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Volume 1051 - Saddam's Angels

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 Thursday April 24, 2003


"I am the hawk’s hawk. I believe the President was right in Iraq, and I
  think he’s right to be threatening Syria. Of course, I don’t think he’d ever
  go into Syria, but it is certainly good to be waving the bloody club."
       --Joe Scarborough, who beat a woman to death in his congressional office,
          but since he's GOP, the press never had any interest in looking into the story.
          Long-time readers of  bartcop.com  know that Florida imported a fired-from-Missouri
          medical examiner (fired for falsifying autopsy reports) to call the young woman's death
          "from naturasl causes," to keep Scarborough from getting Jeb and the B.F.E.E. in trouble.

 But back to his quote, isn't that what America stands for under Bush?
 We've got the biggest and bloodiest club, and Bush will use it on YOUR country
 if you disagree with any of his attempts to steal the asets of other nations.

"What does that mean?  Condi!!!!!!!!!!!"

 Does Jon Stewart read  bartcop.com?

 If he does, tell him I'll work for free as an intern - ...no, ...I'll pay him $200 a week if I could just
 hang around with him and his writing staff long enough to figure out how they put those skits together.
 He's doing major network-quality stuff on a damn shoestring "B" Cable budget.

 Wednesday night, Jon got out the BIG hammer and beat Rick Santorum with it for maybe three minutes.
 That's three loooooooong network minutes, 180 seconds of a pounding - using the great BIG hammer.

 ha ha

You gotta hear this clip.
 Not only.did he bust the balls of Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) the admitted sex-with-mom pervert,
 but it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Where can I buy some Jon Stewart stock?

 Click  Here  to hear what America's funniest Jew did last night.


"Everyone acts all surprised and upset, when all these guys
  are doing is describing the Republican Party platform."
     --Bill Maher, on Santorum gay-bashing and Lott's love for slavery

 God Bliss America
   by Alan Bisbort as seen on  apj.us

  Click  Here

 ...just look at the sorts of people who are most vociferously propounding this point of view: the Rush Limbaughs
 and Sean Hannitys and Michael Savages and Bill O'Reillys and Ann Coulters. They are all like my despised neighbor:
 blowhards whose own behavior stands in hypocritical contradiction to everything for which they pretend to stand.
 Rush is, of course, the quintessential example: his real name is not Rush Limbaugh, he was once on welfare (he's always
 railing about welfare mothers), he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War via the dubious excuse of an anal cyst,
 and so on. Stand any of these pretenders up against their own tests of patriotism and they'd fail miserably.


"In a remarkable about-face, the IRS has restored the tax-exempt status of two groups
  whose political activity became the basis of the ethics case against Newt Gingrich (R-Ga)."
       --Damon Chappie,  IRS Reverses Decision on Gingrich Groups

 Don't even say it, Bart!
 There's nothing wrong with Dubya giving tax-free status to all his friends.

 Daddy Warbucks Is Alive and Well
  by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

 Last week, the U.S. Agency for International Development awarded a contract worth $680 billion for the
 reconstruction of roads, bridges and other facilities to Bechtel, the San Francisco– based construction
 conglomerate whose Republican connections are comparable to those of Enron and the Carlyle Group.

 Bechtel’s former president is George Shultz, who served as Secretary of State during the Reagan administration,
 tutored George W. Bush in foreign policy during the 2000 campaign and fervently advocated invading Iraq.
 The company’s current C.E.O., Riley Bechtel, was recently appointed to serve on the President’s Export Council.

"Daddy said never trust anyone outside the Family..."


"Prophets Without Honor"

"Toe To Toe With The Empire"
 American Priests Spend Years in Prison

"Prophets Without Honor", non-fiction, by William Strabala, former reporter
 for The Denver Post and the Rocky Mountain News; co-author, Mike Palecek.

"A book to inspire us all, because it looks beyond the false gods of  our time,
 the ruthless political leaders, the timid intellectuals, the stars of People magazine
- and tells the story of the bravest people in America."
                                 - Howard Zinn

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 Iran-Contra Secret Government Rears its Ugly Head
    by Jackson Thoreau

  Click  Here

 Many obvious players in Iran-Contra, such as North and Bush, are still heavily involved in the current U.S. secret plans
 to do whatever the hell the rich and powerful forces that really run our government want to do. In a chilling precursor,
 Martin describes Operation Orpheus, a secret plan in the 1980s to fake a nuclear attack by Russia to cover up Iran-Contra
 misdeeds and install a military dictatorship in the U.S. It was a similar plan to Operation Northwoods, another phony
 terrorism campaign which some of the late President Kennedy’s military advisors, led by then-Army Gen. Lyman L.
 Lemnitzer, devised to help justify an invasion of Cuba in 1962 to overthrow Fidel Castro.

