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 Tuesday   June 17, 2003 


"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us
  in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order
  to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have
  their way in the Middle East."
     -- Too stupid to be president, Kennebunkport, Maine, Jun. 15, 2003,

 Anxious and Weary of War, G.I.'s Face a New Iraq Mission

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 Six months after arriving in Kuwait and almost three months after entering Iraq, they were ready to go home.
 Then they discovered that, at least from a soldier's-eye view on the ground, there seemed to be no American
 plan for a postwar Iraq.

 The mayhem that followed the collapse of Mr. Hussein's government on April 9 has thrust them into a new mission:
 keeping peace, even as their weary minds and bodies are still at war.

"You call Donald Rumsfeld and tell him our sorry asses are ready to go home," Pfc. Matthew C. O'Dell,
 an infantryman in Sergeant Betancourt's platoon, said as he stood guard on Tuesday. "Tell him to come
 spend a night in our building."

"Kill that coward and bring his head to me at the Oval Office"


"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I am -- I believe that someday freedom
  will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people to -- and it's the
  beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive."
    -- Much, much too stupid to be president, Kennebunkport, Maine, Jun. 15, 2003

"I are not stupider..."

 9/11 Detainees' Treatment Casts a Deep Shadow

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 Before the report's release, Ashcroft repeatedly asserted that at no time were the rights
 of the detainees violated. He told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Dec.6, 2001, that
 "all persons being detained have the right to contact their lawyers and their families."

 That claim was false.

 The inspector general "found that the Bureau of Prisons' decision to house Sept. 11
 detainees in the most restrictive confinement conditions possible severely limited the
 detainees' ability to obtain, and communicate with, legal counsel."

 To me, it seems like a mistake for Drew Barrymore to hire Demi Moore for CAII.
 Side-by-side, Demi's ten-age points out how painfully plain-looking these new "angels" are.


"And in the meantime, before that state is established, it is clear that the free world,
  those who love freedom and peace, must deal harshly with Hamas and the killers.
  And that's just the way it is in the Middle East."
    --Much, much, much too stupid to man a French fry station at Goober's restaurant

 White House in Denial

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"It was well known throughout the intelligence community that it was a forgery," said Melvin Goodman,
 a former C.I.A. analyst who is now at the Center for International Policy.

 Still, Mr. Tenet and the intelligence agencies were under intense pressure to come up with evidence
 against Iraq. Ambiguities were lost, and doubters were discouraged from speaking up.

"It was a foregone conclusion that every photo of a trailer truck would be a `mobile bioweapons lab'
 and every tanker truck would be `filled with weaponized anthrax,' " a former military intelligence officer said.
 "None of the analysts in military uniform had the option to debate the vice president, secretary of defense
 and the secretary of state."

 Subject: WMD

 Dear Bartcop,
 Great page. Read it every day.

 Thought you would be interested in the fact that any mention about WMD
 has moved to page 18 of the Washington Post today.

 Tomorrow it will be gone.
 What did we do to deserve this?
 Dr. C.

 Dr C,
 Mostly, we refused to fight in late 2000.
 The Republicans wanted to steal the White House and the Democrats said,
"OK, we don't really want to win - you can have it, we don't care."

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“Apparently the first guy that showed up at bookstore at midnight to buy Hillary’s book
  was one of her campaign aides. The whole thing was staged. It’s typical Clinton.”
     --Rush the vulgar Pigboy, who thinks campaign aides shouldn't buy or read books

"Was the book about a goat?
  That's what I read on 9-11 while the twin towers burned."

 Iraq in Transition
 Rebuilding Iraq Proves to Be A Gold Mine for Middlemen Ex-Soldiers,
 Diplomats Open Doors And Broker Deals in Chaotic Region
  by Greg Jaffe of the Whore Street Journal

  Click  Here

 Mr. McClelland supplied the company with the names of 15 senior military
 contracting officers in Kuwait, the U.A.E., Oman and Qatar. Mr. McClelland
 also gave 3M a list of names of local executives from companies such as Bechtel;
 Kellogg, Brown & Root and military-supply firm DynCorp, many of whom are
 former officers Mr. McClelland served with in the Gulf. Soon after Dr. Hoeller
 arrived in Kuwait for the Bechtel conference, he met a senior military officer,
 one of Mr. McClelland's contacts, who complained about a lack of Post-It
 notes in Iraq. Within days, the military had put in an order for Post-Its,
 electrical tape and multimedia projectors.

