Volume
1144 - Come die with us
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Monday Aug
25, 2003
Quotes
"One of the most troubling developments in
the United States today is that its media model — once the
beacon of the world — is essentially
broken. The relationship between the rulers and reporters has become
all too cozy. In addition, many reporters,
especially in Washington, D.C., are too focused on reporting
“just the facts” — as they are presented
by the government...
--Stephan
Richter, Attribution
Experts
Doubt U.S. Claim on Iraqi Drones 
BFEE caught lying yet again, gets yet
another pass
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Here
Excerpt:
Huddled over a fleet of abandoned Iraqi
drones, U.S. weapons experts in Baghdad came to one conclusion:
Despite Bush's public assertions, these
unmanned drones weren't designed to dispense biological or chemical weapons.
The evidence gathered this summer matched
the dissenting views of Air Force intelligence analysts who argued
in their assessment of Iraq before the
war that the remotely piloted planes were unarmed reconnaissance drones.
In building its case for war, senior Bush
administration officials had said Iraq's drones were intended
to deliver unconventional weapons.
The unproven U.S. assertion regarding Iraq's
UAV programs is one among many. American weapons hunters,
like their U.N. counterparts, haven't reported
finding any chemical, biological weapons or nuclear weapons in Iraq so
far.
The lack of success in uncovering unconventional
weapons, after warnings that Iraq posed an immediate danger,
has led critics and some former government
analysts to suggest the administration exaggerated the threat posed by
Saddam.
...thereby intentionally dragging America
into an unnecessary war that's become very bloody for us.
Quotes
"Gore and Davis and bland and blander. Both
were veterans of Vietnam, which would make
a Gore-Davis presidential ticket the
only compelling argument yet in favor of friendly fire."
--Ann Coulter,
who finds "friendly fire" jokes funny these days?
Attribution
Inmate
Kills Pedophile Priest in Prison
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This is bad news for every pedophile priest and each of his victims.
The Church will be more hesitant to "finger" these priests now,
because exposing them will be seen as the same as killing them.
They say there's a hierarchy in prison, and child rapists are
near the bottom.
Odds are that priest is in a better place now than 48 hours ago.
(I don't mean that - he's dead. He's not anywhere now.)
Long Sidebar:
Also, and this is something I've been meaning to say for years,
but I only
remember it when someone beloved dies, like Bob Hope,
and it'd be too tacky.
The night after Bob Hope died, Larry King had a Hope daughter
on, and some
close friends, and I heard the stupidest question you can ask
the bereaved family.
"Now that he's in Heaven, which old friends
is Bob Hope having the most fun seeing
again?"
Gee, are we all six years old?
Do we really think there's actually a place called Heaven?
ha ha
No wonder those TV preachers make so damn much money.
Why in the wide, wide world of sports would somebody think there's
a Heaven?
I can see saying that when small children are around, because
asking them to face
the facts of life at a tender age might be too much, but did
we all forget to grow up?
Seems to me, if people really thought there was a God and a Heaven
and a Hell,
they would behave like their parents and grandparents were watching.
There would be no drugs, no Vegas, no adultery, no alcohol, no
tax
cheating, etc.
How often do you meet someone like that? Once
a year?
You should plan to come to my funeral.
I've left instructions that no lies be told - none at all.
Hex on thee! Hex on thee! Hex on
thee!
Hey Monkey!
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Quotes
"Rusty Thomas, a minister from Waco, Tex.,
said. "Those [Alabama] judges betrayed a righteous man.
They'll pay the price." We all know
what happens when a religious nut from Waco threatens you. And in
Florida, "pro-life" forces prepare
to kill again. The judge who sentenced Paul Hill to death in 1994 for the
murder of an abortion doctor in Pensacola
has received a death-threat letter containing a rifle bullet --
making him the fourth official in Florida
to be targeted in a campaign to halt Hill's Sept. 3 execution.
Where is Johnny Asscrack when all of
this is going on?"
