Old time readers know I've been doing "commercials" for The South's Finest Chocolate factory for years and years.

 My search engine isn't too good, it only found six mentions for South's Finest, but there are more.
 I've been trying to land the South's Finest "account" for the longest time.
 

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 152

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 187

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 191

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 230

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 250

 Click  Here  to see what was written about this chocolate back in Volume 304

 
 There's some comedy in those six examples, but if you want to save time, consider this:
 The South's Finest Chocolate is the Chinaco of great chocolates.
 I don't know if higher praise can be given.

 I also said:

 After I mentioned The South's Finest, they sent me e-mail, saying they were fans of  bartcop.com
 Don't buy this chocolate because they're liberals.
 Don't buy this chocolate because they like Ol' BartCop.
 Buy this chocolate because it's the best there is.
 I'd buy THIS chocolate from Kenneth Starr, and I'd TIP his Nazi ass.

 So, you know this is great, great chocolate.

 As with all  bartcop.com  advertisers, I recommend you give them a try.
 One thing, because it's summer, call them with your order so they can discuss the shipping situation.
 
 I ordered three boxes, and they arrived today in perfect condition, no melting.
 Along with the chocolate was a wholesale-sized check for running banners on  bartcop.com
 The South's Finest Chocolate Factory is our first major account, and I couldn't be more proud
 to recommend this product to you because I've been eating this chocolate for over 40 years.

 If you were with us last summer, the owner of The South's Finest Chocolate Factory
 sent us a report from the Democratic Convention in Los Angeles.
 If that ain't good people, what is?

 They have all kinds of chocolate and candy stuff.
 They even have a candy cane basket that'd be great at Christmas.

 
 
 They have all kinds of cool chocolate stuff!
 So click on their banner and take their "tour."

 My personal favorite is the "Breakup" milk chocolate.
 It's plain, old milk chocolate, no nuts, no rice, no nuggat, no caramel - just pure chocolate.
 You know how I like my delicacies pure...
 I don't think it's even on their menu, you have to ask for it.

 Ellis, the owner, says everybody likes their fancy chocolate more than the plain Breakup.

  Sidebar:
 When I was five years old, I remember getting some of this luxury milk chocolate,
 a handful of Indian Brand pumpkin seeds (extra salty) and a Coke and a comic book
 and having the time of my life. (This was before sex, tequila, Vegas and music.)
 
 The chocolate was so sweet and perfect, then I'd follow it with a salty pumpkin seed,
 then chase that with a swig of Coke reading about Batman kicking the Joker's ass.
 I think I'll try that again today, but this time with Chinaco instead of Coke.
 (And in two weeks, I can try some Bixby corn with it, too.)

 It's always fun to watch someone try that Breakup chocolate for the first time.
 When you eat a piece, you think, "Yeah, that's good chocolate."
 But when you're done, the aftertaste is spectacular.
 That's what makes it the best.

 So give their chocolate products a try.
 If you don't agree it's the best ever, see your doctor.
 I'm real happy to run their banner on this site because it's a great, great product.
 
 
 

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