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Subject: 50% increase in gasoline price
Read you comments about the 6 cent increase in
Uh, excuse me, but it's a bit more than that here in Dayton.
Two weeks ago I filled up with $1.17/gallon fuel
-- the next morning it was $1.47.
OK, I felt like I made out like a bandit since I filled up the previous evening.
Then the price went up to $1.55 and I thought I'd wait and see how low it would go before filling up.
Then this week, the price jumped to $1.76 -- that's sixty cents in a little over two weeks.
Sixty cents of $1.17 is a 50% increase.
And the AAA here in town is saying it's because of that same refinery fire in Illinois.
So I think these SOBs have a thing going here
and they're going to keep the price up
over the holiday and then it'll come down. I think they've learned that they can keep it up
until a Democrat in the Senate says we ought to have an investigation.
Yeah, we're getting hosed on this gas scam.
The lying bastards probably set that fire themselves so they could get
an extra 50 cents for every gallon of gas bought in the f-ing midwest.
A pretty good rule to remember is this:
If I screw up, and that screw up puts extra millions in my pocket,
you can expect me to keep screwing up and keep screwing up.
When the summer started, those lying bastards said prices were so high,
swear to Koresh, "because we underestimated demand."
They make extra millions when they forget to refine enough gas?
Christ, last time I filled up, I asked the 7-11 dude if Jeffords defected
We're getting screwed and the Senate democrats are too afraid to do anything.
I found that sex-torture page from Smirk's Yale days,
where they branded pledges on the ass to permanantly scar them.
Subject: Bartcop Fried Chicken Recipe
WOW!! I made (my memory of) the Bartcop Fried
Chicken recipe last night for dinner
and it was GREAT! I couldn't seem to find the recipe in my search of your archive, so I had
to do it from memory, but I think I got it right. Boneless chicken breasts, buttermilk bath,
flour-salt-pepper dredge, let dry, then repeat; deep fat fry, when it floats it's done.
This recipe is INCREDIBLE. This is the first time
in my life that I have been able to make
fried chicken and have ALL the batter stay on. I removed them from the pan and they were
perfectly encased, golden brown, perfect fried chicken. I'm from the south, and it's always
been my family's shame that I couldn't make good fried chicken. I'll show them!!!
Thank You, Bartcop; a double shot of Knob Creek Whiskey for you!
Speaking of whiskey, I'm inspired to try this recipe with some whiskey added to the buttermilk for flavor.
But I really want to see your original diatribe
on making the chicken; I'd like to volunteer to maintain
a recipe archive for you; I know you have more good recipes; let me have 'em and I'll make a section!
Let me know if this is something you'd like to do, and keep swinging the hammer!
deficit rivals Condit's
The shocking sellout of national energy policy to the oil-and-gas industry harms the country
more than Condit's stonewalling about Chandra Levy.
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by Arianna Huffington
You may think that picking the winner of last week's political hubris trophy
was a no-brainer: Rep. Gary Condit in a landslide, right?
The prize actually goes to the Bush White House
for its high-handed -- and ham-fisted -- actions
on behalf of its paymasters in the Big Energy lobby. It would be fun to say that Condit came in
second by a hair, but, in fact, it wasn't even close.
He steals his way into power, then uses his monopoly on energy to raise
prices, while grabbing gold
and water rights in addition to stacking the courts with religio-crazies and fascist bullies,
and the pink tutu Democrats are content to sit back and watch this rape take place.
You can bet Pat Leahy (D-Rubberstamp) has no problem with this.
Subject: Strange double standard
Rush has been insisting that the book be thrown
at Andrea Yates, the mother who drowned
her five children. It doesn't faze him that she was suffering from postpartum depression.
Well, where was Rush when Pat Buchanan's brother went to shoot that man that
Drudge misidentified as Kathleen Willey's harasser?
The brother is crazy, so he should not be punished,
Maybe Andrea Yates should make a large donation to the GOP and subscribe to the Limbaugh Letter.
Stroke Me, Stroke Me
"Ex-president have a sacred
trust not to criticize the new
-- the vulgar Pigboy, second hour
A sacred trust?