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 CIA spook: (Looking at a picture of Saddam) There is no Saddam Hussein. This guy's name is John Gilnitz.
                     We found him doing dinner theater in Tulsa. He does a mean 'King and I.'

 Lone Gunmen: You're trying to say Saddam is a government plant?"

 Area 51 spook: I'm saying I invented the guy. We set him up in 1979.
                           He rattles his saber whenever we need a good distraction.

 From the X-Files episode "Dreamland," 1998

 Thanks to Tom Chumley

 Last night, I caught Barbara Hartwell's internet radio show on http://www.ufolab.info

 She opened up with an impassioned denial that she was ever a sex slave for the CIA.
 That got my attention.

 Then she repeatedly denied being a "Honey trap," for the CIA, which made me listen even harder.
 There were lots of stories about CIA brainwashing and psychic witches and cool cointelpro-type stuff.
 She talked about what it took to break free from the CIA.  I found it to be damn interesting.

 Her show is on every Wednesday night from 7-9 PM Eastern.
 Next Tuesday, could someone remind me to put the reminder on Wednesday's page?

 Never a CIA sex slave.
 Never a CIA "Honey trap."

 Jobless figures point to deepening problems for US economy

  Click  Here

 Asked about the impact of the Bush administration’s proposed tax cuts, he replied: “Let’s suppose for a minute
 that we were talking about a developing country that had gaping current account deficits year after year, as far as
 the eye can see of 5 percent or more, with budget ink spinning from black into red, with the likely deficit to GDP
 ratio for general government debt exceeding 5 percent this year, open-ended security costs, and a real exchange
 rate that had been inflated by capital inflows, with all that, I think it’s fair to say we would be pretty concerned.”



 We need your music snippets.

 Send in your favorite songs on MP3 so we can have some "bumper music."
 We need SMALL, 30-second MP3s of your favorite music.
 Maybe it's Coldplay, maybe it's YOUR BAND, maybe it's The Dixie Chicks, but no vocals.
 It's the music we want, not the song.

 E-mail them to bartcop@bartcop.com   so we can hear them on 
 So, in the next 6 days - that gives you until past the weekend, I expect three 30-second
 MP3s in my mailbox from each and every one of you - there can be no exceptions.

 Music stuff

 What if we gave away a free "Best o' Garbage," CD to the next five $10 subscribers?
 Hell, maybe Shirley will call the Bart-Phone at 918-493-1500 and tell me to knock it off!

 So if you;'d like to hear Bart's "Best o' Garbage," all you need to do to get your free CD is
 Click Below to become a Corona volunteer for $10 a month.

 You're going to sign up sooner or later, right?
 Why not get in now and get your free Garbage CD - it's hot stuff!

 Subject: the caning story (facts) (you're wrong, sorry)

 You've got it mostly wrong.

 ha ha
 Never heard that before...

 The kid's name was Michael Fay, he was arrested for vandalism (spraypainting graffiti, if I'm not mistaken),
 and most importantly for your point, the country in question was Singapore, not any of the ones you mentioned.
 Why is this important?

 Two of the three you mentioned - Malaysia and Indonesia (I assume that's what you meant when you
 said "Sukarto")  ha ha  - are predominantly Muslim; the third (Thailand) has a large Muslim population.
 Singapore does not - so it doesn't make any sense to lump that country in with "those people."
 (Also, they did in fact cane the kid. He didn't get let off the hook.)

 It's illegal to do a lot of stuff in Singapore, incidentally, that is OK here. The two I remember offhand are smoking
 and chewing gum. I spent some time there a few years ago and came away with a tourist t-shirt that lists all the things
 you can't do, and their respective punishments. They had this president a few years ago who was a real tight-ass...


 Oh, they have one of those, too?

 Mohamed Atta Worked for Elite US-German Govt. Program
   world exclusive  by Daniel Hopsicker   copyright 2003 MadCowMorningNews

  Click  Here

 The jointly-funded government effort picked up the tab for Atta on sojourns in Cairo, Istanbul, and Aleppo in Syria
 during the years 1994 and 1995 and employing him as a “tutor” and “seminar participant” during 1996 and 1997.

