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Reminder:
My good friend Bradley Whitford (Josh Lyman on West
Wing) is on our side.
He does not support the disasterous policies of the Unelected
Usurper,
and he was horrified to learn that I inadvertantly linked him
to the Illegal Warmonger.
bartcop.com regrets the error.
"When
we torture, it's OK!
20
US Dead or missing in one day
Bush's illegal oil war is destroying America
Excerpt:
General Franks spoke a day after our ground
forces suffered their worst casualties
so far - at least 20 American soldiers
were missing or killed and 50 or more were
wounded - battling determined forces on
two fronts in what an American commander
said were ``the sharpest engagements of
the war.''
Bush Prepares Public for a Harder War
Excerpt:
"It is evident that it's going to take a while
to achieve our objective," the President said while
on another vacation at Camp David.
"I can assure the American people we're making good
progress, and I can also assure them that
this is just the beginning of a tough fight."
Anybody old enough to remember Vietnam? Every night, the
news anchors would tell us,
"Today, Westmoreland says 50 gazillion Cong
were killed, and we only lost 72 men,"
so the viewer would think we were winning.
We know Bush and his gang of thugs are lying about the
war.
How many coffins will it take before some Democrat stands up?
100? 200? 1000?
3000?
Should we start breaking ground on the Iraqi
War Memorial in DC?
Who wants to see a young widow and her little kids crying at
the Iraqi memorial?
Subject: But Bart...
Don't you know they WILL
find weapons of mass destruction?
Just like they "found"
those tubes WERE going to be used to make for nuclear weapons of mass destruction....
Just like they "found"
that all important report that was copied from some college kid...
Just like they "found"
forged documents...
Just like they "found"
only republican votes to forge in Pensacola....
Just like they said
Bush DIDN'T apologize to the Chinese.
Just like they "found"
out that they DIDN'T need a 9/11 investigation...
Just like they haven't
"found" the anthrax terrorist or Eric Rudolph?
(Isn't he up for
the next Bush appointment of something?)
Well, we could go ON
and ON like this, couldn't we.
But, I guess we'd better
forget this Freedom of Speech stuff and "Shut Up," like Uncle Tom DeLay
says,
and go back to sleep
and let the "adults" run the country. Better make sure we only have republican
approved nightmares;
or we'll be labeled terrorists and disappeared or Wellstoned.
Ken C
I'm
not a monkey! I'm a man!
Subject: Tiger woods
I noticed you have a loathing for Tiger Woods. I wonder why.
I don't like him, not one little bit. I don't think golfers like
him, either.
To suggest I should like him because he's black is silly.
Could it be that he is wealthy, and your
side hates wealthy creation.
No, that is not it, Bill Clinton is wealthy
now.
The only wealthy people I dislike are Republican whiners.
They have $300 million in the bank then whine because the military
needs funding.
After a little more thought, I figured it
out. He did not use affirmative action to succeed,
so he is not a "real black man" Are
your precious programs becoming isolete?
Scott G
Bush 04
Actually it's the opposite. Since Woods is a pretty good golfer,
doors open for him.
If it wasn't for his considerable talents, he'd be "just another
nigger" to conservatives.
We'll know Affirnative Action is obsolete when the GOP elects
a black person.
U.S.
Steps Up Secret Surveillance
Ashcroft Increases Use of Wiretaps, Records Searches
Excerpt:
Since 9-11, the Justice Department and
FBI have dramatically increased the use
of two little-known powers that allow authorities
to tap telephones, seize bank and
telephone records and obtain other information
in counterterrorism investigations
with no immediate court oversight, according
to officials and newly disclosed documents.
Is this news? We lost the Bill of Rights long ago - what does
this matter? If President Monkey
can arrest, detain and execute anyone he wants for no reason
at all, it really doesn't matter
if they're reading mail and tapping your phones, does it?
How
to interpret terror warnings
You gotta see this
The Jewish Vote
Let's face it, the American people don't
have much of a beef with the Iraqi people.
Israel, on the other hand is the arch enemy
of Iraq. Bush, always looking anxiously,
toward the 04 presidential election, is
trying to win favor with the Jewish-American
voter by invading Iraq. It is indeed a
sad day when political gain would drive a leader
to start a war, where thousands of innocent
lives will be lost.
