From Volume 104 - Promise Keepers - Losers, Weepers


"...Rush, you're the greatest man who ever lived.
  You're the smartest, most humble and great man who/"

...this is Sally Airhead, live in the KRMG newsroom.
We interrupt the Rush Limba show for a live, breaking story.
We go now to Sam Donaldson at the ABC news desk in New York for a live bulletin
concerning the mystery witness in the fatal car crash that killed Princess Diana.

Come in, Sam.

This is Sam Donaldson, live in New York with this Special Bulletin on breaking news:
"The Death of Lady Diana." The only survivor of the fatal crash that took Lady Diana
from us is awake and talking to French authorities.

We go now to Pierre Salinger in Paris for the very latest on the only survivor of the fatal crash
that killed Lady Di in the subterranean tunnels only a month ago.  Speculation is rampant that this
eyewitness may provide police with details about whether the Frence photographers played any
role in the "Death of a Princess."

Come in, Pierre!

Sam, this is Pierre Salinger, speaking to you LIVE with an ABC News exclusive concerning
late-breaking news surrounding the death of the most admired woman of this century, and what
role the French Papparazzi played, or didn't play, in the "Death... of a Princess."

For the just-breaking story, we go to Philipe Genet, who has just talked to a French detective
who talked to the only survivor of the most famous car wreck in history.

Now, with the ABC News exclusive, come in Philipe!

Pierre, this is Philipe Genet, reporting LIVE on this just-now breaking story concerning the sole
living witness to the most important accident in the history of the automobile.

The guy doesn't remember a goddamn thing.

...back to you, Pierre.

Thanks, Philipe Genet, live from downtown Paris.
There, you have it, Sam.

The story that ABC News broke exclusively.
The bodyguard is a blank slate.

Thanks, Pierre, live from Paris, France.
This is Sam Donaldson at the ABC news desk in New York.

Be sure to watch our special 20/20 about this breaking event,
and later, a special Nightline about this important story.

Stay with ABC News and the ABC News team for the very latest
in this breaking event. Thanks for listening to ABC News.

More people listen to ABC News than any other source.
ABC News, the choice of most Americans.

We now return to regular programming.

This is Sally Airhead in the KRMG newsroom with a recap:
The dude doesn't know shit.

We'll continue to break into live programming for more news-making events as they occur.
Stay tuned to KRMG for the important news that affects your daily lives.

We now return you to Rush Limba, ...in progress.

"...your greatness, your humility and your open-mindedness..."


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