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"Another day in George Bush's America,
"We are friends of America. But when America
treats its friends
in this way, then they are in big trouble."
--Ahmad Chalabi, who was double-crossed by his crooked partners in the BFEE Attribution
Yet more photos of US brutality published
"Masturbate for me ...or my dog will eat you!"
The new pictures and videos go beyond the photos previously released to the public in several ways,
amplifying the overt violence against detainees and displaying a variety of abusive techniques previously unseen.
They show a group of apparently cavalier soldiers assaulting prisoners, forcing detainees to masturbate, and
standing over a naked prisoner while holding a shotgun. Some of the videos echo scenes in previously released
still photographs - such as the stacking of naked detainees - but the video images render the incidents more vividly.
Each day it seems like it can't get any worse - and then it does.
You know Bush and the Pentagon are going to hang the grunts after ordering them to "soften them up."
Care to comment?
"We didn't talk about polls. He believes in
what he's doing and he will
stay on course for his beliefs, no matter what the political cost is."
--Rep. David Hobson, an Ohio Republican, Attribution
Translation: Once Bush decides to invade a country, he
won't change his mind
no matter how many hundreds of young soldiers have to die.
Found Guilty of Desertion in Iraq
Wait - the Commander in Thief deserted - why can't we put him on trial?
A military jury convicted a U.S. soldier Friday of desertion for leaving his combat unit
in Iraq in protest of an "oil-driven" war. Staff Sgt. Camilo Mejia of the Florida National
Guard was found guilty by a jury of four officers and four enlisted soldiers.
Mejia, who has called the conflict an "oil-driven
war," testified Thursday that he disobeyed
orders to return to his unit because he planned to seek status as a conscientious objector.
Mejia said he became upset after seeing
civilians hit by gunfire and watching an Iraqi
boy die after confusion over which military doctor should treat him. .
Bush deserted his unit to get drunk and high on cocaine ...and
later was appointed president.
This guy didn't want watch more children die and they throw the book at him?
Care to comment?
Subject: Your web page
You are one, sick, bitter individual.
If you don't think we are in the fight of our lives, you're not living on this planet.
These people don't care a whit for humanity.
Their stated goal is to eliminate us.
Clogger Dude, who is "you," ...me?
Who are "they" and who are "us"?
Also, who are "we" and who are "their?"
Besides, it's a comedy site so blome.
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"The overall thing he accomplished was it's
clear to everybody in the room this guy is leading.
I've wanted this frankly for months, for the president to come up and talk to the troops himself."
--Rep. John Boner, an Ohio Republican, after meeting with Whistle Ass, Attribution
This buttmunch thinks he's one of the troops?
Soldiers Fondled Iraqi Prisoners
Will this be the first war shut down over embarrassment?
Some prisoners at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison were ridden like animals, fondled by female soldiers,
forced to curse their religion and required to retrieve their food from toilets, according to the Whore Post.
The Post said detainees were forced to denounce
Islam, force-fed pork or liquor, required to
in front of female soldiers, threatened with rape, and made to walk on their hands and knees and bark like dogs.
That is not respect.
Care to comment?
Causes of Sudden Cardiac Death Found
I read the article and have no idea what it said
Withdraws From Parts of Gaza Camp
...that means a lasting peace over there is just days away
Releases Group of Iraqi Prisoners
472 innocent people were held and tortured for how long?
lawyer fined for barking like a dog at a witness
Damn, I wish I could get some smartass lawyer to bark at me like a dog
Nick Berg Beheaders Arrested
An Iraqi security official says Iraqi police have arrested four people in the killing of American Nicholas Berg.
The source says the suspects are former
members of Saddam Hussein's Fedayeen paramilitary group.
They were arrested a week ago in a house north of Baghdad.
The Iraqi source said the group involved in Berg's killing was led by a nephew of Saddam.
Care to comment?
"Don't let Republicans create an America we won't recognize."
Thousands may have human form of mad cow
If you find this on
your plate - don't eat it.
