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"It's a different kind of war than we're used
to in America. It's a war that
requires patience and focus. It's a war in which we will hunt down those
who hate America one at a time."
-- The elder Bush boy
But Governor, because of your insatiable greed and thirst for
blood, America is hated by
Europe, the Middle-East, the far East, Africa, South America, Mexico and Canada.
Are you going to hunt down and kill everyone?
A lawyer was arrested late Monday and charged with trespassing at a public mall in New York
after refusing to take off a T-shirt advocating peace that he had just purchased at the mall.
Stephen Downs was wearing a T-shirt bearing
the words "Give Peace A Chance" that he
had just purchased from a vendor inside the Crossgates Mall in Guilderland, New York.
She delayed an audit of Florida's pension fund at the request of Jeb Bush's chief of staff.
The delay ensured that the audit would not be completed until after the election, in which
Bush won a second term.
She also had a gun in her office, raising questions about whether she was authorized to have it.
"I went down to Mississippi, met a man
who had moved to Mississippi to
provide health care for some of our most neediest citizens."
--Dubya, Washington, D.C., Mar. 4, 2003
Would Genghis Do?
by Maureen Dowd - She hates everybody, this time it's Rummy
"Genghis Khan offered to raise the siege if he were given 1,000 cats and 10,000 swallows.
These were duly handed over. Material was tied to their tails, and this was set on fire.
The animals were released and fled home, setting the city ablaze, and in the ensuing
confusion the city was stormed."
In her new book "The Mission," about America's
growing dependence on the military to
manage world affairs, Dana Priest says that the Pentagon commissioned the study at a
time when Rummy did not yet have designs on the world.
Today's issue WAS funny as hell.
It was damn good, but just as I was beginning to post it, the computer
locked up again and when I rebooted it came back up with no f-ing page.
Nothing makes me crazier than losing
nine hour's work. Hell, this issue might've
had 12 hours in it, it was so hueueuege, I could;ve made a bonus issue out of it..
To make it worse (it always gets worse)
to manage the mail, I erase each letter
as soon as it gets put on the page, so if I promised you I'd run your letter today
it's gone forever - same for all the toons. The toons are in the giant mega-pile
with thousands of toons, so I'll never find what was there.
son of a bitch...
Christian was right.
I shoulda bought a Mac.
I had a killer quote here.
Not Taken May Haunt Bush
by Joe Conason
For those reasons and others, including the preservation of NATO and the U.N., it
is in America’s interest to show that our government honestly pursued solutions short
of war to the Iraqi problem. Every opportunity to prove our own sincerity has been
discarded rather arrogantly by the White House. Every proclamation that the President
really prefers to avoid war has been contradicted in the next breath by declarations that
Iraq has done nothing and can do nothing that would satisfy the Bush administration.
by William Rivers Pitt
George W. Bush is out of control.
I'll say it again.
George W. Bush is out of control.
I'm waiting for the black government cars
to come squealing up in front of my house, for the thump
of leather on my stairs, for the sound of knuckles on my door, for the feel of steel braceleting my wrists,
for the smell of urine in some dank Federal holding cell as I listen to questions from men who no longer
feel the constricting boundaries of constitutional law abutting their duties.
When did they capture Khalid Shaikh Mohammed?
They say it was on March 1, but we'd been on "terra alert" for ten days prior to that.
Damn, my back itches...
Or have they captured him at all??
'mastermind' really captured?
Taliban says it has him by Robert Fisk
And then, a Taliban "source" - this means the real Taliban but "source" is supposed to cover
the fact that the old Afghan regime still exists - claimed that Mohammed "is still with us and
in our protection and we challenge the United States to prove their claim."
By this stage, it looked like a case of
the "whoops" school of journalism:
a good story that just might be totally untrue.
keeps barfing in the cat dish?
by Christian Livemore
You see, I don’t have cute little kitties like the ones in Puss ‘n Boots.
I have cats from the Fifth Circle of Hell. I have Axis of Evil cats.
Osama Bin Laden fears my cats.
Subject: A few helpful links...
to help the hawks enlist and go to the Middle
East and fight the Carlyle Group's oil war.
We are the Invaders
This war with Iraq is very different than
the last war in that we are not responding to a country
that has just invaded another country. Iraq has done nothing to provoke this war. The weapons
inspectors have found no weapons of mass destruction. Yet in spite of world opposition the
Bush administration insists on starting an unprovoked war.
We are the country who is in the wrong.
It is us who are the aggressors. I can not express with
words the shame I feel to be an American today. I refuse to become the enemy of peace and I
will do everything in my power to resist the efforts of the Bush administration to change America
from a nation of peace to a nation of war. In the name of peace, liberty, justice, and freedom I
put the government on notice that there is a second front in this war and the People of America
have a duty to rize up against the Government of America in order to restore the values for
which this country was founded.
San Francisco, CA.
"The first responders (to a terror attack)
on the state and local level
have received no money. no training, no equipment and no direction.
-- Gary Hart, sounding more and more like a candidate
Yet, we're borrowing money to give Bush's super-rich friends a tax cut?
I had a VCR Alert to die for.
Tonight on HBO, Leonard vs Hearns from 1981.
Also, Kate Hudson and Jack Hanna on Dave (repeat)
Watch Dave hide with Kate when the animals come out.
Also, lots of stuff about last night's 24
(the bomb went off)
Plus, they gave us a new premier of The Shield, which must've
been originally rejected for being "too dark, too violent."
Damn, ...that was good stuff, too.
by Gene Lyons
The Little King must have his dynastic holy war. Regardless of how cunningly Saddam Hussein
plays out his hand, how many missiles he destroys, or caches of abandoned nerve gas or anthrax
he digs up--mostly sold to him by the Reagan administration, in the person of Donald Rumsfeld,
of course--Bush cannot afford to take yes for an answer.
More great quotes were here
Funny story here
I know RB Ham has a new column up, but I had to erase his e-mail.
Hard-hitting story here
"We don't want people who just read the New
York Times, we've got plenty of those types.
We want people who read and understand National Review, the Drudge Report and Lucianne.com."
--MSNBC producer explaining why they dumped Donahue for Michael Savage
Nothing is easier to make than the ditto-monkey dollar.
so much good material was lost
Boy, I'm gonna get drunk tonight...
I typed up a bunch of snail mail that had good stuff in it.
I still have it, somewhere in the pile.
Maybe I can re-type that tomorrow.
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