Goddamn, Pigboy, that's extra-stupid, even coming from you.
A sacred trust?
It's a tradition, Dumbass, not a sacred trust.
Don't you have any control over the words coming out of your mouth?
Are you more stroked out than I think?
Maybe you need to unhitch that half of your brain you claim you don't use.
'Jay' in trouble with the law
Jason Mewes may smoke a foot-long blunt as Jay, the stoner star
of Kevin Smith's
new movie, but it's smack that has the 27-year-old actor in trouble these days.
Mewes faces a court hearing Dec. 14 for violating terms of his
probation on a heroin charge.
If found guilty of violating his probation, Mewes could face jail time.
"There's a number of options the judgecould impose, including
sentencing him to jail, adding
additional conditions of probation and extending the probation for a longer period of time," said
N.J. prosecutor Bob Honecker, who would not say how Mewes might have violated his probation.
The star of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" was busted two years
ago after trying to stash
a hypodermic needle in his girlfriend's purse, cops said. A judge sentenced Mewes to two years
probation, substance abuse counseling and random urine testing.
The allegations against Mewes were first reported by the Internet
The actor has appeared in six pictures, mostly as Jay, a foul-mouthed horndog.
Ronald Reagan Memorial
A proposal to honor "The Great Trickler" in a manner truly befitting him
by Linda Starr
...sentence I pulled from an e-mail
"my brother in fort worth says they have
rolling brownouts almost daily.
not in the news, though..."
I wonder why this isn't making the news?
Are Texans happy do do without air conditioning in August?
...just to prop up the illegitimate Boy King?
With the ice caps melting, we'd better look for food closer to town.
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"New York City is deserted. It's nice.
Everyday on my way to work there is a man
who stands outside here and gives me the finger. Well today he wasn't here,
I found out he's on a month long working vacation."
Subject: SPEAKING OF STROKE ME, STROKE ME!
Did you hear Pigboy this morning saying that Reagan's
'81 tax cut created an unprecedented
18 years of prosperity and growth before the liberals were finally able to destroy the economy!!??
This f***in' idiot has conveniently forgotten
the stock market crash of '87 thanks to Red Ink Reagan
and the recession of '91 and '92! It's amazing how many ways this asshole can rewrite history everyday.
Dave from Sacramento
Jason Alexander is a multi-millionare.
The last year on Seinfeld, I believe he made a million dollars a week.
Now, he's attempting a comeback that I predict will be a bigger
than the Michael Richards comeback that crashed and burned.
But just to make things worse, he's currently whoring for Kentucky
This multi-millionaire, who wants us to watch his new show Bob Patterson,
is whoring for fried chicken. And this is whoring of the second-worst kind.
He can't possibly be into KFC the way that I am with Chinaco
or South's Finest Chocolate.
I would love to do commercials for either of those products, because they f-ing rule.
I'm sure my passion would convince people that, while my tastes might differ from theirs,
at least I'm not taking a hueueueuge check to orgasm over mass-produced fried chicken.
It'd take a real whore to do that.
Is there anyone in America who says,
"KFC f-ing rules?"
I don't think so, especially not people who once made a million dollars a week.
I think there might be some George Costanza in Jason Alexander.
What an incredibly bad career move for George, ...I mean Jason, to make
"Your burger is gray, my chicken is golden.
Gray or golden? Gray or golden?
Gray or golden? Gray or golden?
Which is better?
Gray or golden? Gray or golden?"
"The long-standing tradition has always been a former president doesn't criticize a sitting president,
and Clinton has done exactly that when he installed his hand-picked people to run the DNC."
-- Captain Grunt, just after his last slur, still in the first hour
"Long-standing tradition?" Then what the hell
was Gerry Ford doing at the '96 GOFP
convention by nattily slapping Clinton with that tired "draft-dodger" slur?
Pigboy keeps living up to his name day after day.
Hey, more recent than that, at Nazi
Con 2000, Poppy Bush threw a fit and said
"If Clinton doesn't stop criticizing my boy, I'm going to say what I really think about Clinton."