Some 3,800 people in Britain could be harbouring the human form of mad cow disease
without knowing it, British government-funded research suggests. Scientists who examined
12,674 stored appendix and tonsil samples said they had identified three bearing signs of the
agent that causes mad cow. Applying their findings to the entire population of the United Kingdom,
which is 60 million, they estimated that about 3,800 people would test positive for the illness. .
When I suggested we "nip this in the bud," I got lettters saying
to knock it off, that there
were no big problems and that my comments might actually hurt the beef industry.
If Clinton was president, we'd be a lot safer but Bush thinks
meat inspectors are a waste
of money and an unwarranted federal intervention into always-innocent meat packers.
Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission
"Some of us could get killed in tragic accidents."
--John McCain, perhaps recalling the late Paul Wellstone? Attribution
Open Letter to My Pro-Bush Brother-in-Law
as seen on Buzzflash.com
For two years I have struggled to write this letter. Indeed, nary a morning has passed when I have not
sat at my desk and labored over the right words to express my sorrow that anyone I know could support
the cruel, misguided and hopelessly immoral wars being waged in our names.
I have repelled the urge to ask you whether
this war is worth donating the lives and limbs of your own sons.
If this combat is so important, would you sacrifice Johnny's legs for Dick Cheney's war? Would you donate
Jacob's sanity? Would you support Brad joining the National Guard and ending up in Iraq? If not, how are you
so willing to donate the bodies and minds of other peoples' sons and daughters?
Thankfully, your boys are still too young
to serve in this abominable and disgraceful endeavor.
Give Bush four more years, however, and they will be old enough. Is that what you want?
These brave soldiers died so the BFEE could steal billions of dollars.
Bush never looked into Nick's eyes
by Michael Berg
"Even more than the murderers who took my son's life, I condemn those who make policies to end lives.
George Bush's ineffective leadership is
a weapon of mass destruction, and it has allowed a chain reaction
of events that led to the unlawful detention of my son which immersed him in a world of escalated violence.
Were it not for Nick's detention, I would have had him in my arms again. That detention held him in Iraq
not only until the atrocities that led to the siege of Fallujah, but also the revelation of the atrocities committed
in the jails in Iraq, in retaliation for which my son's wonderful life was put to an end."
Care to comment?
There is a website selling this print called, "Praying for Peace."
Just a guess, but I think Washington and Lincoln would praobably kick
the crap out of the greedy little coward for getting so many soldiers killed.
Praying for peace my ass!
Bush wanted this war more than anything.
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Subject: BCR Show 38
Thank YOU for the great radio shows.
As I mentioned previously, I was one of the "doubters", but the radio shows are first class,
and have turned out to be far beyond my expectations for quality, variety, humor, information, etc.
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Thanks again for all you do.
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Subject: BCR Show 38
1) I loved the Show 38 "comedy" and I also
enjoy the entertainment commentaries...
It's fun when you cover a lot of topics because you always put a really funny spin
on everything you touch or beat down!
2) Idea: structure the show to use some
fun/comedy at the beginning and then close the show with it,
so each starts and ends on a high note!
3) A few shows ago you had a back&forth
with Tommy Mack. Those are a blast!
And when you had Tally speaking out - that was good too.
Guests like that seem like a good way to pad content with less work for you.
I love it when your shows are posted on a Friday so I can end the workweek with a blast!
IDEA: Consider doing interviews with people.
Another way to fill up space without adding
any more work than setting it up. Get people to agree to the interviews by allowing them to
plug something - their website or product, etc.
Looking forward to #39!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the feedback - that helps.
We have been trying to do some interviews but nobody will agree to speak with us.
I think we're too radioactive for well known people with reputations to protect.
"You criticized me for attacking the president
for not telling the truth.
Well, where are the weapons of mass destruction? Where are the nuclear weapons?
Where's the uranium we were going to get from Niger?"
--Howard Dean, on Hannity & the Toothless Colmes Attribution
Whining from the vulgar Pigboy
"How come ABC can air these photos of our prison
poking around at dead Iraqi corpse, but we can't -- Oh, no, we can't air!"
Pigboy - what are you trying unsuccessfully to say?
What does "We can't air" mean?
