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YOUR LOVED ONES CAN SAVE A LOT OF MONEY ON
IF THEY JUST GIVE YOU AN ENEMA BEFORE BURIAL.
A SHOEBOX WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH.
This son of a bitch is real brave when it comes to harrassing a woman.
Julie has forwarded the note to the F.B.I. but do we then drop the matter?
I say no.
I think everyone who reads this should forward a complaint
and let them know Andy Zamasaky (if that's his real name) is threatening death
to Julie Hiatt Steele for no reason other than he's one of Rush's ditto-monkeys.
The Chorus.net complaint address is email@example.com
Isn't it a crime to threaten someone with death?
Can we allow this crime to go unpunished?
I say no.
This son of a bitch is a terrorist.
He should be punished.
I wonder if James Baker went to the Supreme Court and explained
to them that Smirky
HAD to win this last election to be in a position to bury the Reagan/Bush papers to forever
bury the evidence of their crimes of arming terrorists (and Koresh knows what else.)
Is that why all the GOP contenders rolled over for Smirk's nomination?
Is that why the fix had to work in Florida?
Is that why Scalia inserted himself into our electoral process?
Is that why the press made Gore out to be a serial liar and is that why the press said
Governor Gilligan was "presidential" and was an expert on foreign policy?
Because Baker told them they really, REALLY needed this one so
keep Saint Reagan's phoney legacy intact?
It's official - the crimes of Reagan and Bush have been buried forever.
The gelding Democrats have allowed real crimes ro be buried so they can
root around in Clinton's pants for more "serious crimes."
A Veto Over
Order Lets Sitting or Former President Block Release
Full Sad Story
President Bush signed an executive order last
night allowing either the White House or former presidents
to veto the release of their presidential papers, drawing criticism from Bill Clinton and several historians.
The order reinterprets the Presidential
Records Act of 1978, which put the papers of future presidents
in the public domain after a court fight over Richard M. Nixon's papers. The act envisioned the release
of most sensitive records 12 years after a president had left office.
Administration officials said Bush's order was
prompted in part by a request for 68,000 pages of records
of Ronald Reagan, the first former president whose records are subject to the act.
If the light of day ever hit the crimes of Reagan & Bush, the presidency
Weak & Stupid would suffer "irreparable harm." Of that, I'm certain.
Why else would they need to bury the past?
Why can't the Democrats find the courage to fight back?
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Can't find it on TV
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Can't find it in my soul
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From: Kris Tofferson
As more and more liberals bend and spread for
Conservatives in the wake of the attacks on our nation,
bartcop.com becomes all the more valuable. Bart, it seems we can't trust ANYBODY anymore.
Before you know it Charles Grodin will play a
in a pre-mature bio-pic with Robert Vaughn as Dick Chin-E!!!
ROSIE O'DONNELL: 'I LOVE BUSH!'
Talkshow host and ardent Democratic activist Rosie O'Donnell stunned Los Angeles radio listeners
Thursday morning by declaring she's changed her opinion of President Bush.
"I love him now!" O'Donnell told KRLA-AM's Dennis Prager.
GERALDO JUMPS TO FOX NEWS AS WAR CORRESPONDENT,
FOX News Channel signed Geraldo Rivera to be a war correspondent, announced Roger Ailes,
Chairman and CEO of FOX News on Thursday. Rivera folds his CNBC'cast.
In making the announcement, Ailes said, "We are delighted he is joining FOX News."
"I'm a reporter," says Rivera, "and America's
fight against terror is the biggest story of our times.
And as much as I loved my CNBC program, I can't stay anchored to that desk any longer.
So it is my honor to rejoin Roger Ailes, and become part of the excellent team at Fox News Channel."
That's sad, and it's sick.
Geraldo was one of the few pro-Clinton voices in all of the media, and now he works for the Fox News.
That is some sad shit...
"Only on Fox News can an innuendo become
then become a done deal in 30 minutes."
-- Julie Hiatt Steele in last night's chat room
Subject: Bombing the Red Cross
Remember when the right wing and media whores
for supposedly bombing a pharmaceutical factory?
Here we have Smirk bombing the red cross but I
don't hear anything
from these same loudmouth cable gasbag whores and right wing hate radio hosts.
Now that we find it was actually done on purpose
it makes us really look foolish.
Bombing the Red Cross is really fighting terrorism isn't it?
Yet this revelation is being buried in the media.
Can you just imagine the hue and cry if this happened
under Clinton's watch
and it was revealed to have been done purposely?
Laura, excellent point.
This whore media screamed "aspirin factory" for YEARS,
but when Weak & Stupid bombs the Red Cross it's just fine with them.
The media are shameless whores - no doubt about that.
The chat last night was maybe the best ever
Julie Hiatt Steele was the guest of honor,
and we had a surprise celebrity drop by...
Couldn't make it? Read the transcript...
