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"It used to be in our history that only a few
would own stocks.
I bet there's a lot of people in Georgia in the old days would
look up at Wall Street and say, you know, they own stocks,
what is that all about?"
--Dubya, Kennesaw, Georgia, Feb. 20, 2003
A long war could more than triple the costs, they said. The compounding effects
of rising oil prices, extra budget spending and economic uncertainty could cut
$173 billion from the world economy in 2003 alone, said the researchers,
Remember the rule: You always have to triple their initial cost estimates.
That means the war will cost at least $3 Trillion.
(We could get each American health insurance for that amount of money.)
The B.F.E.E. is skimming 45 percent of this "secure the homeland" expenses.
It's a wag-the-dog war to distract people from Enron, their 401Ks
legislation written by big oil which is looking to have a banner decade coming up.
...and the B.F.E.E. gets over a trillion dollars, tax free, from this never-ending war.
Just never-you-mind where the money's going.
We know what we're doing.
Just keep watching FOX News.
Don't make me have to secret torture you.
Cheney's company chose to do business with Saddam after the rape of Kuwait.
After Scuds had been fired at Tel Aviv and Riyadh. After American soldiers
had been sent home from Desert Storm in body bags.
And in 2000, just months before pocketing
his $34 million Halliburton retirement
package and joining the GOP ticket, Cheney was lobbying for an end to U.N.
sanctions against Saddam.
The whole world knows Cheney was Saddam's buddy in the
nineties, except the
Americans because the press keep protecting this illegally-appointed White House
Cheney made millions with Saddam and then Joe Lieberman sat there in the debate
and let Cheney said he made his fortune without any help from the government?
Tyson-Etienne Mood Getting Circuslike
The sight of Mike Tyson playfully nibbling on the arm of his baby boy
wouldn't have been so startling except this was the guy who once
threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.
"I mo bite you!"
"...when a person has more money in their pocket,
they're likely to demand somebody
to produce them a good or a service. In other words, you get money in your pocket
-- you say, well, I think I'd like this product, or I'd like this service. [Five minutes pass...]
You'll hear in a minute what people do with extra money in their pockets. You know what
they do? They invest, or they hire."
--Dubya, Kennesaw, Georgia, Feb. 20, 2003
Or, they buy a once-profitable company for three cents on the
fire all of the employees and sell the carcass in pieces for a big fat profit
that they don't have to pay taxes on because they have a crooked president.
U.S. officials have said in recent days that they
"have new information showing a stronger link than previously believed"
between the Philippine rebels and other international terrorist groups.
Y'know, what used to be funny gets less funny each time that President
invades another country. At Washington parties, they say, "Iran is next."
It figures that a two-theater war is more profitable than a single
so wouldn't it figure that a triple would make them more profit than a double?
The Bush Crime Family will make billions for each additional war we have to fight.
Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money in their pocket,
expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
They set this up very well, saying
"There are dozens of cells in a hundred countries,"
meaning, "We may have to invade each country to root out terra."
Who's going to stop them?
The Supreme Court?
People in the streets will send a message,
but what if the B.F.E.E. just doesn't care?
If you were stealing a billion dollars a day, and had the US military backing you up,
what's to stop you from trying to run the table and trying to take over the entire world?
No man this crooked has ever had this much power.
Bush & Cheney didn't quit their cushy, seven-figure jobs to
They quit their cushy, seven-figures jobs to move onto much bigger game.
People need to ask themselves:
"Would evil men kill to gain absolute power?"
"America and our allies are called once again
to defend the peace
against an aggressive tyrant, and we accept this responsibility."
--Dubya, Kennesaw, Georgia, Feb. 20, 2003
Hey Happykill - nobody called you.
Matter of fact, our allies are calling on you to NOT interfere.
Well wait - bin Laden called and you promised he'd hear
from us soon.
It's been 17 months and you can't find the guy you promised to bring justice to,
so you're consoling yourself by stealing the assets of a rich nation.
Impeach President Lieberman
If the candidate with the most votes had won in 2000, I have no
the Republicans would've fabricated evidence, just like with Clinton,
and they would have impeached President Gore, just like with Clinton.
The difference is, Gore would've lost his vote in the Senate and
been forced to step down as a convicted criminal, all on trumped-up charges
fabricated by the wild-dog Republicans, backed up by a crooked Supreme Court.
"But Bart," you ask, "how could they have done that with a Democratic Senate?
