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Quotes
“The fact that he tried to kill my father and
my wife shows the nature of the man...
He’s cold-blooded. He’s a dictator.
He’s a tyrant. And the decision I’m making,
and have made, to disarm Saddam is
based upon the security of the American people.”
-- Extra-stupid monkey
in a man suit
Governor, if you wewre interested in anything but taking over
the whole world you'd
have enough respect for democracy to let the winner of the 2000
election take your
place and bring some peace and prosperity to this bankrupt, war-torn
country.
Excerpt:
THOMAS: Ari, since there is an atmosphere
of the imminence of war in this White House,
and since we have no direct access to the
President, will you state for the record, for the historical record,
why he wants to bomb Iraqi people?
FLEISCHER: Helen, I dispute the premise
of your question, first of all. There's regular -- there's
regular access to the President. The President
is asked questions all the time. And when the President --
THOMAS: He hasn't had a press conference for months.
FLEISCHER: And when 14 of your colleagues
spend 36 minutes asking
scores of questions to the President just
two days ago --
THOMAS: Well, that's not a news conference.
FLEISCHER: -- they asked the President a
similar question, although they phrased it a little differently
than you did. They asked the President
why does he feel so strongly about the need to use force, if it comes
to that, to disarm Saddam Hussein. And
the answer from the President was that, given the fact that the world
changed on September 11th, the threat to
the American people was brought immediately to our home and to
our shores and to our families, the President
thinks it is in the interest of peace to make certain that Saddam
does not have weapons of mass destruction
which he can use against us, either by transferring them to
terrorists or using them himself.
THOMAS: There is no imminent threat.
FLEISCHER: This is where -- Helen, if you
were President you might view things differently.
But you have your judgment and the President
has others.
THOMAS: Why doesn't he prove it? Why don't
you lay it out?
When have they threatened in the last 12
years?
FLEISCHER: They have attacked their neighbors. They have gassed their own people.
THOMAS: Twelve years ago.
FLEISCHER: They have launched attacks.
THOMAS: With our support.
ha ha
FLEISCHER: And September 11th showed the
United States is vulnerable to those who would
attack us. And one of the best ways to
protect the homeland is to go after the threats abroad.
THOMAS: You haven't linked terrorism to Saddam Hussein, in terms of 9/11.
FLEISCHER: It's not -- the threat is what
took place on 9/11. You don't have to make a direct linkage
between Saddam and 9/11 to know
that others who are planning can try to do it again, Saddam included.
Quotes
"You people are some of the most disgusting
examples of a waste
of protoplasm I've ever had the displeasure
to hear about."
-- Charlie Daniels, (R-Racist bastard)
in an open letter to Hollywood
Hey Charlie, do you still sing "It's
Be-kind-to niggers week" on your bus?
You're a racist piece of horseshit,
Charlie.
Subject: Jesus, Get a Macintosh!
I can’t believe that someone with your wit
and intelligence is using Windows!
jesus christ! what’s wrong with you?
You can get a decent laptop (ibook) or the baby powerbook for around a grand.
Drink one less bottle of chinaco and you’ll be able to afford it!
hah.
Trust me, I’ve used Macs since 1985, and
I run an IT services company.
Macs never let you down.
jim
That's what everyone keeps telling me.
When that happened, I might've been more insane with rage than
the lawyer
who got arrested for wearing the "Give
peace a chance" t-shirt at the mall.
The worst part was all the time writing and re-writing and re-writing.
The news stuff I could just re-post, mostly, but the stuff I
wrote only stays in
my head for so long, and when I'm double-insane with rage none
of it comes back
It just seems like a crime to work that hard and lose everything.
It's like destroying a painting in a museum (if I had talent).
If Bill Gates had walked thru my door, and I killed him without
hesitation,
do you think I could get a jury to buy "depraved indifference?"
Bill
O'Reilly made a mistake
(a follow-up to Sometimes
Talking Points talk back)
by James Higdon
Excerpt:
I understand that the folks at FOX are
all atwitter that you are the highest rated talking head on cable.
I've seen the ratings. A whopping
2.8. The fact is that the ratings for all talking head shows are
a bust.
I remember, a short time ago, when anything
less than a 10.0 would get a show pulled from the air before
its next scheduled broadcast. Perhaps
these shows would do better if they provided a lot more useful
information, and a lot less attitude.
Advisors:
Bush faces "humiliating" defeat on UN resolution
So Bush and Ari say they don't care, Bush wants that oil,
he'll attack anyway
Excerpt:
Powell told Bush he has only four of the
nine votes needed for approval of a second resolution.
As a result, some White House advisors
are now urging Bush to back off his war hardon and
give UN weapons inspectors more time.
"We have no other choice," admits one Bush advisor.
"We don't have the votes. We don't have the support."
