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  In Today's Treehouse...
More Photos of US brutality
Soldier Guilty of Desertion
Soldiers Fondled Prisoners?
D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-
Berg Beheaders Arrested
Thousands may have mad cow
Whining from the Pigboy
George Bush and Nick's eyes  
Letter to a pro-Bush Monkey


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"Another day in George Bush's America, 
  another set of headlines in which American 
  troops and Israeli troops (using American 
  weapons) are pictured throughout the world 
  killing scores of innocent Arab women and 
  children, and of course, inspiring more terrorism. 
  I feel safer, don't you?" 
       --Eric Alterman,    Altercation

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Volume 1317 - Turkey Wattle


  Friday    May 21, 2004


"We are friends of America. But when America treats its friends
  in this way, then they are in big trouble."
     --Ahmad Chalabi, who was double-crossed by his crooked partners in the BFEE    Attribution

 Yet more photos of US brutality published

       "Masturbate for me ...or my dog will eat you!"

  Click  Here

 The new pictures and videos go beyond the photos previously released to the public in several ways,
 amplifying the overt violence against detainees and displaying a variety of abusive techniques previously unseen.
 They show a group of apparently cavalier soldiers assaulting prisoners, forcing detainees to masturbate, and
 standing over a naked prisoner while holding a shotgun. Some of the videos echo scenes in previously released
 still photographs - such as the stacking of naked detainees - but the video images render the incidents more vividly.

 Each day it seems like it can't get any worse - and then it does.
 You know Bush and the Pentagon are going to hang the grunts after ordering them to "soften them up."

  Care to comment?


"We didn't talk about polls. He believes in what he's doing and he will
  stay on course for his beliefs, no matter what the political cost is."
      --Rep. David Hobson, an Ohio Republican,   Attribution

 Translation: Once Bush decides to invade a country, he won't change his mind
                      no matter how many hundreds of young soldiers have to die.

 Soldier Found Guilty of Desertion in Iraq
  Wait - the Commander in Thief deserted - why can't we put him on trial?

  Click  Here

 A military jury convicted a U.S. soldier Friday of desertion for leaving his combat unit
 in Iraq in protest of an "oil-driven" war. Staff Sgt. Camilo Mejia of the Florida National
 Guard was found guilty by a jury of four officers and four enlisted soldiers.

 Mejia, who has called the conflict an "oil-driven war," testified Thursday that he disobeyed
 orders to return to his unit because he planned to seek status as a conscientious objector.

 Mejia said he became upset after seeing civilians hit by gunfire and watching an Iraqi
 boy die after confusion over which military doctor should treat him. .

 Bush deserted his unit to get drunk and high on cocaine ...and later was appointed president.
 This guy didn't want watch more children die and they throw the book at him?

  Care to comment?

 Subject: Your web page

 You are one, sick, bitter individual.
 If you don't think we are in the fight of our lives, you're not living on this planet.

 These people don't care a whit for humanity.
 Their stated goal is to eliminate us.

 Clogger Dude, who is "you," ...me?
 Who are "they" and who are "us"?
 Also, who are "we" and who are "their?"
 Besides, it's a comedy site so blome.

 Subject: Advertising on Air America Radio

 I'm willing to go in for $95 to sponsor someone.
 I'm sure there are four (or five, not including you) other Patriots out there who would do the same.
 I'm in...who's with me?


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"The overall thing he accomplished was it's clear to everybody in the room this guy is leading.
  I've wanted this frankly for months, for the president to come up and talk to the troops himself."
      --Rep. John Boner, an Ohio Republican, after meeting with Whistle Ass,  Attribution

 This buttmunch thinks he's one of the troops?

 Report: Soldiers Fondled Iraqi Prisoners
 Will this be the first war shut down over embarrassment?

  Click  Here

 Some prisoners at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison were ridden like animals, fondled by female soldiers,
 forced to curse their religion and required to retrieve their food from toilets, according to the Whore Post.

 The Post said detainees were forced to denounce Islam,  force-fed pork or liquor, required to masturbate
 in front of female soldiers, threatened with rape, and made to walk on their hands and knees and bark like dogs.

 That is not respect.

  Care to comment?

 Possible Causes of Sudden Cardiac Death Found
  I read the article and have no idea what it said

  Click  Here

 Israel Withdraws From Parts of Gaza Camp
  ...that means a lasting peace over there is just days away

  Click  Here

 U.S. Releases Group of Iraqi Prisoners
  472 innocent people were held and tortured for how long?

  Click  Here

 N.Y. lawyer fined for barking like a dog at a witness
  Damn, I wish I could get some smartass lawyer to bark at me like a dog

  Click  Here

 Nick Berg Beheaders Arrested

  Click  Here

 An Iraqi security official says Iraqi police have arrested four people in the killing of American Nicholas Berg.