--Roger Ailes,
(the one who's not a Nazi) http://rogerailes.blogspot.com/
"Hmmm.
looks like Hambali's getting some company..."
Bustamante
Leads Musclehead by 13
Recall losing steam as wheels begin falling off the clown
car
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Excerpt:
In a survey by the LA Times, 35 percent
backed Bustamante (D-Experience),
and 22 percent supported Musclehead, (R-Faded
star) a suspected gay porn actor.
Data also showed 50 percent support the
effort to oust Davis and 45 percent oppose it,
which reversed a former 70/30 trend to
recall Gray Davis.
The new numbers for Bustamante differ from
others released lately.
I wonder if John Zogby (R-For Rent) was involved in the early
poll numbers?
"Zogby
does good work - we've used him for years...)
Gray
Davis Lacked Legal Ability to Solve Energy Crisis
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Excerpt:
When power shortages began in the summer
of 2000 and wholesale power prices tripled, Davis immediately
accused generators of gouging electricity
customers. State regulators cited indications of price manipulation
and deliberate withholding of power supplies
by generators. In response, the governor demanded that FERC
impose price ceilings on generators' prices.
His pleas went unanswered for more than
a year. A solid majority of Federal Energy Regulatory Commissioners
were ideologically committed to California's
electricity deregulation program, the first in the nation. Imposing price
controls would brand the California plan
a failure.
This is a two-year old story, but Bush's good puppy press continues
to help him bury it.
When davis asked the White House to call off Kenny Boy, Bush
said "market forces"
were at work and must be allowed to find their level. But
everybody knew Enron
was creating false invoices for power they allegedly traded in
and out of the state.
As always, with the help of the networks and the print media and
talk radio, Bush skates
away with the money and whoever is left standing there gets top
catch the blame.
Greg Palast can explain it a lot better than I can:
We are told that there is just not enough
electricity and gas. Even the Democrats and the
New York Times agree that there is an energy
crisis in California, which is evidence enough
to conclude: There is no energy crisis
in California.
Power shortage? Nope. The California power
grid operator reported that, just over the
California border at the 'Henry Hub' gas
pipeline switching centre, you could buy plentiful
gas for $1 (£66p) a therm. A couple
of miles down the road in California, the price was $10.
By golly, it turns out the two power
merchants that controlled the biggest pipe into California
simply blocked part of the tube. Result:
panic, price spikes and black outs. Attribution
Cheney (R-Bleeds oil) set up this whole scam to punish CA for
voting Democrat in 2000.
Who's
tougher on terror?
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Here
Excerpt:
Conservatives blame 9/11 on Clinton. But
it was Bush Republicans who made deals
with terrorists -- while Clinton's team
took concrete steps to protect Americans.
Part 5 of Joe Conason's "Big Lies"
Damn
the luck...
Bill Bennett (R-Whore) was on Tim the Whore's MSGOP show Saturday
night.
He was whining about how unfair it was to kick a good guy when
he's down.
He was whining about how unfair it was to point fingers, since
we all slip, sometimes.
He was whining about how unfair it was to have the media go after
you for slipping.
Swear to Koresh, my eyes were lying to me, because I could
not have witnessed this horseshit.
Here's the deal on Bennett:
If you have millions, there's nothing wrong with gambling
millions, if your family is secure.
If Bennett wants to gamble big-time slots, this is America, or
at least this is Nevada.
If Michael Jordan wants to bet Charles Barkley $10,000 a hole
at golf, who can object?
If I but AOL at $60, I understand life is a gamble...
But Bennett ...made his millions ...beating up the seven
deadly sins.
He enjoys food and drink too
much, he just can't say no.
He apparently is unable to say
no to gambling, because getting caught cost him his lil' high horse.
He's addicted to tobacco
money, big oil money and NRA money.
He's a whore who can't stop.
He admits he's addicted to drugs
( nicotine) and he's the Morals
Czar we should all emulate?
It looks like "immediate gradification" is Billy's middle name,
and he's going to lecture us
about what an evil, immoral and negative impact Bill Clinton
had on this country?
"I'm
out of control..."
