He Wanted
Shut
By NEDRA PICKLER, Associated Press Writer
WASHINGTON (AP) - For years, Sen. Spencer Abraham tried to abolish the
Department of Energy. Tuesday, he accepted President-elect Bush's offer
to lead it.
INEXPERIENCED BUSH NAMES
TEAM OF OLD-TIMERS
By Bill Press
From: efestag@mail.alac.org
Subject: A palindrome
DUBYA WON?
NO WAY, BUD.
MARK CHMURA
(Sung to the tune of "My Sharona" by The Knack)
Ooh, Chmura, you had some fun, a little fun
Now you're gonna do some jail time, Chmura
Ooh, your motor mouth did run, jumped the gun
Tryin' to toe the right wing line, Chmura
Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
Look a little closer, huh, a-will ya, huh?
Hypocrisy's what we despise, Chmura
Look back at his history, and you will see
Attacked our President with lies, Chmura
Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
Where is his apology, apology?
For spreading all that right wing slime, Chmura?
P-p-penitentiary, we foresee
Just stick to football games, do you mind, Chmura?
Guess he couldn't stop, messed it up, such a dirty mind
He tried to rough it up with the young jailbaiting kind
My, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, my, my, whoa!
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
M-m-m-Mark Chmura
(lead guitar solo)
Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!
Ooooooo-ohhh, Mark Chmura!
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From: johnpavlik@stlnet.com
Subject: Fund Raising Idea
Hey Bartcop,
I've got a great money-making idea for you: how
about a Strom Thurmond 50-50 Dead Pool?
For a buck anyone can enter (multiple entries
encouraged) and whoever gets closest to the actual
retirment/resignation/death of the Senator who
was 10 years old when the Titanic sank, gets half the pot,
with the rest going to support Bartcop.com. Variations
could include pools guessing the day of Cheney's
next heart attack, Jesse Helms quits the Senate
to work with the poor in Africa, and when Trent Lott
gets struck by lightning.
No need to thank me, BC, a simple plaque in the lobby of Bartcop Towers would do just fine.
Johnny P.
Hmmm, sounds like gambling.
Don't forget, we're about to have a religiously-insane cock hunter
for AG.
They'd love an excuse to bust me.
Joe Conason vs. John Ashcroft
Excerpt:
Taken with his remarks to the Southern Partisan, it seems to
place this nominee at a point on the American
political spectrum from which no Cabinet member should be chosen,
least of all an Attorney General.
Before he receives a single vote of confirmation from any decent
legislator, Mr. Ashcroft should be required
to explain himselfùnot only by Democrats but by the party
of Lincoln and the President-elect, who has
told us that his own heart is free of the sin of racial hatred.
Great Republican Quotes
"The reason the Democrats don't like
Ashcroft is..."
-- Tony Snow, launching an hour-long
tirade about some guy who killed some people.
Tony, I could've saved you some time with one phrase:
Religiously-insane racist bastard
Read Joe Conason's column about "whites only" Ashcroft, the Lincoln-hater.
Joe uses words so much better than me:
By selecting Mr. Ashcroft to take over
that office, George W. Bush has re-opened
a debate that ought to have been settled
in 1865. There are ample valid reasons to
oppose Mr. Ashcroft, including ... his
consistently poor record on civil liberties.
But Tony Snow thinks an emotional, second-by-second embellishment
of some crime
would do a better job of persuading the less-than-informed ditto-monkey.
From: rick_stump@yahoo.com
Subject: Too much
OK, BC, I've had to make a decision, and I hate the one I have to make.
I've been reading your pages for quite a
while and I've written many times, even getting printed and
praised by you. Very nice. But I just can't
bring myself to read your stuff anymore. You are guilty of
the same hatreds you accuse the right of
and, like you, I hate a hypocrite.
I'll bet you can't back that up.
Your continued attack on all things Catholic is
no different than Bob Jones University, or the
anti-semitic bias of much of the right. If I
were to replace the word 'Catholic' with the word 'Jew' in
your rants you'd think that Pat Puke-cannon wrote
it.