Greg Whitman
The
Lords of Vengeance
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
We have become, with a sudden jolt, a divided
nation in this time of war. Demands that
Americans leave aside protests, accusations
and anger in order to support our military work in
Iraq have gone unheeded by great segments
of the population. Millions of people have poured
into the streets of virtually every city
in the country to demand that the bombing be stopped, and
that the troops be brought safely home.
Those protests have been met by equally enraged
citizens who see these protests as an aid
to terrorists and an act of treason. Americans scream
obscenities at Americans across lines created
by armored police.
This will only get worse, as both groups are hardened in their opinions and beliefs.
Subject: Moore's cojones
Bart, I can just hear resident snippy asking Unca Dick, "What's fictitious mean?"
cealie
A
man can't know all the words...
Subject: Operation Iraqi Liberation
Does anyone not think that Operation Iraqi
Liberation was not the hawk's
FIRST choice for naming what ultimately
became Operation Iraqi Freedom?!
Apparently, the acronym did not make it
past the Post Political Editing department...
JLJ
Have
you heard?
is coming...
War
from 30,000 feet
Bush stampedes America into conflict
Excerpt:
President Bush is using fear as a weapon,
not to build courage among Americans but
to stampede them into endorsing a case
for a war that has been built literally on a grab bag
of possibilities, contingencies, ifs and
maybes, of things that haven't happened but could
happen, of bad guys who might hit us if
we don't hit them first.
This is a created crisis.
Do you think this was written by some wild-ass blogger?
No, it was written by R.C. Longworth, a Chicago Tribune
senior correspondent
I know a lot of people don't like comparisons of our current crisis
with 1930's Germany
but if you read this article, it will amaze you how history seems
to be repeating itself.
The Ultimate Proof of Bush Regime's Course
Excerpt:
With his number two man - a master at manipulating
the media - he began a campaign to convince
the people of the nation that a small,
limited war was necessary. Another nation was harboring many
of the suspicious Middle Eastern people,
and even though its connection with the terrorist who had
set afire the nation's most important building
was tenuous at best, it held resources their nation badly
needed if they were to have room to live
and maintain their prosperity. He called a press conference
and publicly delivered an ultimatum to
the leader of the other nation, provoking an international uproar.
He claimed the right to strike preemptively
in self-defense, and nations across Europe - at first -
denounced him for it, pointing out that
it was a doctrine only claimed in the past by nations seeking
worldwide empire, like Caesar's Rome or
Alexander's Greece.
Excerpt
A "Safe Conduct" leaflet, distributed deep
inside opposition territory,
describes two choices in no uncertain terms:
Fight and die, or surrender and live.
Only a whore could love this war.
Control of the Oil
Is this a war to liberate Iraq and eliminate
weapons of mass destruction, or is this war
merely a mugging to steal a nations oil?
Bush has insisted that this war is about liberation,
not occupation. Bush vowed on March 17
to "work closely with the international community"
after Saddam falls. He also said he would
"quickly seek new Security Council resolutions to
encourage broad participation in ... helping
the Iraqi people to build a free Iraq."
Under international law it is the United
Nations not the United States that has jurisdiction over
post war Iraq. But if this is a war to
steal oil then Bush will want to keep control of the oil in
spite of the law. I believe that the real
test of what this war is about will be determined by who
gets the oil. If we see control of the
oil going to Bush’s corporate buddies then we will know
that the anti-war protestors were right.
Marc Perkel
I have
10W-30 in my veins.
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Subject: So you support our troops huh?
Is this (picture above) what you mean by "supporting" our troops, jackass?
No, and that's a really stupid question.
That's not me holding that sign.
What could make you assume I support those idiots?
You just pulled a Limbaugh - making leaps that could get you in
the Olympics.
Limbaugh ridiculed the troops when Clinton was president.
I support them no matter who is president.
BTW, since you like to call some people
chickenhawks,
may I ask what branch of service YOU served
in?
The army seemed to think two broken femurs was a good enough excuse.
(I broke them intentionally because I hate America)
Why do you support a rich snot who went AWOL?
Logic dictates you'd hate a deserter more than a draft-dodger,
but I'll bet you'd harm Clinton if you had the chance, right?.
