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"Bush flew over Iraq in Air Force One, saw
and said 'Don't worry about this, we'll get whoever did this.'"
-- Craig Kilborn
"I did not, ...did I?"
Republicans in Congress brushed aside Democratic pleas for a formal investigation into
Iraq's nonexistant weapons programs, saying that routine whitewashing should suffice.
Chairman Pat Roberts said some of the Democratic
criticism of the handling of the
intelligence has "been simply politics and for political gain."
Monica was a "Constitutional crisis," but Bush getting 160
brave men killed
for oil isn't important, just like investigation 9-11 isn't important - but Monica was?
How did the Democrats handle this?
Whatever Dubya wants is going to be what Dubya gets. We serve at your pleasure, Mr President!
"It doesn't appear there are any more targets
at this time.
We're hanging around with no missions in the foreseeable future."
--Lt. Col. Keith Harrington, searching for WMD's in Iraq, Hunt for Iraqi banned weapons slows
Avoids News In Blumenthal Book
by Joe Conason
Conservative outrage about Mr. Clinton’s sins was quite selective, as the wronged ex-wife
of his nemesis, Newt Gingrich, could (and perhaps someday will) testify. For the Republican
caucus controlled by Tom DeLay, the opportunity to destroy a President they hated was
simply an irresistible exercise of power.
The book also contains revealing remarks
by former House impeachment manager James Rogan,
and scathing recollections of Mr. Starr from a couple of his former prosecutors. Meanwhile, the
press—whose poor performance is revealed in the pages of The Clinton Wars—won’t report any
such troubling news. They were never much interested in that side of the Clinton story—and still aren’t.
"I want to give him a copy of the book signed
by the president of the United States — when he's 10."
--Anne Braudis, 56, buying Hilliary's book for her 4 year old grandson,
Subject: Question about the GOP
Y'know, a question just hit me: have the
misnamed Republicans gotten one
single person into the White House that was *not* a crook, since Ike?
Nixon - a crook, pardoned
(VP Agnew - convicted felon)
Reagan - initiated Iran-Contra, may have
authorized the arms-for-hostages
deal with the Iranian revolutionaries, and may have ok'd the
deal that they hold them until *after* the 1980 elections
Bush I - Iran-Contra
Bush II - we *know* the list.
I guess I just answered my own question - nope.
PS. "Support the party of crooks!"
Mark, one difference of opinion.
Reagan didn't know about Bush meeting with Hezzbollah in 1980.
Reagan never had a clue how he won that election - it was all Bush and the B.F.E.E.
Reagan was their puppet, their unwilling dupe, dolt, dunderhead, a pathetic patsy and a putz
In hindsight, I also think Reagan was innocent
There are reports he called his top staffers in and asked, "Did I authorize this?"
It's sad what they did to that doddering,
Reagan deserved better than what BushCo did to him.
“Bush promised a foreign policy of humility
and a domestic policy of compassion.
He has given us a foreign policy of arrogance and a domestic policy that is cynical, myopic and cruel.”
--Time’s Joe Klein
"Fuck Joe Klein - I'm taking him out."
of the Great Flood Fraud
The "good neighbors" go for the handjob
I knew this was a scam back in Volume
1079 - Bean Eating Nancy Boys.
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Today, I get a giant envelope in the mail:
Digging thru the paperwork, and I see the clean-up crew estimated clean up costs at $1577.
Funny, that's exactly same dollar amount the "independent" adjuster came up with.
As Tally Briggs might say, "Something
is rotten in the state of K-Drag."
What else does the paperwork say?
Cost of clean-up $1577 That's probably
too high, but I can live with it.
Minus deductible $ 500 That's my deductible on the homeowner's policy - fine.
Check Amount $1077 That would seem to be a simple deal - but wait!
Mrs Bart's kitchen floor is nothing but black cement - and she
is not happy.
When Mrs. Bart isn't happy, I only have one job. I keep diugging, and I see the
clean-up crew's estimate to replace carpeting is $612. So where is Mrs Bart's carpeting?
I called the "good neighbors," and they said, "Ask
the clean-up crew."
I told them I don't want to buy carpet from the clean-up crew.
I want to buy it from whichever carpet and tile store Mrs Bart likes best.
So I called the clean-up crew and they said,
"We want our money."
I told them I'd pay them as soon as the two "partners" got their stories straight
but I already had their paperwork so it was too late to change anything.
The "good neighbors" ended up with, "Oh,
did we add that up wrong?"
Bottom line, they're upping the check another $357
Crooked bastards, everywhere you turn these days.
of the story:
Watch your back, because Smirk's tax cuts for the rich have soured the entire economy,
so more and more companies are putting their employees on a "pass the f-ing on" basis.