Horseshit.
If the Jews sold their soul, you think I'd be
too shy to say so?
I don't know much about the Jews, but I was raised
by Catholics.
The final straw was the newest rant about annulment.
I know for a fact that you know what an annulment
means within the Church
because we traded emails about it.
Whoa!
What's to know?
Here's what I know: Catholics can't re-marry
unless their spouse is DEAD
or you write the church a big check.
And yet you repeat the same old attacks claiming
the Church is only about money and it can
be bought, etc. If I were to make similar broad
statements about Jews being money hungry,
or Blacks, or Gays, you'd take me to task.
Crazy statement.
First, you can't compare minorities to churches. Blacks and gays aren't
selling tickets to Heaven.
Second, where's your outrage? You're spending
all these words without saying anything.
Instead of saying, "We traded e-mails about it,"
why don't you state your case?
You can't, because you're stuck.
You can't defend their practice, so you attack
me, instead.
At least one of us is crazy, and we're both Catholic
- what are the odds?
And the old "No, I don't hate Catholics I hate hypocrisy" line is as threadbare as George DWI's thinking cap.
Cute line, but what does it mean?
You don't mind the hypocrisy?
You don't mind the Catholics "winking" at Sinatra
and the Kennedys?
Why is that?
A poor man wants to stay in the Church with his
new wife, the Church says no.
A rich man wants to stay in the Church with his
new wife, and they say, "Fine, write us a check."
What's wrong with you that you would endorse
that?
How many times have you published the phrase 'as
stupid as a Catholic', anti-Catholic jokes and slurs
sent in by readers, etc?
I dunno, I'll guess 114.
Hell, you often publish more comments by Catholics
(and spend more time
ridiculing them for disagreeing with you) than
you do comments by Repugnicans.
You don't mean that - you're upset.
People with blind-faith in a corrupt system amaze
me.
If I'm angry that they sell Heaven to the highest
bidder, why aren't you?
I hope you noticed I had the sensitivity and
restraint not to call them whores.
Tell me, what's a good word for a religion that
suspends their rules for money?
I've mentioned this before - until very recently
the vast majority of Catholics were hard-core Democrats
with a solid commitment to social justice and
civil rights. Now most Catholics are still committed to
social justice and civil rights but fewer and
fewer vote Democrat. Why? Probably because they are tired of
being ignored or mocked by the people they would
otherwise support. Before the election I wrote to you
about a study by the University of Michigan that
showed about 2 million Catholics would be more likely
to vote Democrat rather than anything else if
the Democratic part were to simply openly and honestly
discuss issues that are important to Catholics.
Too bad that never happened, huh?
ha ha
So, they voted for the ally of Bob Jones?
Who's mocking the Catholics intelligence level
now?
I have no expectation that you'll change a thing;
its a free country, after all. I assume that you'll keep
mocking Catholics and ignoring the fact that
they should be the natural allies of the Left.
Richard, I give you my word, if they stop selling
access to Heaven to the rich
I won't bring it up again
Oh, and wondering why Democrats keep losing.
ha ha
I cost Gore this election?
You're obviously too angry to think straight.
-Rick Stump
Rick, all those words and you've said nothing.
You insist on occupying the high horse, but you don't address the problem.
You defend a system that sells God's grace to people who don't
deserve it.
Instead of trying to defend the corruption, you attack the guy pointing
it out?
What's wrong with you?
You said you hate hypocrites, remember?
The second last line of my "attack" read:
If you're going to live your life as a Catholic, you should at least
be able to explain why it's OK
for the rich to write the Church a check to pretend that a 20-year
marriage never existed.
The reason you failed to explain is because you can't.
The Catholic Church is for sale.
I call them on it, and you consider that "Catholic-bashing?"
I'm no Bible expert - could you point me to the passage where it says
the rich people don't have to follow the rules?