 Hey Bart, please post this information because it needs to get out there:

 These two guys are in charge of the committee to take a look at whether or not
 GW lied about WMDs. This ‘look’ will be behind closed doors and you know,
 if the BFEE had their druthers, behind closed doors is where it would all remain.

 Sen. Roberts, chair, 202.224.4774
 Sen. Rockefeller, co-chair, 202.224.6472

 Call them. Let them know that an investigation as important as this one should not
 be held behind closed doors. That the public has a right to know to what extent GW lied.
 Let them know that you can barely contain your anger.

 Then, call your congress critter.
 (Mine said that he hadn’t received a lot of calls about it. Shameful.)

 The Vidiot

 The Road Map to Peace
   by Richard Fricker

  Click  Here

 Just because you can lie yourself into a meaningless military invasion proportional to
 Slipperyrock playing the Green Bay Packers does not mean you are smart or even lucky,
 and it damn sure does not mean God is on your side. It can, however, provide a rather
 exaggerated view of one’s self.

 What brought to mind Jerusalem of 1993 wasn’t the “roadmap to peace.”  It was Sharon
 making Bush his personal bitch barking threats of “war on terrorism” to the Palestinians,
 then provoking more violence with helicopter attacks on the Hamas.

 I need e-mail addresses for the following people...


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 This is the most useless and pointless Dowd column I've ever read.
 I am flabbergasted that anyone would consider this good writing.
 This crap won a Pulitzer Prize?
 Did she sleep with the entire Pulitzer Committee?

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 Former security advisor says Bush failing to counter terror threat
  Maybe if he spent less time on vacation and rewarding the super-rich...

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 A top White House anti-terrorism advisor who quit five days before the start of the Iraq war
 has accused Bush (R-Not Elected) of not doing enough in the fight against terrorism.

"The administration wasn't matching its deeds to its words in the war on terrorism," said Rand Beers.
 Beers also said that the war in Afghanistan was a job abandoned at the halfway point and not enough
 military resources have been put into the country.

"Terrorists move around the country with ease. We don't even know what is going on.
 Osama bin Laden could be anywhere in Afghanistan."

 Bush & the End of Reason
   by Nat Perry  as seen on  consortiumnews.com

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 Every day there are new revelations from intelligence officials that the evidence was manipulated to scare
 the American people into a war that the Associated Press conservatively estimates killed 3,240 Iraqi civilians,
 a figure culled from the records of 60 of Iraq’s 124 hospitals. "The account is still fragmentary, and the
 complete toll – if it is ever tallied – is sure to be significantly higher," the AP reported. [AP, June 10, 2003]

 In light of that carnage and the continuing bloodshed, the reaction to Bush’s WMD deceptions can be seen as
 a measure of how enfeebled the U.S. political system has become. Will the American people demand serious
 answers from Bush and his administration over what New York Times columnist Paul Krugman calls "the worst
 scandal in American political history," taking the nation to war over a series of lies and distortions?
 Or will the "feel good" presidency roll on?

 I saw a chart on http://www.zianet.com/insightanalytical/

               What a difference a murderer makes.

 Bush is borrowing money to give to his richest contributors.

 Why are the Democrats just sitting there - saying nothing?

                           "We don't care - we're Democrats - our job is to please Mr Rove."


"Well spank me with a haddock and call me Maureen. Who could possibly have predicted this?
  It turns out that "Halliburton's contract to restart Iraq's oil production has doubled in cost over
  the past month, and the no-bid work may last longer than expected," according to the AP.
  Oh, and while the Army originally said that a new contract would be awarded through competitive
  bidding by August (since Halliburton got the gig without having to compete) they've suddenly
  changed their minds. You know, I'm stunned. I would never in a million years have guessed that
  Dick Cheney's former company would somehow manage to get a non-competitive, open-ended,
  no-ceiling contract to rebuild the country that their ex-CEO just destroyed. I mean, how could
  an administration of such honor, ethics and integrity possibly allow this to happen?"
     -- The Top Ten Conservative Idiots http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/03/114.html


 My stalkers are a stupid lot.
 All they do is live and breathe  bartcop.com  unlike any fan ever would or could.
 It's hard to believe anyone would spend the time obsessing over a comedy site the way they do.

 A recent favorite of the stalkers is when they sign me up for all these wacko lists.
 The thing is, almost every list in the world sends out an e-mail saying,
"You must click here to confirm your subscription," which I never do.

 Thery generally come in a half dozen at a time, and they're all together, so it takes about once second
 to turn them blue and hit "Delete."  Their other new favorite is snail mail suibscriptions to the PO Box.
 They, too, come in bunchers, and they're all the same, so it takes about two seconds to dump them
 in the trash can the Post Office puts by the table in the lobby.