I believe that caused The Rio problem, the Best Western problem, my Bank of America
problem (that was so incredibly flagrant and then the bastards failed to correct the problem twice
hoping I'd give up and walk away like a garden variety Democrat) and.this "good neighbor" problem.
Without any doubt, you are getting screwed, too.
Your bank will bounce
checks when the money is there.
The electric company will "misread" your meter and charge you the higher rate.
Your mechanic will "inadvertantly" put the old water pump back in and charge you for a new one.
You'll pay for this, but they'll give you that.
As Cher used to say, "...and the beat goes on..."
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“I just want it noted who it is that's throwing
in front of our faces every day now: it's the Clintons.
--Rush Limbaugh, lying, Nazi whore
Hey Pigboy, who's holding the gun to your head forcing you
to spend three hours a day on Hillary's book and Clinton's cock?
I thought you controlled what you talked about...
Poor Pigboy, forced to stay on Clinton's cock three hours a day.
Some other suggestions for people who can't get Shirley or .
In addition to what's been suggested:
1. connection (dial up issues, ISP issues)
2. networks (are you behind a firewall?, are you at work and *not allowed* to hear MP3s or other audio?)
The simplest solution in most cases is to simply update to the latest version of your current audio player.
Pretty much every audio player out there now can play streaming MP3's -- but this wasn't true even a
couple of months ago. If you have an older version, it may not handle the format correctly.
A few emails I've gotten were concerning
AOL media player. I don't use AOL, so I'm no expert with them,
but if anyone else has AOL and it works fine, have them email what they do, and how they have it set up
for other users to do the same.
Chris, thanks for that.
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Bouyed by his decision to create a department of Homeland Security, which he'd previously
opposed, Bush got away with it clean. Busting up al-Qaeda's sanctuary in Afghanistan and
rousting the Taliban didn't hurt either. Questioning critics' patriotism proved a useful tactic
in a time of fear. Giving Bush the benefit of the doubt, most citizens bought the bait and switch
campaign to substitute Saddam Hussein and Iraq for Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda as threats
to American security.
And why? Well, mainly because Bush has surrounded
himself with self-described "neo-conservative"
intellectuals centering around Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld who have been hollering that
the sky was falling since the 1970s. Many were members of the infamous "Team B," convened
by then-CIA director George H.W. Bush. Their great achievement was portraying the Russian
military as ten feet tall and bulletproof precisely as the ramshackle Soviet empire was falling apart.
Needless to say, dissenters were accused of being "soft on communism," lacking patriotism, etc.
Meanwhile, real traitors like CIA spy Aldrich Ames got away with murder.
Great stuff - be sure and read this one.
Spectacular Bid dies
Tulane keeps football
Neuheisel getting canned
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Conason's Journal as
seen on Salon.com
The only thing protecting the White House? Its timid Democratic opposition.
Hi, we're the timid twins - we're afraid if Mr. Rove.
June 9, 2003 |
The gathering storm over the White House.
What did the president know? He knew that his categorical statements about Iraq's possession
of forbidden chemical and biological weapons -- and similarly scary remarks and speeches by
his vice president, national security advisor, secretary of state and secretary of defense -- were
unsupported by hard intelligence. When did he know it? If he and his subordinates were paying
attention, they were aware of the deep uncertainty about Iraq's weapons programs during the
entire period that his government was driving the world toward war.
Those are the only conclusions that can
reasonably be drawn, at least until the Senate Armed
Services and intelligence committees extract (and release) more data from the CIA, the Defense
Intelligence Agency and the others responsible for assessing the situation in Iraq. While Bush
and his aides continue to insist that weapons of mass destruction will be found someday, their
promises are growing vaguer and their excuses are becoming less believable.
What protects the White House now, as the
media begin to ask questions that would have been
more timely six months ago, is the timidity of the Democratic opposition. If the Clinton administration
had misled the nation in this manner, the Republicans would be seizing their pitchforks.
Join the fight against the Weiner fraud.
Bart, the following is from opinionjournal.com's
"best of the web today." from Tuesday, June 10.
Does the last paragraph imply that even republicans know that Dubya's words are not to be trusted?
Bush Goes Soft on Terror
Sad news from Gaza City, where Hamas
honcho Abdel Aziz Rantisi is still alive and two bystanders
are dead in a failed Israeli helicopter strike. The White House, bizarrely, is criticizing Israel.
"The president is concerned that the strike will undermine efforts by Palestinian authorities and others
to bring an end to terrorist attacks and does not contribute to the security of Israel," says Ari Fleischer.
"The president is deeply troubled by the strike."
Israel should ignore what Bush says
and do what he does. The U.S. has "assassinated" numerous
terrorist leaders since Sept. 11, and Israel has as much right to defend itself as America does.
One further bit of advice for the Israelis: Next time, make sure you actually kill the guy."
Here's the text of the message I sent...
