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"A lot of students around the country today
protested the war today.
The National Youth and Student Peace Coalition is sponsoring an anti-war
organization called "Books Not Bombs”. And today Bush said, 'Why would
we want to drop books on ‘em? You’d have to hit them right on the head.'”
The poll found that by 48 to 44 percent margin, voters would pick the unknown Democrat
over the never-elected "incumbent." The survey had a margin of error of plus or minus 2.8 percent.
"This month, we find that a Democrat would edge
out Bush," said polling director Maurice Carroll.
"A war and a bad economy are not good for anyone, especially sitting presidents."
"We're going to be asked to give up disposable
income for Lent."
--Tom Kloza, oil analyst, on gas prices shooting past $2.70 a gallon
Why the Rush to War?
I fail to see why Bush is in a hurry to
go to war. Iraq poses no immediate threat.
The arms inspectors continue to reduce the number of weapons that Iraq has
in spite of the fact that no weapons of mass destruction have been found.
It would seem reasonable to me that if we
sent in a lot more inspectors for 6 months
we could really eliminate the possibility of Iraq having weapons and then - if necessary
- invade Iraq when they have far fewer weapons than they have today. It would save
the lives of hundreds of thousands of innocent people - many of which are our own
sons and daughters. Unless - of course - this war really is about stealing Iraq's oil.
It's always the women on the front lines.
The men are too afraid to fight back.
"Bush was elected by the people of Florida
- a state where
they think The Dukes of Hazzard was a documentary."
--comic Dave Fulton
Please say something nice about Sen Barbara
Boxer once in a while.
She hasn't sold out, Diane has.
Earl, I don't know much about your senators.
If someone were to write something about the difference
those two are doing in their jobs, I'd be happy to print it.
Bush makes Christians look Bad
If Bush is an example of what Christians
are like - I don't want to have any part of it.
He prays and talks about faith and God and Jesus while at the same time plotting to
steal oil by killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people.
Bush isn't praying for Iraqi lives - he's
preying on them. And to hear Bush lie to the
American people and say that he hasn't decided to go to war yet --- well if you believe
that I have some voting machines in Florida I'd like to sell you.
San Francisco, CA.
Uncensored and corporate-free for the masses
How guilty is Robert Blake?
It's hard to keep up with everything.
Maybe someone could volunteer to keep us informed?
He sure seems guilty, but this is the LA police department.
They were so stupid, they
took blood from OJ and brought it to the crime scene,
giving pro-OJ jurors the out they needed to acquit him.
They're so crooked, LA cops helped to assassinate Tupac and/or Biggie Smalls
They're so mean-spirited, they charged Paula Poundstone with doing the nasty
with an underage girl when there was never any evidence of that.
They're so publicity-hungry, they refused to withdraw drug charges against
Wynona Ryder even tho they had her doctor's prescription on file for 10 months.
They were such racists/liars, Mark Furhman testified that he never used the word "nigger."
They were so evil, the beat Rodney King for what seemed like forever on that tape.
Read below to see what these crooked cops did in 1968 that radically changed U.S. history.
So - Blake sure seems guilty, but these are possibly crooked
And those witnesses?
The ones who claim Blake tried to hire them?
They could be telling the truth, or they could be trying to become the next Kato Kaelin
I mean, Kato's been on Leno, and reality shows, and even some Fox movie, I think.
LA is FULL of people who'd commit perjury to become a "star" like Kato.
We need more than the word of a wannabe Kato to convict him, don't
All these people were asked to kill his wife and nobody wore a wire?
If they thought Blake was serious (if he even said it) why didn't they report it?
If they knew he was planning to kill her, don't they belong in jail like Terry Nichols?
What we need is forensics.
Was the murder weapon found at the scene?
If not, (just like OJ) how did Blake get rid of the gun?
Did the crazy cops search the area or not?
Did they test Blake for gunshot residue? Was it positive?
All these leaks, and they can't leak something that counts?
Oh wait, let me guess: They had a new detective in charge that night,
and he "forgot" to test for GSR or he let the evidence get contaminated?
Anybody want to be the "point man" on the Blake murder?
Knowing html and having a page is a plus, but not completely necessary
You gotta be the type that sticks with it.