Thousands of California students protest war
Excerpt:
"Many of us have family in the army. One of my
cousins is a Marine and is being sent to Iraq.
My sister is in the army. Why should they
get sent to fight for oil? Nobody likes Bush; he wasn’t
even supposed to be president. The Supreme
Court picked him. He didn’t have to go into the
army because he was rich and was sent to
the best colleges. There is a big divide between the
rich and the poor. They think that we are
trash, but we are human too.”
Quotes
"With many Americans unhappy at French resistance
to a war in Iraq
there has developed a backlash against
the French, not stirred up
by anybody except by the people.”
--Dubya, the big fat liar who stole
the White House
Stirred up by the people?
The people?
What about NBC, CBS, ABC, FOX, CNN, Rush the Pigboy, O'Reilly,
Hannity, Paula Von Zahn,
The Beltway Boys, Brit Hume, Tony Snow, Chris the Screamer, Gordon
Liddy, Laura the Aborter,
Michael Medved, Judas Maximus, every newspaper in the country,
Bob Scheiffer, George Will,
(dumber than a chimp and I can prove it), Tim the Whore, John
Hockenberry, Michael Savage,
Ollie North, BowTieBoy Carlson, Robert Novak, Paul Weyrich, Brian
Williams, Wolf the Whore,
John Fund (I beat women, got any?) Bill Schneider, Candy Crowley
(R-Butterqueen), Howie Kurtz,
John Stossel, Diane the whore Sawyer, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham,
Peggy Noonan, Andrew Sullivan,
William Safire and every local Rush wannabe who controls 100
percent of the Nazi talk radio airwaves.
But Bush is a man of God who'd never lie,
so I guess I'm wrong.
Possibility of 'Dirty Bomb' in Nigerian Theft
Excerpt:
Halliburton, Cheney's super-sized oil field
services firm, said it has started a probe involving
U.S. and Nigerian government officials
over theft of a radioactive device used at its Nigerian operations.
A report by the Whore Street Journal said
officials were concerned that the device's radioactive
material could be used to create a "dirty
bomb," to scatter radioactivity in a densely populated area.
What?
We're going to invade Nigeria, too? So we can "stop the
terrorists?"
Why in the world are we going to...
...Oh, that's right.
Nigeria has oil.
No wonder they've found "terrorists" hiding there.
Funny, they find terrorists in Iraq, Iran, the Philippines, and
Nigeria.
There you
go again, Bart!
Dubya would
never use his office to get rich.
He's a
good man and he can count on me.
Bush Blackmails Russia
Excerpt:
Showing its exasperation with Russia's
growing defiance of U.S. war plans, Bush
resorted to economic blackmail and warned
Russia that it risks jeopardizing its bid
to join the World Trade Organization if
it vetoes a UN Security Council resolution.
Russia also risks having to endure the continued
humiliation of Soviet-era U.S. trade
restrictions and being locked out of a
post-Saddam Hussein Iraq, said a senior U.S.
diplomat, who spoke on condition of anonymity
in an interview Wednesday.
The lil' King always gets what he wants.
If he can't persuade you, he uses force, backed up by his daddy's
power, and then,
after the Florida Rape of Democracy, the power of the US military
machine.
The lil' King always gets what he wants.
Quotes
"This is not battle, for only one side is engaged
-- it has another name. It is massacre."
--Mark Twain (Thanks to mahablog.mahaweb.com)
Students make stand for peace
Excerpt:
Defying warnings from school administrators
and ignoring the threat of detentions and suspensions,
300 students from area high schools left
their classrooms Wednesday to protest war against Iraq.
"Bush is not the one who's going to be fighting.
Kids are going to be fighting his war, and it's about
getting Iraq's oil, which belongs to them
to begin with, said Ashville High freshman Lindsey Chamberlain.
Marty's
E! page
New interest in the Clash
Jack Paar had a stroke
Frances McDormand is a cover girl
BookExpo America features Madeleine Albright,
Al Franken & Molly Ivins
CBS News is OK with actor doing accent as
Saddam in interview
Christina Aguilera, Donatella Versace &
real life imitating an SNL skit
Nelly is buying into NASCAR
And, in Michigan , NORML is part of the Adopt-A-Highway
program
click
Quotes
"Before getting into the lobbying game, Chet
Lott, son of Trent, worked at Domino's pizza -- world
renowned as the perfect training ground
for future Washington power brokers. Harvard, Yale, Domino's.
Now instead of taking orders for extra
cheese, he pushes the piping hot agendas of clients like BellSouth
and munitions maker Day & Zimmerman.
Neither of whom, I'm sure, hired young Chet because his dad
is an influential Senator. (Maybe it's
because Chet promised that if he couldn't deliver the legislation
they'd ordered in 30 minutes it would
be free -- some habits are hard to break)."