"It's too shocking! It's just too horrible!
-- not only can we not air,
not only can we not see, not only can we not broadcast the execution
of Nick Berg, we can't even talk about it?"
Rush, you're lying again.
Who told you you can't talk about Berg's execution?
Aren't you the boss at your Nazi radio network?
Did the government tell you you weren't allowed to talk about Berg?
No, you're just making shit up for those gullible idiots who don't realize you're a lying Nazi whore.
Sean hannity (I've been told) aired the audio from Berg's execution
- was he arrested, Rush?
No, because that's legal under a thing you once enjoyed called the First Amendment.
Why are you lying and telling your sheep you're not allowed to even talk about this subject?
"It's not even in the news anymore. It's not
even second tier. It's not even third tier,
but what remains at the top of the stack? Abu Ghraib."
--Rush Limbaugh, Attribution
I feel so sorry for the right-wing apologists for the out-of-control federal government.
They're trying to get their message is out and besides Bill O'Reilly
Sean Hannity and
Eva Von Zahn and
The Beltway Boys and
Brit Hume and
Tony Snow and
Juan Williams and
Mara Liason and
John McLaughlin and
Chris the Screamer and
G. Gordon Liddy and
Laura the Whore and
Paul Harvey and
Michael Medved and
George (Judas Maximus) Steffi and
George (dumb as a chimp) Will and
Bob Scheiffer and
Tim the Whore and
Ollie North and
John Hockenberry and
Robert Novak and
Tucker Carlson and
Paul Weyrich and
Brent Bozell and
MSGOP's Brian Williams and
Wolf the Whore and
Bill Schneider and
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William Safire and
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Subject: A question about the Jews
I see that the left wing in America is now
blaming the Jews for the fact that a Gentile president
and a Gentile Congress went to war against Iraq. Other than contributing to and voting for Democrats
more than any group except blacks, what else have we Jews done to make the left hate us so much?
Would Democrats feel less soiled if we leave
their party and join the GOP, because I'm guessing that
will happen if the left-wing Jew-bashing continues. Even masochistic Hebrews have their limits.
Thanks for your excellent site.
Dude, I have no idea.
I'll take your word that the left-wingers are the problem, but I wouldn't know.
It's been my experience that insanity towards the Israel/Arab situation is ubiquitous.
God stops talking to Joan and appears to her mother on the last Joan of Arcadia.
They've been picked up for another season, too.
If you like swan-necked beauties, Catherine Bell stars in tonight's season finale of JAG.
Dave has Ellen Degeneres
If you're really old, CBS is re-running the Dick Van Dyke Reunion and some Carol Burnett retrospective
NBC has Jurassic Park, the original, the good one.
Simpsons finale, and that reminds me - there's a Simpsons where Homer gets medicinal marijuana - anybody have that?
I'd sure like to see that episode. I think all Simpsons shows are great, no easy thing after 14 years - anybody have that?
On the Alias finale, everyone is hoping Sydney gets a chance to go mano-a-mano with the bitch who stole her man.
In the previews, it shows blondie tied up and ready to be executed, but Sydney will want to kill her with her bare hands.
After Alias is Super Millionaire - will anybody ever get close to winning a million, much less ten million?
The Cold Case finale should be good. It gets my vote for best new show about solving cold cases.
...and then there's The Sopranos. I think they have
a rule that they can't do two great shows in a row.
Last week's extended nonsense dream squence had them howling on the Sopranos newsgroup.
What that show needs is more mob hits and less of Carmela's midlife sexual crisis.
Care to comment?
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Formerly Howard Dean's campaign manager, Joe Trippi
will be the guest of honor
at a ReDefeat Bush fundraising event at the Hemphill Art Gallery, 1027 33rd Street, NW
in Georgetown from 6:30 to 8:30 on Thursday May 27. If the event does not sell out
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"Four years ago I supported Ralph Nader because
he stood for the issues I believe in.
A clean environment, civil rights, and a sensible foreign policy. But now, after seeing how
quickly and thoroughly the Bush administration has wounded our country - there's more pollution,
an economy that sends our jobs overseas, and a war I have serious questions about -- I feel I made
a mistake. By supporting Ralph Nader, I actually helped George Bush."
