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"The whole aim of practical politics is to
keep the populace alarmed - and hence clamorous
to be led to safety - by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
-- H. L. Mencken
I love war!
"Iraq doesn't choose its path through foreigners and doesn't choose its leaders by decree from Washington,
London or Tel Aviv," it said. "The pathetic Bush was hoping ... to achieve his evil targets without a fight
through that declaration (the ultimatum) which reflects a state of isolation and defeat from which he and
his pathetic allies are suffering from," the statement from the meeting said.
Blair Stakes Premiership on Iraq
Blair is facing the biggest crisis of his six-year rule over his pro-American stand on disarming Iraq and
parliament's vote will expose the size of his gamble and could have lasting repercussions on his premiership.
Three ministers, including Cabinet Minister
Robin Cook, have resigned over Iraq and as many as one in four
members of parliament from Blair's Labour party are expected to vote against him on Tuesday.
Prediction: Bush and his press will portray Blair as a "hero"
for wanting this war, and "because Blair has become
ostracized," the only employment the former PM can get is a pity job with The Carlyle Group where Blair will
get his $50M reward for legitimizing the Bush boy's theft of Iraq's oil. Or they could stage a "car wreck" and
keep the $50M, so watch your back, Tony Blair. And stay out of small planes and Arkansas hotel rooms.
"I have heard it said that Iraq has had not
months but 12 years in which to disarm, and our patience is exhausted.
Yet it is over 30 years since resolution 242 called on Israel to withdraw from the occupied territories. We do not
express the same impatience with the persis tent refusal of Israel to comply. What has come to trouble me most
over past weeks is the suspicion that if the hanging chads in Florida had gone the other way and Al Gore had
been elected, we would not now be about to commit British troops to action in Iraq."
--Robin Cook, Why I had to leave [Blair's] cabinet
What does he mean?
Louis Jones, 53, died by injection at the U.S. Penitentiary near Terre Haute after
Bush the U.S. Supreme Court refused his two final requests that they intervene.
Jones, who had no previous criminal record,
admitted kidnapping Tracie McBride, 19,
from a Texas Air Force base, raping her and beating her to death with a tire iron.
His attorneys said exposure to Iraqi nerve
gas caused severe brain damage that led him to kill.
The issue was not raised at Jones' trial because he became aware of the exposure only afterward.
...another victim of Bush 41's bungling in 1990?
10,000 men have been affected by Gulf War Syndrome.
How many more will be affected starting Wednesday night?
We don't know what GWS does, but we still murder those affected
And he couldn't use that as his defense because the Army is covering their tracks?
When Clinton tried to hide Monica, they said we had a right
When the Pentagon hides what they know of GWS, we don't have a right to know?
We execute those who put their lives on the line for their country, because they didn't
have enough political clout to pry the truth out of the Pentagon's stonewalling?
Oh well, ...who wants pie?
When I first read that headline, I thought they might've shot a war time deserter, then I remembered:
They don't shoot war time deserters anymore - they illegally appoint them president.
In 1991, remember how the Bush administration told us the evil Iraqis were dumping
babies out of their incubators and taking the machines back to Baghdad?
That never happened.
It was just part of the giant lie package manufactured by the
Bush administration to
justify kicking Saddam's ass for doing something after Saddam got permission
from George Herbert Herbert Bush to invade Kuwait.
We need to expect another lie package from this illegal Bush administration.
They will fabricate whatever stories are necessary to make
Saddam more dangerous
and make Governor Weak and Stupid look like some kind of damn war hero.
Excuse me while I vomit?
Meanwhile, Bush's Frankenstein - Osama - is still out their plotting,
knowing all he has to do to carry out
another successful attack on America is to outwit the stupidest man in American political history.
Instead of protecting America, Bush is using his stolen power to enrich his family so the stranglehold
they have with oil and gold can be extended to other commodities like fresh drinking water.
You think paying Enron $1200 a month to heat your home is gouging?
Wait until B.F.E.E. fresh water hits $25 a gallon.
We own that water, not you!
"When the economy was healthy, Bush said we
needed a tax cut for the rich to keep it healthy.
When the economy soured under his watch, he said we needed a tax cut for the wealthy to pull it
out of the doldrums. When that didn't work, he said we needed another tax cut for the fat cats for
long-term growth. But, those people making peanuts who voted for him still think he's talking about them...."
--punpirate, Character is Fate, democraticunderground.com, 03/15/03
Bart, you have lost all credibility
"Our government has kept us in a perpetual
state of fear... kept us in a continuous
stampede of patriotic fervor... with the cry of grave national emergency. Always there
has been some terrible evil at home or some monstrous foreign power that was going
to gobble us up if we did not blindly rally behind it..."