This may not be over for another year.
You won't need to file daily reports, just when something happens.
us if you're the person we're looking for.
"So a New Zealand woman has offered to be crucified
The proviso is Bush has to hammer the nails himself.
Mary, be careful who you offer yourself to."
--Rush Limbaugh, (R-Truth Molester)
Rush is right this time.
Bush is a blood-thirsty crazy man.
He just might take this lady up on her offer.
Bush only pretends to answer questions
QUESTION: Mr. President, you have
repeatedly said that we have shared with our allies all of the current,
up-to-date intelligence information that proves the imminence of the threat we face from Saddam Hussein.
If all of these normal allies have access to the same intelligence information, why are they so reluctant?
BUSH: We, of course, are consulting
with our allies at the United Nations.
Saddam has had 12 years to disarm. Saddam is a threat to our nation.
My job is to protect the American people. So therefore I think the threat is real.
Did anyone see an answer there?
the past several weeks your policy on Iraq has generated opposition from
China, Germany, Turkey, the Arab League and many other countries, opened a rift at NATO and at the U.N.
and drawn millions of ordinary citizens around the world into the streets into anti-war protests.
May I ask what went wrong?
BUSH: France and Germany express
their opinions. We disagree over how to deal with Saddam.
Having said that, they're still our friends, and we'll deal with them as friends.
Did anyone see an answer there?
QUESTION:Can any military operation
be considered a success if the United States does
not capture Saddam, as you once said, "Dead or alive?"
BUSH: We care about the suffering of the
Iraqi people. The life of the Iraqi citizen's going to dramatically improve.
So far, he hasn't even come close to answering one question.
QUESTION: Is success contingent upon capturing or killing Saddam Hussein?
BUSH: We will be changing the regime
of Iraq for the good of the Iraqi people.
Did anyone see an answer there?
QUESTION: ...there are a lot of people
in this country -- who who listen to you say that you have the evidence,
but who feel they haven't seen it, and who still wonder why blood has to be shed if he hasn't attacked us.
BUSH: Saddam Hussein has weapons
of mass destruction. He's used these weapons before.
I mean, we're not speculating about the nature of the man. We know the nature of the man.
In my lifetime (I'm old) no president has ever had the
press lay down for him like this never-elected thug.
QUESTION: ...the Security Council
faces a vote next week on a resolution authorizing an attack on Iraq.
Will you call for a vote on that resolution, even if you aren't sure you have the votes?
BUSH: Yes, we'll call for a vote.
This was the one question he should've slipped. Now his hands are tied, or, tied as much as Powell's were
when he promised to release the Al Qaeda evidence the Sunday after 9-11-01, then broke his promise.
There are two possibilities:
1. The fix is in and he knows the other big nations will vote
2. The idiot just showed his cards and we're still raising each other at the poker table.
This is the fault of the White House-run press.
They ask him questions, he mumbles the same four lines he's memorized since December
and the reporters say, "Thank you, Mr President," as tho they got an answer.
Why didn't somebody ask, "If Saddam is
such a monster, why did Cheney repair his oil fields?"
Why didn't somebody ask, "Mr. President, can you assure us here, tonight, that after Iraq is taken,
you and your wealthy friends won't make hundreds of millions of dollars from this bloody campaign?"
When the subject was Clinton's sex life, it was our business.
With hundreds of thousands of lives bet on future profits for the B.F.E.E., it's none of our business
and if you think otherwise, you probably need to be tortured by the religio-psychopath called Ashcroft.
We're watching you, Funnyboy.
I wish America had a free press.
man shoots laptop
Man may face charges after he apparently shot his
laptop computer in frustration after it kept crashing.
George Doughty, 48, from Lafayette, Colorado, walked next door into the bar he owned
and announced to patrons that he was going to shoot his laptop computer, local papers said.
Mr Doughty then reportedly warned customers
to cover their ears, before shooting the laptop four times.
He later hung the hapless computer on his bar wall in the style of a hunting trophy, police said.
'It seemed appropriate,' he told officers after apologizing.
Thanks to Brian Davis
I showed this story to my computer.
I told my computer I have guns in the next room.