--Arianna Huffington, Power On The Potomac, ariannaonline.com
Michael
Savage's long, strange trip
A Jewish kid from the Bronx now spews the ugliest bile on talk
radio.
(When you consider the competition, that's really saying something.)
Excerpt:
These days, Weiner's more interested in
purging the body politic. Using the pseudonym Michael Savage,
he's launched a one-man mission to save
America from its enemies at home and abroad, which on any
given day includes liberals, gays, academics,
the homeless, the Clintons, immigrants, feminists, CNN,
the American Civil Liberties Union, Muslims
and other minorities.
Savage, or Weiner, is one of those Fox-type whores who
manufactures their rage.
I don't see how they can do that.
Someday soon, I'll be explaining on BartCop Radio that I can't
do that.
I'm going to say what's on my mind, but I can't fake it like
Savage and Rush.
I don't understand how they can be in a good mood at 11:58, and
then be pissed off
and ready to take the world on every day at 12:06. To me,
it's just phoney crap.
Even for Limbaugh's $28M a year, I couldn't fake it.
I guess these guys should be given "credit" for being able to
turn on the Clinton-hate
at a moment's notice, but we're not going to have any of that
on BartCop Radio.
If I'm in a good mood, I'm in a good mood.
If I'm in a bad mood, like I was yesterday, I'm in a damn
bad mood.
Fortunately, Smirk does something horribly outrageous most every
day, so I won't have to
fake anything, but Clinton's been gone for over two years and
the ultra-right-wing Nazi's
run the whole show now, so what's Savage got to be pissed about?
Like Rush, he's become nothing more than an apologist for the
always-right federal government.
The Noriega Gambit
Bush Sr. Said In 1996 That War With
Iraq...
'Would
Turn Entire Arab World Against Us’
Dimmest Son can't learn, so this lesson is wasted
by Jason Leopold
Excerpt:
Former President George Bush predicted
in 1996 that if the United States
were to engage in another war with Iraq,
one aimed at overthrowing Saddam,
the “entire Arab world would turn against
us” and the U.S. would alienate
its allies in the international community.
Cheney's
wife (R-Shrew) actually a circus clown
...but the NY Post is owned by whore, so this story may not
be true
Excerpt:
Fed up with Wooden's sense of humor, the
vice president told him, via a letter from his lawyer,
to delete photos showing his wife, Lynne,
wearing a red nose and remove the "biography."
The piece describes Lynne Cheney, First
Lady Laura Bush and President Bush's mother,
Barbara, as "paragons of conjugal subservience."
Hey Unka Dick!
Have your lawyer send me a letter, too.
Quotes
"The foreign ministers of France, Germany and
Russia today issued a joint declaration
that they will not allow a second American-backed
resolution to pass the UN. Bush wants
the Security Council to explicitly
authorize force against Iraq, and his press secretary today
remained optimistic that in the end,
that's just what he'll get. President Bush is said to be
focusing on one fence-sitting Security
Council member, the African nation of Guinea,
because he said -- quote -- "I used
to have one of their pigs."
-- Paul Begala,
Crossfire,
03/05/03
Nazi
Mall now wants to drop peace t-shirt charges
Stormed by peace protestors, mall had no choice but to cave
Excerpt:
Police said managers from Crossgates Mall
called and asked that the complaint against
Stephen Downs be withdrawn. Police Chief
James Murley said he would support the mall's decision.
Earlier Wednesday, about 100 anti-war demonstrators
marched through the mall to protest the arrest.
They told a mall manager they would stop
only when charges against the shopper were dropped and
when the mall outlined its policy.
By the way, the phone number to Crossgates Mall is 518-869-9565
Pro-war
thugs trying to get Martin Sheen fired from West Wing
If they fired Donahue (their money maker) they'll fire Sheen,
too.
Excerpt:
Pressure is growing for the president to
lose his job because of his uncompromising stance on the war.
That's President Bartlet, as played by
Martin Sheen in the hit television series, The West Wing.
NBC is under pressure to sack him from its show or face a boycott or withdrawal of advertising.
We need to stick with our good friend, Martin
Sheen
Click Here to send a note of support to the thugs at money-grubbing NBC
Quotes
"God is a neutral observer in the affairs of
man.
Man cannot march into war and assume
God will be at his side.'"
-- The Pope, who Bush
must think is lying
My country - the United States of America
- is on a quest for world domination.
If you are not yet scared of our influence
in the world now,
you should be because it's only going to
get worse.
Once we control the oil fields in Iraq
we will go after Saudi Arabia and Iran.
Then you will have to come to us for your
oil.
We will dominate you and we will enslave
you.
We are a dangerous country on a mission
that threatens
the security and future of everyone on
the planet.
Please do whatever it takes to stop us.
Marc Perkel
Quotes
"If the economy is flat, we're gonna win it."
