From: naserian
Greetings Bartcop.
I remember you.
You're that guy who's stuck on Somalia.
You write once or twice a year to "call me out"
on my Somalia comments.
I learned looooong ago that arguing
with somebody about the Middle East
is about as useless as Dubya trying to milk a
horse's penis on his "media ranch",
...and why did Pickles say that last week, anyway?
I have never forgotten a paragraph you once wrote.
> Sidebar:
> As long as we have so many of our special
ops boys in the Middle East, don't we still owe Somalia
> a super-severe ass-whopping from that ugly
shit in 1993? I think as long as we're in the area anyway,
> we should drop in on those bahat chewers
with a dozen rolls of duct tape, a blow torch and a pair
> of needle-nosed pliers and explain to each
one of those sons of dogs the precise cost of dragging
> the bodies of our brave soldiers thru the
streets. There's a score that needs to be settled.
> ...that is, if it's OK with the Naderites
and the doves... http://www.bartcop.com/trip101a.htm
...and?
...were you attempting to make a point?
Assuming the quote is accurate, sounds to me like you're accusing me
of things that I've said.
I can only guess that you want me to be a less
aggressive, pink tutu Democrat.
Did you see "surrender monkey" on my resume?
I can only assume that you want me to lay down
and play the poor, whipped dog when attacked.
I can only figure you to be a card-carrying dove
who keeps undated surrender documents with you
...in case some surrendering needs to be done,
it would save you a trip to the office supply store.
If you weren't stuck in Middle East hell,
if you hadn't lost your ability to reason,
if you weren't handicapped by whatever
religious/geographical blinders you're wearing,
you might see the logic of my position.
Since that can't happen, I'll explain to the others.
[For this to work, you have to forget what we know now but didn't know then.]
After losing the 1992 elections, Bush the Smarter
sent soldiers to Somalia with food.
The "bad guys" started stealing the food and
the people continued to starve. Our troops
got more agressive guarding the food dispensation,
things escalated, and we lost 18 men.
So we were trying to feed the starving and we
lost 18 men for doing that good dead.
I think those people who murdered our 18 for
feeding the poor should have to pay a price
Obviously you think the murderers should not
be punished for their crimes.
That, in my head, makes you a Dove and it makes
people like you unelectable.
And I have never forgotten that you said to me.
> You're a dove who can't process information
accurately in your anti-American brain.
> If you have clear and convincing evidence
of our boys committing cold-blooded murders
> of innocent people, why don't you publish
it or shut the hell up?
> http://www.bartcop.com/bahat.htm
Dude, I assume, you're copying alledged quotes of mine and saying, "Well...?"
I said what I said.
If I'm wrong, f-ing show me.
I'm I'm right, what is your malfunction?
Notice the quotes are out of context.
Maybe you had to edit it that way, due to length,
but just guessing, you accuse our solders of cold-blooded
murder without evidence and if I demand foundation
of your accusations - is that so wrong? (Bronx
accent)
And I know that you,
like your president,
are not man enough to ever
admit having erred.
Dude, show me an error I made and I just might
admit to it.
So far, you're not liking my idea of justice
for the murdering scumbags, whom we
NOW KNOW were Al Qaeda types - and you want them
protected from American justice, right?
Shame on you.
If we were opponents in some election, and you pulled his kind of crap,
do you have any idea how badly and how publicly you'd have to eat this?
My opinion is that we don't retreat
My opinion is we track down those Al Qaeda bastards
and deliver their 72 virgins.
So I will not trouble about the scandal of Abu Ghraib, nor even mention the Geneva Conventions.
ha ha
Trying to hang Abu Graib and the Geneva Conventions
on me?
Yeah, *I* ordered Lynndie England to point
at the naked man-pile.
*I* ordered the soldiers to ignore the
Geneva Conventions.
Dude, you fucked up.
You just lost credibility with the honest doves.
Accusing me of being Bush's twin was a mistake.
You once a expressed a wish:
> To the sons of dogs who dragged the headless
bodies of our heroes thru the streets, I say this:
> I would execute you my own goddamn self
if I was there. I would not spend the time on the duct tape
> and the pliers, (which is a Pulp Fiction
joke, by the way). I would quickly do the job and then I would
> return to BartCop Manor and enjoy my luxury
tequila.
> http://www.bartcop.com/bahat.htm
It would appear that your wish has now been granted.
Well, at least you had the integrity to include
the PF joke reference.
Besides, duct tape and pliers would take too
long.
May 5, 2005 11:35 PM
HARGEISA, Somalia (Reuters) - U.S. Marines landed
in Somalia in one of their most
visible hunts for militants in the country since
they set up a Horn of Africa counter terrorism
force in 2002, Somali officials said on Thursday.
http://www.swissinfo.org/sen/swissinfo.html?siteSect=143&sid=5757025&cKey=1115328921000
Enjoy.
Naserian
Suck.
BartCop
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9704/17/belgium.somalia/#1
http://www.bartcop.com/chinaco-shot-tim.jpg
I doubt the Bloody Monkey sent troops to Somalia to "get even" for the
18.
More likely, a Chevron satellite spotted some oil there, so Bush is
stealing it.
Y'know, even my stalkers can tell the difference between Bush and me.
What's your problem?
For years, you've had a problem with my Somalian Revenge Plan.
But what is your solution?
If I murdered a pizza delivery boy, you'd want me punished, right?
Why let the bahat-chewing Al Qaeda monsters get away with it?
...or is this WHOLE THING about me calling them "bahat-chewers?"
