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 Quotes

"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the American flag."
       --Huey Long
 

  Excuse me, but that quote should be:

"When fascism came to America, it was wrapped in the American flag,
   and was carried by a moron with a coyboy hat from Crawford, Texas."

 Retailers Faced Worst Holiday in 30 Years
  Oh God, how did we lose our right to vote?

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  Excerpt:
 Analysts cut earnings estimates for retailers ranging from Wal-Mart to Tiffany's.
 Retail stores reported another week of tepid sales in "the biggest shopping period of the year."

 Toy retailer FAO Schwartz is among the biggest casualties of the holiday season, saying it
 would close nearly a quarter of its 253 stores as it struggles to avoid filing for bankruptcy.
 

 Koresh!
 In this Bush recession, the toy companies file bankruptcy at Christmas?

 The B.F.E.E. stole Christmas, screwed working families, emptied the Treasury,
 reversed the Clinton Miracle and sent our boys into the desert to die for B.F.E.E. oil,
 but the approval rating of the Unelected Moron remains high so the death and the thefts
 and the energy rapes will continue until somebody hold him accountable for his crimes.

 Since the gelding Democrats are too afraid to speak up,
 look for a Republican to stand up and say, "Enough!"

 Calif. Gov. Davis Barred From Kids' Home
  Catholics refuse pro-choicers from being on their land

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  Excerpt:
 Gray Davis was barred from playing Santa Claus at a Catholic home for
 troubled children because he supports abortion rights.

 Despite a 20-year tradition of California governors delivering Christmas gifts to St. Patrick's
 Home for Children, the school's director said Davis wouldn't be allowed on school grounds
 unless he asked forgiveness for and disavow his views on abortion.

"We don't let any pro-abortion people in our grounds here,'' said Monsignor Edward Kavanagh,
 director of the home since 1952. ``He should ...change his whole philosophy on the unborn.''
 

 You'd think Catholics would want to avoid looking extra-stupid, considering the trouble they're
 having reining in the child molesters that have caused them so much money and publicity.

 Hey, Monsignor, I have some questions:
You say, "We don't let any pro-abortion people in our grounds here,''
     If your toilet backed up and a pro-choice plumber showed up, you'd send him away?
     Tell the truth, Monsignor, you're a man of God, right?
Are you a fan of Rush Limbaugh and talk radio and Fox News?
    Are we trying to get a little publicity from the right-wing media monopoly?
By the way, Monsignor, NOBODY is pro-abortion, st least nobody I've ever heard of, met or read about.
     I think you've shown your true colors. I think you're a ditto-monkey in a cassock.
    This smells like a really cheap publicity stunt, and it stinks, Monsignor.
Why would you want to stand between those kids and their Christmas toys?
     Are you a real monsignor? Or are you a Sears nonsignor?

 I'll look for you tomorrow night on Hannity & Cave-in.
 Maybe Sean will take you out for veal, afterwards.
 They say that red stripe brings out the best cuts!

Subject:  Trent Lott BS

> "When you're from Mississippi and you're a conservative and you're a Christian,"
>  he told the Associated Press "there are a lot of people don't like that."
 

Hmmm. Has anyone ever said:

"When you're from Mississippi and you're black, no longer a slave and can vote,
 there are a lot of people who will hang you from a tree until you're dead."

"When you're from Arkansas and you're a liberal and you're President there are
 a lot of [racist bastards] who will pay money to see you impeached."

"When you're a journalist and you write from a conservative view,
 there are big corporations who will pay you a lot of money."

 HH
 

 Damn, that was good.
 Wish I'd said that...

 Books sold thru  bartcop.com  so far = 59

 Maybe if you order two books you get 30% off?
 So consider buying two books, or buy Susan's book and.

 What a book!
 How Diane Sawyer (R-Whore) stabbed Susan in the back just like Jennifer Liberto did to me. Page 216
 How Starr's good puppy press printed exactly what they were told to print.  Page 226
 How Susan learned to dance in prison - it's hysterical!  Page 238

 One of my favorites:
 "The most popular theory (of why she refused to talk) was that I'd had an affair with Bill Clinton and
  was covering for him. ...I never had an affair with Bill Clinton. But even if I had, I hadn't seen or spoken
  to him since 1985 or 1986.  Why would I go to jail to protect someone I hadn't spoken to in a decade?
  Besides, have you seen the way he looks in a pair of running shorts?" Page 241

 ha ha

 It's really hard to put this book down.
 Also, if you can get thru pages 250 and 251 without melting, you voted for Bush.

 My opinion?

 I say Wanda Sykes is the funniest woman on the planet.
 Her "Florida 2000" riff was the best I've ever seen, so the crown is hers
 until some woman does a better stand-up and takes it away from her.

 She has a new show starting next month on The Comedy Channel.
 I think it starts the 10th, more details as they become available.

 The show may blow chunks, but I don't want to hear three weeks
 after it debuts that it's the funniest show in the history of TV, so I'm watching.