 The source says the suspects are former members of Saddam Hussein's Fedayeen paramilitary group.
 They were arrested a week ago in a house north of Baghdad.
 The Iraqi source said the group involved in Berg's killing was led by a nephew of Saddam.


  Care to comment?

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Contribute today.

 Thousands may have human form of mad cow

 If you find this on
 your plate - don't eat it.

  Click  Here

 Some 3,800 people in Britain could be harbouring the human form of mad cow disease
 without knowing it, British government-funded research suggests. Scientists who examined
 12,674 stored appendix and tonsil samples said they had identified three bearing signs of the
 agent that causes mad cow.  Applying their findings to the entire population of the United Kingdom,
 which is 60 million, they estimated that about 3,800 people would test positive for the illness. .

 When I suggested we "nip this in the bud," I got lettters saying to knock it off, that there
 were no big problems and that my comments might actually hurt the beef industry.

 If Clinton was president, we'd be a lot safer but Bush thinks meat inspectors are a waste
 of money and an unwarranted federal intervention into always-innocent meat packers.

Get Your War On, (c) 2004 by David Rees. Used with permission


"Some of us could get killed in tragic accidents."
    --John McCain, perhaps recalling the late Paul Wellstone?  Attribution

 An Open Letter to My Pro-Bush Brother-in-Law
  as seen on Buzzflash.com

  Click  Here

 For two years I have struggled to write this letter. Indeed, nary a morning has passed when I have not
 sat at my desk and labored over the right words to express my sorrow that anyone I know could support
 the cruel, misguided and hopelessly immoral wars being waged in our names.

 I have repelled the urge to ask you whether this war is worth donating the lives and limbs of your own sons.
 If this combat is so important, would you sacrifice Johnny's legs for Dick Cheney's war? Would you donate
 Jacob's sanity? Would you support Brad joining the National Guard and ending up in Iraq? If not, how are you
 so willing to donate the bodies and minds of other peoples' sons and daughters?

 Thankfully, your boys are still too young to serve in this abominable and disgraceful endeavor.
 Give Bush four more years, however, and they will be old enough. Is that what you want?


These brave soldiers died so the BFEE could steal billions of dollars.

 George Bush never looked into Nick's eyes
    by Michael Berg

  Click  Here

"Even more than the murderers who took my son's life, I condemn those who make policies to end lives.

 George Bush's ineffective leadership is a weapon of mass destruction, and it has allowed a chain reaction
 of events that led to the unlawful detention of my son which immersed him in a world of escalated violence.
 Were it not for Nick's detention, I would have had him in my arms again. That detention held him in Iraq
 not only until the atrocities that led to the siege of Fallujah, but also the revelation of the atrocities committed
 in the jails in Iraq, in retaliation for which my son's wonderful life was put to an end."

  Care to comment?

There is a website selling this print called, "Praying for Peace."

Just a guess, but I think Washington and Lincoln would praobably kick
the crap out of the greedy little coward for getting so many soldiers killed.
Praying for peace my ass!
Bush wanted this war more than anything.

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 Subject: BCR Show 38

 Thank YOU for the great radio shows.
 As I mentioned previously, I was one of the "doubters", but the radio shows are first class,
 and have turned out to be far beyond my expectations for quality, variety, humor, information, etc.

 Your sweet, kind-of-country-down-home voice really does it for me.
 Thanks again for all you do.

 Penny M.
 Desert Hot Springs, CA

 Subject: BCR Show 38

 Hey Bart!

 1) I loved the Show 38 "comedy" and I also enjoy the entertainment commentaries...
 It's fun when you cover a lot of topics because you always put a really funny spin
 on everything you touch or beat down!

 2) Idea: structure the show to use some fun/comedy at the beginning and then close the show with it,
 so each starts and ends on a high note!

 3) A few shows ago you had a back&forth with Tommy Mack. Those are a blast!
 And when you had Tally speaking out - that was good too.
 Guests like that seem like a good way to pad content with less work for you.

 I love it when your shows are posted on a Friday so I can end the workweek with a blast!

 IDEA: Consider doing interviews with people. Another way to fill up space without adding
  any more work than setting it up. Get people to agree to the interviews by allowing them to
 plug something - their website or product, etc.

 Looking forward to #39!!!!!!!!

 Thanks for the feedback - that helps.
 We have been trying to do some interviews but nobody will agree to speak with us.
 I think we're too radioactive for well known people with reputations to protect.


"You criticized me for attacking the president for not telling the truth.
  Well, where are the weapons of mass destruction? Where are the nuclear weapons?
  Where's the uranium we were going to get from Niger?"
     --Howard Dean, on Hannity & the Toothless Colmes  Attribution

 Whining from the vulgar Pigboy

"How come ABC can air these photos of our prison guards
  poking around at dead Iraqi corpse, but we can't -- Oh, no, we can't air!"