-- General Douglas MacArthur (1957) who never even met Smirky MvWarhardon
I hate it when I'm right about the BFEE
Leveraged Buyouts: Embracing Barbarians at the Gate
Beaten-up companies looking to go private are seeking buyout firms
The buyout kings are back. Not since the 1980s have the pickings been so rich for leveraged buyout firms
like KKR in the high-profit, high-risk business of buying, fixing, and reselling companies. Sidelined throughout
much of the late 1990s, when merger mania pushed asset prices out of sight, they are now picking up businesses
at bargain prices as companies shed what they couldn't digest. Flush with more than $100 billion raised from the
likes of pension funds, they're emerging as a powerful force in a new wave of restructuring.
Pension funds, my ass.
These vultures are using our stolen Social Security money, given to them by Bush to buy once-profitable companies
so they can lay off the workers and chop up the assets. This is Bush's reverse Robin Hood trickle down horseshit.
YOUR kids (I have none) are financing these trillionaires and
their buying sprees. Who do we blame for this?
We can't blame the GOP - that's be like blaming a coyote for wanting to eat a rabbit.
We blame the Democrats who continue to draw paychecks while rubber-stamping Bush's bad ideas.
Dubya's a good man, a fair man
and he's my president and I stand
behind him like Tony Blair.
CNN is so behind Bush's fake war
In just the space of a few minutes this morning, they had on some
bimbo to explain that
even if gas goes to $5 a gallon, we pay almost that much for orange juice and bottled water
and a whole list of other liquid products, so why can't we just bend over and let Enron and
Bush's other oil buddies ream us to death?
Then that Jack-off co-anchor with Paula Von Zahn expressed his
deeply held feelings
that Sunday's Oscar winners should not use their time onstage to express their views about
the B.F.E.E. leading our men to die in the desert to make Bush and his family more rich.
Then they went to London for some idiot who wrote the book "Saddam
- Evil Menace,"
so he could list the ways that Saddam makes Hitler and Ghengis Khan look like third graders.
You see, this is the "Clinton News Network," where it's all ultra-liberal
spin all the time.
Nevermind that Karl Rove is writing their scripts.
This is just like the religious scams we have in America.
If there was no devil, there'd be no reason to give the church money, right?
If there was no hell, the religious charlatans would have to get jobs and actually work.
If there's no liberal press, there's no reason to listen to Rush or the FOX Whores, right?
...and then how would they make their mega-millions of dollars each month?
BTW, I hope you say my good friend Eric Alterman on Jon
Stewart last night.
he explained it in his book, "What Liberal Media?"
Click to Order
It probably reads a lot like bartcop.com but
Eric has at least 100 IQ points on me,
so pick up a copy - and when that ditto-monkey at works starts spouting Rush lies,
kick him in the groin with some of the facts in this book that everyone should own.
"Iraq probably has no weapons of mass destruction
- namely, a credible device capable of
being delivered against strategic city targets. It probably does still have biological toxins and
battlefield chemical munitions. But it has had them since the 1980s when the US sold Saddam
the anthrax agents and the then British government built his chemical and munitions factories."
--Robin Cook, Why I had to leave [Blair's] cabinet
Yura Dope - contact sgorney - he lost your address
"What has happened to America? How has it regressed
beyond recognition? More and more, it looks as if
our nation is taking a giant leap backwards in terms of leadership, the media and the quality of our national
debate...media personalities and government spokesman are becoming increasingly hostile as they propel us
towards war -- especially in their attempts to squelch dissent. "
--Maureen Farrell, democraticunderground.com, 03/15/03
Bush insults our friends
Is it me, or did Bush pretty much flat-out
call France a bunch of pansies last night?
Is there really a need for this?
"...some permanent members of the Security Council
have publicly announced that they
will veto any resolution that compels the disarmament of Iraq. These governments share
our assessment of the danger, but not our resolve to meet it."
And then to claim that they agree with us,
but just don't have our cojones.
What a lying, grandstanding buffoon.
jaQ, that's what liars do - they lie.
Bush tried to pretend that every nation on Earth agreed with him
but those wacky French were all alone, and just too insane to listen to reason like everyone else.
In truth, our allies are Blair (not Britian) and the two unknowns
from Spain and Portugal,
and somebody said Japan was with Smirk, but that's not their choice considering the nukes
that North Korea is pointing at Tokyo. Japan would ally themselves with the Ebola virus if
they thought it would protect them from North Korea launching a missle at them.
A majority of Americans support Bush because they're uneducated
due to a press that's owned
by the B.F.E.E.. Alterman said last night on Jon Stewart that 70 percent of America believes
Saddam was behind 9-11 and sixty something percent think the 9-11 pilots were Iraqi - this is
due to Bush's insatiable lust for oil and our non-free press.
