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"I'm not going to get into a name-calling match with 
  somebody who has a 9 percent approval rating."  
     --Harry Reid, after Cheney verbal diarrhea,   Link

 Harry Reid - he shoots, he scores!.

In Today's Tequila Treehouse...
Fascist America 
Obama Catches Hillary 
Barack The Magic Negro 
Don't Fire Gonzales 
No Half-Staff Flags? 
DelGiorno Delusions
Bush's failed policy
Lynch, Tillman blasts 
Paris Hilton vs the Swiss

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"The Bushies create falsehoods to manipulate public opinion and then feeds them to influential
and prestigious media outlets. Eager to be used, our most prominent journalists then repeat those
falsehoods mindlessly and uncritically. Worse, when it is revealed that what they were fed was false,
they say nothing and continue to protect the identity of those responsible, in the hope that their
"sources" will continue to use them.
     -- Glenn Greenwald, explaining the PatTillman/Jessica Lynch lies,  Link

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Fascist America, in 10 Easy Steps
 The US press won't print a story like this


Last autumn, there was a military coup in Thailand. The leaders of the coup took a number of steps,
rather systematically, as if they had a shopping list. In a sense, they did. Within a matter of days,
democracy had been closed down: the coup leaders declared martial law, sent armed soldiers into
residential areas, took over radio and TV stations, issued restrictions on the press, etc.

There is essentially a blueprint for turning an open society into a dictatorship. That blueprint has been
used again and again in more and less bloody, more and less terrifying ways. But it is always effective.
It is very difficult and arduous to create and sustain a democracy - but history shows that closing one
down is much simpler. You simply have to be willing to take the 10 steps.

It is clear that each of these 10 steps has already been initiated today by the Bush administration.

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Obama Catches Hillary
 I'm for the Democratic front-runner


For the fourth straight week, Obama has gained ground and he has finally caught Hillary.
It's now Obama 32% Clinton 32% and Edwards holding steady at 17%.
Bill Richardson is a distant fourth at 3%.
Dodd and Biden and Clark each attract 1% support.

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Subject: Limbo

I prefer the late great Bill Hicks view as to abortion and when life begins.
"You're not a person until you're in my phone book."
There, problem solved.

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"We'll get justice on those bastards!

But Bush got greedy and turned his back on the firemen.

Instead of justice, we got this:


If evil had a conscience, this might haunt them.

And they had the nerve to hold Nazicon 2004 in New York
because they knew that Kerry the Quitter wouldn't call them on it.

"I want no attacks on by Bones Brother George!"

I hope we don't run another quitter/loser in 2008.

Barack The Magic Negro
 The vulgar Pigboy - still the racist bastard


This is a head-shaker.
Imus gets canned for calling some college women basketball players "nappy-headed hos"
and yet Rush Limbaugh plays "Barack The Magic Negro" on his show and he is still on the air?

The vulgar Pigboy is invulnerable.
Cheney is one of his best friends.

He can say anything and stay on the air.

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"Bush was presented with a Purple Heart - Bill Thomas got three of them in Vietnam and decided to
give Bush one of them. "He said he didn't feel like he had earned it," Thomas said of the president.
Earned it? Are you kidding? The man who ran from the National Guard, the man who sent soldiers
to their death under false pretenses!! Bush shouldn't be allowed to touch one, much less keep one."

Subject: Blackberry shutdown

I just wanted to float something out there about gwb43.com and last week's Blackberry Fiasco.

Over 60% of RIM Blackberry services from every wireless carrier is Governmental/Public Sector and it is
a very popular device with them mainly because of the security model on their Enterprise Server Edition.
Every email that went through gwb43.com was most certainly catalogued through the RIM servers at some point.
What do YOU think are the chances that the "rare shutdown" last week was a result of a "necessary purge"
to keep the heat off of Karl Rove?  A shutdown, which had never occurred to this degree, is suspicious as
regards to timing and reasoning on why it needed to happen.  It is not above these criminals to make RIM
do the purge due to the vast governmental usage of the devices.
Just a thought,

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Why can't Jeb run in 2008?

Poppy Bush to Larry King:  "There might be a little Bush fatigue now."

Yeah, like the ocean might be a little bit wet.
But what's more disgusting than that?

Larry King to Poppy Bush:  "Every American would say we sorely miss you daily.'"