Do you have any room for logic in your argument?
And if you support the troops as you say
you do what exactly is it
that you and your barties do to support
them? I gather it isn't much
of anything except to pay lip service.
Am I right?
I want fewer names on the Iraqi War Memorial.
...and you disagree with me on that?
More to come...
Fine, do your homework next time.
Accuse me of what I've said, not some idiot who wants
to prevent
murder by encouraging soldiers to murder their commanding officers.
Sincerely,
Tarapia Tapioco
One pissed off war veteran who is tired
of liberals trying to have it both ways.
It's my opinion that rage is clouding your thinking.
Tell me, how many dead American soldiers are you willing to tolerate?
I want those men to come home - you want them in battle in Iraq?
Why?
Do you believe Bush when he says Iraq caused 9-11?
PS. Usually when someone writes a letter like this, I put up a
monkey sign and ridicule them.
Because you claim to be
a vet, and emotions are running high, I'm giving you some slack.
Quotes
"If the Iraqis harm our POWs, we will hunt
them down
and make them pay the ultimate price."
-- John McCain on Larry King
Senator, that's an extremely stupid lie. Your hero, the man who
accused you of
selling out your fellow Vietnam POWs, has already sentenced
them to death.
How can you warn them not to harm our men with a straight face?
How do you expect to scare people who will be dead very, very
soon?
Your hero's stupidity and arrogance has probably already cost
those men their lives.
If you were a real patriot, John McCain, you'd stand up to the
insane Usurper and
get America back on the right track. Your silence is helping
to kill those POWs.
Subject: Dixie Chicks
I'm afraid I have no use for the Dixie
Chicks at this point. As soon as the heat was applied,
they backed off and talked about the need
to "respect" that unelected drunk. It seems to me
she made the statement just to curry favor
with the London crowd and didn't realize it would
get back to her "fans" in the US.
David
David, it wouldn't hurt to re-read their statement.
They said it was important to respect the title of the presidency.
I thought that was skillfully worded.
To me, the statement read, "No matter how crazy the idiot gets,
it's important to respect the office of the President."
Quotes
"It's got to be torture for these people."
-- CNN's Judy Woodruff (R-Airhead)
using the wrong word
to describe
the anguish of the families of the POWs
Big-time shock alert!!
Iraq
rebuilding contracts awarded
Halliburton, Stevedoring get government contracts
Excerpt:
Halliburton was awarded a contract to put
out oil fires
and make emergency repairs to Iraq's oil
infrastructure.
Cheney divested himself of all interest
in Halliburton after the 2000 election.
Halliburton wouldn't disclose the monetary
value of the contract.
1. Who could've predicted this?
2. Funny how bidding on contracts is verbotten
with the B.F.E.E.
3. I hate being lied to - Cheney didn't divest shit. Halliburton
is still sending him money.
4. Halliburton didn't disclose the monetary value because it'll
be
untold hundreds of billions and it's none
of our f-ing business.
I'm
fed up with your smart mouth, Funnyboy.
You
need to be taught a lesson in obeying the B.F.E.E.!
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A cry for help
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Excerpt:
In Los Angeles, thousands joined an unauthorized
march on Saturday down Sunset Blvd.
to CNN’s headquarters to denounce the cable
news network’s coverage.
For outraged citizens to descend on CNN,
ABC, CBS and NBC—not to mention that citadel
of backwardness and reaction, Fox News—would
be entirely understandable. It is difficult to
overestimate the criminal role played by
the mass media in the current war of aggression.
Quotes
"It's important for the American people to
realize that this war has just begun."
-- The extra stupid
president
Thanks for the advice, dim son.
Those of us who oppose it are well aware.
Tony C
I'm
extra stupid!
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True
story
...assuming we can trust the networks
I heard this out of the corner of my ear, but a grandmother in
Texas was
surfing the Spanish cable channels looking for cartoons for her
granddaughter
to watch because Mommy is in Iraq fighting for B.F.E.E.
oil when she saw her
daughter's picture on a Telemundo news program saying she was
a POW.
That's some sad shit, finding out that way.
What the hell's wrong with those Telemundo bastards?
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Screw
the military.
We
need tax cuts.