(Legal ones, Brady and all, Mr Ashcroft)
Letting A Sorry Ass Draft Dodger Define Your Patriotism!
Author Ray Vaughn hammers O'Reilly, as seen on 'The Black World Today'
He's a man quick to label any guest appearing on his show, no matter the subject, as a pinhead,
stupid, uniformed and worse who’s opinion is contrary to him while simultaneously advocating
that he's an open mind. Anyone who dares question the actions of the President, United States
foreign policy, or the systematic stripping away of the Constitution by the dictatorial powers in
the Nation’s capital is anti-American and unpatriotic.
Bear in mind as you read this commentary,
this is the mindset of a Sad Sack who ran away
from serving in the military.
Mr. Vaughn uses words more frankly than perhaps bartcop.com readers are accustomed.
"Back when Hussein was using chemical weapons
on his own people
there wasn't a great deal of outrage from the Reagan-Bush White House.”
-- Ted Koppel, ABC's Nightline Town Meeting, 03/04/03
Ted, blame Bush, not Reagan.
Reagan was the puppet - Bush was in charge.
Reagan just read the script they gave him, like Smirky McWarhardon
50 years' jail for video thefts upheld
The supreme court has ruled that a 50-year sentence being served by a man who
shoplifted videos as gifts for his children is not a "cruel and unusual" punishment.
Because he had committed past similar shoplifting
offences, Leandro Andrade was jailed
in 1995 under the state's three-strikes law, which mandates a minimum 25-year sentence
for each new offence, making a total of 50 years.
Andrade, who had a drug habit, had no record
of violence and had stolen videos including
Cinderella and Free Willy for his children. When contacted for a quote, Justice Thomas
reportedly said, "Niggas belong in cages."
Guilty of being black
Under the Unelected Chimp, corporate CEOs steal hundreds of millions,
Enron stole $500 million in just one day by raping California?) and they get off with a slap on
the wrist, if that, but a black man gets 50 years for stealing two videos?
America has always been a terribly racist country, but under the
we're going backwards and the racist dogs of the right love it.
Oprah is #1
Laughing Through the Apocalypse with 'Funny Times'
Mister Rogers & Tony Perkins
Sean Connery pays his taxes
Andy Richter to CBS
Jerry Lewis says 'The Nutty Professor' his best
Yankie Poodle Dandy
Mel Gibson's dad says the Holocaust never happened
Britney Spears & Fred Durst have made peace
Hooters Air takes off
widowed tattoos 'Do Not Resuscitate' on her chest
"President Bush answered reporters questions
-- Wolf the Whore, lying his ass off for the B.F.E.E.
Michael Savage says rape victims deserve it
Savage, leaning into the microphone, decides to blame the victim, who said she had
been drinking with her male classmates and playing strip poker when the incident occurred.
"If a girl gets drunk and plays strip poker
with high-testosterone guys, what does she expect
is going to happen," Savage rages, breaking into a mocking falsetto. "My gawd, I was raped."
In a desperate attempt the edge out Sean Hannity as the "next
has taken the position that raped women got what they deserve. I doubt he means it,
but saying things that outrageous puts him on the map and the Cro-Mags laugh and cheer
when some uppity liberal c*nt gets what's coming to her - so ratings soar and money pours in.
Yes, we all live in George Bush's Amerika.
Or an unemployed whore,
desperate for some work?
"Prophets Without Honor"
Toe To Toe With The Empire
American Priests Spend Years in Prison
"Prophets Without Honor", non-fiction, by William Strabala, former
for The Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News; co-author, Mike Palecek.
Click Here for more information
A lot of people wrote to say yesterday's issue was extra good.
I think what they really meant is, "Way to not lose a day's work, Bart."
Morgan Pillsbury vs. Eric Alterman
I'm John Fund.
I beat women - got any?
“The justices on the Supreme Court ought not
give a diddlysquat
what anybody thinks about issues before them. That's irrelevant.
The only thing that should matter is the law, the Constitution,
and their interpretation of it.”
--Rush, the vulgar Pigboy
But Rush, how will the crooked court know how to decide cases
unless their appointed boss in the White House guides them?