Maybe compared to Dim Son.
Hell, Reagan was a much better president than the Insane Murder Monkey.


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Subject: God, guns and Grandma


I agree with you to the extent that I believe those who believe in killing others
in the name of their God are people who have zero faith in their religious beliefs.
They are the most scared and dangerous people in the world.

Because of my belief/faith in our spirit, and believe God is in everyone and everything,
I am not afraid to die. I believe I am protected even in death. A slow, painful death
would certainly suck. I am sad when someone close to me dies because I will miss them.
But I know they are safe and I believe they are still with us in spirit.

Bart, I think you are a much better person then many self proclaimed christians.

I tell myself that when I have sex, Grandma knows it is part of life
and not a sin and couldn't care less. Right Grandma?

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Don't Fire Gonzales
  by Greg Palast


Before President Bush fired his sorry ass, US Attorney David Iglesias of New Mexico,
in a last sad attempt to suck up to his Republican padrones, allowed his chief mouthpiece,
Norm Cairns, to speak with me. He shouldn't have.

That was two years back, while I was investigating strange doings in New Mexico and Arizona,
where, simultaneously, state legislators, Republicans all, claimed they had evidence of "voter fraud."
Psychiatrists call this kind of mutual delusional behavior folie a deux. I suspected something else:
I smelled Karl Rove.

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Happy Springtime (Bush Is Over)

Subject: Bush the rug Monkey

It's a "hidden" message to the press and public,

He lies like a rug.
The big joke among the speechwriters is that the rug
is the only thing he can tell the truth about.

As a result, he talks about the rug a lot.
 Robert D

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"I've been all over this country. This is by far the worst place
  I've ever been in my life. This is what you think war is going to be."
     --Sgt. Ben Hanner, 1st Cavalry Division deployed to Diyala,   Link

 Just a reminder to all military families to vote Republican in 2008
 because Peace is Defeat and Iraq still has some of George Bush's oil.

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Subject: The rug doctor

Bart, I doesn't take a doctor or analyst to say that Bush has an addictive personality.

Along with his alcoholism I would also 'wager a bet ' that he is addicted to gambling.
You've met the type. As a kid the best 2 out of 3 turned into 3 out of 5 then 5 out of 9.

As he started losing wagers, rather then pay of the debt he would go double or nothing
(usually on the long shot). This often goes to the point of denying that he's losing and over his head
in debt because in his delusional addicts world he "just knows" that if he follows his instinct
he will eventually turn it all around and walk off a big winner.

(And when he eventually loses he refuses to pay up.)
The major problem with Bush in this position is he's gambling with
other people's money and lives and he never plans to repay a cent.

The military families are willing to die to preserve Bush's "honor."
Everyone knows this war should end now, but Bush wants to keep surging until January 2009.
Then he can say, "We were on the edge of victory until Obama pulled the troops out."

How many soldiers will die or lose limbs between now and January 2009?

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Mike Palecek in Chicago last night
(Photo by Chicago Jim)

Catch Mike on tour if you can!

Mike often wears his WPE shirt when speaking to crowds

Flags at half-staff for Va-Tech
 ...but not for the soldiers who died in combat?


Sergeant Jim Wilt is voicing his complaints about flying the flag at half staff for the Va-Tech victims when
he says the same honor is not given to fallen U.S. troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.  Wilt said that the deaths
of soldiers there lacked the "shock factor" to be honored by the flag as the deaths at Virginia Tech were.

I see his point, but so many soldiers die every day in Bush's bloody quagmire,
the flags would never reach the top of the pole until Bush leaves office.

When will the military families say, "Enough!" to the Deserter Monkey?
As long as they're willing to die for Bush, he's going to let them.

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Subject: Michael Delgiorno - fired scumbag

Delgiorino's last show on KFAQ was last Friday - he got fired!!!   YEAH!!!!
 Mike in Tulsa

I love it, but I'm sure some other Fascist-hate radio station will scoop him up right away.

There are thousands of Fascist-hate radio stations that would love to have a religiously insane liar spew
shitloads of Nazi-hate on the public airwaves because it makes so much money - more than the truth, anyway.

Then Mikey can play "Barack the Magic Negro," like his idol, Rush the vulgar Pigboy.