Subject: Peace Protestors
Bart,
You posted an e-mail from a reader named
"Pat" who asked, "Do they think we detest the men
and women who have enlisted with the best
of intentions to help their country and make this a
better world? Do they think we hate
the country we grew up in?". Before Saturday, I wasn't
sure about the answer. I was willing
to give you and other peaceniks the benefit of the doubt.
I then read on your site today that you
believe we military folks voted twice in Florida,
presumably en masse, to help
elect Bush. I have finally seen the light.
I didn't say every military person cheated, I'm saying some did.
It's my understanding military personnel get two ballots each.
I don't know if that's for the wife, or if they get one at home
and one at work,
but in November 2000 it was reported (by our whore media) that
many military
personnel voted twice. I'm supposed to accept that?
I'm supposed to like that?
Plus, military ballots were coming in even during December.
Don't you remember
the Republicans screaming "Al Gore doesn't
want military votes to count!"
because the votes kept coming and kept coming after the polls
were closed for weeks.
I am a Recruit Division Commander at the
Navy's Recruit Training Command in Illinois.
My recruits went out on "liberty" Saturday
in Chicago, and encountered peace demonstrators.
One of my recruits was cursed and spat
on. He didn't do anything in response. He walked away.
I am proud of my recruit's restraint and
conduct. I AM sorry that this lousy piece of excrement
will get away with what he did.
If that's a true story, that's a shame.
If I was in uniform and spit on, I'd kick that son of a bitch's
ass.
Where did you Navy guys learn to accept physical abuse from punk-ass
losers?
Let me explain something to you people.
You don't have the right to disrespect those of us who
serve in the military. You don't
have the right to spit on us. We defend your right to protest,
whether we agree with it or not.
We, the United States Armed Forces, would never wish to
trample the rights of those to speak out.
Yet, you would dishonor and degrade us by spitting on us.
You constantly whine about living in a
police state and having freedoms taken away, yet you are
still able to hold your little demonstrations.
Is there something wrong with this picture?
Yes, are part of the trouble is you don't know what you're talking
about. I am a military hawk.
When China shot our spy plane out of the sky, I wanted blood,
but your Weak and Stupid
Commander in Chief got down on his knees and apologized for our
plane flying in international waters
I didn't spit on you - why can't you figure that out?
Is there some part of basic training where
they teach you that if someone spits on you, get on the Internet
and ask BartCop why he did that?
...and like the previous "military man" in this issue, I'm cutting you some slack.
So, do I think you detest the military?
Yes, I do.
I refuse to hold your ignorance against you. Unlike 99.99
percent of America, I have seven years
of history posted for everyone to read. I have always
been pro-military, but when you guys fuck up
and worship an AWOL monkey, I'm compelled to call you on it.
I take shit every week from doves
who quote John Lennon to me, but we have no business attacking
Iraq to make Bush more wealthy.
Do you hate your country? Most definitely.
You are undeserving of the freedoms you
take for granted by living here.
You're not making sense.
If I said you hate your country, would that make it true?
By the way, if our actions in Iraq are so detestable, why are citizens welcoming our troops as liberators.
Tuesday's (today) USA Today says military commanders are surprised
that they are not receiving
more support from the people we are "liberating." Take it up
with them, not me.
If Clinton were taking this same action
(and he wanted to), would you be screaming and ranting
the same things? Would it still be
about oil?
Chief Petty Officer
United States Navy
Clinton's family doesn't run a billion-dollar weapons and oil
conglomerate. Clinton never said he'd
go house-to-house chasing Saddam at the cost of dozens, hundreds
or thousands of men like you.
Of course this is about oil.
Why aren't we going after North Korea? ..because they don't have
any oil.
You need to re-think your position. Bush 41's daddy had
to pay a fine in WWII for helping Hitler.
You can pretend that's not true, but the son of a bitch paid
the fine, so let's not argue about it.
Bush 41 armed Saddam, Osama and Islamic Jihad - remember the
241 Marines we lost in Lebanon?
Bush gave those murdering motherfuckers Stinger missles and swore
under oath that he didn't.
How can you ignore the facts?
Bush 43 went AWOL to snort coke and screw Mexican hookers and
you forgive him for that?
You're not thinking clearly if you support this never-elected
fraud.
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