Easy - Zell Miller, Kent Conrad and John Breaux (D-back-stabbing
would've voted President Gore "guilty" to please their master, Karl Rove.
Then VP Lieberman would've assumed the office and the mad bastards
would begin to fabricate evidence against him, too. Of course, nobody would
complain about this, because we're Democrats and we don't want to be like them.
Yeah, if Florida had been won by the guy who won it,
we'd be right in the middle of Lieberman's impeachment about now.
Amazing New Government Website
The United States Government Department
of Homeland Security has put up an amazing web site
.to tell Americans what to do in case of a nuclear blast. The site is at http://ready.gov/nuclear.html.
It says, "Take cover immediately" and to "Quickly assess the situation". Somehow they have the idea
that if you see a nuclear blast that you can somehow out run gamma rays traveling at the speed of
light or a pressure wave moving at 600 miles and hour. I wonder if by saying "quickly" they
understand we're talking microseconds.
The reality is - if you are any where near
a nuclear blast you will be dead so fast that you will never
know that it happened. So - the real instructions are, "If you see a tunnel with a white light at the end
- go into the white light." This new web site represents a level of insanity that is beyond description.
We are a country in denial and we have become a threat to the entire human race.
The time to impeach Bush has arived.
"It is not reassuring to be told we are going
to war because he "has already seen
this movie" and is bored by it. It is this flip, cavalier streak in our foreign policy,
the contemptuous dismissal of peaceful alternatives, that is making some
Europeans conclude this administration is dangerous."
--Molly Ivins, This ain't 'Crossfire', workingforchange.com
"To justify the indefensible, [Bush] talks
about "appeasement" and compares Saddam with Hitler.
But one of the reasons Hitler was appeased was that he commanded a frightening, nearly invincible
war machine. It took almost the entire world to defeat him, and it was a close thing at that.
The Second World War lasted from 1939 to 1945. Will it take six years to defeat Saddam,
or six days, or six hours? Whatever his intentions, he has no tanks, no airplanes, no submarines,
no nothing. Anyone comparing this guy with Hitler has no understanding of how terrible Hitler was.
--Nicholas von Hoffman, An Imperial Adventure For Anglo-Saxon Powers, observer.com
Subject: military brats
As you can see I grew up a military brat.
During the 70's as an airforce wife, I remember them trying to cut the money to schools for military kids.
And also when Bush I was president. I also remember in 1990 or so they did a big cut back in public
education money because that was when they cut music programs and physical education, in grade schools.
Now they are trying to cut money to military
kids in school again. The really awful thing about this is when
they threaten to cut this money, the schools threaten to throw the kids out of public schools, and we never
have the money to send kids to private school. Maybe the generals and such but never the lower grades.
Scaring kids and mothers is unforgiveable!!!!!
Janet, that's sad.
Bush is an evil man.
Whatever the fighting men don't get is more the B.F.E.E. can steal.
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Rumsfeld and Wolfowitz lobbied Clinton in '98 to topple Saddam
Donald Rumsfield and Paul Wolfowitz undertook a full-fledged lobbying campaign in 1998 to get Bill Clinton
to start a war with Iraq and topple Saddam, claiming that the country posed a threat to the United States,
according to documents obtained from a former Clinton aide.
This new information begs the question:
what is really driving Bush's desire to start a war with Iraq
if two of Bush's future top defense officials were already planting the seeds for an attack five years ago?
It's more proof that 9-11 had nothing to do with with why we're going to murder Iraq.
I dunno, it looks like the same old Dems to me...
Bill Maher's new show starts tonight on HBO.
To ensure a ratings controversy, he's invited Ann Slanders as a guest
Saturday, Tyson takes a bite out of some cheese-eating, surrender monkey on Showtime.
I mo bite somebody!
Sunday is the Granny Awards, featuring U2 for the third
year in a row.
Hey, I like U2 more than most, but how do they get three years from one album?
by Paul Krugman, NYWTimes
"It's not that the Bush administration is always stingy. In fact, right now it is offering
handouts right and left. Most notably, it has offered the Turkish government $26 billion
in grants and loans if it ignores popular opposition and supports the war.
Some observers also point out that the administration
has turned the regular foreign aid
budget into a tool of war diplomacy. Small countries that currently have seats on the
U.N. Security Council have suddenly received favorable treatment for aid requests,
in an obvious attempt to influence their votes. Cynics say that the "coalition of the willing"
President Bush spoke of turns out to be a "coalition of the bought off" instead.
