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"Substitute Bill Clinton for Bush over the
past six months. What would TV talking heads be saying today?
William Kristol, Sean Hannity and the others would be demanding Clinton's impeachment. They would be
screaming that there were no weapons of mass destruction and Clinton knew it. He lied to the U.N., to the
American people, and he deliberately and unnecessarily placed American troops in harm's way."
-- Ed Garvey, The Capital Times (Madison, WI), May 13, 2003
Senior politicians on both sides of the Atlantic want answers to what is becoming
the most asked question since major combat ended in Iraq: Where are the WMD
the coalition said it went to war to destroy?
Bush said this weekend that weapons had
already been found. As evidence,
though, he pointed to two suspected biological laboratories which both the Pentagon
and U.S. weapons hunters have said do not constitute arms.
The poor Bush boy has been caught lying again..
He's learning that the European press doesn't back up every lie he tells like their good
puppy American counterparts. In Europe, it's possible to read the truth in the papers
"I don't understand - the press doesn't play ball in Europe?
"Conservative news organizations are popular,
he admitted, because they feed the rage. We bring the pain to the
liberal media. I say that mockingly, but it's true somewhat.... While these hand-wringing Freedom Forum types talk
about objectivity, the conservative media likes to rap the liberal media on the knuckles for not being objective.
We've created this cottage industry in which it pays to be un-objective.... It's a great way to have your cake and
eat it too. Criticize other people for not being objective. Be as subjective as you want. It's a great little racket."
-- Matt Labash, senior writer with The Weekly Standard
And since the Democrats and the media refuse to call them on it,
they get away with that
"fair and balanced" horseshit all the time knowing it's a stupid and clumsy lie.
Olympics Bombing Suspect Arrested
The 'Christian's Christian' held for murder, terrorism
Eric Rudolph (R-Killer) faces six federal explosive counts. The charges stem from the explosion
in Atlanta's Olympic Centennial Park during the 1996 Olympics; a 1998 bombing at an abortion
clinic in Birmingham, Ala.; and 1997 bombings in Atlanta outside a gay nightclub and an office
building that housed an abortion clinic.
Let's add them up:
Enjoys killing innocent people
Plays with bombs as a hobby
Hates gays, wants them dead
Hates a woman's right to choose
Plays "Survivor" in the woods
The swastika fits - he's GOP, all right.
The Political Life of George W. Bush
by Molly Ivins and Lou Dubose
Book report by Pam Green
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Lack of accountability to the media seems to have followed Bush from the
Governor's Mansion in Austin. "The Texas Observer once opined that if the
press corps' noses got any closer to Dubya's behind, reporters would be in
violation of the state sodomy laws."
Mindpilot scores again - this time with Sen. Jim Jeffords
"I'm not reading this. This is bullshit."
--Colin Powell's honest assessment of the WMD speech he eventually gave at the UN
US News and World Report magazine said the first draft of the speech was prepared for Powell
by Cheney's chief of staff, Lewis "Scooter" Libby, in late January.
According to the report, the draft contained
such questionable material that Powell lost his temper,
throwing several pages in the air and declaring, "I'm not reading this. This is bullshit."
But like every Republican, Colin knuckled under to Whitey,
trading dignity and honesty for power.
Colin, you let Bush murder 8,000 Iraqi's just to keep your fancy job in Massa Bush's Big House?
You let the idiot Bush boy blow the arms off of that little Iraqi kid, and had his parents murdered?
"Thank you, Colin!"
You're going to Hell, Colin - I can guarantee that (if there
was a hell)
What made you do it, Colin?
What made you turn whore for the white supremacists?
How can you live with yourself, knowing that thousands
because you didn't have enough character to do the right thing?
He was hanging horizontally and his frightened face was in close-up. A soldier driving the fork-lift
truck could be seen in the background, staring at his victim and apparently laughing.
Another picture showed a pair of white legs and the head of a male Iraqi. The hand of a man
behind the Iraqi’s head appeared to be forcing him to perform oral sex.
The Iraqi was squatting and again appeared
to be at least naked to the waist.
The soldier’s face was not visible. A third picture showed a pair of bare backsides.
One Iraqi man was on his knees on the floor with his body bent.