Some right-wing nut job is using the e-mail
address email@example.com to advocate the killing of
Arab women and children. Here is an excerpt of some text from an e-mail he sent to a public website:
"Ask the average American if he'd rather slaughter
a buncha stinkin' Arabs (women & children first) or take a
chance on letting the murderous bastards strike again....come '04 YOU are the bastards we're gonna slaughter next"
You can read the entire text of this psycho's message at www.bartcop.com
What I want to know is does your company
endorse the slaughter of women and children of different races,
or of anyone who doesn't comport to an ultra right-wing agenda?
If not why haven't you taken steps to make
this hate-speaker stop using the name for one of your most
well-known products? Frankly I am appalled. I have always associated Hasbro and Playskool with
benevolence, understanding and caring, in short with family values. Why would you allow a lunatic to
degrade your good name and teach hate instead of tolerance.
Thank you for reading.
Tony, that was well done. It's my opinion Playskool/Hasbro
doesn't want this childish
Bush wannabe spewing murderous hatred towards Arabs using their corporate name.
Bab's Notes - a book review
by Sidney Blumenthal
"On August 14, the President met the caskets of ten Americans killed in the embassy bombings as they were
brought to Andrews Air Force Base, and one after another, he met their grief-stricken families. He was
photographed with tears streaking down his face. 'No matter what it takes, ' he said at the public ceremony,
'we must find those responsible for these evil acts and see that justice is done.' Then he drove back to the
White House, where he had to prepare for his deposition. Ken Starr was demanding his attention while he was
planning the American retaliation to Osama bin Laden." (page 460)
We missed bin Laden by one hour that time.
Dad called - he doesn't want another tie.
Dad wants a subscriptiton to
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If you're a fan of The Sopranos, this will make you fall out of your chair.
These guys (The Lars against Napster dudes) took snippets of Nancy
from The Sopranos and turned them into wav files, then dialed the phone.
Hear "Livia" give hell to several different people. This is what they did to Sears.
Go to http://www.campchaos.com/idiot and click on the Sears button.
'Sidney Blumenthal on Jon Stewart
Cooper & Yeager celebrate 20 years of 'The Right Stuff
Ray Harryhausen (finally) got a star on the Walk O'Fame
Woody Allen pitching travel to France
VH1's 'Best 100 Songs of the Past 25 Years'
First Burger King outlet in Iraq
Carson Daly to be roasted
Tom Green gets a talk show
Snoop Dogg visited his grandmother
The queen went to Legoland
'Star Dates' - season 2
And, lap dancing in LA.
masks an insult as entertainment
Looks like somebody's been reading bartcop.com
Bauer learned that evidence pointing to the culpability of "three Middle Eastern countries" was faked.
These countries were "innocent," we were told in subsequent episodes; the real villains were "oil investors"
who stood to profit if the United States went to war. The head terrorist plotter was an American, and he
was aided by an array of other Americans, including a special ops commando and the president's wife.
Except for Pickles being involved, all that came true in real
The problem the B.F.E.E. has, is the producers of 24 sat down and thought of the most evil thing possible
and set out to portray that, not knowing the Unelected Murder-is-Fun President was already going at it.
Click Here to see if you can hear 13 seconds of this Shirley song.
If you can't hear Shirley vow to tear some guy's soul apart
(don't piss her off)
then Click Here to see the new and improved troubleshooting tech page.
E-mail someone on that list and tell them what kind of system you have.
June 20/21, we will be posting radio shows in
the "members" section.
I haven't heard from any techs that anyone has found sound.
I will attempt to locate a poll to see how you're doing.
Subject: the clinton record...
You have to put this link on your site:
Yes, I know, it's old...from 1996...but
it goes over what Clinton did in his first term.
Would love for some monkey-jockey to try to compare Clinton's record with Bush
....or Bush...or Reagan...or any Republican in the last 35 years.
That is all.
Subject: I have no problem with us killing arabs
Although I despise bush and yes he lied
about the reasons for war and I hope he's impeached,
nevertheless I have no qualms about arab muslims being bombed to hell, and I am a liberal.
Yeah, and I'm with the ASPCA and I mangle baby ducks.
Which moon of Uranus do you call home?
The muslims are fascist nazis who desire
to create another holocaust against the Jews.
Their goal is to turn Israel into one big Auschewitz. Why do you continue to defend the
fascist enemies of western civilization, murderers of Christians, Jews and Hindus?
What kind of sick creatures willingly and
proudly encourage and send their own children
to become human bombs? How can such a depraved culture ever live in peace with anyone?
You're not going to like this answer.
The people who would send their kids to suicide a pizza parlor, are close cousins to the
people who would raise their kids in that madhouse rather than move to Oklahoma .
Both peoples are willing to die for their sacred sand. The idiocy is not one-sided.