 Quotes

"Most Republicans harbor views like Mr. Lott's `
  He's just the only idiot in front of a camera that would say something like that."
     --Moe Blackwell, 28, a Detroit clothier, The New York Whore Times

 Bart,

 Yes, C-SPAN is usually quite boring. However, starting January 16th
 C-SPAN will be broadcasting the University of Arkansas' class on Clinton.

 http://www.cnn.com/2002/EDUCATION/12/24/clinton.class.ap/index.html

 Chris

 
 Christmas Day I read Susan McDougal's book, surfed the Net and surfed cable TV.
 I found a speech Clinton gave at UC-Davis on November 18th, I think.
 I was once again dumbfounded by his total mastery of all topics.

 I saw him speak for about 40 minutes on all kinds of worldly matters, without notes,
 naming the problems and solutions for mostly Africa, but also, tiny pockets of trouble
 in places that I've heard of but certainly know nothing about.

 He's gotta be the most intelligent man ever to hold that office.
 I don't know of anyone who's smarter than Clinton who can speak as well.

 ...and it so sad knowing a total moron stole his way into Clinton's shoes.

 Sidebar:
 Whoever runs against the Unelected Thief, I gave give you the key to winning:
 It's the same thing Gore should've done.

 You make the debate between two adult men, not some candy-ass two minutes
 with a 90-second rebuttal and all that crap where the Moron can just repeat the
 lines Rove gave him without being held accoutable or even knowing what he's saying.

 Turn it into a Crossfire instead of Mr. Wiggler's third grade debate class.

 If the Illegal Simpleton refuses to debate like a man, we'll hire a dozens people in chicken suits
 to follow everywhere his scardy-ass goes, and (by then) BartCop radio will be pounding the
 wimpering coward hour by hour for not having the balls to debate like a man.
 
 Of course, all the networks, cable channels and talk radio will say it's "not necessary"
 for Smirky McWarhardon to stand up like he's a man, but we can shame him into this.
 Pretzelboy can't win a debate on this issues - let's make this about that.

 ALL WE NEED TO WIN IS THE WILL TO FIGHT,
 something that was sorely missing from the campaign in 2000.

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Quotes

"I think now that there has been this loud wake-up call to the Republican Party,
  we ought to come forward with an agenda. We ought to be supporting hate crime
  legislation, we ought to be supporting the University of Michigan on this case,
  that racial diversity is a serious governmental interest and we ought to stop
  talking about the party of Lincoln and act like it. If that comes out of all of ]
  this turmoil, it will be very positive."
  -- Senator Arlen Specter (R-Cockhunter) scrambling to save his career after backing
      Trent Lott (R-Racist) and his hate speech. Philly and PittsburgH each have hueueueueuege
      blocks of black voters who didn't appreciate Specter backing Lott's segregation crap.

A way to trap Rush Limbaugh

Caller: "Do you still think Carter was always wrong?"

Rush: "Yes."

Caller: "If I give you one thing Carter did that you agree with, will you change your mind?"

Rush: "Yes."

Caller: "Do you think G. Gordon Liddy was innocent?"

Rush: "Yes."

Caller: "Well, Jimmy Carter commuted his 20-year sentence in 1977.
              Do you still think Carter was always wrong?"

Rush: "You've got me. Carter was not always wrong."

Eckhard

 Quotes

"Bill Frist is a major shareholder in HCA, a for-profit hospital chain founded by his father and brother.
  HCA reportedly provides abortions to its customers, so now Republicans face this question: If it is
  disqualifying for their Senate leader to make offensive remarks interpreted as endorsing an immoral
  policy to deny African Americans equal rights, is it also disqualifying for their Senate leader to make
  money from a hospital chain that denies unborn babies their right to life?"
    --Terry Jeffrey, editor of "Human Events"
 

 ha ha

 Frist is an abortionist?

 ha ha

 If the Democrats wanted to win, they'd POUND Frist for that and dare the GOP
 to come up with another senator who doesn't have a record of voting against blacks.

 ...but the Democrats are afraid they'll make Mr. Rove angry, so they'll let
 Frist the Abortionist off the hook, and they will wimper themselves to defeat in 2004

 Quotes

"When you think Republicans, you think racist."
   --Marvina Johnson, 32, a health insurance coordinator, The New York Whore Times

 Democrats Fault Bush on Terror War
   Adam Nagourney, The New York Whore Times

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  Excerpt:
 "It's time for us, without regard to party, to say what every American knows:
 Washington is not doing enough to make America safe," Senator John Edwards
 of North Carolina said in a speech on domestic security in Washington last week.
"If the administration continues to do too little, it will be too late again."
 

 Wow!
 Did I just read that?
 I don't think Edwards cleared that with Mr Rove.

 Stay out of small planes, Senator!

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 Quotes

“I'm not calling myself Jesus.
  I'm comparing the stress and pressure to Jesus."

 Who said it?

Karl Rove
Tanya Harding
Ron Jeremy
Rude Rich
Michael Jackson
Clarence "Slappy" Thomas
Bono
Smirky McWarhardon
 

 It was poor Michael Jackson, as quoted in Gear magazine.

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