Ooohhhhhh, stop scaring us, you pinheaded Moonie.
We know you don't like the guy America chose instead of you and
but until last year, what the voter wanted was paramount in this country,
until you constitution-rapers took the vote away from us
From: (has big time gubment job)
Subject: Am I alone here?
Am I the only one who heard on NPR yesterday that
the price of gas jumped
6 cents a gallon in the past few weeks, due to the shutdown in refining plants?
Where's the outrage at this gross manipulation of pricing?
please don't publish my email address (this is work)
I'm glad you asked that...
Regular unleaded in K-Drag is up to $1.69, you know why?
...because a mother-effing refinery
in mother-effing Illinois shut down!
K-Drag is not much more than a giant refinery.
Downtown K-Drag is on one side of the Arkansas River,
and refinery after refinery sets on the other side of the river.
It's nothing but oil tanks, as far as the eye can see.
Tulsa has more refineries than any city in America!
...and we get our gas from two states away?
Wait, we pipeline the cheap Oklahoma oil to the non-fighting
Illini utility companies,
so they can gouge the last breath out of working families in Chicago, just so they can pipeline
their cheap Illinois oil back to K-Drag so they can gouge the Bush-voting Okie farmers?
way for BIG OIL to rape family budgets
out of another hundred dollars a month.
...hey, as long as pResident Weak & Stupid gets another term,
that's all that matters.
Maybe God told 'em the ends justify the means...
Lanny is the nicest stalker I have.
(I got a new one this week, for a total of six.)
He asked me to publish this MP3.
It's kinda cute, in a Bush-raped-America kind of way.
It's real short, too - only 60K.
Those cro-mags may have spoiled hamburger for brains,
but they sure know how to knock down an MP3 file.
A badass room with a Bay view will damage you,
than that Black Label. (Where is Tommys, anyway?)
Tommysjoynt.com is (I found out) worldwide.
The Fairmont has some views. I was at a
party there once
on the floor where some famous family once resided.
There was a terrace where you could see from Alcatraz to Alameda.
It was clear, cool, beautiful.
Your best bet is Nob Hill, away from the Fisherman's Wharf turmoil.
Sounds like a Jay & Silent Bob joke...
The cable cars are running - there's a stop right
outside the Fairmont that will
take you into town or the Wharf. Check out PacBell Park if the Giants are in town.
Be careful if you go out on the Bay - the currents
there are brutal.
You may not need an escort, but, unless Ark or OK
has body of water with that kind of current, be wary.
I don't recall your mentioning any Naval experience...
Alcatraz is very cool. The Navy is gone
The Hashbury isn't a pleasant sight any more. I remember walking through
the panhandle of Golden Gate Park, through the Haight, to 49er games in the 60's.
Now that was pretty amazing for a Modesto boy of 12.
It's not the same now, and part of that is good.
Lou, sounds like you might have some stories we'd like to hear...
Why don't you recall something and e-mail 700 words to be published?
[Don't count the words, but don't go sixty pages)
Tell us what it was like in the old days.
Say anything you want, but be brutally honest - be Richard Pryor honest.
Remember the women are reading, but tell us everything.
If you ride BART, you may see a BART Cop.
That's how I found your sight...
Have a good time.
Lou, hope to hear some stories from you.
You could be the 1967 California correspondent for bartcop.com
Of course, ...if you have no stories to tell...:)
From: Rude Rich
Congrats to whatever press agent spoiled Hannity's
big day by releasing the story about
Clinton's radio show the same day Hannity's contract was annouced. Every time Hannity
was mentioned in the papers or on the radio, Clinton's name was right there.
It must be driving the poor lad crazy. A hardy har har har is called for.
Now he will have the added embarrassment of having
Opie and Anthony beat him in the
ratings not only in New York, but every other city they will be against each other in.
Hannity's wife had a baby today.
...besides Bill raining on his parade, ...he had a good week.
...WABC surprised me with a Sinatra show, ... today in his stead.
He took the day off ...to make sure his wife ....got right back to the yardwork..
...Dude, ...did you just fall asleep?
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