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Volume 1009 - Iraq's Texecution


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 Weekend    March 1-2, 2003 

 Quotes

"When I put my hand on the Bible, ...when I put my hand on the Bible,
   that day when they swear us in, ...when I put my hand on the Bible,
   I will swear to not ...to uphold the laws of the land."
     --Dubya, Toledo, Oct. 27, 2000 (sanfords.net)
 


 Turkey tells Warmonger "No!" 
  Illegal King never hears that word from anybody

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 In a serious blow to U.S. plans for war, Turkey's parliament speaker nullified
 the legislature's vote Saturday to allow U.S. troops to open a northern front against Iraq.

 Speaker Bulent Arinc, known as the Katherine Harris of Turkey, voided the vote on constitutional grounds,
 ruling that a majority of legislators present had not voted in favor. Arinc then closed parliament until Tuesday.

 Polls show as high as 94 percent of the Turkish public - oppose a war
 and deputies were under strong domestic pressure to reject any U.S. troop basing.


 Revealed: US dirty tricks to win vote on Iraq war 
  a BFEE specialty - blackmail

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Secret document details American plan to bug phones and emails of key Security Council members
 The United States is conducting a secret 'dirty tricks' campaign against UN Security Council delegations
 in New York as part of its battle to win votes in favour of war against Iraq.

 Details of the aggressive surveillance operation, which involves interception of the home and office
 phones and the emails of UN delegates in New York, are revealed in a document leaked to The Observer.



  Quotes

"This means that I am the baddest.
  Only Ali can shock the world like I did.''
   -- Roy Jones Jr (light heavyweight) after beating John Ruiz (heavyweight)
 

 I didn't see the fight (it was $49) but they say Jones was so in-control,
 he taunted his opponent who outweighed him by 33 pounds.

 Jones beat up everyone in every weight division he's been in,
 so he gained weight to beat up people bigger than he is.

 Jones is so f-ing fast, he fights with his hands below his waist.
 You think you have a free shot at his face, so you throw a punch,
 but Jones is so fast he'll either block it or move out of the way.

 Faster than even Ali in his prime, when Jones throws a punch
 you don't even see it until his hands and back below his waist.

 All praise to Roy Jones Jr.

 Lennox Lewis was ringside for the fight. What was his reaction?

"Roy Jones is a worthy heavyweight.  I was very impressed
  with the way he handled himself. Whether he can do that
  against me is another matter entirely.''

 ha ha

 Damn, I'll pay to see that fight even if I have to work a couple
 of shifts at McDonalds to afford it.


 Comic Turn
  Dennis Miller scales the Rushmore of wrong-headedness
   by my good friend Barry Crimmins

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 No longer the youthful and sassy anchor of SNLís "Weekend Update" of all those years ago,
 Miller has become a national father figure. And what a lousy dad he is. Listening to his act is
 no longer something we look forward to; it is more like getting stuck in the back seat of your
 popís station wagon while he lectures you on "Americanism" through 30 miles of heavy traffic.
 In front of your friends



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 Quotes

"The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?'
   I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."
       --Dubya, Wayne, Mich., as quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye, June 28, 2000 (speedygirl.com)
 


 Helpless Britons appeal to France for "regime change"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Dear President Chirac, On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom, we appeal to you
 to help our suffering and once proud nation rid itself of a leader who defies the wishes of his
 people and is trying to drag our country into a bloody and senseless war of conquest against
 a distant nation that has done nothing to us.  We have evidence that this leader has made a
 strategic alliance with the leader of a fanatical foreign cult that is bent on world domination.



 Quotes

"This administration has saturated the media and the American public with the implication
   that almost everything evil in the world centers on Saddam Hussein. Some of our citizens
   understandably have accepted those words from the administration. We have in this country
   a system of checks and balances. Iíve always thought it one of the glories of American
   democracy. But if the Congress and the judiciary are not strong enough to check the
   executive branch, weíre in very real trouble.Ē
    --George McGovern, (D-War hero) peace rally, Missoula, Feb. 16, 2003 (missoulanews.com)


 Blame the Republicans
 Bush has an interesting political strategy for why his domestic agenda may fail.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush blames the GOP-controlled Congress for underfunding programs to guard against terrorism.
 saying the Hill "did not respond to the $3.5 billion we asked for -- they not only reduced the budget
 that we asked for, they earmarked a lot of the money" for other unrelated programs.
 