Bob Schick, who believes his vote for Nader actually help Bush Attribution
Subject: Iraqi prison pictures
Weren't these prisoners all murderers, caught
terrorists that have
killed our soldiers and rapists of our female soldiers?
The Red Cross says between 70 and 90 percent of them are innocent,
but to Bush, all Iraqis are terrorists, suiciders. maimers and stovepipers.
Banana Fact: Bananas are not grown commercially in the continental United States
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
797 dead American soldiers.
Lately we've been averaging four deaths per day.
saw that military car pull into their driveway.
That's gotta be a bad feeling.
Subject: Why I subscribed
...Oklahoma liberals like us are endangered,
but have more punch than those from the coasts.
...I'm a teacher in Texas and have the money. If I taught in Oklahoma, I wouldn't have it.
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No Child Left Behind is and the effects of conservative white paranoia on black and brown kids.
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John, tell your friend creating 22 million is better than losing 2 million.
...I tell my players that in any group effort,
every bit helps score the goal. I need to practice what I preach.
...With Frosty Troy getting long in the tooth, we need someone to come out of the bullpen to counteract the Daily Oklahoman.
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"In a series of public statements over the
last few months, Cheney has given us
a glimpse of how the world looks from his perspective. In Cheney World, Fox News
is a bastion of journalistic integrity, Wal-Mart's poverty-level wages represent all that
is good about the American economy, Rumsfeld's mishandling of/lying about Iraq makes
him the best Defense Secretary ever, and Halliburton is a shining beacon of integrity
even as it shafts American taxpayers and U.S. troops."
--David Sirota, friend of Al Frankens, Attribution
You are f-ing morons!
Webmaster at http://rexmurphy.com/
At least I'm smart enough to have web page.
If you had a webpage or
the balls to meet me in a live chat room
I'd handle you like you were my hooded, naked prisoner in an Iraqi prison.
I went to the orthopedic surgeon yesterday carrying the MRI photos of my knee.
Like my GP, he put me on my back and started waving my bad leg
around in the air.
I told him what he was doing didn't particularly cause a lot of pain but that he sure
as hell was scaring the bejezzes out of me by doing that.
Then he looked at the photos real close and walked over to me
with that somber look
that all doctors give me these days and said, "I'm afraid surgery won't help you.
Your knee is so torn up, surgery wouldn't do you any good," and he's all apologizing
about the situation. I told him that was the best damn medical news I've heard all year.
Woo Hoo! No surgery for Ol' Bart! Woo Hoo!
I don't like surgery. If things go bad, I'd have to do the radio show from Heaven and I'll bet
the accoustics are crappy there, what with the sound bouncing off all the clouds and stuff.
Apparently the last doctor who butchered my knee circa
1988 tore out a lot of cartilage
and he really put a Number Six beatdown on my meniscus.
I was so happy, I made him repeat it - no surgery, right?
When he answered in the affirmative, I tried to kiss him but he
When I asked if I had any alternatives, he said I needed artificial knees implanted,
but I currently have enough cartilage left that I wasn't quite bone-on-bone, so he told me
to come back in ten years and we'll do that. I didn't tell him I don't have ten years :)
But there is one thing, and it's the title of today's page - Turkey wattle.
What is turkey wattle?
It's that red stuff under a turkey's chin - that's turkey wattle.
Apparently that's a big cure-all in bass-ackwards Oklahoma - they
use it for everything.
They're going to inject my sore knee with f-ing turkey wattle!!!
Let's hope it works better than the time I got the shot in my elbow.
That shit passed me out right on the floor of the damn doctor's office.
And get this - it's so expensive, they have to pre-approve
it with Mrs. Bart's insurance carrier.
Now I ask you - how the "F" can turkey waddle be expensive?
Turkey farms gotta have wattle laying all over the place after Thanksgiving, right?
Hey, you younger kids - have a good time now, because getting old blows donkey.
So, I'm in a
good great mood.
I think I'll do a shot of Chinaco for turkey wattle...
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