Great Mikey Quotes

"It's only natural that women submit to men - it's what God revealed to us in the Holy Bible.
  Women should submit to their husbands."

Note to reader: Del Giorno is divorced and alone. BartCop is married 23 years.   (This is from 1998)

DelGiorno Delusions Part One


What is the measure of the man, Michael DelGiorno? Some say DelGiorno is Tulsa's first shock jock
and daily provider of side-show radio.  Tulsa Today appreciates DelGiorno's ability to maintain employment,
but he is asserting on a public platform that he is the "truth" on matters of faith and public policy.  Thus it is
appropriate to review the level of truth he offers.

DelGiorno has a growing number of critics and some are suing him. They claim his personal attacks on
politicians, the political process, and even private citizens are increasingly inaccurate, bitter, and destructive.

DelGiorno whines, "My perception is that I am what I claim to be: a young Christian. Of course, people
perceive the truth as hate-mongering and homophobic and Islamophobic and every other 'ic', but I just
think I'm an 'ian'. They want to make me an 'ic', then I'm an 'ic'. I'm a Christian, not a Christian-ic."

Is DelGiorno a Christian?  Tulsa Today could not find one character witness that would speak in support
of his assertions of faith.  Even Michael Bates - an evangelical who appears regularly on the show - would not
go on the record to vouch for DelGiorno's character.

ha ha
Mikey Delgiorno is 100% scumbag and the truth finally caught up to him.

I found an MP3 of his insincere, tearful Swaggart-style, "I have sinned, but God still loves me"
confession that will damn sure be one of the highlights of BCR 115.

Mikey, suck on that.

Subject: Office of Special Counsel Whitewash

Sadly, Scott Bloch may be worse than Lee Hamilton.
Check out "Don't Whistle While You Work" in the May/June 07 Mother Jones magazine.


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Rove investigator under investigation


A federal investigation into the crimes of Karl Rove is being headed by a Bush appointee who is
currently the target of an internal White House probe - calling into question the integrity of the
administration's efforts to conduct an independent review of Rove's crimes.

The news underscores how deeply the Bush administration is mired in scandal.

Scott J. Bloch, who heads the Office of Special Counsel, told the Los Angeles Times that his office will
launch a wide-ranging investigation. However, the Los Angeles Times failed to inform its readers that Bloch
had been accused of retaliating against employees who disagreed with his policies, and intimidating them
before they were questioned about a whistle-blower investigation inside the Office of the Special Counsel.

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"That  Cho shooter at Virginia Tech was a liberal."
   -- the lying (and vulgar) Pigboy

 Oh, really, Rush?

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Bush tells the truth

Emmanuel: Bush's failed policy

Rahm Emmanuel suggests Der Monkey should be learning something from a so far fruitless search
for a "War Czar" to oversee operations in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Emmanuel says the fact that three top retired military officers have rejected the post
should show Bush that's something is deeply wrong with the course he's chosen.
Emmanuel says Bush should realize there already is a war czar: His name is George Bush,

But the problem is Bush can't watch TV and chew f-ing pretzels at the same time,
so how's he going to run two failed wars and bomb Iran and ruin the economy?

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Random Thought...

Why are die-hard conservatives for Bush's bloody quagmire?
What is it about conservatism that says, "Peace is for pussies?"

Is it just because Bush likes war?
When Bush says, "It's time to get out," will they all flip-flop with him?

If the Democrats wanted to win an election,
if the Democrats had any brains, (why do I torture myself this way?)
they could use that against the Republicans in a campaign, but noooooo.
They could say,

"They like war, we think your son/husband should come home alive."

That line would get my vote...

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Lynch, Tillman blast whore military


Pat Tillman's brother accused the military Tuesday of "intentional falsehoods" and "deliberate and careful
misrepresentations" in portraying Pat's death by heroic engagement with the enemy instead of friendly fire.

"We believe this narrative was intended to deceive the family but more importantly the American public,"
Kevin Tillman told the hearing.  "Revealing that Pat's death was a fratricide would have been yet another
political disaster in a month of political disasters so the truth needed to be suppressed," said Tillman,
who was in a convoy behind his brother when the incident happened three years ago but didn't see it.

Still hampered by her injuries, Lynch walked slowly to the witness table.  "The American people are
capable of determining their own ideals of heroes and they don't need to be told elaborate tales," Lynch said.

