Excerpt:
Washington will seek U.N. help on Monday
in salvaging plans for a handover
of power to a provisional Iraqi government,
a day after a huge Baghdad bomb
attack highlighted the frailty of the U.S.
hold on the country.
Kofi Annan, still sensitive to the August
attack on U.N. headquarters in Baghdad
that killed 22 people, is wary of endorsing
a process he had no role in formulating.
Bush told the
United nations (and every member) to "Go
fuck yourself" because
his oil hardon was more important than
world opinion. But the main reason he's
wanting to serve this frozen turkey is
because he can't campaign while men are dying.
I guess the war "running long" has inconvenienced
his run at the White House.
When will an elected Democrat or member
of the press
hold him accountable
for the deadly
lies that have killed so
many hundreds of brave soldiers?
..
I'm
gonna get away with it.
I
always
get away with it.
Michael Moore Questions Bush Guard Service
Excerpt:
Wesley Clark suggested that questions remain
about Bush's Vietnam-era service,
but he stopped short of endorsing a comment
by Michael Moore that Bush was "a deserter."
Moore introduced Clark at a campaign rally
here Saturday by saying he looked forward
to debates between Clark, if he wins the
Democratic nomination, and Bush.
"I want to see that debate: the general versus
the deserter," Moore said to
enthusiastic applause at a packed rally,
reiterating a line he uses frequently.
ha ha
Me, too.
Clark should ask Bush how many bullets he
took defending Mexican brothels
while he was high on cocaine and drunk
on Jim Beam.
Subject: Who I'm voting for
Bart,
For once my IQ of 67 trumped your IQ of
69.
I was on a rant about Wesley Clark waaay
back last summer. Right?
Anyway...
There are so many reasons that Wes Clark
should be the Democratic contender.
But too often the primary reason is lost
in all the other reasons.
Therefore I won't be my usual verbose self.
I will just stick to the main reason that
I want to vote for Wesley Clark.
He's the only bullet proof Democrat that
Karl Rove, Tom Delay, Mark Rancidcot,
Ralph Reed, The GOP Nazi army and media
whores will NOT be able to pick off
with cheap shots, lies and fabrications.
Plus Monkey Boy will look and sound extremely
stupider than usual, standing next to Clark at any debate.
Clark WILL win in 2004 if the Democrats
can unite which is probably like herding cats.
rds
US
stars hail Iraq war whistleblower
Excerpt:
GCHQ worker Katharine Gun faces jail for
exposing American corruption
in the run-up to war on Saddam. Now her
celebrity supporters insist it is
Bush and Blair who should be in the dock.
Martin Bright reports.
Gun appears in court tomorrow accused of
breaching the Official Secrets Act
by allegedly leaking details of a secret
US 'dirty tricks' operation to spy on
UN Security Council members in the run-up
to war in Iraq last year.
If found guilty, she faces two years in
prison..
The B.F.E.E. has to have secrecy or people might be outraged
by their abuses.
When they spy on diplomats, they always have a good reason
- like making more money.
Just one reason...
This isn't the reason I think Clark has the best shot at red-assing the Illegal Monkey, it's just one of many.
Subject: Eddie
Hey Bart,
Your SOTU sign contest reminds me of one of my technology fantasies:
By way of explanation, you know how modern
TV superimposes the yellow line on the football field
to mark the distance to the next first
down? The camera can pan up and down the field, but a computer
inserts the yellow line in the image and
keeps it at the appropriate place, creating the illusion that the line
is painted on the grass. My fantasy is
that some genius computer hacker (preferably a 14-year old, just to
maximize the embarrassing nature of the
security breach) will access a major network feed and superimpose
a big, yellow "LIAR" on Shrub's forehead
during the SOTU that would stay with his head movements like
a tattoo, and for the duration of the national
broadcast.
ha ha
Much better than a sign taped to my TV that only I can see.
By the way, we met at the last Vegas pokerfest.
I live in Vegas, and I don't gamble. I won't be attending the
forthcoming event, at your request. I don't
bet what I can't afford to lose, and I am a pessimist by nature;
my presence would be as a mere looky-loo,
which you have declared unwelcome, so I'll stay away.