Subject: rumor
There's a rumor that if Bush gets in trouble
he'll be subject to chimpeachment.
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Quotes
“Overturning Saddam is not a central battle
in that war against terrorism.
al-Qaeda is probably finding it more
hospitable in Baghdad today than they did before.”
--Eleanor
Clift, Attribution
Bart,
Peter Lee: That Giant Sucking Sound
Randolf Holhut: The Bush Administration's
Shabby Treatment of Our Soldiers
Chris Floyd: Cheap Thrills: Bush Buys
Lies to Push War
John Pilger: Now, We Are the Iraq Extremists
Jim Hightower: Living in a Kleptocrat
Nation
Paul Loeb: Lootocracy
...those are just some of Friday's reading
at the smirkingchimp.com but it was very nearly too much for
me.
as i scrolled down to each new article,
i began to feel isolation, desparation, a pervasive looming sadness
came over me and before long i was hanging
my head in grief and longing. and i wept.
this is not america anymore... they've taken
our birthright away from us.
they're trying to kill it. and they
are suceeding.
i loved my country. my father taught
me to, or rather showed me.
i knew i was a fortunate son just for being
born here rather than anywhere on the entire planet.
for all its facade and pretensions, i loved
being an american.
this is so very, very sad.
(withheld)
That's why we have Shirley, Chinaco, fresh Bixby
corn, poker, U2, The Sopranos, Brooke Burke etc.
We're staying in this fight for as long as it takes and we must
retain our sanity.
Those who get in too deep either burn out (too many to mention)
or end up dead (Steve Kangas).
Nothing against smirkingchimp - they have an excellent
and informative news site,
but bartcop.com is more of a partying treehouse
where you might accidentally learn something.
I agree it's never been this bad, but we can't give up.
Subject: Operation
Bush Unemployment
I challenge you, the American voters and
taxpayers, to send George W. Bush
a printed out copy of the State of Texas
Unemployment Application form on November 4, 2003.
http://www.webspawner.com/users/sydney320/index.html
Grandstanding
Judge denies Jesus
After weeks of saying he wouldn't - anybody hear the cock
crow?
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Here
Excerpt:
After defying a federal court order and
drawing hundreds of cheering Christian activists to this capitol city,
Alabama's crusading chief justice conceded
today and said that he will not try to block the removal of his
2-ton Ten Commandments monument from the
rotunda of the Supreme Court building.
"Maybe they can move the monument, but they can't
take it out of our hearts," said Rich Kendall, 52,
who there with a 10-foot-tall wooden cross
on his back.
Hey Rich - nobody ever tried to take it from your heart.
That was just Jerry Falwell being a prick.
Why
we dropped the bomb on Japan
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New perspectives...
Welcome
to Brainwashington D.C.
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Excerpt:
[As of ] today the criminal case of the
9-11 attacks has remained entirely unsolved. Investigations
by police
and authorities utterly failed, none of
the real backers and preparators of these attacks were found, also no hard
evidence and no terrorist was captured.
In fact, after 18 months we do not know more than we knew 48 hours
after the attacks, when that list of the
19 Hijackers had been published. So the results of the greatest police-operation
in history amount to virtually nothing.
I think there are two reasons for this zero-investigation:
First: the secrecy of the US-administration,
which has stonewalled all evidence of 9-11 flight-recorders,
air-traffic-communication etc. - and buried it in the grave of "national
security".
Second: the nearly total breakdown
of the media's constitutional function in democratic societies
as an instrument of power-control and critical investigation.
Subject: gas prices
BC:
What are gas prices like in Oklahoma?
In New York, they will be past $2.00 a
gallon soon.
One station raised prices 27 cents a gallon,
including 13 cents in one day!
The B.F.E.E. loves oil, so they
don't care.
Brian
I think California has gas in the $2.30 range - they voted Democrat.
Oklahoma was solidly behind Bush, so gas is $1.50 here
Return!
Welcome back, Dave.
For years, the GOP has had a phoney issue
about the United Nations.
