Volume 332 - Moonlight in Samosa

 November 18, 2000

This Just In...

 Bush recound lead increases to 930

 "Unfair" says the Bush team.
 "This recount is tainted."

 Tally Briggs - Actress at Large

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Mad as Hell?
Don't want to take it anymore?

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Capital Gang was pretty hot-tempered tonight.

Bill Bennett started being a real Nazi prick, and Mark Shields got fed up:

Bennett: Gore's thugs are stealing the election.

Shields: You sit there on Olympus and hurl thunderbolts like you have superiority.

Bennett:  Those are ad hominem attacks and I won't stand for it.

Hunt: Listen to Bill Bennett, the lying shit-bastard whore/hypocrite!
          I'm outraged that this phony ass would lie on our program!

Shields: Bill Bennett is such a martyr! Eat me, Bill!

Hey, why take my word for it?
I'm probably lying, too.

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All the fireworks are in the very first segment.
Maybe "Still Smoking" threatened to walk off the show
if the liberals didn't stop picking on his lying, Nazi ass.

Trust me, catch the replay at 10:30 Eastern, 7:30 Pac

 From:   maverickrepublican@prodigy.net

 Great GOP Quotes

 "Those who cast the votes, decide nothing.
  Those who count the votes, decide everything."
       -Josef Stalin

Good Mail & Good Cunningham Toons

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From:  perlyte@tidalwave.com

Subject: It is about time

It is about time this point of view is heard! The entire system is not led by the "liberal" media!
If the media is liberal the earth is flat and I am not really alive; I am dreaming all of this.
It is unreal how they manipulate the minds of the masses.

Keep it up!


What seems most strang to me is the crap you read on  bartcop.com
is just as honest and reliable as anything you'll see on the major networks.
That's scary.

No shit - there's not an honest source of news anymore, is there?

When Fox finally broke the truth barrier, the others followed.
It's a string of whores from sea to shining sea.

Today's Page Two Girl sings, dances, acts

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 Larry Klayman (R-No Dick) is at it again

 Larry Klayman, head bitch at the Washington DC dog pound, has filed another
 class action lawsuit, this time at the Dr. Pepper Bottling Company and their parent
 company Cadbury Schweppes of merry Olde England .

 Klayman says the current Dr. Pepper advertising campaign is "a lie and a fraud,"
 because, says Klayman, "The world does not really taste better with Dr. Pepper."

 "We have done our own independent tests," said Larry the Dickless, "and we have
 signed affidavits from 11 people stating the world tastes the same to them. This is a
veryserious matter, and we want to know what Hillary Clinton knows about it."

 Klayman was joined in his lawsuit by the Southern Research Law Center,
 John Whitehead of the Rutherford Prostitute and former-funnygal Joan Rivers.

 From: cflowers@engr.arizona.edu

 Subject: Spin This

 Those darn Republicans.
 You can't call what they do "spin" anymore.
 It's just plain deceit.
 It's smoke and mirrors.

 Take Tom Delay's comment that "Al Gore studied at the feet of Bill Clinton".
 What  a ridiculous thing to say.
 Everyone knows it was Monica Lewinsky who did that.

 Anyway, I think Bird is right in more ways than one.  Bill Clinton IS a hero.
 He saved the country from economic ruin, that  is the most immediate
 and obvious act of heroism.  I'm going to leave out his peace and uniting
 efforts around the world, and his obvious love of humanity.  I can still hear
 what he said at the convention, "Always put  people first".  Amen.

 You know, the Republicans have performed their own monumental feats.
 They took a huge, vibrant, creative nation of people and ran it completely
 into the ground. That, in itself, is a remarkable accomplishment.
 However it is nothing compared to the miracle of pulling this huge nation
 out of those dark ages and into its current rennaissance.

 The credit for that falls in the lap of Bill Clinton.
 So to speak.


Reliable Sources had a good exchange
 The senior ediotr from The Nation, Katrina Vanden Heuvel,
 took off after those sell-out whores at Fox Bush News.

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 St. Petersburg Times
 November 18,  2000

 Fox News Channel anchor hit a reporter with his car as she saved a parking space.

 National TV anchor is accused  of battery

 TALLAHASSEE -- On its 11th day, the presidential cliffhanger injured more than Florida's pride.
 Capitol Police on Friday arrested Fox News Channel anchor Shepard Smith, one of hundreds
 of journalists in town to cover the election drama, after police said Smith struck another reporter
 with his car during an argument over a parking space.

 The reporter, Maureen Walsh of Tallahassee, is a freelance journalist who works for Bay News 9,
 a cable news channel based in Pinellas Park.

 By day's end, Walsh was released from Tallahassee Memorial Hospital with bruises on her
 knees and legs, police said. Smith, 36, was charged with aggravated battery with a motor
 vehicle, a felony, and was released on $10,000 bail from the Leon County Jail.

 Police gave this account:

 About 2 p.m., Walsh was standing on Monroe Street across from the Capitol, in a rare empty
 space in a parking lot crowded with television satellite trucks. She told police she was saving the
 space for co-workers. Smith drove up in a white Mazda Millenia and yelled at her to move.

 "He shouted some profanities at her and basically just struck her, striking her at the knees,
  which threw her up on the car," said Sgt. Edwin Maxwell.

 Walsh told police that Smith got out of his car, shut the door and walked past her, across Monroe
 Street to the Capitol, where he and a dozen other television reporters had set up makeshift studios
 for their live broadcasts. Smith hosts a report that begins at 2:30 p.m.

 About an hour later, police found Smith under the white tent with the word "Fox"
 marked in black masking tape. Other reporters clamored around, asking the officers
 if someone's camera had been stolen, Maxwell said.

 Officer Tony Chambers asked "Who's Shepard Smith?"
 and Smith promptly answered "I am," Chambers said.

 Smith made no statement to police. A spokesman for Fox News Channel, a 4-year-old cable channel
 that competes with CNN, confirmed the arrest but declined to comment further.
 Walsh could not be reached.

 Smith, whose full name is David Shepard Smith, began his career at WJHG-TV, an NBC affiliate in
 Panama City, according to a biography on the Fox News Channel Web site, foxnews.com.

 Besides his daily broadcast, Smith hosts The Fox Report with Shepard Smith, from 7 to 8 p.m.
 Monday through Friday. The Web site biography said Smith is a senior correspondent who once
 worked as a reporter for A Current Affair.

 The Fox News Channel tent was quiet Friday afternoon at the Capitol. That night's show was to
 be anchored from New York City.



News Blues
Friday, November 17, 2000


An eyewitness reports...

"Smith was trying to park his car in a parking spot reserved
for a news crew (they had moved the car to go get food for
crews busy working live shots). A reporter was standing in the
parking spot to prevent Smith from parking there."

"He intentionally ran into her with his car to try and get her to
move from the parking spot. She was thrown onto the hood
of the car and ended up on the ground. Smith then parked the
car, turned off the engine, turned to the crews assisting the
reporter and said "fuck you" and walked into the state capital.
Police and paramedics were called."

"When arrested on the street outside the capital, Smith said he
couldn't understand why this was happening... they then
handcuffed him. He's in Leon County jail tonight awaiting first
appearance hearing tomorrow morning. Reporter was
transported to the hospital and treated and released... and, in
fact, returned to the capital to finish her live shot duties before
heading home."


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