Have a good time.
Wishing I were that hacker,
Yer Pal Lance
Lance, the casino makes almost no money from this, which is the
biggest reason we don't want a crowd.
A second reason was to get the fence-sitters to join the game.
If you don't have $50 to invest in an afternoon/evening with
Bartfesters, I understand, but as a rule,
$50 is cheaper than taking the wife and kids to the movie, and
it's the most you can lose.
I played 25 cent poker back in college where people lost over
$100 - this isn't like that.
With everyone's prmission, we're doing a multi-tiered winner
system this time, so you'd
have a 50-50 chance of leaving "in the money."
But if Bush's economy has totally devastated your financially
or
you hate poker,
I can understand your reluctance to "gamble."
After all, it would keep you out of Baseball's oh-so-precious and super-snooty GOP Hall of Fame.
Waldman:
Press Gives Bush a Free Ride
Gee, ...ya think?
Excerpt:
"Going against the mood" is something reporters
are afraid to do, he said. "I do think they fell down on this one,"
Waldman said about the performance of the
press during 9/11 and the war on Iraq. "Reporters could've done
a much better job asking, 'What is it they're
trying to say and where's the proof?'"
"I'm not trying to bash the press but what
looks like objectivity is giving Bush the path to lie.'"
Asking question is too much work for the press.
There's no reason to wortk when parroting Karl Rove is so much
easier.
Besides, asking questions might cost these sluts a nickname from
the unelected moron.
Subject: BartCop the Brave
Sam, I just want to express to you how very
much I respect and admire Bartcop.
WHAT a genius. No, really.
Anyone who spews venom and profanity with
every sentence is a TRUE "intellectual."
How very "enlightening" hatred is.
Hate Bush, the Nazi. Hate Neocons. Hate right wingers.
Hate and despise greedy capitalist Repugnicans.
It's all so very intelligent and informative.
No WONDER Bartcop didn't want to debate
me even after he issued the challenge and invitation.
Like the eternal gentleman Bartcop is,
he even allowed me to select the topic. And I did.
The topic was Bartcop's insatiable appetite
for profanity, and hate, and bile, and venom.
His insides must be one giant spleen, for
he vents it so VERY much - unlike almost anyone
in the history of the world. Bartcop
dropped out of the chat room when I insisted on debating
his hatefulness and profanity. He
had not a word of defense for his psychotic rants.
Not a word. My, how brave of him.
DO give Bartcop my warmest personal regards, won't you?
He's SUCH a brave, and "intellectual" soul.
SpiderMBA
Hmmm... I am mostly unfamiliar with this Spider person.
I've seen the name, so maybe he's a previous victim, but that's
just a guess.
I didn't "drop out" of a chat room when he "insisted" on debating.
I constantly have to reboot, which could explain my leaving
a chat room,
but I'll drink Cuervo before I'll duck a debate with a ditto-monkey
like this spider person.
He so very badly wanted his challenged noticed, he sent copies
to Project 60,
Marty at E!, Slabby, the Sports and Stocks guys,
and Sam, as tho he was revealing
to them that I was afraid to face this monkey.
Hey Spider, I made Nixon's lawyer eat it nine years ago.
Your bad-ass self hardly has me quaking in my boots..
Who knows, maybe Spiderboy has a boot-in-the-ass-fetish, but his
timing is very bad.
Tonight we have the Iowa results, tomorrow the Chimp sells his
Fate of the Union disaster,
and Wednesday I'm traveling with the laptop...
butt...
A week from tonight, Monday the 27th, I would very much enjoy a boot insertion.
Let's set up a few ground rules:
You bring the
fight to me. Since I don't know you, I don't have a debate
agenda.
Let's not set this up only to have you say,
"So,
what chu wanna debate about?"
You have to know that Bush pardoned
Reagan's cabinet after losing the 1992 election.
I can fight clean or dirty,
but let's start out clean.
I'll see you in the chat room
next Monday at 9 PM CST.
Be ready, bring a cut man and start with your
best stuff - I'm a busy man.
We'll get a private room and record the slaughter
debate for next Tuesday's page.
Somebody remind me - this boy might declare "victory" if I forget.
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