Another was pressed behind him, tightly
moulding his body like a spoon in what seemed to be a
sexual position. The fourth snap showed two naked Iraqis cowering on the ground as if thrown there..
"So this tied up sand nigger is hanging from this
fork lift with his dick out and the other one is
forced to blow him while the Brits take pictures."
John W Hardin - are you still reading?
Drop me a line, Dude.
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"The administration's antiterror campaign makes
me think of the way television studios really look.
The fancy set usually sits in the middle of a shabby room, full of cardboard and duct tape.
Networks take great care with what viewers see on their TV screens; they spend as little
as possible on anything off camera."
-- Paul Krugman, "Paths of Glory," the New York Whore Times, May 16, 2003.
Here's a letter I sent to Crossfire today:
"Having seen Bush's tearful visit to Auschwitz
on CNN, I too weep for the Jewish victims
of the Nazi concentration camps. What I didn't see on CNN was mention that in 1942
Bush's grandfather, Prescott Bush, had his Union Bank of NYC assets seized by the US
government under the Trading with the Enemy Act for subsidizing the Nazi war machine.
Nor indeed was their mention of the Pentagon's announcement last week that they have plans
to turn Guantanamo Bay into a Nazi-style death camp complete with execution chambers.
Johnny in Austin, Texas"
Johnny, it's my opinion that Gitmo has been an execution chamber
for a long time.
When Bush announced that he had "Kill on my whim" powers, he also said there would
be no trials for these POWs. That was our notice that the torture and killing had begun.
Who's going to stop him?
He can legally murder anyone he wants.
Taliban POWs, Saddam, Paul Wellstone - you name anyone, Bush can legally murder him.
I blame the Democrats.
Security-Gate? Texas tussle stirs up a scandal
How will the Democrats find a way to cave in on this one?
Once the Democrats were away, the cops played. When state House Speaker Tom Craddick ordered
the Texas Department of Public Safety to round up the strays, the lawmen tackled their assignment with zeal.
They even issued what looked like an arrest warrant with the legislators' home addresses and Texas driver's
license numbers -- even though, even now, no one has made clear exactly what law was broken.
Then came the notorious phone call in which
a still-unidentified DPS agent tried to enlist the help of the
Homeland Security Department in the search for the runaway legislators. According to folks at the federal
agency, the agent did so by misleading them into thinking that a plane full of lawmakers might have crashed.
Given the agency's mission, the implication must have been that terrorism might be involved.
Was this the desperate act of a lone police
officer? We may never know. The DPS has destroyed many of
the documents related to the search, claiming that federal regulations required it to purge intelligence
information not related to a criminal investigation. What arrogance. The Republicans turned DPS into their
private security force. They tried to involve Homeland Security. Then they wanted to draft the FBI.
"If you've ever wondered what John Ashcroft
would do when faced with a choice between defending
an energy company and discouraging slavery and murder in the developing world, the unappetizing
answer may be found here. FindLaw columnist and Human Rights Watch attorney Joanne Mariner
explains how the Justice Department, in its zeal to protect Unocal, is seeking to destroy the Alien
Tort Claims Act -- the law that allows people injured by serious violations of international law abroad
to seek civil damages in American courts against perps based in the United States.
-- Joe Conason, if you subscribe to Salon.com
There has been intense partisan acrimony in the Senate over some of Bush's choices to fill federal judgeships.
If a justice steps down this summer, there is a possibility of a political stalemate that would leave the job unfilled for months.
None of the nine current justices has announced
plans to retire, but for reasons of age and politics Rehnquist, 78,
and O'Connor, 73, are considered the most likely candidates. Each has served decades on the court and would
prefer to leave while they have their health. Rehnquist was named to the court by Nixon and O'Connor by Reagan.
Both justices are part of the court's conservative wing and would prefer that a Republican president pick a successor.
These two crooked judges appointed The Fraud, over the
wishes of the voters, who will pick their replacements.
If the Democrats allow this incestuous rape to continue to reproduce, I fear the very worst for this country.
The crooks appoint their successors, who will only appoint other crooks.
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Watching the Sunday morning talk shows - I am so sick of Democrats with cotton balls.
One after another, when asked if Bush lied about Iraqs WMD, every
Democrat gave Bush
the benefit of the doubt and blamed "intelligence failures" for Bush's illegal murder spree.