 The puzzling part is why these stalkers would take the time to sign me up for all these lists
 and newsletters when it takes just a second to dump them. It's gotta take at least a minute
 per subscription to sign up, which means they're working 30-60 times harder to "harass" me
 than it takes to laugh and dump their work in the trash.

 But, I guess they feel closer by doing that.
 Certainly, they are sexually molesting themselves all the while they are "stalking."
 It really makes no sense...

Marty's E! page
Michael Dare's 'Disinfotainment Today'
Hillary on Dave
BBC poll about world views
'Bloomsday' in Dublin
Mary Bono wants the RIAA gig real bad
The Farrelly Brothers doing a pilot for faux
Toto joke backpedaled
40 years ago, Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman in space
Paul Newman's 'Hole In The Wall Camps' is the offical charity of CART
Cheech Marin has loaned parts of his art collection to 2 museums
The National Heritage Fellowships
Rare diamonds at the Smithsonian
And, some poor kid in India is pissing Rove beetles



"While Bush and his aides continue to insist that weapons of mass destruction will
  be found someday, their promises are growing vaguer and their excuses are becoming
  less believable. What protects the White House now, as the media begin to ask questions
  that would have been more timely six months ago, is the timidity of the Democratic opposition."
       --Joe Conason

 Today's Bushmen Lies

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 4) UN documents support the Bush administration case that Saddam had WMD.

 5) Saddam bought uranium in Africa.

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 I had heard something about a recall (impeachment?) of California Governor Grey Davis,
 but I didn't know any details so I asked my good friend Jim Higdon to explain it.

 The Recall of Grey Davis

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 The primary allegation against Davis is that he "lied" (that word that is only allowed to be used in the media when it is applied to
 Democrats) to California about the state of our current budget crisis.  Of course this is an allegation that can be leveled against any
 Governor in the US because no one predicted (with the exception, of course, of myself and anyone else who pays attention to right wing
 politics) that Bush would purposely trash the US economy, and turn off required federal funding to the states.  Add to that Davis' having to
 deal with Bush/Cheney/Lay skullduggery in severely overcharging California for energy which Attorney General Crisco refuses to prosecute.
 Much better to go after Martha Stewart because she's has a disagreeable personality and she is a large contributor to the Democrats.
 Criscoman is always clear in his goals.  Crime is okay as long as the Bushistas get their cut.

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 then Click  Here  to see the new and improved troubleshooting tech page.
 E-mail someone on that list and tell them what kind of system you have.

 Beginning June 20/21, we will be posting radio shows in the "members" section.

 I'm on AOL and I can't hear your radio show.
 Larry by the Sea

 According to Shelly at darkerviolet.com, try saving the file on your computer as an mp3.
 My guess is that AOL media player thinks the .m3u file isn’t valid.

 It works - I can hear Shirley now - thanks!
 Larry by the Sea

 Plus, be sure to upgrade your media player.
 If you have a media player from last year, that's very old.
 The new players will get you going.


"Elements of the press corps became tools of the right wing, of republican congressional staffers
  and Ken Starr and his office. They deluded themselves into believing they were somehow being
  brave and independent when they were actually acting as arms of the Republican right and they
  can't come to terms with it now."
     --Sidney Blumenthal, from his book

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 I've been getting mail written by people too angry to make sense.
 Some read like this:

 If you were going to shoot all the people who perpetrated 9/11, the majority would be Americans.
 And if you started along that path, you’d be like the Nazis who stood people in a line and shot them.
 Once you start, the list is endless.

 One last thing- if you really want to see who’s in touch with the majority position on this issue,
 monkey mail my letter, and see ask your readers what they think. But wait, that’s right, you don’t care, do you?
 You’re “surrounded by cowards”; “these doves” give you shit, don’t they.

 No one is right all the time bart.
 Especially those who think murdering people (Bush’s solution) is the answer to a problem.

 It's funny how people take a sentence I've written, and then change it and ask, "Why did you say that?"
 I never said I wanted to shoot "people," and I'm not "like the Nazi's."
 Because I want Osama dead, hard lefties say I'm "just like Bush" and "Bush's identical twin."

 And I have no idea what "that’s right, you don’t care, do you?" means.
 I like hearing other opinions, but mine aren't for sale. And yes, very often the people
 who want to turn the other cheek for Osama want to kick my ass real bad.

 Maybe you "other cheekers" could get together and agree on a spokesman
 and he and I could politely duke it out in the chat room?

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