NASCAR Hosts Pre-Race Poetry Workshops
Las Vegas Motor Speedway's parking lot has been transformed into a flourishing seminar
where devotees meet to deliberate the essential elements of poetry: meter, story, image,
symbol, idea, voice, and trope. The names Virgil, Shakespeare and Milton are as
commonplace as Jarrett, Waltrip and Earnhardt. And alcohol has been replaced
by sparkling water or herbal tea.
Big Penis Monologues Hitch
"I lay awake alone at nights wondering, like many
men in my position,
just how big is Saddam’s Al Samoud 2 exactly?"
"...the good news of having spineless leaders
is that they scare easily.
When the public is outraged and shows it, you'll be amazed how
quickly these leaders will get in the front of the parade."
--Arianna Huffington, Pigs at the Trough, the Buzzflash Interview
Sirhan Sirhan Denied Parole Again
Sirhan claims he was hypnotized at the time and that a second gunman
might have actually killed Kennedy at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles.
On Wednesday, Sirhan's attorney, Lawrence
Teeter, repeated his argument
that Sirhan could not have fired the fatal shot.
"He was not in position and was out of range
and could not have shot Robert Kennedy," Teeter said.
Here to read about the crooked LA cops and their cover-up.
Click Here to read the coroner's statement "Until more is precisely known…
the existence of a second gunman remains a possibility.
Thus, I have never said that Sirhan Sirhan killed Robert Kennedy."
“I’d win in a landslide if weird people voted.”
-- Jerry Springer, considering a run against Ohio's Sen. Voinovich (R)
You just knew Springer would be a Democrat...
Who is the "Cafferty" guy who reads the CNN morning news with Paula Zahn (R-Whore)?
It's like having Rush, Michael Savage or Mancow reading the news
Zahn plays the good cop, mostly reading straight news, then Cafferty comes on and calls liberals
"a bunch of unpatriotic, lying wimps" and CNN rakes in that all-important ditto-monkey dollar.
...yet the GOP claims CNN is biased towards the left?
thugs trying to get Martin Sheen fired from West Wing
If they fired Donahue (their money maker) they'll fire Sheen, too.
We need to stick with our good friend, Martin Sheen
Here to send a note of support to the thugs at money-grubbing
before another American loses his job because of the idiot who stole the White House
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"There's a sardonic two-liner making the rounds
in Washington these days:
'How do we know that Saddam Hussein has biological and chemical weapons?
We have the receipts.'"
--Ted Koppel, ABC's Nightline Town Meeting, 03/04/03
Hey, I wrote that over a month ago.
White House/American press spin of the day:
Turkey, not George Bush, is endangering our soldiers by
listening to 94 percent of
Turks who say "No!" to Bush's personal oil war and denying Bush the use of their land.
Yes, it's Turkey who's sending our boys to die in the desert
for Bush's oil friends.
Not the guy giving the orderrs, it's the country of Turkey that's killing our boys.
“If CBS is expecting fireworks between Bill
Clinton and Bob Dole
during this ten weeks of so-called commentary on 60 Minutes,
it ain’t gonna happen. The stuff people really want to hear Clinton
address will not even be allowed to be brought up.”
--Rush, still obsessed with Clinton's cock - after all these years
...but he's not the only one:
Americans ill-served by own media
"They package and market this "Showdown" thing like info-burger: Pre-ground, overcooked,
and then served with a side of processed cheese, just like the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
No wonder more than two dozen authors, historians, scholars and journalists this week signed
a group letter to media organizations charging them with overplaying military tactics while
ignoring significant and relevant issues. Can we say oil, kids? Or ask about how some of the
weapons of mass destruction got to Iraq in the first place? The media's failure to serve the
public interest helps explain why, as the Internet audience measurement company Nielsen
NetRatings revealed last month, Americans are turning more and more to news sites
outside the country for a more accurate and balanced picture of the world. "
The America press is owned by the state, like in North Korea and
No wonder people are looking overseas and to the internet for the truth.
Here is a quote that I think you should include in the section
where you are asking for financial backing.
"Every man owes a part of his time and money
to that business or industry
in which he is engaged. No man has a mortal right to withhold his support
to improve conditions withing his sphere."
-- Theodore Roosevelt
In my opinion, your efforts on behalf of
this country are worthy
of the financial support President Roosevelt spoke of.
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