A legitimate scandal that killed thousands is dumped in the laps of these weak-ass pink tutus.
Not one of them thought it was even worth questioning the horrid
These puny and gutless cowards don't deserve to win any more elections.
We need to replace 80 percent of them with anybody else.
Dean, Kerry and the rest - where the hell are you? Can't you get
invited on any talk shows?
Or were you so mealy-mouthed last time, that the networks can't have their audience go to sleep?
I saw life in Bob Graham, who had the courage to mention Bush's
secret 9-11 report,
on CNN with Wolf the Whore, but the "Democrats" on Meet the Whore, Face the Whore and
This Whore with Judas Maximus were nothing but a gaggle of yellow-streaked pussies who
are begging for approval from Mr. Rove.
Democrats have no desire to compete, much less win.
I just can't hardly take it any more.
"Rove directs his man Bush like no other president
in American history has been ordered about
by an ostensible subordinate. Rove thinks. Bush acts. Rove is politically astute and clever.
The president is intellectually lazy, and would just as soon pump iron and play video games
and let others write the script."
-- Bill Gallagher, Bush Plays While Rove Manipulates Fear
Where Are Those Iraqi Weapons?
by Helen Thomas, the only non-whore at Bush's White House
"The Central Intelligence Agency is investigating the accuracy of the Bush administration's conclusions that Iraq
represented an imminent and direct threat to the United States. The administration cited U.S. intelligence
assessments that Iraq possessed weapons of mass destruction and had ties to al-Qaida terrorists as reasons
to attack Iraq. Now, after seven weeks of U.S. occupation of Iraq, the failure to find evidence supporting
those accusations raises the prospect that Bush, Powell, Rumsfeld and other administration officials either
exaggerated the danger to justify the invasion of Iraq or were misled by flawed intelligence...It is up to Bush
to clear up the confusion. Some might say, "So what? We got rid of the brutal dictator Saddam Hussein and
liberated the Iraqis." But that would ignore the duty of our elected leaders to level with the American people.
And it would ignore the public's duty to demand that accountability."
So, the CIA is investigating their appointed boss?
I'm on pins & needles, waiting for them to indict their appointed boss.
Today the FCC shrinks the ownership pool
The MTV Movie Awards
Marriage proposals for the Dalai Lama
Paul McCartney ended his world tour in Liverpool
Naked in Lausanne
And, the Little Mermaid vandalized again
Donald Rumsfeld has admitted that the elusive weapons may never be found, suggesting that Saddam
may have destroyed them before the war. Mr Rumsfeld's deputy, Paul Wolfowitz, asserts that disarming
the Iraqi dictator was only 'a bureaucratic reason' for attack. Even more disturbingly for Mr Blair, a senior
intelligence official claims that Downing Street wanted the dossier outlining Saddam's threat 'sexed up'
and that information was included against security services' advice.
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Is There Anything Left That Matters?
"This is what I don't understand: All of a sudden nothing seems to matter. First, they said they
wanted Bin Laden "dead or alive." But they didn't get him. So now they tell us that it doesn't matter.
Our mission is greater than one man. Then they said they wanted Saddam Hussein, "dead or alive."
He's apparently alive but we haven't got him yet, either. However, President Bush told reporters
recently, "It doesn't matter. Our mission is greater than one man." Finally, they told us that we were
invading Iraq to destroy their weapons of mass destruction. Now they say those weapons probably
don't exist. Maybe never existed. Apparently that doesn't matter either. Except that it does matter."
"Clinton lied about sex. Why can't I lie
to murder thousands and steal their oil?"
"Empyrrhicism: Gaining Iraq and losing the
-- Arris Jayee
Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
First president to enter office with a criminal
(But we have no idea how many crimes he has pleaded guilty to.)
First president to pre-emptively attack
a sovereign nation against
the will of the UN and the world community.
First president to appointed felons to administration positions.
First president to have a majority of Europe (71%) view America as world's biggest threat.
First president to use torture on people who were denied trials and legal representation .
Did golf's prettiest poser have a good weekend?
"I forgot what winning feels like."
The poser died his hair red.
Does he think he's Dennis Rodman now?