"That was an incredibly stupid thing for the White House to do," a senior House GOP aide admitted.
 Democrats agree but they don't plan to ignore the gift from the President and will use Bush's remarks
 for political ads in 2004..



.


 Sometimes Talking Points talk back
    by James Higdon

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 And according to Goebbels, the mentor of the FOX News philosophy,
 "[d]uring a war, news should be given out for instruction rather than information."
 This is the philosophy that seems to work for Americans completely devoid of the
 ability to think for themselves, and FOX has been hugely successful in cornering
 the market of that particular demographic.


Marty's E! page
Tally Briggs on protests by actors & poets (with links)
Tribute to Mister Rogers
Naked women say 'No War!'
Naked men say 'Peace'
Clash survivors won't playing Hall O'Fame
Bo Diddley no rap fan
Danny Glover thanks a teacher
Fred Durst, "Oh yes I did!"
Reporters and their gasmasks
Hershey celebrates 100 years of chocolate business

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 Backers of War on Iraq Rally Against Hussein

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 About 150 backers of Bush's war gathered in the gray, slushy cold near the Washington
 Monument yesterday to express support for U.S. military forces and to urge the prompt
 ouster of Saddam Hussein.
 

 ha ha

 We had more people than that at Juliefest.


 Quotes

"Every election system we've ever created has had someone rig it, but it's been only
  on a local basis. Now it only takes one programmer to insert malicious code into a
  computer system that runs election machines all over the country."
  --Bev Harris, author of "Black Box Voting: Ballot-Tampering in the 21st Century",
     "Paperless Voting Machines Under Fire", Rachel Konrad, newsday.com


 Last Wednesday, I wrote about NYPD Blue and Charlotte Ross.

> She stood there for what seemed like an eternity with one arm covering her breasts
> and her hand strategically covering down there. This channel is owned by Disney?

 I found a clear photo from that, and I thought you might like to see it.
 I publish this not to give you a sexual thrill, but to demonstrate that the networks
 are pushing that envelope to this degree.

 I thougth it was unnecessary. If they want to show their actors nude, why not have
 Ross go undercover at a brothel?  That would be a lot more honest that this phony
 story of "How do we deal with the kid seeing Daddy's shack up Honey naked?"

  Click  Here

 I put on a separate link so you have to click on it. If you're reading this at work
 and the opposite sex walked by, you might be charged with some kind of crime.

 And don't write that I'm putting filth on  bartcop.com
 This is what a network put on their screens in prime time.
 I say they went too far - what do you say?



 Bart,

 Did Bush really say that?!!

"And I look forward to working with Congress. As you know, appropriators are appropriators.
 They live up to their name, whether they be Republicans or Democrats. They like to appropriate.
 And our jobs as chief executives is to make sure they appropriate within reasonable levels.
    -- Dumber than a box of rocks, Washington, D.C., 2.24.03
 

 Oceanside Larry
 

 It's sounds like his mangling...


 What caused the crash of Space Shuttle Columbia?
     By Der Voron, author of book Starcraft

 Click  Here

  Excerpt:


 Friday's USA Today said Michael Frati performed "Bomb da World" on
 Craig Kilborn's show recently, but CBS cut his segment out of their broadcast

 Why does CBS want this war so badly?



 Quotes

"If he was a real American, he would have shot him."
     --Don Imus, on Dan Rather's interview with Saddam


 New Things to Boycott

 Turkey (Freedom Bird)
 Turkish Delight
 Turkish Baths
 Turkish Cotton
    - by my good friend Atrios, the man who brought down Trent Lott

 http://atrios.blogspot.com



 Swing Blades
    by Chris Floyd

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Even while chairing commission meetings on the "dire threat" posed by the Korean program,
 Rumsfeld was junketing to Zurich for board meetings of the Swiss-based energy technology
 giant, ABB, where he was a top director. And what was ABB doing at the time?