 Moreover Atta’s financial relationship with the U.S.—German government effort, known as the may even extend back
 to his initial move from Egypt to Germany in 1992, after being “recruited” in Cairo by a mysterious German couple
 dubbed the “hijacker’s sponsors” in a recent news account in the Chicago Tribune.

 I'm not too familiar with this source, http://www.madcowprod.com/
 Anyone know anything about them?  Can they be trusted?

 Catching up...
  Things are moving so fast, I need a Secretary of Ketchup

  Knock on wood, it's been 13 days since I've had a splitting headache.
  Maybe I'm cured?

  Also, it's April 24, which means only 67 days till fresh Bixby corn comes in.
  I know Beverly in Thousand Oaks is counting the days with me.

 Now's a good time to buy stock in Land 'O Lakes....


"In the meantime, there's no strong Democrat to hold the Republicans responsible for Santorum.
  The aforementioned candidates for president will each chime in, to be sure, but there is every reason
  to expect each chime to sound like the same tune: outraged, but impotent. What's needed is an attack-dog
  candidate who derides Santorum precisely and memorably, and who - more importantly - makes it clear
  his administration's agenda would frustrate and disgust Santorum. A half-hearted defense will leave gays
  wondering where to turn for representation, or leave them convinced a third-party vote is their best recourse."
    --Eric Campbell.  What's Next?

 I'm white, male, straight, non-religious and 49.
 I'll be the last guy affected by the GOP's madfness, and they scare the hell out of me.
 What must women, Blacks, Hispanics, gays, lesbians and the old be thinking?

 Isn't the time to be scared right now?

 Bart, we must trust Dubya.
 He's a great president, doing a great job.
 Why are you always stirring up trouble?

Marty's E! page
Madonna on 'Will & Grace' tonight
Jackco Home Movies on Faux tonight
                      Diane Sawyer makes the Dixie Chicks cry on ABC tonight
(I'd like to go a few rounds with the Peroxide Devil, - live)
Harper's Weekly Review
Alex's Entertainment Report on Ari Fleischer Fan Sites
                      Steven King says a 4' chocolate rabbit was looking at him funny
The tabloid 'Star' is moving to NYC (hey, I won a contest in 'Star'
a free trip for a week to Italy - not Morocco)
No book, after all, for Sharon Bush
(They threatened her)
Alan Thicke, 5 teeth, 30 stitches & a hockey puck
Tori Spelling bagged the '90210' Reunion
OJ Simpson's getting his own reality tv show
And, Faux, satellites, and war souvenirs


 Subject: Votescam

 Sir, I have been reading your blog about a month now. I have read some of the Votescam stuff
 and given the "surprising" wins of the republinazis in the last election, I was wondering how worried
 I should be about the 2004 elections. I really don't think our country can survive another 4 years
 of republinazi rule. I know you probably can't answer this, just thought I'd email.

 Steve Coleman

 Steve, short e-mails are my favorites.
 You should be plenty worried.
 Right now, I see Bush as an 8-2 favorite, because he has no opponent.
 Even when he gets an opponent, he'll be a soft-spoken, brie-eating appeaser offering Republican Lite.

 The Democrats have lost their way.

 They can remember a time in their history when a smart and telegenic genius stood up and said what he
 believed in and the country gave him theiur hearts and their votes, because they knew even if he had flaws,
 he'd do a great job and serve the backbonme of America, the people who go to work.

 Smirk wouldn't know a job if it bit him in the ass.
 He's all about the rich getting richer and fuck the poor.

 The Democrats need a leader to get back their house - someone who's not afraid to anger Mr. Rove.
 Whoever this Democrat is, where the hell is he?
 Why give Bush a year to make his getaway and then scream, "Stop, thief!"?

Please don't let Mr. Bush kill me.


"According to the NY Daily News, Whitney Houston will be playing herself
  on an upcoming episode of "Boston Public." In a related story, Bobby Brown
  will be playing himself on 'Law and Order.'"

 Subject: Bartcop mentioned on TV

 I heard Bartcop mentioned on TV yesterday!!!!

 Was flipping through the channels on Sunday afternoon, and stopped briefly
 on some tech channel that was discussing the CNN release of the Cheney obit.
 They made a point of mentioning that this story was first uncovered by BARTCOP of BARTCOP.COM!!!