But I will give him credit for something - I have never
watched so much golf in my life.
Watching him blow putt after putt, and trying to catch up was the highlight of my weekend.
Until I get to root against the Dallas Cowgirls again, Tiger is a decent substitute.
And isn't it time sports writers stopped calling him "the
best golfer in the world?"
He's certainly no Kenny Perry, that's for sure. He's no Mike Weir.
He's not going to win diddly-jack with The BartCop Hex on his ass.
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"Right this way Mr. Bush.
This is where the slaves
started your family fortune."
President Bush, appearing almost uncomfortable, read a statement that said that humanity was
"bound by conscience to remember what happened" and that "the record has been kept and preserved."
But while President Bush publicly embraced
the community of holocaust survivors in Washington last spring,
he and his family have been keeping a secret from them for over 50 years about Prescott Bush, the president's
grandfather. According to classified documents from Dutch intelligence (and Union Bank records) and US
government archives, W's grandfather, Prescott Bush made considerable profits off Auschwitz slave labor.
In fact, President Bush himself is an heir to these profits from the holocaust which were placed in a blind trust
in 1980 by his father, former president George Herbert Walker Bush.
Bush says we need to remember about The Nazi's and their allies - I agree.
Hitler, Osama, Saddam, Noriega, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hezzbollah
- with the B.F.E.E., it's about the money.
And if a few thousand (or million) have to die to make the Bush Family richer, that's the price of doing business.
by Mark Crispin Miller
Book Report by Lisa A C
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The book doesn’t dispute the fact that the president has a problem with the English language, but Miller
is the likely the first author on record to note that Mr. Bush can speak deftly when he means it.
"This is an impressive crowd, the haves, and
the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base."
(LAUGHTER) —Al Smith Memorial Dinner in New York, 10/19/00
Conversely, Miller notes that Bush stumbles when he either has no interest in issue, or is just lying:
I'm getting a lot of Joe Biden pink-tutu graphics
“I don’t know enough to comment on that.
I just don’t know what happened there.
I’m just not qualified to comment.”
-- Joe the Squealer, when Russert
offered him a free shot at Dubya.
Senator, you're not qualified to be a man.
Vegas is hurting
Bush recession killed tourism
During the torrid '90s, the spotlight in Las Vegas shifted from slot machines to elaborate themed resorts.
A faux Eiffel Tower, Empire State Building, roller coasters and Venetian canals became part of the city's landscape.
That hotel casino building boom, in which richly detailed themed resorts became the attractions, drew waves of
tourists and lessened the city's reliance on gamblers for its income.
But luring tourists requires a healthy economy.
I understand Paris
Las Vegas is having the toughest time because the Unelected
Tantrum needed a scapegoat
when the whole world begged him to knock off his plans to murder Baghdad and steal their oil.
Saturday, MSGOP, the second-most slanderous "rah-rah
Bush" network said the Unelected Tantrum
was "having a lot of trouble getting over his anger at the French."
Well, someone ough to tell the spoiled little snot that it's not
If he was a real president, he'd consider America's interests before those of the B.F.E.E..
Thinking about Vegas makes me homesick
Remember the party we had just last September?
We had to be at the K-Drag International at 5AM for the damn 7AM flight, so we ran out of steam soon after
the Friday night bus ride and crashed early. Crashing early is a sin in Vegas, but they forgive sins there, ...so what the hell...
But crashing early means waking up early.
We woke up at 4:30 and couldn't get back to sleep so we did what
approaching 50 would do. Since we'd just left a tequilafest, and had another, bigger one to attend in 15 hours, we decided
to party like teenagers - after all, this is the nastiest, greediest, gaudiest, hedonistic, most self-indulgent city of crass wantonism
and perversion in the world, ...or so I was told by the people who refused to consider attending this Fest.
Click Here to see Steve's excellent slide presentation
I can hardly function since Bush came into
office. I can't believe it happened.
It's just one outrage after another, and about all I do now is drink and cry.
Thank you for keeping on--for your humor, your anger and intelligence.
Your site helps sustain me... and I might not even bother to try if it weren't
for my daughter, who will be three in August; who is an American and a citizen
of the world, and for whose sake I hope that there is still some reason to hope.
RA in Oak Ridge
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