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"Bush is due for a reality check. We need allies
whenever we contemplate
such drastic actions, and our allies are worried about his constant saber rattling.
Some day he is going to try to give a war and nobody is going to come"
"War is good - oil is good.
God told me to murder Iraq."
Riding a wave of anti-American sentiment, outlawed Islamic extremist organizations
that were routed by the U.S.-led war in Afghanistan in 2001 are making a comeback.
"Militants know that the United States is fully
engaged in Iraq and that has diluted their
focus on the war on terror," said Riffat Hussein, a political analyst. "The militants feel
the government will not maintain as close a watch on them because the American
pressure to keep down or stop all together the activities of militants is off."
Oh, vengeful God, what did we do to anger you so?
Why did you force the unelected idiot on us?
"If I had won the Oscar for a movie about birds
I'd say something about them in my acceptance speech.
But I made a movie about violence - global violence,
so I felt I had to say something about that."
-- Michael Moore
By the way, Bowling
for Columbine is out on
video next week, I think.
I'm looking forward to seeing that and writing a review.
guarding the B.F.E.E.'s assets.
Subject: i would personally...
...like to beat the smirk off of arron brown's face
dave from joliet
Can I tape it?
I know the gang at MWO would like to see that...
"Hey, I'm The Smirk."
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For Mom's first cup o' Chinaco
"I guess MTV doesn't have a research department,
because from Day 1
we've said in interviews that our name is a slang term for the bouffant
hairdo Kate and Cindy used to wear --nothing to do with bombers."
--Fred Schneider of the B-52's, responding to an MTV Europe memo recommending
that songs or groups with military themes not be played during the Iraq war
The world is so stupid...
Subject: Revelations: Houston we have a Whore of Babylon
Considering that the whore media is embedded
(pun intended) and they happen
to be in Babylon, I guess that would make them the whores of Babylon.
Maybe St. John was right, it's the end of
the world as we know it. Or maybe
St. John had a little too much Galileean peyote tea and we are simply fucked,
by the media and our government. Either way real freedom lovers are screwed
unless they stand up and make sure that they are heard.
You are the island of hope in a sea of right
wing filth and repression.
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"It's conceded by the state of Texas that married
couples can't be regulated in their
private sexual decisions," says Smith. To which Scalia rejoins, "They may have
conceded it, but I haven't."...Smith explains that the anti-sodomy laws have pernicious
secondary effects—keeping gay parents from gaining child visitation or custody or
employment, for instance—and Rehnquist wonders whether, if these laws are stuck down,
states can have laws "preferring non-homosexuals to homosexuals as kindergarten teachers."
Smith replies that there would need to be some showing that gay kindergarten teachers
produce harm to children. Scalia offers one: "Only that children might be induced to
follow the path to homosexuality."
--Dahlia Lithwick The Supreme Court Tries Sodomy… on slate.com
I have a question - those gay-bashing 'defense
of marriage" assholes are always screaming at
some gay couple who want to share insurance benefits and hospital visiting privileges but they
never "defend" marriage when Rupert Murdoch auctions off some slut to be married on FOX.
Jesus, those Joe Millionaire and
by America shows cheapen marriage far more than
any gay couple could, but the Laura-the-Aborter types are always screaming at the gays.
Could it be that Murdoch hates Clinton and
likes tax cuts, so that's why they forgive him?
That would prove it's all politics and they're just lying about "defending" marriage.
Frauds, whores and charlatans - every damn
one of them, from Laura to Mickey Medved
to Bill Bennett (R-College Rapist?) all the way down to the vulgar Pigboy.
They're only interested in taking
money from the stupes.
They wouldn't know honesty if it bit them on the ass.
Damn, I wish I had some substantive monkey mail today.
My boot wants to get in some monkey ass in the worst way.
To say that the current debacle in Iraq is the fault of Don Rumsfeld is to miss entirely the
structure, mindset and functionality of the Bush administration. CIA officials, as well as analysts
from the State and Defense Department, warned the administration that American forces would
face stiff and deadly resistance from Iraqi forces. These warnings were utterly ignored. The spin
now is that these views were not presented "forcefully" enough, intimating that Bush was not given
all of the facts in the manner required.
This is nonsense.
What has happened is clear. Bush wanted
war on Iraq, period. He is surrounded by a mob of
yes-men who also wanted war, and so they made sure that only the rosiest of predictions were
listened to in the planning stages.