 Pigboy - what are you trying unsuccessfully to say?
 What does "We can't air" mean?

"It's too shocking! It's just too horrible! -- not only can we not air,
 not only can we not see, not only can we not broadcast the execution
 of Nick Berg, we can't even talk about it?"

 Rush, you're lying again.
 Who told you you can't talk about Berg's execution?
 Aren't you the boss at your Nazi radio network?
 Did the government tell you you weren't allowed to talk about Berg?
 No, you're just making shit up for those gullible idiots who don't realize you're a lying Nazi whore.

 Sean hannity (I've been told) aired the audio from Berg's execution - was he arrested, Rush?
 No, because that's legal under a thing you once enjoyed called the First Amendment.
 Why are you lying and telling your sheep you're not allowed to even talk about this subject?

"It's not even in the news anymore. It's not even second tier. It's not even third tier,
  but what remains at the top of the stack? Abu Ghraib."
      --Rush Limbaugh,  Attribution

 I feel so sorry for the right-wing apologists for the out-of-control federal government.

 They're trying to get their message is out and besides Bill O'Reilly and
 Sean Hannity and
 Eva Von Zahn and
 The Beltway Boys and
 Brit Hume and
 Tony Snow and
 Juan Williams and
 Mara Liason and
 John McLaughlin and
 Chris the Screamer and
 G. Gordon Liddy and
 Laura the Whore and
 Paul Harvey and
 Michael Medved and
 George (Judas Maximus) Steffi and
 George (dumb as a chimp) Will and
 Bob Scheiffer and
 Tim the Whore and
 Ollie North and
 John Hockenberry and
 Robert Novak and
 Tucker Carlson and
 Paul Weyrich and
 Brent Bozell and
 MSGOP's Brian Williams and
 Wolf the Whore and
 Bill Schneider and
 Candy Crowley and
 John Stossel and
 Howie Kurtz and
 Ann Coulter and
 Laura Ingraham and
 Kelly Anne the Whore and
 Dlenn Beck and
 Randy Humphries and
 Peggy Noonan and
 Andrew Sullivan and
 William Safire and
 the networks and
 the major papers and
 the weekly magazines - they have nobody.

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 Subject: A question about the Jews

 I see that the left wing in America is now blaming the Jews for the fact that a Gentile president
 and a Gentile Congress went to war against Iraq. Other than contributing to and voting for Democrats
 more than any group except blacks, what else have we Jews done to make the left hate us so much?

 Would Democrats feel less soiled if we leave their party and join the GOP, because I'm guessing that
 will happen if the left-wing Jew-bashing continues. Even masochistic Hebrews have their limits.
 Thanks for your excellent site.

 Dude, I have no idea.
 I'll take your word that the left-wingers are the problem, but I wouldn't know.
 It's been my experience that insanity towards the Israel/Arab situation is ubiquitous.

 VCR Alert

 God stops talking to Joan and appears to her mother on the last Joan of Arcadia.
 They've been picked up for another season, too.
 If you like swan-necked beauties, Catherine Bell stars in tonight's season finale of JAG.
 Dave has Ellen Degeneres

 If you're really old, CBS is re-running the Dick Van Dyke Reunion and some Carol Burnett retrospective
 NBC has Jurassic Park, the original, the good one.

 Simpsons finale, and that reminds me - there's a Simpsons where Homer gets medicinal marijuana - anybody have that?
 I'd sure like to see that episode. I think all Simpsons shows are great, no easy thing after 14 years - anybody have that?
On the Alias finale, everyone is hoping Sydney gets a chance to go mano-a-mano with the bitch who stole her man.
 In the previews, it shows blondie tied up and ready to be executed, but Sydney will want to kill her with her bare hands.
 After Alias is Super Millionaire - will anybody ever get close to winning a million, much less ten million?
 The Cold Case finale should be good. It gets my vote for best new show about solving cold cases.

 ...and then there's The Sopranos. I think they have a rule that they can't do two great shows in a row.
 Last week's extended nonsense dream squence had them howling on the Sopranos newsgroup.
 What that show needs is more mob hits and less of Carmela's midlife sexual crisis.

  Care to comment?


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at a ReDefeat Bush fundraising event at the Hemphill Art Gallery, 1027 33rd Street, NW
in Georgetown from 6:30 to 8:30 on Thursday May 27. If the event does not sell out
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"Four years ago I supported Ralph Nader because he stood for the issues I believe in.
 A clean environment, civil rights, and a sensible foreign policy.  But now, after seeing how
 quickly and thoroughly the Bush administration has wounded our country - there's more pollution,
 an economy that sends our jobs overseas, and a war I have serious questions about -- I feel I made
 a mistake. By supporting Ralph Nader, I actually helped George Bush."
    Bob Schick, who believes his vote for Nader actually help Bush   Attribution

 Subject: Iraqi prison pictures

 Weren't these prisoners all murderers, caught terrorists that have
 killed our soldiers and rapists of our female soldiers?