As far as I'm concerned there is no down
side to this situation. An arab islamic regime has been
destroyed, the arabs humiliated, devistated and put in their place and at the same time bush is up
to his ears in a major scandal, having lied to take us to war. I couldn't have asked for a better outcome.
What about peace, instead?
by Barry Crimmins
US officials are readying a courtroom, a holding area and an execution chamber if the order
comes to try terror suspects at the Guantanamo naval base in Cuba. No expense is being spared.
For instance, the death chamber will be an exact replica of the one Kaiser Ashcroft uses
in his game room at his Missouri home.
Newt on Stewart
I set the alarm, I secured the blank tape, I distracted Mrs. Bart
with a C.S.I. DVD (She loves her C.S.I.) but I forgot about Oklahoma weather.
It was raining, and they're still trying to harness the Wet God
here in Oklahoma.
Stewart was raring to go, and Newt came out, and after some admirable small talk, Jon looks
Newt in the eye and asks what the fuck was he thinking with that ridiculous Clinton impeachment
bullshit and would Newt care to apologize to America for it right now?
Then the Dish goes dead.
What did he say?
Did anybody tape that?
I got my subscription account notification
e-mail last week.
When I click on the url and log in, it takes me to the Bartcop page
for that day (minus the pictures) and that is all.
.Is there something further I'm supposed to do?
Am i supposed to be getting something more at this time?
No, there is nothing at that URL but a test page.
We expect to start the 'Members' section June 20/21.
On May 21, we started adding each day's PayPal subscribers into
the new system.
When June 21 rolls around, we will have all current PayPal subscribers AND the
new 2Checout subscribers all in the new system and we'll begin our new journey.
The only hitch is people who have subscribed by mail.
We can't subscribe anybody without their e-mail.
So get ready for the big event.
It seems like yesterday we had the RL-LNW newsletter, then, thanks to Marc Perkel,
we got the web page going and now we're moving forward into a new matrix.
Isn't it exciting?
Subject: Iraq - WMD
I'm pretty sure I already know the answer to this but I haven't heard anyone else ask.
Why were we told that we couldn't
wait for the UN inspectors to do their job
but now we're being told to be patient in the search for the WMD in Iraq?
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I talked to your Dad.
He wants another tie.
was drunk on the air last night
It was probably pain pills for his finger
Apparently, Dave cut most of his pinky off
Monday night on the show, "Dr. Lou Aroni, ...the San Fransisco treat,"
was there to sew him up - and sew him up he did on national TV.
There was lots of blood, and it seemed
to be real sewing. Dave was either wacky on the junk
he was in shock, because he laughed and giggled when Doc Rice sewed in the stitches.
Hilarity was so much in the air, they did a split-screen to Rupert frying some meat.
Tuesday night, Dave's having trouble pronouncing
He has the World Champion of Poker, live from Binion's Horseshoe in Vegas.
So, besides slurring his words, Dave dives
into the murder-for-hire rant where Henry (Hank) Binion,
( no relation to Carla Binion, one of the best writers on the www) is drugged and murdered by some
wacko druggie bitch and buried in the desert.
Check out Paul's position:
Here is Dave - on drugs, ranting on about
a semi-recent Las Vegas casino murder.
Paul kept trying to steer dave off the subject.
"Why?" says drunken Dave. "What's
wrong with talking about this?"
(This is all paraphrase, but trust me.)
Paul does his best to sooth things over.
Right now, Paul is all Dave has, and good thing Paul is a TEN on the scale of loyal.
That, ...or he's smart enough to know who's butter is spread on his bread.
Next up, Dave's Number One Assistant for
at least ten years, Barbara Gaines,
who hates to be on camera, signals to Dave to cut his current skit short.
Dave, drunk and out-of-character, asks her
why she's doing that.
The way I remember it, she said, "I'm doing this as a friend."
Smiles and laughs, but a very uncomfortable feeling for those reading the vibes.
Our good friend Bruce Willis came out, and
he pretty much took control of things.
He started singing songs about how dad Saddam was, which isn't even true.
Oh well, at least it got Dave off the hook.
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Just returned from Bermuda, was there for
a conference and visiting family.
While there one of my cousins was looking over my shoulder as I was reading
your column. She asked me, "Who is BartCop?"
I told her part of the American resistance
to Bush, et al.
"Like the French Underground during WWII?" she asked.
"It's not that bad, yet," I replied. Sometimes I wonder.
Anyway, I hope all goes well with BartRadio
and stay out of small planes.
I worry that Ashcroft is going to be coming for you one day.
Call 918-493-1500- you have two minutes to rant away.
"Wal-Mart stores are going to begin concealing
the covers of some women's magazines,
including Cosmopolitan, Glamour and Redbook because they think they're too provocative.
Wal-Mart did this after getting complaints from Iran's ruling conservative Shiite government."
Have a good time today - that's an order.
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