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Ya gotta love those Freepers
"This is not a crisis. The plan is going
well so far...the key fact
to keep in mind is that U.S. forces drove to within 50 miles of the capital
in just six days without being engaged by regular Iraqi forces."
-- Newt the Scumbag (R-Divorced his wife on her deathbed)
Jesus Christ, Newt!
You mean we've lost 65 men and the other side hasn't even started fighting yet?
That doesn't tell me the war's going "surprisingly
well," you crazy bastard. That tells me
grabbag handjobs in pickup trucks are sucessful at killing our highly trained Marines.
How did you get to be that old without learning to control your mouth?
"...is this war being managed by idiots?"
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Tons of fun stuff
The ultra-violent, explosive second season of The Shield
with Vic (Emmy and Golden Globe winner Michael Chiklis) following leads
on a gang execution while his extra-legal strike team gang plots to take down
the money train that the Armenian mob's been building for months.
Swear to Koresh, this is the most money you've ever seen in your
You people up north, you know the pile of snow that's in the corner
of a Wal-Mart after a big-ass winter storm? It's bigger than that.
Will they get away with it?
Will they manage to tie up all the loose plot lines?
Or leave us dangling like David Chase?
Dave came back last night, and he was great.
He opened with a stab at Rummy:
"Thirty days it took me to get over the Shingles and
according to Donald Rumsfeld, that's right on schedule."
Plus, he did the show wacky on the junk.
As a two-time club owner, I'm an expert on who's drunk and who's not.
He slurred some words early, and I told Mrs Bart, "Dave's higher than I am,"
and a few minutes later, Dave explained he was on some severe pain pills.
Dave used to be a full-tilt alky, so last
night was probably the first time
in 25 years that he performed with that great big buzz - he was funny, too.
Also tonight, 24.
Can Kim break her record of being kidnapped twice in ten minutes?
I say she can!
Also, the Three Stooges 75 Anniversary is tonight on NBC.
The only way it could be better is if they had Tom Arnold hosting -
wait, I was just kidding, but they do have him, but I'll watch anyway.
I'll always have a soft spot for the Three Stooges, not only because
I grew up watching them, but the first time I had the pleasure of tasting
God's flowers I was hosting a Stoogefest in my door room.
"I don't understand what is floating his ship
except patriotism and terrorism concerns,"
said one conservative Republican political strategist quoted in the NY Whore Times.
"If the tide turns, there's nothing else that keeps his boat afloat. There's a sort of feeling
out there of, `Where is this thing going?' We were all happy to follow President Bush into this,
but we're now starting to look up at the hillside and wondering who's up there."
The Monkey President is going to get a whole lot of brave men killed.
Just now, I read some Monkey mail from firstname.lastname@example.org
Personal message: to ALL you faggots.
and there was a picture of a Marine, crying at the memorial service for three fallen comrades.
I reminded Mr fucku that we want fewer dead marines.
Since we're "faggots" who want fewer dead, and he clearly hates us
and our position on the war, that can only mean he wants more dead.
This is what happenes when an unelected brainless monkey steals
control and then sees something that someone else has that he wants.
But hey, we've "only" lost 65 men (at last count) and Newt says this the war going "surprisingly well."
You watch, years from now, they will still focus on the 22 men
who Bush sent to Somalia
and they'll continue to ignore Reagan's 241, Poppy's 140 and the hundreds? lost for Iraq's oil.
Just keep the focus on Clinton's zipper - that's the key to success in journalism and broadcasting.
twins volunteer for war on Iraq
Other politicians' children follow
George Bush announced Tuesday that his two children--twins Barbara and Jenna
--have joined the Army in order to take part in the military action against Iraq.
“They want to help their country,” said Bush during
a press conference. “They’ve heard
me and my administration talk about how Saddam Hussein is a very bad man. A mad man.
A sad man. Behind blue eyes. Won’t get fooled again.
“He has nucular weapons and sarin gas and
anthrax and West Nile and nerve gas and
all kinds of other stuff. And he’s going to use it to destroy the world, including the greatest
country in history, the one that is closest to my heart. And after he attacks Israel, he might
even attack the United States. Of America.
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"Former New Republic editor Andrew Sullivan,
who has used his pro-war Web site,
www.andrewsullivan.com, to document many of the BBC's excesses, refers to the Beeb,
as it's called, as "the Baghdad Broadcasting Corp."
--Tim Rutten, Grasping a war told in real time
How does Andrew Sullivan have any credibility at all?