But it's clear that the generosity will
end as soon as Baghdad falls."
I wonder how much Tony Blair is getting paid to drag England into
when polls show 75-80 percent of Brits want no part of the Iraqi slaughter?
Yesterday's "good" and "bad" oil companies piece was a crock.
Someday I'll have a staff and a fact-checker.
The smell of death surrounds him.
Artists United to Win Without War can't buy time on network TV
Simon & Garfunkel reuniting for the Grammy's
Mike Tyson's new tatoo
JR Ewing is no fan of smirk
The R&B Foundation honored the other Clinton - George
Jane Pauley is leaving NBC after 27 years
Rob Reiner, Martin Sheen endorse Howard Dean
An amateur astronomer from Tulsa vindicated 50 years late
"So what is going on here? Some day they may
call this the Bait-and-Switch War.
George Bush promised us Osama bin Laden in the ads, but when we called up
to place an order, he gave us Saddam Hussein—whose only affinity with Osama
seems to have been that he also was armed and encouraged by American officials,
some of whom are still in office."
--Nicholas von Hoffman, observer.com
Kill this Hoffman guy!
I don't like him and I want him dead!
Don't get in my way!
I'm a baaaad man!
Kill this Hoffman guy!
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Some strategists within the Bush Administration are urging him to look for an "exit strategy"
on Iraq, warning the tough stance on war with the Arab country has left the country in a
"no win" situation.
"At this point, the United States and Britain
not have the support for passage
of a second UN resolution," admits a White House aide, sounding like Smirk.
In addition, Republican leaders in both
the House and Senate are telling Bush
privately that he is losing support in Congress for a "go it alone war" against Iraq.
to see the "Bush
the terrorist" t-shirt
that got some kid sent home from school this week.
"The Fox Network, is thanking Evan, the guy
on "Joe Millionaire,”
by giving him a free trip to Hawaii. However, in the spirit of the show,
he is being flown to New Jersey and he will be told it’s Hawaii."
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"Our stake in maintaining the myth and the
attendant self-image that we are doing a great
job is every bit as great a fiction as that of the American Congress serving the people.
The gravest threat to the truth today may well be within our own profession."
-- Carl Bernstein, Town Hall Lecture series, Sarasota, Florida, 02/19/03
Standing ovation and a shot of Chinaco for Carl Bernstein.
Maybe he's tired of watching Bob Woodward licking President Happykill's butt.
Subject: Dennis Kucinich
I don't know how much you know about Dennis Kucinich,
but if you check his record he is one of us.. He is one of the
few democrats that actually have a backbone. I donated $35
to Dennis's reelection campaign last year after he appeared
on Democracy now, and he called me personally to thank me.
By all accounts he seems to be a top notch
person who I think
you would like a lot.
Everything I've heard about him has been good.
I guess we'll know he's getting popular when the vulgar Pigboy
and his fellow swine start slurring him 24/7.
“Our incompetent leaders who seem to spend every waking minute prancing
and preening in front of conveniently-placed cameras and microphones
scaring the living daylights out of real or alleged enemies, or worse, me.”
"For two years the national agenda shifted
from a world of crises and emerging dangers,
including al-Qaida's rise and the economy's coming free-fall, to an obsession with Monica.
The world became a more dangerous place because Washington wouldn't look past the
president's crotch. Ancient history? In names only. Today, Saddam is Bush's Lewinsky.
It is an obsession as scabrous as the original, but with hugely worse consequences.
The president isn't being harebrained. He isn't misguidedly dragging the nation through
the muck of private thrills gone wrong. He is purposefully letting a private obsession
rooted in his father's unsettled scores turn into an international game of chicken...
He's doing all this not because of Sept. 11 terrorism, al-Qaida's ties to Iraq being nil,
not because of any credible threat Iraq poses to its neighbors or the world's oil supplies,
and least of all to the United States. He's doing it because he has a score to settle and
because he has discovered himself to be incapable of governing as a peacetime president."
--Pierre Tristam, Bush dragging us through muck, news-jrnl.com
"The most outspoken American Euro-bashers are
neoconservatives using the same
sort of combative rhetoric they have habitually deployed against American liberals."
--Timothy Garton Ash, a British writer
Even the French are fighting the Illegal Moron more than the Democrats.
Need a job? Need to hire?
"You got to feel bad for Bush. He’s getting
upset with the U.N
dragging their feet over attack on Iraq. He wants to be able to
wipe them out before his one-term presidency is up."
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