 Why, negotiating that $200 million deal with North Korea to provide equipment
 and services for the KEDO nuclear reactors, of course!"
 

 ...but the press refuses to print these facts, because they can make more money
 cy continuing to insist Bill Clinton is responsible for everything.


 Have you been to..  http://www.thenewschannel.net

 He thinks like we do.


 The Long Bomb

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 ...what you are about to see is the greatest shake of the dice any president has voluntarily engaged in
 since Harry Truman dropped the bomb on Japan. Vietnam was a huge risk, but it evolved incrementally.
 And threatening a nuclear war with the Soviets over the Cuban missile crisis was a huge shake of the dice
 by President John Kennedy, but it was a gamble that was imposed on him, not one he initiated.

 A U.S. invasion to disarm Iraq, oust Saddam Hussein and rebuild a decent Iraqi state would be the mother
 of all presidential gambles. Anyone who thinks President Bush is doing this for political reasons is nuts.
 You could do this only if you really believed in it, because Mr. Bush is betting his whole presidency...
 

 Hey, easy come, easy go.



 Quotes

"Tony Blair is Bush's prison bitch. This whole Saddam-is-Hitler thing?
  Saddam is another Hitler the way Oasis is another Beatles."
   --  Bill Maher, who had another great show Friday
 

 Also heard on Maher's show,
"If not backing the president is treason, shouldn't all the people
  who tried to impeach President Clinton be behind bars right now?"


  Take Back the Media has another winner of a film

  Click  Here


 Did you ever notice when you fill out an application for health or life insurance,
 the question is phrased, "Have you smoked tobacco in the last year?"

 They don't ask "Have you smoked in the last year?"

 The only things I can think of that people smoke are tobacco, pot, cocaine, heroin and peyote.
 Of everything on that list, only smoking tobacco will raise your rates.



 Quotes

"We in South Africa wanted democracy and we asked the world,
  'Please help us. We want to be free.'

  We didnít say, 'Bomb us into democracy.'
  We said, 'Please apply sanctions.' "
  --Desmond Tutu, "Donahoe" (Transcript: 02/14/03, msnbc.com)


  Hall of Shame
 Evil GOP Bastard of the Month - Colin Powell

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Secretary of State After his false assertions at the UN (i.e., that nation-alist, secular Iraq and
 Islamist Al Qaeda were terror co-conspirators, and pitifully weak evidence of an Iraqi threat),
 we must regretfully conclude that Powell will knowingly -- even artfully -- lie to further his boss'
 military adventure in Iraq.  Despite Powell's image of honor and rectitude, there is evidence
 that he has a history of executing unethical / illegal orders.



  Quotes

"President Bush has always predicted that Iraq would destroy its
  Al Samoud 2 missiles as part of their games of deception.
  Total disarmament is total disarmament is total disarmament.
  It's not a piece of disarmament."
   --Forked-Tongue Fleischer, sounding more like Dr Suess every day


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 Quotes

"Bush's economic philosophy is based on what proponents call supply side theory.
 Bush's father famously dismissed it as voodoo economics. Now, as anyone who has
 studied economics knows, supply side tax cuts are fad economics conceived by
 charlatans and cranks. You'd know that, that is, if you studied economics under the
 new chairman of Bush's council of economic advisers. That's right. Bush's new top
 economist, Dr. Gregory Mankiw of Harvard wrote in his authoritative text book,
"Principles of Economics," that Ronald Reagan's supply side tax cuts caused the
 massive deficits of the '80s and concluded, quote, "when politicians rely on the advice
 of charlatans and cranks they rarely get the desire of the results they anticipate."
 Congratulation, Dr. Mankiw, good luck trying to educate the currant crop of
 economic charlatans and cranks over at the Bush White House."
    --Paul Begala, Crossfire, 02/28/02


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