BartCop's Stock Tips
In 17 days, Clinton will be free of 24/7 prying eyes.
He will be free to pursue his dreams.
Buy Pfizer - they make Viagra.
From: dennis_higgins@hotmail.com
Subject: Norman Mineta
Looks like you've got another Traitor-crat to add to your list.
I was a DNC delegate in LA. One morning
Norman Mineta spoke to our
delegation breakfast. He went on for 10
minutes on what a disaster a
Bush presidency would be.
Now he's sold out.
I knew someone would trade their soul in, lending
legitimacy to Shrub by
sitting in his Cabinet, but I would not have
guessed it would be Mineta.
Have at him, BC.
DH
I've never even heard of the guy.
And after hearing about him, I still haven't heard of the guy.
This is Smirk's idea of having a Democrat in the cabinet?
From: tonycliftonn@yahoo.com
Subject: Ahab the Arab
Here's a nugget for ya:
I have lived in Michigan for the entirety of Spencer Abraham's senate
term.
I didn't know he was "Arab-American" until this morning.
Playing the "diversity card?"
You tell me.
TC
From: isaac3rd@mediaone.net
Subject: Catholics
BC,
The next time someone wants to paint you as a
religious bigot, will you
please point out one fact?
You were raised as a Catholic and went to a Catholic
school. Now it
seems to me that means you've seen it somewhat
from the inside.
Contrast that to people who hate "niggers" who
have never actually known
a black person, but know all about them.
Or the gay-basher who has never actaually personally
known a gay person.
At least not that they were aware of.
Most people who think AIDS victims are being punished
for their sins
probably haven't actually known someone with
AIDS, etc., etc. At least
from what I have personally observed.
But you've been on the "inside" here, so isn't
it possible that you
might have some leg to stand on to have an opinion
on this? If you
didn't tell it the way you see it, you run the
risk of being Ward
Connolly, a black man running around the country
agitating against
affirmative action because he thinks the white
man in this country is
getting the shaft. We both know that he's a whore
who gets support from
the right to help pull their racist crap. And
if you did other than what
you do, well sir, that would make you a whore
too.
Isaac, thanks.
What I'd really like is for a Catholic to answer the question.
Why is it OK to sell God to the highest bidder?
Josh the Hoople
Watching the Orange Bowl, waiting for the fourth quarter "Dennis fumble..."
Isn't it sad that Bobby Bowden broke his glasses and had to wear
his wife's?
You'd think with all his millions, he'd have a second pair.
But the biggest bitch I have is the biased announcers.
Everything Florida State does is "great," even tho they haven't
scored a point.
And everything Oklahoma does is "trying their best against a much
better team."
Hey, I'm not kidding myself, Oklahoma could still lose this by
30,
but the announcers are about as "fair and impartial" as Fox News.
Let's hope the officials don't screw up some major call, giving
the championship
to the state of Florida, of all places, if they don't
deserve it.
Last thing (for now) I never heard of that cowboy who sang the
anthem,
but I don't think he was lip-synching, I think he really sang.
Good for him.
I hope Aerosmith is watching the game.
Orange Bowl Update
Remember the Barry Switzer factor?
Some sports writer asked Barry how he expected
to do against the
powerful "Texas scoring machine," and he
said.
"We may play to a tie."
Puzzled, the reporter asked Barry what he meant by that.
Barry said, "Well, I don't think Texas can
score on the Selmon brothers,
so if we don't score, the worst
Oklahoma can do is a 0-0 tie."
After three quarters,
the powerful "Florida State scoring machine" has a goose egg.
...and then in the middle of the fourth quarter...
Florida State University quarterback
Chris Weinke fumbles the football as he is tackled by
Oklahoma's Rocky Calmus during the fourth
quarter, January 3, 2001 in the Fed Ex Orange Bowl.
The fumble set up the only Sooners touchdown,
with OU beating FSU 13-2 for the championship.
...thanks, Dude.
Read the Previous
Issue
It was an eye-opener.
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