He's always been a whore's whore, since I first heard his name years ago.
Despite being a bareback, HIV-positive homosexual, he's been crowned
the queen of the GOP, all the while wearing the "liberal" title on his sleeve.
But because he was willing to slur the last elected president
at every opportunity,
the GOP media monopoly has made him a queenpin of the media.
And as far as the "Baghdad Broadcasting Corp," well sure, anyone
in lockstep with America's new fascist party has to be a Saddam sympathizer.
One side effect - it's giving uneducated dorks like Ol' Bart a
Jesus, these days, all you gotta do is tell the truth and people respect you.
Sorry, I missed something else on your website
that I thought I should comment on.
Clinton sent soldiers that did not come home either, what about Somalia.
130 Men died in Mogadishu.
Clinton was president when those men died, but he didn't send
troops to Somalia.
We lost 22 marines there, where did you get the figure of 130?
Come on Bart, your making this to easy.
Sir, look at the scoreboard - you have no points.
You might want to land a punch before taking your victory laps.
And another thing, while your bellyaching
about Bush Sr, and Reagan and their foreign
policy screwups, lets talk about Carter and Iran, or how about Korea and Clinton.
Your side had made mistakes to.
Carter couldn't make a deal with Iran because Bush illegally offered
them a better deal
if they would continue holding the hostages. It's not Carter's fault that the B.F.E.E.,
with the help of the CIA, undermined his legal efforts to save those hostages, and it wasn't
Carter's fault that the military couldn't get six goddamn helicopters to work in the sand.
If they came to Carter and said, "But
Sir, our choppers won't fly in the sand," and Carter
said, "Dammit, follow your orders," then it might be Carter's fault.
Clinton contained Korea and got them to unplug their reactor.
When Bush said
"We will root out terror in the Axil of Evil," Korea broke the deal and started taking
measures to defend themselves. Bush needs never-ending wars to get people to forget
they have no job, no savings and no health care.
Iraq picked a fight with Iran, and we backed
them up, yes with chemical weapons.
But in 1988, when he used them on his own people, the U.N voted UNAMINOUSLY
to condem him (us included).
Yeah, so why did Cheney repair Saddam's oil fields in the 90s?
Could it be because he knew he'd own them someday, so might as well let Saddam
foot the bill for new pipelines and updated derricks?
And one more thing, If your side wanted
us to go through the U.N to handle Iraq,
why are they not doing the same with Korea. The dems think Korea is a bigger threat,
and they say "WE" must deal with them first, not the United Nations.
Every sane person I know thinks Korea is
a bigger problem than Iraq.
Only the insane bunch in the White House sees Saddam as a "threat"
because they have a hardon for his oil.
But you know why, because Korea will never use them, they just want attention.
Could it be possible to make a bigger mistake than that last sentence?
"Don't worry, the North Koreans will never use their nukes?"
I'd sure like to play some high-stakes poker with you.
WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
No, under Reagan, Bush and Bush, we sell them weapons, then stonewall
then lie about it, then commit perjury over it, then pardon the guilty when they get convicted of it.
Your score is still zero, but I enjoy arguing with you.
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Suppose the Iraqis' brought the dead bodies
of Saddam and his 2 sons out of Baghdad,
then announced: ''The USA got what it wanted, now go home."
I wonder what Bush would do.
John, he would steal their oil.
Subject: "Feed the Children" Campaign
I read you everyday, just to keep the meager
grip on my sanity. This past weekend
I was watching a program that's been around for years--"Feed the Children". I was
always under the impression this effort was for third world countries. To my amazement
and disgust they were actually asking for money donations to help feed American children
whose parents are currently in Iraq!
I realize I might very well be in the minority
here, but I find it repulsive that we continue,
as a country, to brag about our military might, our humanitarian effort in Iraq, blah, blah, blah.
It would appear our service people could use a government sponsored humanitarian effort
here at home--to feed their children. Sickening.
The final insult is asking Marines to sign
a pledge card to pray for Bush,
while they are the ones in combat.
Thanks, Bart for letting me get this off my chest!
Roslyn, don't forget - we offered Turkey $25 billion to
let us borrow some
land for a few months, but the families of our soldiers still have to beg for food.
A remember the lying moron said, "Help
is on the way," at every campaign stop.
He screwed the military, has gotten quite a few of them killed for no goddamn reason
other than he wants to steal Saddam's toys - and the military LOVES him and they
hate Clinton for lying about an affair that he shouldn't have even been asked about.
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