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Subject: guns

Greetings My Dear Bartcop: Wild Bill stated:

> "Having worked in law enforcement for over 20 years I've yet to personally respond to
> an incident where a gun was used to protect someone but I've lost count of the number of suicides, murders,
> and accidents involving guns that have caused families the loss of a loved one."

I believe the statistics also show that the majority (possibly vast majority) of police NEVER fire their guns
in the line of duty. So I guess that "proves" that the police don't really need guns either.

Good point.

Bill's anecdotal evidence is just that, anecdotal. One data point.
People whose children have been killed by airbags could just as likely state that in all their years of driving
they have never been saved by an airbag - yet their child was killed by one. Therefore, we must ban airbags.

Or put locks on the airbag triggers.

Despite the numbers of people killed by guns (or airbags for that matter), these events are very rare.
But we still want our kids to be vaccinated, wear their seatbelts and drive a safe car with airbags.

I'm not a gun nut but I enjoy guns and have several in my home. I don't like to fish and don't own a boat.
Despite the number of people killed in boating accidents I don't tell sportsmen that I want to ban boats.

My two cents worth.
Keep up the great work,
 Stan in Durant, OK

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Subject: scientific proof that Thermite was used on 9-11 at WTC

yet more smoking gun evidense that the towers were brought down via controlled demolition


Brannon Wright

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"America will be safer with a Republican president."
     -- Rudy in a dress,   Link


What we need is for history to stop lying!

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"Grandpa started the BFEE by
financing the Holocaust,
...because freedom ain't free."

 Iraq pumped 3.5M barrels daily before Bush invaded
 and then they got their 2003 Halliburton upgrade

Bush is stealing $220,000,000 every day.

No wonder they were so eager to start a war,

stealing  $220,000,000 every day.

It's the biggest theft in Earth's history.

Exxon made $10B profit in 90 days
 $100M a day - all profit - because Bush started a fake war


Bush's "Bring 'em on" death taunt is up to...

3,324....3,333 American victims

3,333  families destroyed by Bush greed.

...and how much did BIG OIL make yesterday?
Exxon makes $108M - every day

Bush can live with that,
because Iraq's oil wells have no meters
and his front company is moving to Dubai.

"I'm so fucking rich..."

Bloomberg News says Iraq is currently pumping 2M barrels a day. (Lies)
 But even 2M barrels is $120M a day - where's that money going?

Bush has killed more Americans than Osama.


TV Viewing is down - way down
 Lawyers, greed and whoredom = shitty shows


In the past few weeks, a raft of top shows on all major networks have hit record lows:
Lost, Desperate Housewives, ER, My Name Is Earl, The Simpsons, Two and a Half Men,
CSI: Miami and, just Monday, Heroes. Still others, such as 24, Law & Order: SUV and
American Idol, had their worst ratings in two years or more.

Mostly, it's greed.
There are some great shows on TV, but never more than five at a time.
There might be another 12-15 that are OK, but the rest is pure crap.

Years ago, a TV series would do 40 shows a year.
Now they do twenty if we're lucky.

And in their greed, they give us a new Survivor followed by a C.S.I. repeat.
Even worse are shows like Lost, Heroes, Jericho and others - shows that never go anywhere.
They keep promising exciting action down the road - but it never comes.
And NBC is becoming wall-to-wall reality shows - no wonder they're in last place.

Plus that whore factor - some shows now go 64 minutes, and the morons who make DVRs
can't figure out how to tape the whole show. Even worse are the outright lies.
"Stay tuned for more Heroes," and you do, but when they come back they run the credits.

Plus there are more commercials than ever. TV shows used to be 52 minutes.
Now you get 42 and that's with constant product placement distractions

The real problem? Republican greed.
They're not happy with a billion dollars in profit, they want a billion-plus, so they screw you.

When I was a kid I worked at Arbys.  The lemonade mix said to add 5 parts water.
So, of course, they told us to add seven parts water - same for the Cokes.
They had a guy whose sole job was to go to each store and turn down the soda mix
so they could get 11,000 cokes per $40 container instead if 10,000.  Pure greed.

Besides, the Innertubes is a whole lot of competition.
Why watch shitty Tv with canned laughter when you can read  bartcop.com  or listen to BCR?

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