--Ted Kennedy, talking about 2004
Public prayer fanatics
Excerpt:
"This is really an argument between two kinds
of prayer--vertical and horizontal. I don't have the
slightest problem with vertical prayer.
It is horizontal prayer that frightens me. Vertical prayer is
private, directed upward toward heaven.
It need not be spoken aloud, because God is a spirit
and has no ears. Horizontal prayer must
always be audible, because its purpose is not to be heard
by God, but to be heard by fellow men standing
within earshot. To choose an example from football,
when my team needs a field goal to win
and I think, ''Please, dear God, let them make it!''--that is
vertical prayer. When, before the game,
a group of fans joins hands and ''voluntarily'' recites the
Lord's Prayer--that is horizontal prayer.
It serves one of two purposes: to encourage me to join them,
or to make me feel excluded. "
This is true.
The religio-nuts want to be seen praying.
They can pray all they want, 24 hours a day, but that's not what
they want.
They want to be seen praying to reassure themselves that their
God is the real God.
It's pure insanity, and one of these nuts stole his way into the White House to rob us blind.
Subject: Mike Savage is scum
Try to think of MSNBC’s shift to the right
in Naderite terms. Although I fully support
the efforts of you and people like you
who are trying to provide a liberal alternative to
Rush, Hannity and the rest, we need to
face facts.
Older, white people watch news programs
right now. These people tilt right, in general.
If Michael Savage manages to take the most
far right audience from Fox, that hurts Fox,
Hence, my reference to Ralph Nader.
In the long run, we need liberal media to educate.
In the short run, a bunch of conservative
choices hurts them all as they fight over a dwindling audience share.
Brad
Quotes
"Well, those of you who still believe the myth
of the liberal media should consider this:
MSNBC, an obscure cable channel, has
fired Donahue, the host of its highest-rated show.
A memo from inside NBC shows that NBC
big wigs feared that the liberal Donahue represented
in the words of the NBC memo -- quote
-- "a difficult public face for NBC at a time of war, while
our competitors are waving the flag
at every opportunity because he seems to delight in guests
who are anti-war, anti-Bush and skeptical
of the administration's motives." So there it is, according
to NBC. Phil Donahue was fired because
he's a liberal. In fact, the only liberal with the solo cable
talk show. NBC, of course, is a division
of the conglomerate GE, where they apparently only
bring right wing things to life."
--Paul Begala, Crossfire, 03/05/03
Anti-war protesters pile dung outside Labour HQ
Anti-war protesters led by comedian Mark
Thomas have heaped fertiliser
on the steps of the Labour Party headquarters.
Bemused passers-by looked on as seven sacks
of dung were spread near the door
of the party offices in Old Queen Street,
Westminster, in a protest against conflict in Iraq.
Mr Thomas told a camera crew at the scene:
"This is what the people of Britain think of
the second UN resolution, which despite
the Government's claims, does not specifically call for war on Iraq."
The comedian, who has been involved in a
number of protests in the past, left shortly afterwards
with the rest of the group after police
arrived at the scene.
On top of the heap of dung they left anti-war
white ribbons and signs on posts stuck into the pile
saying: "US/UK 2nd Resolution" and "Blair-Bush
2nd Resolution" over the picture of a cow.
A blue van carrying the dung and about five
protesters made it to the security sensitive
Westminster HQ without being challenged
I'm surprised Al Qaeda hasn't attacked London.
That would probably bring half of Britian into this war
that Osama and Bush want so badly.
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Quotes
"Nazis - I hate 'em."
-- Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark
Clinton-Dole
to "Point-Counterpoint" on 60 Minutes
For ten weeks, Clinton will whip the old guy like he was
his daddy
Poor Bob Dole.
On his best day, is no Bow-Tie boy.
Clinton, on his worst day, is better than Carville, and that's
saying a lot.
But it's great that our best warrior will have a weekly TV presence.
And to the people who claim this "diminishes" the presidency,
how can you say that when I'm smarter than the current
Bozo in the White House?
Saturday
night at the fights
Why Roy Jones Jr. vs Lennox Lewis won't happen
By Hunter S. Thompson
Excerpt:
Roy Jones Jr. is the real thing, and I
take my hat off to him. He is a first-class fighter and a proud champion….
The bad news is that Jones is so good that
nobody within 40 pounds of his fighting weight even deserves to be
in a boxing ring with him. He is quite
literally in a class by himself.
The only fighter alive today who might have
a chance to beat Jones Jr. is Lennox Lewis. But let's face
it:
we will not be tuning into a Jones-Lewis
heavyweight fight anytime soon, maybe never. That is not the way
boxing works -- not as long as Don King
is around. No sir. That would be too obvious, too logical. It would
short-circuit the revenue stream, bypass
too many other big paydays and too many "sure thing" preview
matchups on the road to the big kahuna.
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