Headline: Unemployment reaches 5.4 percent
"It's not so bad having 5.4 percent unemployment
considering we're at war and in a recession."
But Pigboy - with Clinton, we had peace and prosperity.
With Weak & Stupid, we have war and recession and record high unemployment.
America didn't vote for war and recession.
America voted for peace and prosperity but that thug Scalia said "screw the voters."
...and we have no guarantee they won't screw us again in 2004.
President Bartlet, so blown away, forgot his lines
Bartlet & Clinton came together to record a public service announcement
urging the public
to donate money to the children orphaned by the September 11 terrorist attacks.
Although Sheen's the actor, it was Clinton who was more at home in front of the camera.
Sheen admits, "My heart was pounding, working
with him. We did three takes
and the only takes we blew, it was me, I made the mistakes."
by Tally Briggs
Subject: Marc Perkel
Did you know that Marc Perkel is the founder of something called the Church of Reality?
It's worth a look, and maybe a mention to your
Yes, I'm a high member of his church!
It's a real church, where only real things are believed in.
A Church of Reality, hence the name.
from class for vagina costume
(picture not available)
ANN ARBOR -- A teenager got into trouble at his
after wearing a Halloween costume resembling a vagina.
Christian Silbereis' classmates at Community High
School apparently were
less offended by the costume, which was fashioned from a pink cape,
than the school administrators who suspended him for the rest of the week.
"It's anatomically correct," Silbereis told the
Ann Arbor News.
This is an outrage!
I'll bet he reads bartcop.com and was just dressing up as a Senate Democrat.
Celebrity contest idea
Here's a Bartcop contest idea:
best Ann Coulter/Chris Matthews/John Fund/Andrew
Sullivan/Victoria Toensing, etc. speech
if President Al Gore had been in office when the WTC terror happened?
Excellent idea from the unnamed celebrity!
Unlike other contests, this one has a real prize.
Your choice of the new Bob Dylan CD, the new Janet Jackson,
the new Aerosmith CD or the new Garbage CD for the winner.
Must be your writing, no quoting.
Must be 500 words or less (510 is OK, just don't go to 1,000)
Must have some humor in it.
Judges decision is final.
Subject: Page 1 photos
Last year I wrote to complain about the (as I
saw it) sexist nature of having Page 2 girls
and asked you to also include some boys for the female readers like me.
I am writing now to say I have really enjoyed
the beautiful nature photos you're putting upfront every day.
They're always worth a stop, look, linger, and take some deep breaths moment.
Mary, thanks for the reminder.
I've been so scattered lately, I've been forgetting the birthday salutes...
by Arianna Huffington
Far from the war disrupting the House's normal run of shameless
corporate toadying, it's enhancing it. Indeed, it's giving our leaders cover to put
forward their answer to each and every problem America faces: a massive
corporate giveaway. And they even have the gall to call it patriotism.
Others, using the English language more rigorously, call it war profiteering.
Roger, one of my stalkers, was asking for some proof
attack on Taleban'
By the BBC's George Arney
18 September, 2001
A former Pakistani diplomat has told the BBC that
the US was planning military action
against Osama Bin Laden and the Taleban even before last week's attacks.
Niaz Naik, a former Pakistani Foreign Secretary,
told by senior American officials in mid-July
that military action against Afghanistan would go ahead by the middle of October.
Mr Naik said US officials told him of the plan
at a UN-sponsored international contact group
on Afghanistan which took place in Berlin. Mr Naik told the BBC that at the meeting the US
representatives told him that unless Bin Laden was handed over swiftly America would take
military action to kill or capture both Bin Laden and the Taleban leader, Mullah Omar.
The wider objective, according to Mr Naik, would
be to topple the Taleban regime and install
a transitional government of moderate Afghans in its place - possibly under the leadership of
the former Afghan King Zahir Shahâ
I know you were hoping I was making this up.
"Everyone is caught up in the spectacle
that nobody notices the guy stealing the jewels."
--"Scruples," in last night's chat room, explaining why Clinton having sex is a huge crime
but Smirk stealing the election, ripping up the constitution and emptying the Treasury
while killing the economy and dragging us into a war is none of our business
MAY BE SEALED FOREVER
Protect the pretend legacy of Saint Reagan - no matter WHAT the cost.
The crimes we know about, and the crimes we don't
are all going to be hidden by the unelected, criminal president.
We've heard the words "criminal president" 100,000 times used against Clinton,
but after nine years and at least a hundred million dollars in just government funds,
(nevermind the tens of millions spent by the whore sex-hungry press)
we learned Clinton's "crimes" consisted of sex.
But the unelected criminal president is burying
the evidence of REAL CRIMES
and the whore press is dutifully helping him at every step.
The time to be fucking outraged is right now.
"I like Bush."
-- Rosie O'Donnell
I told you years ago she was a back-stabbing traitor.
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Thanks for the fumble, Dude.