 Bob Blooger

 The Red Cross says between 70 and 90 percent of them are innocent,
 but to Bush, all Iraqis are terrorists, suiciders. maimers and stovepipers.

 Banana Fact: Bananas are not grown commercially in the continental United States

Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

795  797 dead American soldiers.

Lately we've been averaging four deaths per day.

795 families saw that military car pull into their driveway.
That's gotta be a bad feeling.


 Subject: Why I subscribed

 ...Oklahoma liberals like us are endangered, but have more punch than those from the coasts.
 ...I'm a teacher in Texas and have the money. If I taught in Oklahoma, I wouldn't have it.
 ...I drive a car that gets 38 MPG...I save the money.
 ...I have a six-year-old son who chants "cheater!" when Smirk is on the TV.    ha ha
 ...I teach and coach in the notorious Oak Cliff section of Dallas. I know what a load of crap
    No Child Left Behind is and the effects of conservative white paranoia on black and brown kids.
 ...My students already say "They'll just throw away our votes in Texas."
 ...I've read for years as a poor student. Time to give some of that charity extended to me back.
 ...The Invisible Cloud Being is really on your side.
 ...I used your site last week to win a bet with a Repub teacher who wanted proof that Clinton created more jobs than Bush. You get that $10.

    John, tell your friend creating 22 million is better than losing 2 million.

 ...I tell my players that in any group effort, every bit helps score the goal. I need to practice what I preach.
 ...With Frosty Troy getting long in the tooth, we need someone to come out of the bullpen to counteract the Daily Oklahoman.
 ...You were right about Chinaco Anejo.
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"In a series of public statements over the last few months, Cheney has given us
 a glimpse of how the world looks from his perspective. In Cheney World, Fox News
 is a bastion of journalistic integrity, Wal-Mart's poverty-level wages represent all that
 is good about the American economy, Rumsfeld's mishandling of/lying about Iraq makes
 him the best Defense Secretary ever, and Halliburton is a shining beacon of integrity
  even as it shafts American taxpayers and U.S. troops."
     --David Sirota, friend of Al Frankens,    Attribution



 You are f-ing morons!

 Rex Murphy
 Webmaster at http://rexmurphy.com/

 I are?
 At least I'm smart enough to have web page.

 If you had a webpage or the balls to meet me in a live chat room
 I'd handle you like you were my hooded, naked prisoner in an Iraqi prison.


 Great news!!

 I went to the orthopedic surgeon yesterday carrying the MRI photos of my knee.

 Like my GP, he put me on my back and started waving my bad leg around in the air.
 I told him what he was doing didn't particularly cause a lot of pain but that he sure
 as hell was scaring the bejezzes out of me by doing that.

 Then he looked at the photos real close and walked over to me with that somber look
 that all doctors give me these days and said, "I'm afraid surgery won't help you.
 Your knee is so torn up, surgery wouldn't do you any good," and he's all apologizing
 about the situation.  I told him that was the best damn medical news I've heard all year.

 Woo Hoo!   No surgery for Ol' Bart! Woo Hoo!

 I don't like surgery. If things go bad, I'd have to do the radio show from Heaven and I'll bet
 the accoustics are crappy there, what with the sound bouncing off all the clouds and stuff.

 Apparently the last doctor who butchered my knee circa 1988 tore out a lot of cartilage
 and he really put a Number Six beatdown on my meniscus.

 I was so happy, I made him repeat it - no surgery, right?

 When he answered in the affirmative, I tried to kiss him but he pulled away.
 When I asked if I had any alternatives, he said I needed artificial knees implanted,
 but I currently have enough cartilage left that I wasn't quite bone-on-bone, so he told me
 to come back in ten years and we'll do that.  I didn't tell him I don't have ten years :)

 But there is one thing, and it's the title of today's page - Turkey wattle.

 What is turkey wattle?

 It's that red stuff under a turkey's chin - that's turkey wattle.

 Apparently that's a big cure-all in bass-ackwards Oklahoma - they use it for everything.
 They're going to inject my sore knee with f-ing turkey wattle!!!
 Let's hope it works better than the time I got the shot in my elbow.
 That shit passed me out right on the floor of the damn doctor's office.

 And get this - it's so expensive, they have to pre-approve it with Mrs. Bart's insurance carrier.
 Now I ask you - how the "F" can turkey waddle be expensive?
 Turkey farms gotta have wattle laying all over the place after Thanksgiving, right?

 Hey, you younger kids - have a good time now, because getting old blows donkey.

 So, I'm in a good great mood.
 I think I'll do a shot of Chinaco for turkey wattle...

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