Bush hasn't mentioned bin Laden in over a year, so people think
he's dead, and I'll bet at dinner
Dim Son tells Pickles, "Saddam is evil, pass the biscuits, please."
Wait, how can they be "true Americans"
if they believe in that 'free speech' crap?
"All of us need to step back and try to figure
out how to make the U.N. work better.
Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will
need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get its legs, legs of responsibility back."
--Dubya, Azores, Mar. 16, 2003
Saddam: So, ...what did the Yankee mongrel dog say this time?
Iraqi Translator: I don't know - it didn't make any sense.
Saddam: Tell me, or I will kill you, rape your wife and feed your children to my Dobermans!
Iraqi Translator: I don't know - he said something about the UN having its legs amputated and replaced.
Saddam: You're right, that makes no sense. But what did he mean to say?
Iraqi Translator: Nobody knows, even the people of Texas don't know what he's trying to say.
Saddam: OK, bring his wife and children to me!
Iraqi Translator: But it's not my fault - he talks like a drunken child having a nightmare!
Saddam: Hand me my gun - You are a bad translator - BLAM!
Michael Dare & Disinfotainment Today
Tom Dreesen hosts Dave
The Sydney Opera House got tagged
Oscar Baskets worth $20,000
Mark Knopfler broke 6 ribs
Sopranos back in production?
Liza & David postponed their anniversary party
And, archaelologists in Virginia City (NV)
"Mankind must put an end to war, or war will
put an end to mankind."
-- JFK who was murdered by people who oppose Democrats
Idiot Prince Will Have His War
by Stan Goff
The Bush regime seems to have a clear understanding of what desperate straits they were in
well before 9-11. The empire is in decline, and this means Americans will have to reconcile
themselves to a new world in which their profligate lifestyle becomes a thing of the past.
Americans do not understand that this is an irremediable situation. That is why we are
witnessing the beginning of what is possibly the most dangerous period in human history.
If the administration decides miraculously
in the next few days not to invade, the most unthinkable
risks will recede significantly. But this Junta has repeatedly displayed a reckless adventurist streak
that alarms even their own political allies, and it appears that the hotter heads will prevail.
This is for radio bits, sound bites, parody songs -etc.
I had to lose that Yahoo box (email@example.com) because
they have a 10 meg limit and sound files eat space like Limba in his prime.
We need pretty much everything - if it's short and funny - send
We need bumper music, sound effects, animal noises - anything that can be
used to ridicule the savage pigs who have illegally taken over our country.
MP3s are better than wav files because they take 10 percent of the space.
This isn't America's war.
This isn't Washington's war.
This is George W Bush's war - he is responsible.
When the body bags start to return from the Gulf, don't believe
the networks when
they say "America lost her soldiers," because that's not what happened.
Bush got those men killed, not "America," and not "Washington."
To even suggest Bush is in the right on this issue you have to
The appeasers tricked France into saying no to Bush's war.
The appeasers tricked Germany into saying no to Bush's war.
The appeasers tricked Russia into saying no to Bush's war.
The appeasers tricked China into saying no to Bush's war.
The appeasers tricked 9/10 of the world's nations into saying no to Bush's war.
...but the dim-witted Bush boy, the never-elected pawn of big
oil who holds the western hemisphere
record for state sanctioned murders, the small-minded child who giggled at Karla Faye Tucker's pleas
to stay alive, the non-curious "C" student who smirked when he said all three of James Byrd's
murderers would pay with their lives, when only two faced the death penalty...
THIS is the guy who saw what the elected leaders of other nations were blind to?
The never-elected Oil man wanted this war beyond all reason.
China warned Bush not to go.
Russia warned Bush not to go.
France warned Bush not to go.
Germany warned Bush not to go.
The spoiled little boy who never worked a day in his sheltered,
has decided he wants his oil war sooner rather than later - so we're going to war.
"It is not only the evil ones who can be found
in the unconscious, if one looks.
The quiet people who do not kill each other are there, too."
--Ursula K. LeGuin, who probably never even met the Governor
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"War today is smells ... smells of chemicals
being dropped from the sky to set houses on fire. Smells from burning oil
Smells of roasting human flesh. War today is noises. War is the noise the bomb makes when it drops. Thick, heavy noise.
Then the noise when the glass breaks and the walls crumble. Then the noise of silence. That silence which holds all eternity
in its grasp for a split second, and then lets go, quickly. More than anything else war today is the noise people make. Hopeless,
scared, soul-seared people. When the split second of silence is over they scream and moan, or just whimper. You can forget
what you see. And what you smell. But you can never forget noises..."