Blowhard gasbags like vulgar Pigboy Rush
have said 1,000 times that
"Clinton wants to turn our military
over to the clowns over at the UN."
It was a phoney issue because in the last 50 years, there's never
been
a situation that the American military couldn't handle - until
right now.
Now the Unelected Bungler is on his knees, begging and bribing
other nations
to please send some of their young men to come
die with us,
but knowing that a lying idiot, theif and fool is in charge,
they are hesitant.
The only way they'll consider sending troops is if they
can share the
decision-making, because Rummy & Cheney have done such a
bad job.
...but that means, to some degree, we're turning over our military
to the UN
which is the phoney non-issue that never was - until Bush made
his oil grab.
Bottom line - the GOP will do what they always do - they'll sacrifice
their
core beliefs to bail out one of their own because, to use a poker
term,
they've gone "All in" on
the Pinhead who's been a dismal failure at best.
Suddenly, they don't mind turning over our military to the UN.
Suddenly, that's fine and dandy with these jagoffs.
They know if a Democrat wins, they will have to stop raping the
treasury
and the super rich will have to give up their oh-so-precious
tax cut,
so they'll sacrifice the health of their kids before they'll
give up that extra money.
Subject: Scaredy Cat
To: oreilly@foxnews.com
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
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Joe Conason
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
Joe Conason
I just love to scare people.
Brad
Franklinton, LA
ha ha
I think everyone should ask Bill O'Reilly what he's afraid
of...
oreilly@foxnews.com
Weekend in the sand...
Tiger
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Eldrick shut out of majors this year, internet hex blamed
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What?
They say one of the latest fatalities in Iraq was from a "non-combat
bullet wound."
Are these men shooting themselves to escape the hellish realities
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Monkeys
make poor war heroes
President Bush's lack of leadership in losing
the war on terrorism has been remarkable.
After September 11, President Bush acted
like a coward and hid in a bunker. America is
much less safe as a result. He continues
to wage global war on every country that can't
fight back, with focus and determination.
Thanks to him, America is losing the war on terror.
Our military proceeded with reckless abandon
to murder the innocent civilians of Afghanistan
and Iraq, and ensure that terrorists all
over the world have even more reason than ever to use
weapons of mass destruction against America
and Israel.
President Bush fails to understand that
we must give our military all the support it needs.
He has not sent nearly enough troops into
Iraq to win the peace. That is why the capture of
Baghdad was followed by all of the anarchy
and looting. Clearly, he had no plan for maintaining
the peace after capturing Iraq. I assume
that is because he cares not about the Iraqis. All he
wants is to steal their oil and leave.
He continues to cut the pay and benefits
of our military men both here, and overseas.
His "help is on the way" lie was just empty
rhetoric, which seems to be an ongoing pattern
with this administration. This President
is not providing the leadership America needs.
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Carlos
Santana interview on CNN
It was wild
stuff.
Carlos said the band flipped out when they
saw the crowd at Woodstock.
They had to fly in because the roads were
impassable, and seeing 350K people
was a little disturbing to someone doing
mass quantities of psychadelic drugs.
He and his band were unknown outside of
San Fransisco at the time, and this was
their chance to make a big impression on
the world, and Carlos was tripping on
mescaline, plus another drug I'm surpisingly
not familiar with and LSD.
Carlos said he couldn't control the neck
of his guitar because it was moving around like a snake.
ha ha
He said he was making all those goofy faces
because he was chasing his fretboard
all the time he was onstage. (Of
course, you kids shouldn't try this at home.)
So he did what all scared people do - he
prayed.
He promised God that he'd never do drugs
again if God would help him get thru this gig.
"Of course, I lied," he
chuckled 34 years later. "I did lots of
drugs after that."
Thought...
What if you were a super-rich, snooty Democrat,
and you were at a party on a Wednesday, and a very good friend
said,
"If you still own stock in my company,
you'd better sell it all tomorrow
because Friday it's going to crash
harder than Jenna Bush at a Cuervo party."
Are you telling me you'd hold that stock and take the bath?