 Just thought you'd like to know,

 thousand oaks, ca


 Just got back from an Arianna Huffington book signing. There was a Heueueueuge crowd
 —well over a hundred people packed into a little bookstore that used to be a little house.

 Arianna is everything I admire in a woman; smart, funny, and gorgeous! She walked out to thunderous applause
 and talked about all the usual corporate malfeasance. But then she spoke of how WE need to quit sitting around
 waiting for a “knight on a white charger” to save us. WE have to be the ones to build our support groups and organize.

 WE have to send the emails and make the phone calls. She said she was very optimistic and that’s what she really
 wanted to share; “There is a groundswell of activism”, she said. She made the point that every new person who gets
 involved and does something--anything--could be the last person needed to reach “critical mass”.  She told how her
 travels around the country have shown her that people everywhere are getting outraged and getting organized.

 When Arianna signed our books, TLM asked if she knew of Bartcop.com.  “Absolutely,” she proclaimed!
 Yes, Arianna Huffington reads Bartcop. I asked what Zen meditation she used to keep from doing something
 violent to Dennis Miller when she’s is sitting right beside him. She laughed, looked up at me and asked,
 “What’s wrong with that guy? What made him turn?” Yeah, like I would know.  When someone asked
 what made HER turn, she replied “I got to know Newt Gingrich”.

 TLM made a gift of a BartCop.com sticker.  So with a little luck, somewhere there is a very impressive
 endorsement of your website, riding around on the bumper of a very fuel efficient car.

 Here’s a shot of  TLM, Arianna Huffington and me, MindPilot.

 MP, thanks for that.
 Arianna's one of the few who speak the truth.


"Some bad news for Syria today. They discovered oil."
         --Craig Kilborn

 Dixie Chicks Pose Nude to Answer Critics

  Click  Here

 Today's New York Whore Post ran a picture in which the Dixie Chicks wore only
 contradictory slogans painted on their bodies, including "Opinionated," "Traitors,"
 "Saddam's Angels," "Dixie Sluts," and "Proud Americans."

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 Strange but true

 I received an overnight, hand addressed letter from Terry Mac and the DNC.
 There was no reason given.

 It said, "What kinds of things are on your mind?" and I answered that.
 It said, "What kinds of things concern you most?" and I answered that.
 It said, "What kinds of things could we do to get your support?"

 I wrote, ""I will contribute when you start fighting back. I will contribute when you stop laying down for Bush.
 He has not earned that which he has inherited.  You're bowing to his unelected whims after they impeached
 our guy because he kicked the asses of two Republican war veterans in fair (pre-Diebold) elections?

 I spent the 38 cents.
 I'm sure Terry will be calling real soon.

 Terry, I'm with you, but you gotta fix everything and damn fast.  Right now, Bush is the favorite to win 2004 and that's
 with a shit economy, no brains at all, and a never-ending war, and we'll talk about 9-11 and anthrax later. ...and you guys
 can't come up with something that voters want to hear?  Our side can't sell the "peace and prosperity" vision thing over
 their never-ending "War, death and recession," platform?  Do ya need some help?

 Maybe the DNC is so smart that they're talking over the heads of the voters, but that's where I could really help.
 I speak stupid-ese - I can reach the people!!

 Lemme know, Dude.

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 We'll then feed the fun calls into the computer for  pre-BartCop Radio.

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 Are you happy with Bush and his good puppy media?

 Let's hear about it!

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 Omar, bin Laden, and Saddam - CIA's protégés or agents?
     By Der Voron

  Click  Here

 3) After he captured Kuwait in 1990, why didn't he then offer the Soviet Union, which still existed at that time, the opportunity to
       engage its troops in Iraq, in order to prevent the coalition's military operation? An offer, in which the Soviet Union would also
       receive 50% of Kuwait's oil at a cheap rate (thus becoming able to save its economy, which was collapsing at that time; oil
       extraction in Kuwait is much less expensive than in the Soviet Union/CIS because of climate differences)?


"More looting in Iraq today and that’s just by Fox News. A TV engineer for Fox News has been charged with
  trying to smuggle stolen Iraqi paintings into the U.S. No wonder they got so much good video of all those people
  looting, they were right there with them. Well, let’s just hope his jury is "fair and balanced” as Fox News."
       -- Leno

 Hmmmm, do you think it would be a good idea to have a ?

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