-- Robert St. John's 1942 book, From the Land of Silent People, Randolph T. Holhut, american-reporter.com
Please find enclosed a small amount of money
for BartCop Radio.
I wish I could send more, I'm just low right now. here's what I did,
and I hope you will suggest this to your loyal readers:
1. Go to your change jar and put it all
in a plastic bag.
2. Take the change to the bank and exchange it for bills.
3. Send the bills to bartcop.com PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155
This is my small, small part in fighting
encroaching fascism in this world.
Now, if many, many Bartcoppers would do that, I bet you could fund
BartCop Radio on a continuing basis. And Bartcopppers wouldn't feel a thing.
Please withhold ny name.
That word never meant more than it does today.
BartCop Manor is under construction.
I realize you haven't been to BartCop Manor, but this construction
First, there's no room at all in the house - only paths from room to room.
You can't put a pizza down anywhere, we're that cramped for space.
To get room for the studio, we had to drag stuff into the halls,
then buy, transport,
assemble and set up two sets of shelves to house "stuff." That created enough room
to enable us to go buy three more shelves today. Once they are purchased, transported,
assembled and set up, it will create enough room for the tables and mixing board and VCRs
and tape decks and CD players and stuff to create the necessary noise.
We're building the BartCop Studio from the ground up.
Remember, I'm counting on you to send me sound files.
This is a little premature, but it's something to be thinking about.
My plan is to tape the vulgar Pigboy AM, O'Reilly and Hannity TV and now and then
we'll grab some Laura the Unloved AM idiocy just for something to laugh at.
This is what I need from you, and this is
easy: Everything will be taped on VCRs
which have time stamps. If you hear Rush, O'Reilly, Hannity or Laura say something
extra stoopid, or something that we can have great fun with, look at your clock.
Then write to me and say, "Bart, 22 minutes
into Rush's second hour, he got nailed
by some guy named Bernie in Oregon who said 'Mega-BartCop dittoes, Pigboy!' "
Then I can go to my tape, fast-forward to
1 hour and 22 minutes, locate the sound bite
and convert it into an MP3 which we can use until the mountains fall into the sea.
How cool is this?
So any Nazi shit the four of them spew from now on will be archived forever.
We'll have their exact quotes, in their own voices - and you know what would be the greatest
thing that could ever happen? If one of the four wrote me some candy-ass legal letter demanding
that I stop ridiculing the crap they spread every day.
I'd like to see them try.
By Koresh, I'll have my good friend Tommy Mack go to the Spy Store in LA and I'll wear
a hidden mic and camera when they take me to trial and we'll simulcast that mother-effer.
As always, I will pay their filing fee and represent myself while sipping Chinaco Anejo tequila.
They wouldn't DARE try to take me
So, this would take very, very little time
and effort on your part. When they say something stupid,
just glance at the clock and send me an e-mail and we'll be so incredibly mean to them that next time
they start to spew some horseshit, they might think, "I'll bet that BartCop fella will play this
on his radio show tomorrow, so I better ease back on the Nazi hate a little."
In closing, while we dismantle and rebuild
the current cockpit, I'm on a slow and clumsy laptop
with a 56K modem. Have patience this week, is busy being born.
It's getting closer and closer...
Isn't it exciting?
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"The hatred for Bush amongst Democrats in this
country is so real that,
if given the chance, it would manifest itself in the ultimate harm to this country.”
--Rush the vulgar Pigboy
No telling what the stroke-addled caveman
is hinting at, but it might be assassination.
Let me remind you, Rush, that your side hasn't taken a hit since Lincoln, and they shot
him for considering the negro a human being.
No, it's our side that keeps getting murdered by your side.
JFK, Ghandi, Lennon, RFK, Wellstone, MLK
and on and on.
That's what your side did to our side.
Go to hell, Rush.
We fight (sometimes) with ideas and words.
Your side uses bullets, bombs and ammonium nitrate.
Subject: the Pope
I'm wishing the Pope would fly to Bagdad and dare George to attack.
Tom, you just killed the Pope.
Nothing can stop the small minded fool running the world's
Like the House impeachment managers, who would abandon their kids in a burning car
to run and vote against Clinton, nothing can stop Bush from getting thsoe Iraqi oil fields.
The Democrats are too afraid of angering Mr Rove, the press and
the courts are owned by
the B.F.E.E., so our only chance of stopping the madman is patriotic senior Republicans.
If a group of 20 senior Republicans, people like Howard Baker and Gerald Ford and
Alan Simpson and Ralston Purina others outside the BFEE held a press conference and
said, "this madness must stop," the press just might cover that - without it, we're lost.
"Operation Enduring Handjob" is about to enter it's bloody, mega-profits phase.
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