Quotes
"There are reports that Argentina and the Congo
are sending their fiscal policy experts
to Sacramento to help stabilize the
situation. California's credit rating has been slashed
to junk-bond status, and citizens are
advised to stock up for the not-too-far-off day when
cigarettes and Botox become the hard
currency of choice. At this stage, we couldn't give
California back to Mexico.
--Ann Coulter, blaming
Enron's rape victim for the attack Attribution
Race
Jokes with Rush Limbaugh
"A nigger and a spic jump off the Empire State
Building, who hits the ground first?
...who cares?"
For more, listen to Rush weekdays from noon - 3pm EDT
Quotes
“Remember the $8 million advance Hillary Clinton’s
publisher gave her?
Turns out it was a bargain. She
has earned every penny – and then some.
Her book is a best-seller in eight
countries.... She has not only signed 20,000
copies of her book, she has also put
her name on more legislation than any
other Senator in this Congress."
--John
Cochran, ABC News Attribution
Ted
(I'd rape a nun) Nugent: I'm No Racist
He just doesn't like niggers, geeks or beaners
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Excerpt:
Muskegon city officials dropped Nugent
from their festival lineup after controversy erupted over
Nugent's alleged use of "geeks" and "niggers"
for Asians and African Americans on Denver's
KRFX-FM Lewis & Floorwax morning show
on May 5.
Nugent was speaking with DJs Rick Lewis
and Michael Floorwax when he attempted to make
the point that the words "geeks" and "niggers"
were just that, words, and therefore shouldn't offend,
citing Richard Pryor's comedic use of the
N-word as an example.
ha ha
Remember during the OJ trial, Rush kept re-hashing F Lee Bailey's
questions to Mark Furhman,
"Have you used the word nigger
in the last ten years?"
Rush never had so much fun in his life, unless you count the hundreds
of times he ridiculed Jocelyn
Elders for getting Eric Clapton's name wrong. Trust me,
these racist bastards, when they can think
of an excuse to say "nigger" or ridicule a "nigger" with a vagina,
that's like hitting three home runs in
one game for them - that's why they got in talk radio in the
first place - to connect with other racists.
Republicans dismiss women, and they hate blacks because God told
him to, so when they get a chance
to mock a black woman, it's Christmas, New Years and 4th of July
all in one. It's great being GOP.
They're so tired of not being allowed to call the nigger what
he is, when they finally get a chance to
say the word on the air, they wet themselves like Backdoor Bettina
Gregory, breathlessly reporting
on another fabricated allegation made by Matt Drudge against
our last elected president.
oreilly@foxnews.com
Mr. O'Reilly,
Why are you afraid of Joe Conason?
Is it because he's smarter than you?
Or maybe because he would expose you as
the fool and the liar that you are?
I understand that your manly friend Ann
Coulter hides from him also.
I guess you don't want your stupid viewers
to hear the truth about your spin.
Fair and Balanced my ass.
Curtis
oreilly@foxnews.com
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If Bush steals another term,
won't that guarantee we'll be at war until 2008?
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
It now stands at 275
292
Soon, we'll be at 300.
How long before we hit 400?
The Pentagon released
new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.
Total deaths since the Bloodthirsty Bully said, "Bring
'em On": 71+
Perhaps 1,100 wounded.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
It's from http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Note: I talked to the Dude over there and he's trying to
get straight answers
from the Pentagon - no, seriously - and he will post the
new figures when they come in.
In trouble?
Call the
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You have two minutes to speak your peace.
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Subject: E-Mail to O'Reilly
Bill,
I realize you're a Whore for Faux News,
but are you a Punk, too?
Maybe one day, if your testes drop, you'll
take on a real man like Joe Conason.
If you do... I'll even watch.
Cayobo
I think everyone should write to Bill O'Reilly and ask
him why he's afraid
to let Smoking Joe be on "The Factor" for some spirited, no-spin
debate.
oreilly@foxnews.com
(I wonder if O'Reilly will mention his chicken mail?)
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